Dorkly Bits: Contra Henchman Strategy

[sonic2665]

soldier:whats fair with them getting free guns and we getting a fucking backpack?

ROFL

[bossmax80]

is that jakes voice?

[redead24]

JAKE!!

[ViolinMan45]

I always knew there was at least one smart bad guy! The one that somehow always runs into me right as I get the Lazer or Machine gun!

[uClicked]

Is that Jake?

[MRTMS42]

Add more videos please!!!

[Sonic2011Shadow]

sooo funny stupindensly funny

[prolifik5]

"You win this round."

LMAO

[animebilly]

Who ever owns this channel you should update

[kevinnn300]

é muito engraçado

[kevinnn300]

o video é engrasado

[insanityxd5]

lol thats jake from collegehumor, right?

[cordia96]

Damnit, would be so cool if they expand that story for a prequel

[plikminlol]

the terrorists have guns lying out in the open for the intruders to use...... genius strategical decision there

[CrescentGames]

Contra was a realistic interpretation of terrorism today I think :D

[unak78]

@CrescentGames This will be top comment someday.

[Andr286]

Those two guys remind me of Scout and Soldier from TF2. =D

[yingyanggamer]

"What's fair about them getting free guns and me getting a f*cking backpack?"

The fact that they die from one hit.

[mundolukas]

wow now i know why the enemies explodes when you shoot them, and why are charging a bag xD awesome dorkly!

[MrLarryorr]

Streeter & Jake ! i loved that game

[Mynamerulezbitch]

Jake

[skulzone]

Jake!

[petersaurusyt]

I feel bad for them now. :(

[blast794]

gets chased by enemy- AH HELL NO CONTRA ENEMIES -flip jumps over them and wins game- wow that was easy

[blast794]

wow such a big cheat yet i can never win

[ChuckPwn25]

Please make all videos available for mobile!!!!

[BobbyOCProductions]

Haha, Jake!! XD

[zorsting]

哈哈哈.从小怪的角度看游戏真搞笑.

[psovegeta]

backpack that explodes vs 30 lives.......maybe Contra was more unfair in ways we never thought!

[sirroger11]

@psovegeta there are still bosses guys with guns and some turrets i haven't made it far enough to know what else there is i keep getting killed by the fucking tank

[kevinnn300]

@sirroger11 

[johnathangd]

WTF why do someone don't like this vid?

So why did they came here and give a negative vote???

fuck them all!!!

[MilesDude32]

@johnathangd Welcome to the world. It's full of jerks like that.

[Michaelc136]

Thats Jake from college humor :)

[troabarton89]

Its Jake

[samysnes]

totally the voice of Streeter from CH

[MarkusHomer]

Epic two commentarys at the top! XD

[CrescentGames]

8 people lost this round.

[nMuenchies]

Jake Hurwitz? Nice lol I <3 Dorkly. Definitely the funniest shorts producer on Youtube!

[LetsPlayGuy12]

This was hard because....?

[SmanSharp]

Wierd if he whould have just went left left right right up down up dow start select i bet he wouldn't be whining cause who needs a gun if youve got 30 lives right?

[FireballKupa]

@SmanSharp It's up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.

[ZzRvXzZ]

what game is that.?

[FartoonNetwork]

@ZzRvXzZ Contra for the NES,duh?

[MrPathorn]

@ZzRvXzZ

Hey man, How old are you?

You play game and don't know Contra?

you problably very young or didn't play untill PS2 came out?

[ZzRvXzZ]

@MrPathorn i've played nitendo NES.... but i've never played this one, i guess i'm too young.. 16

:/

[Mangara99]

@ZzRvXzZ This is a classic, you should really play it ;) And the one for SNES is great too.

[jsasace]

hahahahahaaha take thta talabann

[issanel]

Geneva convention hit contra.

[Notyu1459]

And that's why Contra is easy!....wait.....

[camobeast100]

Does anyone else think Streeter does the voice of the commander?

[d0rknessZZ]

when he drops his back pack i thought it will blow but it isnt

[CaptianPWN]

THEN WHY IS IT SO GOD DAMN HARD?

