Once Upon a Mattress (7)

[Mivimata]

Why doesn't he just write it down?...

[elouai1]

Not sure how he made the sex connection from all of that.

[Theaterboy14]

At 8:39-8:42. I think the queen tuned on by a small pea.

[101musiciseverything]

Sorry for being slow but.. THAT IS THE CHICK FROM ELF!!!

[4everadisneyprincess]

Same

[HappinessGuano]

She got excited over the honeymoon. I'd be more focused on the castle.

[AMacKnz]

Is the actress who plays the Queen the evil orphanage owner from Annie?

[HappinessGuano]

@AMacKnz Yes, it's Carol Burnett. She's an absolutely hilarious comedian. You should go find episodes of the Carol Burnett show, especially the Gone with the Wind one, it's her most famous gag.

[xVenomousVixenx09]

@AMacKnz

i completely agree!



[redwingtrekie24]

Denis3

[mochamegan123]

Wow. that's definitely a real moon

[SayHolaSunglasses]

Not like any sex-talk I know... :S

[laurarox80]

Quite strange listening to grown man get the birds n bee's talk. Chuckling as I watch.

[PureMagicGurlz]

If one little pea can do it for her, then what may I ask is the king for?

[camprocker14]

Wow Dauntless. Took you long enough bahahaha :D

[hannahfarish]

I love how a guy with a receding hairline is listening to a birds and the bees talk.

[TheFrizzleFraz2]

Normandy?? Really?

[10pandasrule10]

Oh the jester!

[Marjie240]

Yes my Sweet, I will Cheat!........WTF!

[twisocfan]

when she sees the pea it sounds kinda like shes having an orgaism or something like it lol

[mochamegan123]

@twisocfan you mean orgasm?

[magic1lover]

ahem.... we all know how it happens right ? ;)

[Poet2916]

is he the guy from True Blood? the evil one that shoves his hand through the guy on the news?

[candyrox202]

@Poet2916 yep

[SPARKLYmInI80]

should have just sent the prince to see lady larken and sir harry.... then he would get it....

[Chippy2611]

The king should of just made a circle with two fingers and then stuck another finger through it would of made the man to man talk so much quicker.

[eveeveevien]

Clean version of Sex Education? LOL!

[annabananazz]

I loooove zooey deschenel's voice :)

[chocaboLover]

it isn't the stork at all!!!!!...did you figure that out yourself

[Sartye]

The sad thing about man-to-man talk is he's like 40

[TheNewSailorMercury]

Oh oh oh oh oh oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh! Wonderful!

O_O

That's what she said.

XD

[18shbohl]

"Let's have that man to man talk". Great choice of words to say to a mute king, Your Highness. 

[cheshirepuss1]

wow its a disney movie thats telling kids thst its a good thing to cheat! Great message to send down to little kids Disney writers. Give yourself a pat on the back. ; )

[Bethalaine]

Matthew Morrison sdfasdfafunnnffff

[TheWonderlandgirl123]

i never seen three people so happy that someone is going to cheat! i mean who's happy about that even more the girlfirend is happy for him

[TheWonderlandgirl123]

OK this prince is in his 30's and still doesn't know about "the birds and the bees"! i mean really i knew about all this since i was 12!

[DarlinDevilGirl]

I love the queen. She's so over the top, and soooo funny.....despite her creepy obsession with her son o.O

[foxnbccbsabc]

You think talking about the birds and the bees is complicated. Try talking about it when you are a mute.

[Eyeglompyou]

"And once she sleeps she fails." BOTH LAUGH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD

[tabirocks1989]

It's verrrry interesting! lol

[xmarryxthexnightx]

For all of you wondering, larken, the blonde girl, is Zooey deschanel (who's a brunette now) she's Jovie in elf, and she's in 500 days if summer, and way more roles that I can't think of right now.

[antitwighlight]

whats wrong with singing and dancing

[xmarryxthexnightx]

This musical is unexpectingly perverted. XD

[ScarlettRuby007]

i feel like i have seen the blonde girl before but i just cant put my finger on it.

[dancingintherain707]

IT ISN'T THE STORK, IT ISN'T THE STORK, IT ISN'T THE STORK AT ALL!!!! Never thought I'd hear those lines sung by a grown man in a musical. :D

[custesttiger911]

the man to man talk, a little strange

o and lady larkin take advantage you can have such an amazing husband!

