Rodney Carrington Stand Up Comedy Live 3

[IanMccoy133]

@thatredneckbrandon thats my Wife lol no jk 

[51bron]

bring it on mother fucker...........and he did

[theboss684684]

Leowen2 did I really need to know that

[freakinsalvia]

@thatredneckbrandon *Neked. :)

[clkite09]

maybe i'm a bad motherfucker and i don't even know it...

[killionkwe]

46 people got scared by a little pecker.

[Leowen2]

Thats disgusting and very rude.

[Raptor660ism]

@Leowen2 hey faggot. if u think its so disgusting then dont watch nor comment on it bitch. the disgusting part is you taking a dick in ur ass. so watch what you say about good comedy... bitch.

[deerhunter2011]

Thumbs up if you're tired of hearing "this magic moment".

[bluntfatty]

Take a slim jim stick it in the ass of a deathrow inmate and let him run through the lion cage! great

[Leowen2]

50 year old pussy tastes like week old sun dried prawns.

[lowsten]

I'll split it with ya. LMAO 

[TrunkLott]

fuck you i quit! i think i peed...pretty sure I shit...lol!

[TheXXcodyXx]

BRING IT ON MOTHER FUCKER

[monsterdrinker97]

Baby im a bad mother fucker and i don't even know it!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

[airwin0209]

you can scare a big somebitch with a little pecker!

[dylanishot4ever99]

thumbs up if u think he's funnier than Larry the cable guy hahaha

ALRIGHT ZACK HERE WE GO*HITS* WHAT THE FUCK U DO NOT HIT DADDY LIKE THAT BITCH HAHAHA :) FUNNIEST PART

[gta4ishardcore]

"Damn thats good, now im fixing to start hitting you"

- An i said somethin' REALLY stupid like "BRING IT ON MUTHERFUCKER"

[ateras360]

 people will NEVER be bad mother fuckers and they KNOW IT

[AgMtz6662]

"U going get ur ass whipped" hahaha

[AgMtz6662]

"BABY IM A BAD MUTHAFUCKER AND I DONT EVEN KNOW IT" funny shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit..!!!!

[rondale1980]

44 people got bit by the lion

[buttabean6thST]

you can scare a big son of a bitch with a lil pecker lmfao priceless

[loserguy456]

he kinda looks like ed helms thumbs up if you agree?

[hy731]

44 people ate the slim jim..

[bobcats330]

thats funny he said 6'2'' like me, when i have to talk to him, i almost look down at him, im 5'6''.

[TJ23pat]

ok so after the "bring it on mother fucker" i went to the fridge to get a drink because my throat hurt from laughing so hard....when i was done i took one more sip and heard "pretty sure i shit" sprayed the fridge with milk.....funniest shit to happen to me in a while

[veronicka1321]

does anyone else hear the woman near the camera with the annoying loud laugh ? :) lol

[liltunechi5142]

"u can scare a big son of a bitch with a lil pecker" lmfao

[MrDef087]

Thumbs up if your still watching this in 2011

[ArmedWithAniTouch]

you can scare a big son of a bitch with a little pecker!

[swaggkid07]

there he goes!! there he goes!!!!! there he goes!!!... lmao

[Bachtel21]

ow ow ow ow timeout my ears hot

[JBeggzz]

Bring it on motherfucker

[djmineral1]

ow ow ow ow god time-out HAHA

[johnrambo55555]

Bring it on motherfucker. And he did.

[bobcats330]

cracks me up when he says 6'2'' like me, i didnt know how short he was till i got outta my truck and hes as short as me at his house.

[visitUpYoursdotcom]

no.  up yours.

[jorrogboe]

his pits are sweaty lol

[xXKillaAuzzieXx1995]

You can scare a BIG son of a bitch with a little pecker.

[shuggababi]

LMAO I LOVE Rodney!! I have one of his cd and i crack up to myself everytime i listen in the car... hahahaha

[lotustobbe]

heyy when you coming too sweden?

[kramerstar050072]

i htink i pee'd. .....i'm pretty sure i shit.. hahaha! :L

[Colton3345]

mad dick moment lol

[SkiMan1430]

Good god them girls were talented! haha!

