The Matt Show - Pilot

[kooky1101]

what song is this? i nthe beging? please tell me ? :3

[SurBlanku]

LOLLLL "martial statues"

"umm Kung Fu" 

[TheOneYoullForget]

"Name five or your best friends!"

"Okay! Um, Mello . . . . *eyes look around room* 0,0 I have no friends!"

Now THAT was an epic win!

[IAliceI]

I dance like Michael Jackson.

And Mello dances like Shakira.

His hips don't lie.

[DeathNotesxMxChan]

I really love your choice of music for the intro! And be careful... O.O you may have no shame but.... Subscribers have even less XD BEWARE!!!!!

And awe, the thought of Twinkies made me hungry ><

[98HeartBreaker]

5 foot 3? HELL! I'm 4 inches taller then u!!! XDDD and no.. you aren't travel sized.. your fun sized!! XDDDDDDD

"Name 5 of your best friends... Okay.. Mello..... .... .... I have no friends..!"

[Ilynear]

run around naked plz

[AztecGoldProductions]

Amazing Matt outfit-best I've seen, EVER! Was that a wig or your real hair?

[15taileddemonwolfIta]

it's fast and awesome, it's fawesome!

[hakulLIVESonFOREVER]

Is it okay if I want to marry you?????

[JaspersNewborn]

Ish that a wig? or ish ur hair just naturally that awesome?? o.o

[gavinoids]

dude.

[gavinoids]

The Matt Show? WHAAATTT? You're ripping off a celebrity!?!?! - gavinoids

[demdemandsitar74]

aww dun feel bad I r 5' 3" and proud

[Yuvi9108]

I love how the majority of your answers were 'Chuck Norris'. Mine would be too. By the way, I would love to hear you speak braille.

[Kodocha7]

i had mahselfs sum mutha fukin cheeze nipz il be quoting that 4 my whole life

[Kodocha7]

yay i luv you matt

[Leesproperty1]

Make out with Mello!!!!!!

[KITTY0WOLF]

HOW CAN YOU BE SO F-ING FUNNY AND AWESOME?

Jk Jk

nah siriously how?

[boycatt]

lol i like your video its funny =3

[youkoslittlefox]

lol!

i love it!

ur awesome!

question will u bare my child???

[XxSSJ5GogetaxX]

L are getting angrier and more confused you say your matt however i see tits and i know matt is one a guy name and stuff two how about you run around naked and smear twinkies on yourself so i can prove my analysis. I AM L

[SoCoJacksManx3]

whats the song in the beginning???

[ZetsusGirlfriend1]

um whats the song at the beginning?.

[TheNitecat]

i have my own show now you inspired me

[sphinxtheriddler]

fuck i don't care if you beat the shit out of me your hot as fuck!

[LittleWolfBijuu]

AVP!!!! AAAAHHHH LUV DAT MOVIE!!!

[babieblue1996]

im bisexual and your hot

[VioletsAreViolent]

lol i thought it always used to say martial status also. i was like wtf?

[SylvyxBill]

will you kiss Mello Matt

[ThevampireSilvanas]

I love your accent ~

. . .

Twinkies ~

I want the twinky thing !

[PrettyPinkDepression]

I has an accent? O.o

[ThevampireSilvanas]

Well ~

Yep !

But everyone has an accent .

Mine Eastern.

Never knew I had one till I went to Mo. and they said I did.

It was a XD moment to say the least.

[CourtneyheartsDuncan]

i wonder if i have a New Yorker accsent.. lol

[DNOIP]

@PrettyPinkDepression cheyaa is southereenn ^^

[MissGreenConverse]

Oh... I think instead of 'Martial' status, it was

supposed to me "Marital" status, as in if

you're dating or not...

I'm sorry i'm such a grammar snob. I act too

much like Near sometimes...

[MissGreenConverse]

Dude. I freaking love you. xD

Could you do the CaramellDancen?

and the twinky thing <33

CHUCK NORRIS PWNS.

[hotshot2392]

DO THE TWINKY THING! 8D lol

I vote you run round naked and throw skittles at people and giggle mercilessly

[ginkogirl]

don't worry matt i haven't even made it past 5 feet (im 4'11 1/2) but hey i'm also travel sized or better yet FUN SIZED!!! ZD

[HadachiHyomaru]

Umm...Ri, it's XD not ZD. Just thaught I'd let 'ya know>

[ginkogirl]

i knows i just hit Z by accident -_-'

[HadachiHyomaru]

I am aware, I just wanted to write.

[Allizare]

Twinkies Wow that sounds Kinky.

