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  • I got to drive c70 convertible for the weekend. It was awesome, when I opened the roof it felt like sitting inside a transformer. People litterally stopped to watch it. I swear, C70 convertible will get you laid real quick!

  • Guys & gals...dont compare this machine to a "Chrysler". Pu-Lease. Firstly it isnt constructed with good ol' Chrysler Crazy glue...secondly, if the Europeans built it...its gotta be good. eg: BMW eg:Audi eg: Mercedes Benz; eg: Rolls Royce; eg: Aston Martin. Irrespective of where their maunafcturing plants are located & which parent Co owns them..the lineage speaks volumes.

  • Maserati is better looking than Ferrari

  • Bye panamara! Nobody will miss you! Who thought of that?!

  • Bang chicks in the back. LOL!

  • i really hope they take away the panamera. but i rly like the cayenne dnt want tht to go away

  • i thought he was dead lol :P nah only joking.

    I love this show but could you upload in HD or HQ

  • bye bye Panamera and Cayenne - I will not miss you!

  • werd!!!!... take em away now... do something good for the world...

  • the new Convertable Camaro's look ugly they need T-Tops

  • Derek, stick to testing low end cars, your better at that, leave the real stuff to Jeremy Clarkson

  • Seriously. You can tell who they copied in terms of their camera-work and presentation style. The only thing that really separates it is the different brand of goofiness delivered from Derek, and I rather dislike it compared to the TG guys.

  • Jeremy Clarkson is funny. That's it. He's not an unbelievably good driver (which he admits himself) And he doesn't know anything about cars. I cannot stand him.

  • Volvo: Still ugly

    nice try though

  • @DaManDaMythDaLegend Oh Someone is butthurt because Volvo is making such great looking cars! lol

  • VW is going to ruin porsche. honestly, i dont like the panamera, but i see no reason why it and the cayenne should be cut. i dislike them, but from a market standpoint they sell a LOT of those cars. what is VW thinking? their cars do NOT compete with porsches. the only cars that would compete are the cayenne and the tourag. porsche is going to make even less money if they cut those models, i.e about 60% less. use your damn head VW.

  • If I owned a Ferrari the last thing on my mind would be worrying about where I'm gonna bang your mom! hahahahaha!

  • Is it just me or does the Volvo C70 Looks like the crystler seabring? Bleh!

  • It does look like Chrysler sebring... ugly

  • It does resemble it a little but I think that's because of the model car is it, like a coupe convertible. I love Volvo though, and I'd take the C70 over a shit Chrysler.

  • "you can bang chicks in the back" derek you should be the spokeperson for maserati

  • It is too bad that "Top Gear" America didn't choose Derek D. A Top Gear America would have been cool.

  • matt, alan, and derek would have made a really good top gear america

  • uh yes, they are in a different class. the CTS is in no way "small". its the same size as a BMW 5-Series, Mercedes-Benz E-Class, and Audi 6. you should probably research that before saying "not really".

  • Hey, when you guys find a neat video, like the commercial for the new CTS-V coupe, can you post a link to the video in the more info side tab on youtube. That way I can check it out in its entirety after watching the show. Thanks! I watch the show everyday and think its awesome, keep up the good work everybody!

  • WTF dude... we are at the end of 2009 and he's review a 2008 model???

  • cool review.......

  • good GRAVEY derek!! that was not a very good review of the GT. I think you let you Jersey veins pop a little too much on that one! Tone it down a bit next time, talk more about the car and its manners, not just the engine and its back seat PER FAVORE!

  • it might be cool to have the detours as its own online show. maybe with more than one host and multiple car reviews. just an idea. liked that part of the show

  • Thank god porsche will loose the 4 door models i mean the SUV is cool for a while and the Panamera is just wrong it looks like a 911 with 2 extra doors and has a big tumor on it's back so VW kudos to u. Derek D. the back seat comment is kinda cool but isn't this show PG-13?

  • the panamera is so ugly. So ugly in fact it makes Derick D look like Megan Fox but better. Man why cant they make non-ugly cars these days

  • It is ugly so is the Cayenne. But their sole purpose is to fund 911 projects. The Boxster can't do it alone and the Caymen should be removed from the line as well as the CC, Passat (maybe), Sirocco, Toureg, Q7 and A3. Let Porsche retune the V10 Diesel and make a limited number of Cayenne V10 diesels for farm equipment and see if it catches on.