[MatthewQuinton]

you can scare a big son o bitch with a little pecker! hahaha

[Oeboinez]

My Dad Watches This

[TiGgEr7794]

bring it on motherfucker .. and he did !! hahaha !

[cvaladez91]

Bring it on mutherfuker!

[stoofey90]

38 people are not willing to offer Rodney half their puss*

[c0dester]

does anyone else notice the obnoxious/hilarious woman in the audience that laughs really hard at everything?

[nathanisthetruth]

i think i peed....pretty sure i shit

[TheGuideToSuicide]

bring it on mother fucker!... and he did... bahahaha!!

[tempamore]

"ya want me to put my foot on ya back" LMFAO

[okhuntertravis]

ah hell hes eatin it comon kids lmao

[nickpainn]

38 people fight naked guys.

[LOVExMYxSPAZZYNESS]

lol i live in tulsa you used to see him everywhere. hes funny just in real life to

[bobcats330]

@LOVExMYxSPAZZYNESS not like you think, i deliver stuff to his all the time, he doesnt joke around like what youd think. he is cool as they come

[Celie3678]

LOL at "You could scare a big sum bitch with a little pecker". LMAO.

[zanvander]

i think i peed. pretty sure i shit!. lol

[cpljones69]

Bring it on motherfucker

[cpljones69]

@thatredneckbrandon

you can scare a big motherfucker with a little pecker!.. lol

[RowRow4420]

im tired of hearing "this magic moment" this is youtube if you wanna listen to that song, look it up, dont put it on every video.

[MBernard3]

38 people cant lick their own vaginas

[79HZGTS]

The two women at the right of screen 3:18. Are they dead?

[gun3006]

you can scare a big some bitch with a little pecker

[JackNational95]

38 ppl hate the San Diego Zoo

[1092563]

that all u got hitting people in the ear fuck u hahaha

[catsack69]

How can you dislike rodney with 38 dislikes

[austincollier14]

@catsack69 cause roy hit them in the ear

[NickB1121]

Bring it on mother fucker!

[SpikerFi]

38 women couldnt lick it on their own! ;) Thumbs up if you agree!

[simplythebeston]

"You can scare a big suna bitch with a lil pecker"=]

[nixxtowers11]

"you want me to put my foot onya back"

[danodell1980]

who can honestly not like this?

[Triqstyle]

1,600,001st Viewer! :D

[oXZeroBeatXo]

"I think I peed... Pretty sure I shit." Hahahaha

[jaky3181]

you can scare a big guy with little peaker HEHEHEHEHA lol he kicks assssssssssssssssss

[Dynamite325]

38 people got their ass whipped by a sheep

[Dumbrowski18]

"He hit me in the ear, time out, my ear's hot." LMFAO

[megannorth71]

0:37 hahahaha



[msjadakiss19]

I would fight him naked lol

[mattsterman2007]

Cuz nobody wants to fight a naked guy. lol

[jacobbrgr1]

38 people arn't The Champ.

-Brgr

[reekaree]

and he did.. lmao

[airsoftnut2]

I think i  peed, pretty sure i shit

[88ford4life]

My ear is hot! ha ha

[MacMan4193]

Fuck you I quit!

[lanigan97]

@MacMan4193 i think i peed!



[jayparrish1]

Your intro is easily avoidable...? yeah, okay, it is. but then again so are beggars on the street and they still annoy people, what if I were to throw a ball at your head, thats easily avoidable... just duck, but it's still pretty fucking irritating isn't it?

So shut up, it isn't funny... you haven't accomplished anything and you need to get a life...

[teothedemon]

i cried just listening to this video!

the boxing bit is fucking hilarious an i almost pissed myself

(i wonder if he was talking about how he pissed and cried thinking about these jokes)

[RyokoLeigh]

"Nobody wants to fight a nekkid guy." LMAO

[lawlbot23]

"there was on woman in there that could lick her own vagina! i swear to god! if she woulda just listened to me!"

"is that all you got? hitting people in the ear and shit like that!"

[lawlbot23]

"there was on woman in there that could lick her own vagina! i swear to god! if she woulda just listened to me!"