[minsecous]

@CaptianPWN cause there is only one of you and LOTS of them,not to mention they kill you if they touch you

[evilgoodguy66]

we might be evil terrorists but we fight fair. LMAO

[atomicapplesahoy]

Jake? JAKE?! JAAAAAKE!!!!

[spinemelter2000]

Contra is hard enough already. It doesn't need henchmen shooting you or getting power-ups.

[77DJMM77]

Jake Who?

[AJ123097]

That is Jake

[Embro15]

If you're going to post a comment twice. Just post it once

If you're going to post a comment twice. Just post it once

[Spallone17]

i wonder who does the voices for mario and luigi?

[Spallone17]

i wonder who does the voices for mario and luigi?

[Spallone17]

i wonder who does the voices for mario and luigi?

[xInertiax127]

How sad is it that we recognize Jakes voice?

[negee3]

Streeter and Jake!

[siradmiralbanana]

Great video! Contra is such a nostalgic game. You should do more videos about Turtles in Time for SNES

[thejoshdegr]

JAKE FTW!

[camobeast100]

Try watching this video while picturing Jake instead of the soldier. It's even funnier then.

[Ericboy0981]

''And that's how i became special Agent''

True Story

[garotoz]

Where is 0:57?

[smaug131]

@garotoz it left the army too

[BrokDoidao]

@ImConfused823 that's a joke right?

[MrGrandmasterGamer]

@BrokDoidao no its not it actually is jake from college humor

[mavrickindigo]

Technically the enemies in Contra are a mix of terrorists and Aliens, and I always assumed those flying things were sent in by your allies.

[dunnooooo1234789]

Actually, I sent it like last 3 or so months ago...

[dunnooooo1234789]

Oh crap...I just remember I just sent a nasty message to college humor about they're jealous of dorkly channel and blocked them from rest of us...Now when I saw this tag...Oh crap....crap...crap...Sorry, College humor.

[2cool4u1000000000000]

I hate you.

[isa0ber]

Of course Jake's here, check the tags...

[camobeast100]

@needo2new They do, it's called ''Best of Dorkly''.

[angelhavok79]

@dorkly bits dude wtf your last 10 eps. are unavailable for mobile view seriously come on I watch at work can you fix this problem!!!

[dorkly]

@angelhavok79 We have updated the latest episodes so you can watch them on your phone at work!

[RageOfTheTiger]

@dorkly Just subscribed today! I love your videos!

[luisalejandre1996]

@dorkly ur vids are hilarious

[ZzRvXzZ]

@dorkly

DUDE, FOR GOD SAKE WHATS THE NAME OF THIS GAME PLEASE.

[UPoken]

@ZzRvXzZ contra

[awesometjdude]

@dorkly upload more vids

[jeffgastonpaul1]

@dorkly theres a site for dorkly right.... there are a lot more episodes on the site

[jeffgastonpaul1]

@dorkly crap.... -.-.... i just saw u have the link to the site

[MrShadowz1337]

@angelhavok79 how about you actually do a proper job at work for once and then watch them on a nice big screen when you get home eh?

[JeisonRS]

@angelhavok79 I love when people complain when something is for FREE, and it goes offline for only 5 minutes, it's just amazing...

[ledgend123ify]

@angelhavok79 waaah your expenseive phone can t play this oh  poor baby you have to watch it on the computer like everybody else oh by the way this is you boss get back to work

[Adz1009]

we may be terrorist but we figth fair

LOL

[darkcylander]

stop talking about this jake guy and start talking about the actual video

[oniluka]

your mom?

[Lestrigones]

Contral caracter name is jake ?

[drubeast]

@Lestrigones No Jake is a college humour actor. Read ALL the posts and you will discover amazing things!

[SMMsideproject]

yes it's jake, and it's also streeter

[troopinator]

@dorkly iPod playback please

[kardenalito]

jajajajaja stupid soldiers¡¡¡

[magggie1]

8 bit games r finally thinking that whoever made up the weapons and move for games, suck,

[edansw]

can someone give me alink of this game play?

[MRdaBakkle]

Dorkly is awesome!

[seatmon111]

Jake?

[v1tusphoenix]

what game was this?

[6766sammy]

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[gamegod9000]

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Nerg.

[Ishtarru]

@gamegod9000 How the heck did you type those symbols?

