Flight Attendant

[TheBingggg]

I sooooo agree with you. I fly a lot for bussiness and when an emergency will arise most passengers will scream and do or harm who ever they want for there own survival. I know, i was involved on an NW emergency, it was not pretty how people act Count the rows to the saftey hatch and have escape plan in effect and stay away from seats with old people and children if possible. You may have a chance. I feel sorryfor most stewardess, they put with some ignorant self intitled obnoxios asses.

[palerider957]

Prostitute, Stripper, Flight Attendant.....that's the order. FA's are a bunch of dumb, maladjusted whores.

[wabbaday]

I'm boned... In the unlikely event that the jump seat is occupied and you must sit on my face we will do our best to accomidate you ;) I'll operate the emergency exit if you'll bring me a ginger ale - Ha ! The wife is smokin Natls !

[tenacrulz]

THIS MAY BE WEIRD BUT IM 25 AND THIS CHICK IS HOTTTTT......

[BrodysONacid]

i started having an anxiety attack JUST hearing the speech.

[lukaqota]

Watch her here >>>> /watch?v=3ccinu-bY3s&feature=r­elated

[lukaqota]

WHat about the affaire with the pilot???

[ucsteve]

I'm trying to imagine her naked.  I bet she still looks great.

[RealmEternal]

I guess she qualifies as a milf?

[any12u]

Attention K-Mart shoppers, due to local fire regulations smoking is prohibited on the sales floor. If you wish to smoke you may do so in our family restaurant... Oh yeah that's no more entertaing then this video was!

[hashimotto]

I dont care how many people call her old hag but down there she still have the curves. I mean ask her to lie down naked on a bed in a pose and have 20 young men like me stand naked in front of her and see there dicks starting to get erect.

[CatchMySmile]

There are a group of us flight attendants watching this and we are guessing you worked for Eastern?!?! You should start flying again we would have a blast working with you :-)

[talentokie]

She looks like Donald Trump...or is it just me...

[hashimotto]

@talentokie lol she does look like Donald. maybe she has fake hair too.

[Hi9045]

Like the faces LOL

[TheNoknoknok]

Can I call you mom you look so warm and kind and loving seriously

[duttybg]

lol

[alphamaleswimmer]

very funny, very likable, and unusually arousing for some reason :o)

[Locker10a]

@ProximitySymbol look if you want eye candy them buy a magazine! Cabin crew are there for saftey reasons and not as sex symbols ! Simple as! And FYI cabin crew was a male dominated job before ellen church came along(google it ) And i really dont give a shit if i have a flight attendant that looks like Britney Spears of Oparah or Bill Clinton as long as they know all their safety stuff they are trained in ! Ohh and leave Irish )and queer) people alone btw.

[VinnyVinnyVeechee]

@ProximitySymbol why would you care who is the flight attendant on your flight? Not trying to be disrespectful to you (I respect your opinion as everyone is entitled to one), but seriously, whether they're black, white, male, female, gay, lesbian, tall, short, who gives a crap? as long as they're polite and serve you your food and drink, why would you care about who they are? Geez our society today is so obsessed with labels and stereotypes it's annoying.

[VinnyVinnyVeechee]

@VinnyVinnyVeechee I'm not even going to get in a debate with somebody I don't know. What I will say is that heaven forbid this to ever happen to you, but should you ever be on a flight that is crashing, you are at the mercy of the cabin crew, regardless of their race/ethnicity, gender, or sexual orientation. They are the ones professionally trained to save your life should the need arise. I'm sure you wouldn't care if the FA was gay if he was saving you from a burning aircraft. Just saying.

[ucsteve]

Very nice MILF.

[gearsofwar2glitchers]

@ucsteve lol



[WillyFeelerbusch]

I would love to spread your ass cheeks apart and eat your asshole!!!

[donsherio]

OMG Nalts's Wife is YOU? I saw this video ages ago, but didn't realize that you're the wife of a famous Youtuber :P That's amazing.

[tjb706]

hahaha...I hear ya...but did you have to tell everyone else our "little secrets?"

[wwolf656]

ur not alone when u say ur scared i act like some scardy cat when i get on 1

[dublinmanc]

I'm too old to become a pilot but want to become a cabin steward/flight attendant (perhaps cliched and a bit stereotypical for an out Irish gay man I guess) but I'm sick of retail after 20 years at age 39 - I have heard that some domestic/internal airlines in the US are a bit rubbish but here in the UK we have those kind of airlines too - it does appear that the age profile of some cabin crew is coming down on average with some airlines, in contrast to what it was some years ago

[kiwali]

heyy THATS WIFE OF NALTS!!!

[zfreak1981]

i thought she was so cute how she did that.