    But hey, I'm no economist...

  • i really like the gran tourismo

  • Thank god porsche is gonna lose the Cayenne and Panamera, maybe theyll start making pretty cars again because the Cayenne and Panamera were pretty screwed up in terms of looks.

  • Cars aren't all about numbers, I'm shure that when you drive it, you'll be convinced. Either that or scared shitless. ;) Cars these days are quuuiiicckkk! :O People tend to forget that cars nowadays have about the same horsepower as a F1-car 30 years ago, which is a lot. Don't grow numb to numbers friend! ;)

  • lol u can bang chicks in the back

  • didn't fld say a while back that the maseratti engine note was best at turning on girls after some scientific testing? maybe that's why it sounds "artifficial"

  • i like the maseratti gran turismo, i hope it's in forza motorsport 3

  • wow you guys are moving up in cars with the FLD detours o.O

  • shame on you for not letting us listen to the exhaust

  • why bring up the 3-Series and C-Class? both of those are in a totally different class than the CTS.

  • dont you think in you can afford a ferrari you can afford a plcae to bring the chicks to bang? just throwing that out there

     good show!

  • what's the fun in waiting to bang the chick when you can bang them right then and there in the car?

  • But who WOULDN'T want to get something on the seats of a car that cost as much as house...

    Agree though, great show.

  • Ok, DD, I usually don't like your stupid jokes, but that "global economic downturn" made me lol :D.

    Also love the sarcasm on the Porsches. And that cadilac looked like it was an SUV.

    Good show! Keep it up!

  • I don't know about the maserati but that MC Laren

    SLR was what stood out in that segment.

    DEREK D PLEASEE test drive that one...

  • Awesome test on the Maserati!

  • Oh hell ya " bang chicks in the back" that was nothing but the truth! Way to go Derek D!!!!

  • Volvo S60 sedan seems to suffer from the exact same inner headlights as the new E-class. So sad.

  • Porsche should've never created the Cayanne and Panamera. They finally woke up! And 2 thumbs for the CTS coupe - very sleek car!

  • Yes cool alright a CTS Coupe! I hope there will be a CTS-V coupe that would be interesting

  • like omg this show totally kicks ass(extremely gay voice)

  • HeLL YA Derick-D, Thats whats its all about "Banging Chicks in the back"!

  • "you can bang chicks in the back!''

    lmao!

  • the rear window of the cts wagon is too small though

    The C-class wagon is much better

    I'd REALLY like to see the C-AMG and M3 wagons over here!!!

    And the diesel wagons for people that like good mileage (and lots of torque, too!)

  • AHAHAAHAHAHAHHH!!!!! you can bang bitches in the back AHAHAHAH!! WORD!!!! (Rapide owns it...)

  • YES!!! the best new i have ever heard from FLD !!!

    porsche drop their SUV and Panamera wooooooooo!!!!!!!! party at D-mans house

  • OH THERE IS A GOD! Thank you VW, you are the greatest! Get rid of the Panamurder and Cayenne! Long Live, VW! Sound the trumpets!

  • Super Speeders! I wonder if they are coming out with another DVD soon.

    Anyways, that Mini Crossover looks like shit on wheels. Stick to what you know and do well, Mini. Same goes for you Porsche!

    That Cadillac looks pretty bad ass. Front end kinda ruins it though.

  • a coupe cts-v, yes please

  • i seriously dislike vw now. they only want to cancel the panamera and cayenne because they know that they stomp all over whatever vw puts out. they are jus scared getting their asses handed to them by one of their own subsidiaries. thats like a dad getting beat up by his own son

  • Too bad they don't sell the RS6 Avant over here!!!!

    Do you really want a Porsche SUV or sedan, though? A lot of people were quick to cry blasphemy when the Cayenne rolled out, but they really needed it to stay afloat (it's by far the most popular Porsche).

    Now that VW has bought Porsche, they can focus on their "core" cars (911, Cayman, Boxster, etc.)

  • i love the cts also the 3.6L v6 is a beast with (300hp) and without direct injection (252hp)

  • Derek, 5 out 5 for the review....Superb review.... Short but simple and straight to the point...