[gamegod9000]

@Ishtarru

I just found a different comment with those symbols and copied it, then pasted it here. :D

[XLUpLoaderXL]

@Ishtarru easy ass hell just use words and go to symbols you can find all used symbols there you can just copy and paste them and use them however you want.

[ghos7bear]

Imagine seeing this as NES commercial in 80s

[DREADFALCON13]

Terrorists!? I fought they were aliens?

[0MrFusion0]

Jake!

Jake?

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!

[MegaGamer50]

Jake and Streeter?

[deucheabledanish]

sooo. amir was a giant robot. and jake is a complaining soldier....

[Lunn19128]

@deucheabledanish sounds about right to me

[HagazX]

I really wondered why were they running for now reason XD

[theodicer]

jake!



[tomer12266]

jake..

[toma123456781]

jake?

[LockD]

10.527th!!!!



[taisermig]

140th!

[ImConfused823]

YES EVERYONE!! ITS JAKE!! all the characters from dorkly are college humor cast... its run by them!!

[alexrox0008]

@ImConfused823 no shit sherlock

[ImConfused823]

@alexrox0008 thats exactly what im saying, no shit! there are soooo many comments where people are like "Jake? Is that jake? He sounds like jake from college humor!" on other vids ppl comment about how they always sound like college humor cast... i was just responding and kind of saying "no shit" to everyone... just explained better

[turbogamer25]

@ImConfused823 oh cool the video game animation stuff is the only thing they did that i liked

[albertlouisher]

@ImConfused823 looks like your confused

[chelsea2797]

@ImConfused823 :O OMG xD

[123doomdoom]

@ImConfused823 Hi I am an Jake.

[thegamer74717]

@ImConfused823 WHAT!!!!!!!! MY MIND IS OFFICIALLY BLOWN

[Dizazta123]

@ImConfused823 omg that was jak son i cant belive it omg

[Mowhawk5]

@Dizazta123 you are really not smart dorkly is a sub company of collegehumor so yes sometimes you here pat or amir or jake it is not a miracle

[bobclarkson]

Jake?

[MrPapaya2000]

@bobclarkson No your Mom....Now enjoy the video

[AceDetective2]

@bobclarkson I'm lost too buddy

[ThatGuy99Thousand]

@bobclarkson Bob Clarkson?

[adamtried]

@bobclarkson I assume someone pretending to be Jake form Jake and Amir.

[questionmark14]

Dorkly is a part of CollegeHumor.

[sirmixaloot78416587]

JAKE FTW!!!

[DrAlexandrius]

thank you for all the videos!

[69BrittanyJoy]

Am I the only one who thought the main troop sounded like Jake from CollegeHumor?

[Corbinelwebb]

@69BrittanyJoy Only if you're illiterate

[mhd112211]

thats Jake's voice!

[Shermanicus]

i'm pretty sure that's jake from jake and amir.

[BigVictorLopez74]

It's Jake !! I do find it creepy that I know his voice tho...

[MissOgunro]

is anyone else convinced tht college humor is taking over the dorkly cartoons?... anyone?

[ArmyofSeaturtles]

@MissOgunro Dorkly is CH from the very beginning

[ivojivo]

HAHA GOOD JOKE LOL SO FUNNY I ALMOST FORGOT TO LAUGH I WILL SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH

[ErikWithBrain]

Yes people, it is Jake. *cheer* for you

[leopardfire04]

Jake? Jake? JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

[HeyWhatsaUsername]

JAKE!!!!



[misc11]

Jake?

[xSolBadguy]

lol I LOVE these. I can't believe how many videos we've gotten recently! Thanks a Ton!

[cunami33]

JAKE FTW!!! THUMBS UP FOR HIS SAKE!!!

[gheith001]

25% of the comments: actual sensible comments. 75% of the comments: JAKE!?

[RDarthur91]

Jake??!! 

[noptic]

One of the weaker episodes so far.

[newgarda]

JAKE?!?!?!?!&*(^(&*^&&%

[Brainkey2]

JAKE?!?!?

[tylerjamesolivejones]

Jake!?!?

[seanxieql]

Jake?

[DarkBowser100]

2 people lost this round