[Allizare]

OMG, gourgues Hair

[vampireneko95]

lol i love that xD

[RaikiriIketani]

OMG you no what get Chuck NORRIS to put a pin in your ear

[PrettyPinkDepression]

...Put a pin in my ear? I can't tell if this is trying to be an insult or what. O_o

[RaikiriIketani]

Put a pin in your ear

[MattandMelloJeevas]

awsome,love the cheesenip line

[Nativegirl19995]

its ok matt im 5 2 at 14 BUt im a girl ha ha matt a short boy hes girl size

rotflmao bright red u tape your boob down my friends tried that to be dude but it hurt

[AleinsXAndXRainbows]

5'3' FTW!

[xSpiritxofxSadnessx]

MUTHAFUCKIN' CHEEZE NIPS.

XD

I do believe, fellow Matt, that you have made me roflgasm.

[PerfectMistake95]

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!! lmfao.

Wow you're funny.

[wakeandbake70]

shes got no boobs tho

[fluffyjinji]

@wakeandbake70: it's called binding, kthnx.

[hithere0000]

-sniffs foot- UGH!

LMFAO

[wakeandbake70]

are u a guy or girl

[marissaxsteviexshow]

It's a girl. Also, she binds. :D

[pricklycactus363]

Pretty awesome stuff here! So glad I came accross it. I needed the laugh!

[XxshadowWARQueenxX]

"I just had me some motha fucking CHEESE NIPS!" LMAO!!!

[DemondogNinja]

XDDD epic win. consiter yourself watched, mister.

i want you to either flirt with Mello or Near.

[XxzabuxX]

hey the matt show is so cool i was woundering wat would happen if u put a bar of sop in the microwav for 3 minets

[ICrownMeEnvy]

Haha Im so subscribing :D !

Comming from another Matt cosplayer this is gold.

_

Lol kicking babies xD

And you should deff spy on Mello and show/say what he does every time you go into his room

XD

Nice show Matty~

[lgo2000]

Q_Q i will be your friend matty. :)

[animaniacsrule]

lol all scary movies then Cinderella XD

[Ichigomay1991]

CHUCK NORRIS

[EdwardsRose]

Chuck Norris.

[jessilloyd]

run around naked!! XD

[HairsprayXD]

...

Chuck Norris...

:D

[CrackheadAnimeVideos]

sing "ROFLMAO."

[DropDeadCosplay]

I think I'm in uncontrollable love with you.

and, we should have little babies that make Chuck Norris jealous.

[PrettyPinkDepression]

I support this endeavor.

[MattXTricia]

Matty!!! x3

xD Chuck Norris.

[ImNoMello]

Devour by Shinedown

[werewolfbloodline]

ummm what's the song at the beginning, it's good

[werewolfbloodline]

omfg ha ha ha i love the matt show!!! i have something for you to do...... keep making the matt show!! lol

[rainbowxXxpanda]

do you think you could learn "the Panda Song"??

and sing it on an episode of "The Matt Show"?????

[PrettyPinkDepression]

I could try to learn it.

[rainbowxXxpanda]

that would be amazing!!

are you going to be at afest???!!!!

[PrettyPinkDepression]

Anime fest? Hell yeah.

[yaoiyiff]

i vote for some kind of yaoi...and the twinky thing might do.... XP and dude, chuck noris for prez!

[JustThatUnappealing]

6:54:

How did you...

Are...are you...monitoring my thoughts? ._.

Also, I second more belly-dancing. :| The viewers command it.

[dreamerboy6]

XD Just keep doin' what you're doin'! As usual, you crack me up. XD

[hooraytheweird]

WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO TURN THE VOLUME UP. *holds eardrums in pain* In all seriousness though, I vote you should A) do more belly dancing and/or B) sing a MSI song. =D

[PrettyPinkDepression]

Yeah, I did that just to fuck with you. xD MWAHAHAHA EARDRUMS BLEEEED.

[ChelseaGoldfish]

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!!!

hahaha

No.

[angelmcotis]

can you sing the cuppycake and fallow me next vid for a super matt fan

[PrettyPinkDepression]

Can do.

[angelmcotis]

i love matt

[EdoFullmetalGirl]

Dude this is hilarious! Chuck Norris ROCKS! Anyway, do you think you can give a shout out (Very creative XD) to my friend Shelby? And also.. ^^ could you sing Teke Teke song? You can find it under 'Death Note - Teke Teke Song' I believe. ^^ Thanks! And you are awesome!

~Devvy-Chan

[PrettyPinkDepression]

Sure thang. ;)

[EdoFullmetalGirl]

TAnk joo!! ^^

[kristirudisill]

LOL Ur funneh.XD