[custesttiger911]

the man to man talk, a little strange

[quadridinglamb]

Too much singing!!!

[robbiefenton]

@quadridinglamb ... It's a musical. There is song and dance.

[quadridinglamb]

@robbiefenton still... it feels like they start a new song every three minutes... haha dont get me wrong, I love musicals, but this one feels like it's overdoing it just a bit.

[khaza1wolfgurl]

@quadridinglamb I know, right? xD still, I think it's overdone on purpose

[matrix86]

"One little pea, and i'll have it all permanently." From now on, i'm singing this every time I go to the bathroom :P

[TheFlyableGiraffe]

he could have just picked up a sausage and a bagel.

[DancyNancey]

LOL amazing sex talk haha oh and i wld be worried if my son was that gay no fense gays! <3 yall!

[DancyNancey]

LOL amazing sex talk haha

[yellowbear099]

What is larkin from? She looks farmiliar but where have i seen herr b4,,

[Roosers]

@yellowbear099 Its Zooey Deschanel. She is a lot of things... Elf, 500 Days of Summer, Almost Famous, Yes Man...

[jesslajoie]

@yellowbear099 elf!

[SomedayWellFly]

This is so wrong xDDDDD

[LaDracul]

Zooey definitely has the best love interests...Matthew, James Franco... :D

[XXTrix1eGirlXX]

03:36 the audio and the video is an awkward combination ... O_o

[CharmedGirl261]

PEAGASM!!!!!!!!! :)

[LiveMyLifeOnEdge08]

To be honest I had to watch that song again because I zoned out on just Mathew and that shirt he's wearing(:

[Mikiwaterdemen]

omg the queen sounded like she was having an orgy when she that pea!!! wooooow

she must be really excited!! only Carol Burnett can do that and be funny!!! :D

[ElliesK9z]

@Mikiwaterdemen i totally agree that sounded so freaking wrong!

[322mystery]

I REALLY want 2 get the part of lady larken!!!

[TheOnlyMissLaurey]

I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd go to Normandy with Matt Morrison :) gahhh love him...

[MWolfL]

The king was hiding in the armor the whole time, that always makes me laugh! XD

[managerengland]

8:38 - Start of Orgasm over a pea.

Is it me or does she make some funky sounds? (One messed up queen)

[lilbrainyballerina]

First time I've ever seen a girl happy that her boyfriend is cheating lol

[brightstarplay]

@lilbrainyballerina lol dwl

[sweetness2514]

8: 39 hohohohohoHO YESYESSSSSSSYESS HOHO

...thats what she said.

[lovelykluz]

did any one else get excited when he finally figure it out?

[ronaldjevans]

The music centers around B-flat major when suddenly at 1:23 ("oh tell me more") the key drops a minor third to G major. This is an example of how Mary Rodgers makes the music so interesting; the note B (in G major) is startling after we've gotten used to the B-flat. Brilliant effects of this kind may be found in the music of Steely Dan ("Through with buzz") and the Beach Boys ("Don't hurt my little sister").

[MsMojo731]

this is the most awkward birds and the bees talk i have ever seen

[kec351]

Oh, Tommy Smothers, I LOVE YOU! He and his brother are the funniest! And was ever a comedy team more conveniently named than the Smothers Brothers?

[RuneFactory07]

Given that Denis O'Hare was 43 when this movie was made, and Tracey Ullman was 46, we can assume that those are their ages in the movie. So, Prince Dauntless is 43... and he doesn't know how babies are made. Wow. THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

[gabbytwilightgirl]

Hum this musical makes me think, because i am very similar to fred, will i end up with a guy who hadnt learned about SEX yet?!?!?!

[lostdreamsandtea]

O_o haha that;s an interesting way to give the talk

[sonson226]

Matthew is sumptuous! Yum yum!

[Antichrist616]

I don't think I've ever seen "the birds and the bees" talk in charades before. 

[kagoma01]

@Antichrist616 I think it was more of the flowers and the bees, lol

[MWolfL]

Okay, that was hilarious when Jester and Harry burst out talking right away, I immediately cracked up! XD

[Suzanne1230]

@MWolfL Best part in the movie!

[imarory]

Oh my Matthew Morrison...can he be more beautiful?