[handyandy001]

to be honest who ever is givin you death threats is so sad they need a life and if they keep doin it report them m8

[PlayTimePro]

I was thinking about this all day at work and started laughing the whole way home, I must have looked insane. lol

[bcaver97]

lol

[bobafettfan32]

"I enjoyed waching those women in that yoga class good God are they talented. U want me to do it for ya? I'll split it with ya. It looks delicious." funny ass shit!

[musicsgames1]

BRING IT ON MOTHER FUCKER

[blackbobby2]

its all good  :)

[thebluefus]

This magic moment!!!  Love it :)

[6288vereen]

3:13 - 4:57 is the best part

[6288vereen]

haha baby i'm a bad motherfucker and i don't even know it

[gunnerdog1987]

yep nobody wants to fight naked guy

[22Darius221]

Fuck i cryed laughing he is the funniest man alive!!

[truman39393]

Or i just take my pants off...cause no body wnats to fight the naked guy hahaha

[cpljones69]

there he goes... shit did you see that... that was fun

[tennesseeguy1000]

I would fight a naked guy.

[toned213]

@tennesseeguy1000 thats cuz your gay lol

[tennesseeguy1000]

@toned213 Lol, its a joke. I bet your gay.

[toned213]

@tennesseeguy1000 Sorry, I dont gamble.

[tennesseeguy1000]

@toned213 Well then, i played lotto since i was 6.

[DcnBls]

You can scare a big sumbitch with a little pecker...

Bawkawwk...LMAO...

[texaskeen]

maybe im a bad motherfucker and i dont even know it!!

[m33lad]

his funny LOOL! Like that southern accent!

[Shockmaster83]

lol @ no 1 wants to fight a naked guy

[russspeakeasy]

this is definitely funny...

[1000weedUser]

i love the intro!!!!!

[MrMonkeymac]

he is hilarious

[svt11111]

This magic moment!!!!!!!!!!!

[musicsgames1]

BRING IT ON MOTHERF***ER

[truckpuller94]

lol so funnyy

[musson20]

lol... is that all you got? hittin ppl in the ear like that and shit lol..

[Ca5ualkilla]

are they annoying yes..but must be an extension of your personality

[xxdirtbikeryderxx]

you getting something for free you shouldnt be bitching about a 5 second intro

[MrRuger22]

yeah the intros of yours are a bit annoying but like you said easily skipped but you could have made the vids a bit longer but oh well still good to watch so it aint botheren me none good work anyways

[13burgerking]

the funniest video ive ever watched

[kariofcal]

dont worry about it man its fine a few seconds till the good stuff its worth it

[bluedragon932000]

it dont bother me any



[DjDefero]

i was about to frog the shit outta roy... lmfao

[oldsreo]

Screw 'em. It was a great song.

They don't want it, post their own.

[Jizzinthis]

"You want me to get down there and lick it for ya? We can split it!"

Great line!

[MrHimid]

wish he would make a new special because he is damn good 

[zackvbra]

rodney carrington for president!

[xlazer6]

He shouldve said that was the end of my boxing career and my boxers. Ha

[ITMeCE]

"you want me to do it for ya? it looks delicious. i'll split it with you" hahaha that was funny lol

[hopps05]

Then I said something really stupid, like bring it on mother F**ker.... and he did, hahaha

[xboxisbeast1]

I was about to frog the shit out of Roy

[williejoemesser]

i think i peed im pretty sure i shit hahaha! never gets old

[bebaiz]

Wow.. alot of armpit sweat.

[kt3399]

Love Rodney - just not sure of the "magic moment" intro

[randallstewart420]

that all u got hitting poeple in the ear an shit, an it wasnt...

[turalyon100]

i honostly dont care about the intro its different but it only lasts like what 7 seconds? i acctully thank him for uploading this

[Xnothinbetter2dewX]

fuck you i quit...

[armyclay]

Anyone who writes a song "Show them to me", is a genious. Wish I had thought to write and perform that song!

[Tommy1977777]

its the delivery bud! lol trust me i dont know how maby times ive said that but it just doesnt sound the same! lol

[DEIGirl8]

"When you get hit in the nose, your eyes start watering and it looks like your crying."

"And then I realized that I was crying, I said Fuck you I Quit."

"I think I peed, I'm pretty sure shit."