  • I just saw a gt s the other day. It was white with red interior. Pretty freaking sexy.

  • 7:03 lmao

  • The CTS Coupe would look so much better if it actually had a rear deck lid instead of that terrible sloping shit going on the back there.

  • on a random note, you guys should really look into that new Ferrari 458 Italia. looks pretty sweet, bet people would like to now more than what the ferrari site tells you.which isnt much.

  • then opt for the S which has 440hp.

  • the insiders are the people "insider her". Who is her well that's you'll have to find out.

  • one

    The C70 almost seems like it's going backwards in design (except for the higher grille). The S60 was quite nice, however.

    two

    Nice review. I used to think Maseratis were just cheap Ferraris but I have a new perspective. They all come in black, however; I'd change it up and go silver. I wish you would've gotten the interior a little more, though.

  • Awesome car, and good review Derek D. Maserati makes some awesome cars that are all too often overlooked for they're flashier cousins. Maserati's seem to have this sense of down to earthness that is really attractive.

  • That Mini crossover is hideous. I hope they never release it.

  • hell yeah, seems like no point in making that. they should just stick to mini cars

  • They should just take the regular mini cooper and lift it and give it big off-road tires and AWD

    A convertible version would be cool, too

  • bang chicks in the back? You wish derek! show us your fist pump again

  • Please, please, pleeeease don't make the cts-v coupe.

  • Please, please, pleeeease do make the cts-v wagon

  • great FLDetours. the Maserati Granturismo is absolutely stunning i would say that it is probably one of the most beautiful cars out there. Really high quality show guys. great job! (if you can do an FLDetours for the Fisker Karma, another beautiful car, i'd like that)

  • so Porsche can't have an SUV, or a Sedan as it competes w/ VW, but it can compete against itself w ONLY two seat two door cars? Doesn't seem logical to me. Then bring back the 928, and I want the acorn headlights when you do.

  • DD iam sorry but i crushed that car in a race with my evo, i just have an exhaust and intake, and i had a passenger he didnt, it looks nice but its slow as hell, i would rather have an rs6 any day over that car and its faster.

  • that s60 doesnt look like a x6 :P

  • u can bang chicks in back... awesome.

    hahahahhahhha derek d should do FLDetours ALL THE TIME!

    i want a fucking tshirt man

  • So you road test the Gran Turismo and don't show one decent clip of exhaust sound?

  • i wiki'd Leo the suit and got Gundam Leo

  • change stuff!!!!

  • FLDetour a NSX-R!

  • be kind of hard since we never got them in the US and seeing as they're already rare.

  • i'm very disappointed that porsche may discontinue the panamera and cayenne. yes, vw may have other suvs and large limos, but none are as technically focused as the porsche competitors. when was the last time you heard of a toaureg lapping the nurburgring, and handling better than most sedans while doing it. never.

    leave them be, they're great cars.

  • I'd rather have an E63 wagon

    or the M5 wagon if they sold it over here!

    Is there an RS6 Avant? That would also be a good choice if it exists

    Even the departed Magnum SRT-8 is cool

    GM NEEDS to make that V-series wagon!!!!

  • 160mph in a stock car,so what i did that in my c5!!!

  • hey there panda bear, you should grow out your hair, that would be pretty badass. Get all dem fly bitches in the NY area.

  • The new Volvo looks like a more contoured version of the Lexus SC up front. CTS coupé looks hot, angular and, I could care less about the Panamera. The sales will be dismal, at best.

  • You guys need to FLDetour the Nissan GTR

  • I'm shocked! VW may make Porsche better??????

  • hey D, I just got a new Car. 2009 g8 gt, and the only reason was the suggestion to look at the dieing brands, so I have to say thank you. The deal on this car was great. My question was if you're going to keep suggestion of brands and model that would be a great deal

  • im liking the look at 5:15 :P

    no homo

  • "you can bang chicks in tha back"...love it

  • I'm glad the high-pitched annoying version of "today's headlines." Also, that new Cadillac looks hideous. Ignore those haters, DD.

  • lol..

    "porsche focusing on two-seat sportscars? nooo, that's weird"

  • I'd like to see V-series wagon and coupe

  • Hey FLD, How come you guys never did a FLDetour with the Nissan GT-R seems like a car worth reviewing.