[xlKiSS3S]

I dont understand..why be miserable, when knowing that there may be others who are dying to get the job?

I'm currently 16 & hope one day becoming an FA would be for me :)

[dangerjuices]

always keep a smile! :D

[atfatw]

butch! thats very airline stew. ha ha ha

[jamiewhittle]

typical rude bitter american flight att

[TheL046Kid]

@jamiewhittle better than your crooked toothed eastern European wrinkly skankers.

[daveandcliff]

WTF, this was stupid!~

[HandbagMafia]

you'll never get beyond youtube let it go

[trooper744]

Should have been a Pilot.......

[thebobandtomshowfan]

This video of her kind of reminds me of the Mom that was in the movie "Home Alone". Anyone agree?

[MarkMck1994]

OMG! THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!

[veronicapurple]

@thebobandtomshowfan omgggg i just commented that on another video. sooo funny. catherine o'hara??

[Jjgreat9]

Milf for sure.

[cawille6694]

yes

[madylinn235]

ok i find it odd how all the people who have commented on this video can't spell . . . it takes more time trying to think of how to spell things wrong than to type correctly. and i doubt that this comment was written by an uneducated three year old.

For example: "wow u suk dis was a watse of time n who the fuk rote milf dis is an ugly bitch"

all i can say is that next time you diss someone, at least try to spell "fuk" correctly.

[drfcrule1]

Wow you may be able to spell but at least use punctuation properly.

[madylinn235]

hahaha but punctuation is just so overrated

[BAAAARBizhot]

uthms up mna, i mean i cnts spell all ehuas getar bceauese my dislfxia, this cualtlly took leik 10mins to write and is proyly worng

[laptopowiec78]

well done i realy love it

[bombaclaat]

Fuck you bitches.....I want a blowjob on a Boeing 747 at 30,000 feet in the air...I get cumming that high would be AMAZING....anyone tried that motherfucking shizzle?

[RationalEmotive]

Max Hardcore has some shot some aircraft toilet scenes.

I doubt however you could significantly take advantage of the hypoxemic induced feeling of euphoria since modern cabin pressure systems also keep oxygen levels pretty much at a constant level.

To reach the desired effects of erotic asphyxiation you need to drastically reduce the oxygen supply so most practitioners rely on controlled anoxia.

fuck off.

[bombaclaat]

So how does it feel being Gay?

[davarrl]

why do people talk shit all the time...

[iTerrify]

...?

[titanic1100]

were you actully a flight attented

[100kevindaouse100]

your sick

[aevg1982]

SEXI milf

[pawpycoo]

Listening to your kids more important than the us listening to you whine,so quit shooshing them and go play!!

[buster1667]

It was flight attendants like you that made my job miserable I am glad you quit . I have been flying 17 yrs it takes a special person to be a flight attendant and you don't have it. Ilove what I do. What did you do marry a pilot so you can stay at home

[DMEAD123]

well said im a fa aswell

[livinglife5875]

What airline did you fly for??

[DIJANOtv]

do flight attendants get paid good?

around how much

[CarlyIsAGangster]

You remind me of Katie Couric.

Its a compliment ;]

[Ludsy2001]

Thanks for quitting. I wish others that hate their jobs would quit as well. Life is too short to be miserable.

[supersmalleyes]

why does she hate flying? i wonder...

[wilddowun]

amazing!!!!

[rambocivilairpatrol]

lol this video is funny. <----- in the good way.

[Ryancuasay]

milf!

[cosmicgate07]

It looks like a flight attendant job is not the right job for a person

[DolphinLuvrr13]

i wonder how many other people's videos are unfortunate to have you saying that on them. seriously, get a life.

[certifiedjagga]

that's one hot mom

[unityed]

your a hot pice of ass

[waynespeers]

I bet given the CO incident in the Hudson that you're not joking about it now... good that you left... good that you're realising reality.

[mysweeteventhorizon]

I hate planes too...which is why I can hardly wait to jump out of them!!!!!!!

[MehmetIII]

Flying can burn you out sometime. The smart ones go into management or to ground position. FLying is hard on the human body on a consistent basis.

[HotNCold925]

LOL!!!!

[6663000]

wow if you were doing that from memory its pretty impressive, you can really rattle off those lines.

You should probably get into rap :)

i'd watch that video for sure

[PARABRAZ]

le "metier" over acctualy "air hostess"

[kenmonton]

its my dream to be a flight attendant someday ! if its your time its your time to die! thats it, we cant avoid death!

[Aattitudee]

You sounded so professional!

[zachscissorhands]

What airline did you work for?

