Jack Dee live and uncut - second half part 5

[nommycloggs18]

The Self-Helping Turkey. Sounds like something to market :p

[mcrbillytalent]

Are we in Rome? LOL

[mcrbillytalent]

How old is this because I swear the cloming sheep thing was at least 13 years ago

[pip489]

@mcrbillytalent it was in 1999 so ye it was in the last 13 years

[skillzdatkillz900]

@mcrbillytalent 1999 i think

[metalheart666532]

new and improved, if somethig has been imprved then there must have been a predecessor, hence the new bieng made redundant.

if something is new, it means there was no predecessor, hence the improved being made redundant

a common non-sensical saying

[MPAH1981]

@metalheart666532

do you think that it does not mean there is a new improvement? not that the product is new, but the improvement? the addition of the word "and" to the saying is what stuffs it up.

[ereiou]

baby pasties

[NuclearMouse94]

"Are we in Rome??"

He Powns!!!

[EleanARGH]

i've never felt more superior for being a vegetarian that doesn't eat meat B-)

jesus christ, you would've thought it was fundamental to the whole thing!

[CloudNine9136]

"Enjoy your meal, killer!"

Jack's brilliant :D

[nissa43]

'no kidding, because I'm a non-smoker except for cigarettes.' Brilliant. I think anyone who eats chicken is not a vegetarian. If they say they are then they are lying.

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@nissa43 It's people who say, "I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish" who annoy me :)

[x0xFREAKSHOWx0x]

"I'm kidding, I'm having fun with my PIZZA!!!"

[Gooodfella11]

The Turkey that helped lol

[zx6arrrgh]

that pizza sh1t is funny

[flibertygibbert]

You know what this little guy liked to do most? LOL pwned

[jkbnjkfg]

Jack is the greatest comedian ever!

[dfaz1st]

Are We In Rome

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nali966]

2nd comment.

Awesome two,thx! Lol Seriously though,I could watch Jack Dee all day,but I have to work and sleep and eat.

[randomguy171]

1st comment.

Awesome one, thx!

[heartshapedbox343]

i see ur name evrywhere