--

OMFG!! To damn funny, I love Rodney

[JenniLinn1]

I love hearing him. He is hilarious!!

[biyulolui2]

funny shit

[Unknowntruth84]

This guy is a funny mother fucker my favorite part is when he talk about taking off his pants before a fight

[i1wingedangel]

So honestly ive been getting quite a spike in death threats and violence and what not over my "annoying intros"... Personally I laugh at these threats and my mission is accomplished. I have given sum ppl joy and humor by uploading these videos...others i have given despair and mental anguish over hearing a 10 second easily avoidable audio clip at the beginning of every video...So my question is this...Its kinda funny right? It aint all that bad and annoying

[Notownsoad]

@i1wingedangel lol nah man its cool, dont worry about it. Just some people are assholes, plus its youtube, its like shit to flies, it just attracts em'. Keep up your good work, and TYVM ! =]

[cgdivamoxy]

Lmao prolly cause the song gets stuck in their heads. Hilarious.

[Scribnastyman]

@i1wingedangel no its gay

[TriggerHappyChicken]

@i1wingedangel haha nah man the intro isn't all that bad but when i watch your vids for awhile i usually just mute it real fast then i watch it there problem solved :P

[powerdead1000]

@i1wingedangel i think the shit is funny lol just kinda random

[bmh297]

@i1wingedangel really do you have to post that shit on every damn video?

[ironman734u]

@i1wingedangel heck i think your intro was very well done, and original. with only 5 seconds of the begining , i guess some people are just that jaded and need to vent. there are alot of those . just realize that alot of people vent and then return to normal. and the ones who dont are just trying to instagate an arguement that they could never do in real life. sadly

[hello29o]

@i1wingedangel its not funny coz i don't get it but who give a fuck the people that send you death threats are just pathetic lowlifes that have nothing to do but make people feel like shit coz their dad but fucked them

[lawl86]

@i1wingedangel well, hell i like the first 10 sec! :) thanks or uploading the vids. i appreciate it :) have a good day

[cpljones69]

@i1wingedangel big fan of rodany thanks for posting it.. take care

[1974Michelleg]

@i1wingedangel Thankyou for this...I really needed a laugh today.....It takes too much energy to be angry and makes you feel like crap...It takes less to smile and laugh...I'd rather feel the joy...thanks again

[johan2day]

@i1wingedangel dude I like that song so fuck every body who bitches thanks for puttin this shit on here

[ke0236385]

@i1wingedangel I think it's awesome.

[JakeSnakeman5]

@i1wingedangel i dont like the song but im not gonna have a seizure because i hear it i mean its like 5 seconds whoooooo im gonna kill u u made me laugh my ass off for 4 minutes and 47 seconds but since u made me listen to that song ffor 10 seconds im gonna come to ur house andd cut ur head off..... god ppl r dumb

[jerry303]

@i1wingedangel - do you want to suck my boyfriends Cock ?

[jrbburg]

@i1wingedangel

Seriously? WTF is wrong with people? It's like 3 seconds long for Pete's sake lol

[bkingk8]

@i1wingedangel thank you so much for the vidoes they have made me laugh again and again but your intros are as annoying as hell

a funny joke once is cool a funny joke again and again is tourture

[Reddeath111]

@i1wingedangel I actually like the intro i grew up on music like that

[xenosoldier]

@i1wingedangel Let the haters hate. I like your intros, and that you are posting these hilarious videos. Don't let the teeming masses get you down.

[Aparophos990]

@i1wingedangel the more you laugh about it, the more death threats you lure against yourself..my good one winged retard-o friend

[casey91D]

@i1wingedangel wow i jus think its an annoying sound lol but i wouldnt threaten some1s life over it dang lol

[y0imjoey]

@i1wingedangel i just click forward to like 8 or 9 seconds. people cry too easily nowadays

[dancer16130]

@i1wingedangel

fuck them.

like yall need to get a life. if you dont like it dont effing look at it. it's COMMON SENSE.

[drusilanormie]

@i1wingedangel It is a little annoying if you put them on a play list and listen to it at work. But its only 10 secs. it's not like its the end of the world. Plus I can so see how it is funny!! And thanks for uploading the videos. :)