    I'm kinda happy the Panamera might be going away because that is one ugly car. Any news on the Aston Martin Rapide?

  • I'm a pretty big fan of Volvo cars, and I feel the convertible of any automaker's line should be the epitomy of flashy, sleek and sexy, and sadly... this is not. It looks like a refresh more than a redesign.

  • It is flashy compared to other Volvos though

  • I like it, and it does look good don't get me wrong. I'm just a little sad that with BMW Audi & Mercedes coming out with jaw dropping designs, this will be volvo's next convertible for most likely the next 6 years.

  • "you can bang chicks in the back." lol

  • You just sold a dozen cars D.

  • " u can bang chicks in the back" xD HAHAHA lol classic

  • the show is good and i do enjoy it but i wish you guys would cut out some of the stupidity. derick, sometimes you say stuff and it isnt funny or cool or interesting - just cut that shit out. i wish u guys would spend more time actually doing the news than trying to be witty with stupid things. just keep it brief and flowing please. after all, it is FAST lane daily right? well lately your show just keeps getting slower...and you deliver no more content than before amazingly.

  • No one ever said car news had to be boring and just spewing out facts, which is basically everyone else out there (besides Top Gear of course) we give you the news and facts in a fun way...FLD is funny and informative car news, it's what we've always done, but you are fully entitled to your opinion and we appreciate ya for it!

  • Which is why FLD fuggin' rawks!

  • oh i get that fld is different thats part of the appeal. i guess for me its just gotten kinda stale and the little jokes and stuff just seem to be repeated over and over. idk maybe im just off but it just seems like there has been more filler lately...

  • hang on a sec...i just realized that derek d actually responded to my comment? is it really the actual derek d or some intern pretending? either way its pretty sick u guys actually spotted my comment so thanks!

  • It's actually me man, Derek D., I read every comment...no bullshit

  • they don't have to "spot" anything. when someone comments on your video, it shows up in your inbox on here.

  • FLDetour on a Tuesday!?

  • Great video as always, but damn' DD, would it kill you to use some different intonation every once and a while?

  • shit that sucks my fathers got a cayenne and im buying a panemera....well i hope that they will come out with a new model for the carrera gt

  • y would you get a panamera?!?!?!?!? EW

  • because its a cool looking car and i dont what a 5 series or a lexus or any other car its a unique type of car and design and were only 4 in my family so no carrera until the kids move out

  • yea your right. i agree with you. i do prefer the Panamera over a 5 serious.

    sorry if i was a little rude :D

  • damn derek stop dressing like a douche, way to look classy in a maserati.

    You are one step away from 3 popped collars my man.

  • lol If I didn't know who he was I wouls just assume he was some douche. But about his style, he's closer to driving a G35/7 than popped collars IMO :D

  • NEVER EVER say i would rock popped collars, that's terrible...plus i'm been dressing like that forever man, i grew up by the beach, i snowboard, etc...just my stayle

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  • oh kool that sounded like mahalo daily at 0:41

  • So theoretically, you could re-tune the engine to perform like the F430 so you'll get the full speed of the F430, but the comfort of the Maserati. If I'm paying that much money for an Italian car, I'd want all the power possible from the engine; non of this de-tuned crap.

  • Or get the S with a 4,7 and 440 bhp.

  • Doesn't the Quattroporte have this engine, too?

    A chipped QP would be the closest thing to a four-door Ferrari you could get

  • bang chicks in the back? I hope that if you have enough money to afford one of those cars, you'd also have a fairly nice house where you would actually have room to move around and really show a girl a good time...but who knows? Maybe people with those cars are compensating for something...

  • maserati is gorgeous looking.. but i'll buy an M3. lol..

  • You can bang chicks in the back? SWEET!

  • Hey Fast Lane Daily,

    What about doing a FLD Tour of the Nissian GT-R and the Subaru WRX STI. Please, thank you.

  • Thank you VW, If I knew your taking control of Porsche would help them get back to building proper cars, I would have bought two Jettas... not really VW so stop sending me junk mail.

  • that was literally the most pointless fldetour ive ever seen... you barely went into detail with anything apart from the looks

  • at last the thunder is back!!!!!!!

  • Maserati, I don't think it's anything special. The C70 looks really nice and man that CTS coupe looks incredible.