[kaybear27]

I love this. I really love this lol. I like how our jobs all makes us like robots where we all say practically the same stuff over and over:P

[JFlynn19cuh]

you look good to be 40... how did nalts get such a hot wife! ha

[piolet2be]

wow id hate to have here on a flight im on, she scares me!

[Anksunamun03]

I work for US Airways Express;And yes, we still need to memorize all of that. Of course its different , but all means the same, SAFETY.

[baltazaroz]

Just send those folders by mail, it saves alot of time :P Only hearing your voice makes me comfortable flying.

[luc500500]

Wow good memory!

[PeytonSawyer06]

After they are : "There are 6 emergency exits in this aircraft, in this side of the cabine ..." I know the all announcements by heart :)(But me it's the "Air France" version that I know ^^)

[boamuro]

Yeah, you'd look good with Donald Trump. lol

Stereotypically, you have the mom/teacher look/voice.

[flugzeug94]

I know this announcements by heart... and I'm only 14 years old..... xD

[iloveyankeecandle]

your voice sounds nice

but that's not mean to be weird...

i know it sounds that way though

[Saalvatorio]

Do you know what I realized? That mirror/organizer to the right of WifeOfNalts was moved since the third episode of "GooTube Conspiracy" that Nalts made. It used to be on the other side of the hallway. Am I observant or what?!? Other than that, WifeOfNalts, I don't know how you memorize all that! Lol!

[wasiqcheema]

She's a mother of Donald Trumph!

[flyingmama]

You are cute!

Poor thing, do you have to memorize all that?

We have an announcement booklet, we just read.

[Abourn1]

LOL. My mom used to be a flight attendant and she tells us stories of how big of jerks some people can be, and some pretty akward situations.

[entrepreneur41]

This is 1 Lovely looking lady!!

And 1 Lucky husband!

God I wish I was dating a lady like her!

Neil from England.

[Katief8284]

Yeah...so I'm gonna go ahead and say that the only person making flight attendants look bad here are all of the crazy ones cussing out a woman making videos on youtube. Hope to fly with yall soon...you must work for Delta :)

[jr6139]

I'd like to put it in her ass

[T3n4c1ousD1]

dduble07 ... shes like 40 and wtf is with the end??

[KAHDA44]

She speaks the minds of some flight attendants haha

as one myself i say this is unprofessional, yes totally awesome!

[frandesmaras]

As a flight attendant too,

I´ll kill this bitch!

[mrshavok101]

being a flight attendant must be fun cause you get to go to different states. Or do you go to just like one state over and over again?

[MatthewJParsons]

As a flight attendant, let me say this:

This woman annoys me.

[twister1654]

ok everone is right she acts like a bitch if i was you dude make your wife or mom or what ever she is to you make here get a new job or be cuter and nicer because right now shes mean and ugly!

[LoriFlysFrontier]

Man, this is the kind of bitch that makes all flight attendants look bad. Good God, how bitter and unhappy is this chick?? I have been flying 8 years and LOVE it. And let me tell you, GOOD flight attendants HATE flying with negative bags like this! Her coworkers probably jumped for joy when she quit!

[sober1980]

You sure are pretty Nalt's Wife. PammieKay

[a3i8r0a380]

well u cant say u hate flying for all airlines because u only worked for one airline. me personaly i like japan airline's flight attendants.

[maseross]

shes kinda hot..

[dduble07]

Shes hot but a bitch. I would bang her UHHHH UUH

[KnightBallerz]

What was that all about at the end?

[krishan25]

I worked for American Airlines couldnt stand it either. The treatment, the money omg the money was awful for the work, getting called up 2 hours before a flight to HKG hmm sounds fun on paper not so fun in reality. Im scared of flying to now.

[InkedParrot]

Why would you be scared of flying if you worked for a airline?

[disasterupload]

that's probally why she still dosen't work there

[catsrule40]

Haha, oh Jo, you make me smile.

[JesusandI2005]

haha :)

[zerleikoko]

AWESOME video, you did u job very god. I just dont like you message at the end, that u hate to fly.

This msg does not help at all all the news FA. I would like to hear that u ahd a amaizing experience in your FA profesional life.

I like u smile and the way u look to the pax.

thanks.

[milkandnut]

Fabulous! Bitter ex FA.

Look and learn!

[Dimension150]

She's perfect in every way!

[EarleYetter]

Miserable and middle-aged, just like the regular flight attendants.

[flugzeug94]

yes this happy smiling looks like in all safety videos......

[farsticky]

you seem bitchy enough to a be a flight attendant.

[thisnammerSOUL]

shes pretty.

[friskola]

flying rocks

cool vid

meow

[TXStateBobcats]

haha you look like you'd be a perfect flight attendant!!!! You're good at doing that "fake happy" that they all do! :)

[jeeperss2]

Notice how that flight attendant "found" a "well off" husband! Aren't they all looking for that...captain before his name sounds good to them! :-)

[oforbesy]

thats so fucking funny! she looks like the mum off home alone 1!!!!!!!!!!

[tjw1963]

I don't like flying either. So I don't. I drive.

[leon0079876]

if u afrid of death, y be bother doing dis job? u have to put death front of u

[angiebear18]

Oh, Wife Of Nalts... you never cease to amuse me! How long ago did you work as a flight attendant? You seem to remember that spiel pretty well! I used to want to be a stewardess, but I heard that your feel tend to swell. Maybe that's just a rumor!

[darinnn]

hat does feer tend to swell mean?

[imweirdsowhat]

My mom is a flight attendant and has been for 27 years.

[craxi555]

Why did she become a flight attendant, if she is scared of flying?!

[musicfan1215]

Federal laws mandate that you carry out the orders of flight attendants while on the plane. Any failure to carry out any orders may result in jail time. We hope you enjoy flying with us on xxxxxxx airline.

[ontrashakotra]

katlitter did a flight safety video too. She blew up one of those airbags around her neck in the living room & all that. I was watching it wondering if that crazy woman was gonna set off flares indoors too.

[jeanetteandbrittany]

You are a great public speaker!

[twinsfreak543]

Youer family makes the best videos!!! Keep Them Coming!!

[piesniffer]

WOW you were SO born for that job! lol

[PauloMauricio]

You are very nice and have a beautiful voice.

[smoth007]

LOL!

[dontheman17]

I enjoyed that video. You two make such a great couple. You both share a great sence of humour and a great love of life together. I do enjoy the videos you both make together. Thx for the fun.

[ouartemis]

i'd have to agree, your family is great!

[katybaby2212]

I love your family, your husband is halerious and your children (plus other family members from all the videos) are so adorable and funny - Keep the videos coming..your family is the only reason i come onto youtube!! x

[lerocket]

could you tell us some passenger from hell stories?? Now I'm in the mood for some pretzels or peanuts...haha

[sevenrd]

why are you scared of flying? is it b/c of 911?

[LibidinKyle]

haha.

Tags: Flight Attendent Attendant

[gfn02]

Hilarious!

[aeris211]

that was perfect...you just forgot some lines

[blumac81]

Oh she is just DARLING! Yea I seriously can't see how flight attendants stay sane.

[skyykitten]

Wifeofnalts was the best flight attendant ever! At least I think it was her. Who else would allow passengers to video during takeoff and landing?

[skyykitten]

But she didn't tell me it would cost me my camera! I managed to grab my memory card first though. A week after I got home, I noticed Nalts began filming using the same type of camera I had...

[ItalianStallionette]

OMgooooodness.. You are the funniest woman on thetube!!! You really should get your own show..

[m11stephen]

What airline did you work for? Im going to take a wild guess but I'm going to say Us Airways, they tend to have that effect on their employees.

[railfunny]

It was still called Allegheny Airlines when she worked for them. It didn't become USair or US Airways until 1979.

[bellinghamster]

wifeofnalts > nalts

[Qermaq]

Hey Nalts, can I buy your wife? I have... wait... $12. Nah, that won't be enough. Can we set up an installment plan? I mean, she's great.

[askinsd]

Wow, hearing that outside of an airplane is a little creepy.

[cheezwizard]

i closed my eyes and it was like i was on a real plane!

[railfunny]

I hate flying too. Thanks for the Xanax, that stuff really helped with the anxiety, especially mixed with a few stiff drinks. I hope the drool washed off the seat in front of me. LOL!

[camdogg423]

your hot

[rickythepilot]

Private jet is the only way to fly.

[rneeG]

I would love to have dinner with you ....5/5

[ThyWordHaveIHid]

Before i ever flew i thought being a flight attendant was glamerous.... LOL was i ever wrong. They are glorified waitresses. I dont like flying either but it doesnt scare me. I fly every few months to see my grandbaby.... check out my channel... I am just a beginner so take pity on me :)

[SilverStarFilms]

Isn't anxiety wonderful? Well..I guess it reminds us we REALLY want to keep living.

[bulls6x]

well now youre just making faces to make the videos better : P

[Cohiba05]

great

[dollhoard66]

I hate flying, but not because I'm afraid of crashing. I hate it because it's so damn uncomfortable, with all those seats crammed together. I dislike strangers at such close quarters. Plus there's all that waiting around before boarding your flight, before getting clearance for takeoff, and before retrieving your luggage ... which, if you're lucky, will have arrived on the same flight as you.

[DoctorOhh]

Most effective brainwashing ever.  Only a year, yet it came forth like it was yesterday.

C-ya on the Tube!