  • i won't miss the Cayenne. i will miss the Panamera.

  • umm...u know the porsche 911 has 4 seats...right?

  • Thats true. However, its not a four door model like the Cayenne or the Panamera is.

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  • the back seats don't count because they don't fit anybody except crash test dummies when you;re trying to cheat the HOV lane

  • happy bday cindy ore sindy

  • OMFG OMFG!!!

    Porsche Panamera is a MASTERPIECE and I even slightly like the way it looks when the spoiler is up although it could be better.

    DON'T KILL IT, VW!!!

  • i dont think derek is much of a car guy at all

  • i know what you mean, great presented but lacks real car passion

  • HAHA bang chicks in the back.....great review!!!!

  • CTS-V coupe will own.

  • CTS-V wagon (CTW-V?) would be even cooler!!!!!!!!

  • dude fuck volkswagen

  • Oh and LEO ROCKS!

  • Hey, wonder why the delay today FLD. I forgive ya though. Gran Turismo = pick up a chick with a nice set of boobs. Gran Turismo S = pick up a chick with TWO sets of boobs. See if you can squeeze THAT in your Ferarri F430.

  • w00p, Cindy has the same Bday as me!

  • I saw a little of the Facebook video before seeing this. Beautiful Volvo C70! Looks awesome. I can understand the Porsche deal, but you want a little diversity to spice things up. Much like when Lamborghini made that ugly-ass (but not Aztek ugly) LM002. I'm rarely excited for Cadillacs. But this model looks... alright. Hi, Leo! :) Sad to see this Volvo deal fall apart, but not for the Mini SUV deal. To be honest, I'm starting to like the Maserati Granturismo. Sexy Italian muscle!

  • WAX sent me here

  • wasnt even accelerating up the hill, so slow

  • LOL

  • XD slow lane daily hahahaha your so funny!!! Where did you come up with that? >_>

  • That was a weak FLDetour. I was expecting a little more thorough review Derek. Disappointing once again :( Love everything else though!!

  • only had a certain amount of time in the Maserati, had to get all the information in quick...We'll try better next time for ya!

  • wow volvo was JUST getting it's shit together too, jesus christ that's ugly

  • The front of the Volvo isn't much of a positive improvement, but the shocker are the body lines....Or the lack thereof!! This car has absolutely no personality, no sleek curves, lines, style, or personality. It looks kinda sawed-off too, like, too short. It looks like a crappier Pontiac G6...Volvo went backwards with this one. Volvo FTL.

  • the maserati intro-tune should be more dramatic, more theatrical like the feeling you get when you see one in your rearview-mirror

  • hey derek not sure who you could be bangin' in the back of a Maserati, pretty sure the back seats aren't that big... it probably would be like playing tetris in the back. For that money I'll take that crashed minivan you had there and pocket the rest for like you said to bang chicks

  • I like the current C70 better. The new front end is generic looking.

  • If i was rich i would want a Cayenne, not a Touareg, because Porsche is for "high costumers" and VW it isn´t . Same thing to the Panamera.

  • Have you seen the Audi Q7? Very nice!

  • Yes, but it's nowhere near as sporty as Cayenne

  • It's not just about badge, it's a completely different car, they share zero parts.

  • better off with an E63 wagon

    Too bad they don't sell the M5 wagon over here!!!!

  • you can bang chicks in the back... wow, that's great commentary I'm flying out to buy one now.

  • Cadillac CTS Coupe = Pontiac G8 Rebadging lol

  • um no. the CTS and CTS Coupe aren't even on the same platform as the Pontiac G8.

    Pontiac G8 - Zeta platform

    CTS/CTS Coupe - Sigma platform

  • maybe, possibly, i could've been joking. i mean, doesn't an "lol" imply a bit of laughter? as in not being serious? it wasn't even a month ago that the hopeful rebadging of the Pontiac G8 was a hot topic for at least an entire week's time.

    maybe you ought to read an entire comment before getting all literal, jackass.

  • "lol" could of meant anything. you could of been laughing because you thought badge engineering was stupid and that the CTS/CTS Coupe was a badge engineered G8.

  • banging chicks on the hood too....yeaahh

  • he talking about bagging a chick in the back hahahaha

  • hell yeah banging chicks in the back wooohoooo....lol