Dalai Lama joke fails to amuse

[FightWithCudgels]

"the lot" ... in the end she's the one that sounded retarded.... she didnt get it

[Croanthony601]

Awesome newscast!

[AlwaysToThePoint]

It's entirely possible that te Dalai Lama isn't too familiar with pizza shops!

[LeHuyAnh]

Of course he knew what pizza was, you douchebag! He even said "yeah, pizza shop"! Fuckin' pretentious Aussie.

[skaterboyask]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[goducks20101]

@Schnoboarda you're welcome; I'll waive my usual consultation fee (dry humor)

[oceanliving10]

Lighten up. The humor is the Dali Lama's reaction, not the punchline.

[goducks20101]

@Schnoboarda It's humor by association. "Can you make me one (a pizza) with everything?" is associated with "Can you make me one (spiritually) with everything?" The same question with a different conotation for the word "one". Hope I helped, unless yours was a rhetorical question; then I'd really have egg on my face (figuratively speaking, not literally speaking). Either way, I'm going to have lunch.

[ezzerdamoose]

@goducks20101 You're totally right. It's a play on words that never should have been attempted. The newscaster doubtless is totally monolingual and has no idea how difficult, near impossible, it would have been for a non-native to understand the joke.

[goducks20101]

@ezzerdamoose Maybe there are no pizza parlors in Nepal. In any event, humor is best done by highly trained professionals with liability insurance. I just realized, The Dalai Lama's reaction was an example of Buddhist humor; the best response is no response... genius.

[goducks20101]

It's all in the delivery

[Wiseguyzmoney]

LMAO!!! FUNNY REPORTER MAKING HIMSELF LOOK STUPID

[DeafFret]

lol. It's a nice joke (even if it did fall flat).

[plaszid1]

I'm Buddhist and I liked it :)

[MusicGeoffrey]

I love this - it is the joke of the year!

[emerlander]

LOL so hilarious! Gotta love the Aussies!

[TheEmperorofthevoid]

2 people don't know what pizza is

[TheEmperorofthevoid]

LMFAO that was very bad judgment, but LMFAO

[iggyman83]

LOL MORE at the blonde at the end who clearly doesn't get the gag either, suggesting he say one with the lot!

[mike7743]

eh, that must be the legendary Australian humor. NOT

[jhowilms]

Karl is an overpaid douche!

[kobi12able]

@jhowilms I'm pretty sure he is not over paid.. I am in the industry and I know thee people are not over paid. And pluss it was just a joke. People like you become so efended by tihngs like this. You must be American or something.. Lighten up

[RayneRaven1]

@kobi12able At least this American can spell. 

[TheEmperorofthevoid]

@kobi12able Americans wouldn't even know who this guy is. Think about it.

[oganmy9]

@TheEmperorofthevoid yes, we know who he is. Why go there?

[TheEmperorofthevoid]

@oganmy9 Well, if you're up on Australian tv personalities, you're in the minority in the USA

[iheartyoursoul]

SO FUCKING FUNNY!

[levit8dude]

FAILBLOG

[nepalihercules]

i knew what he meant, but it's funny

[HCGamer1337]

I love how Dalai Lama laughed more then the host because the host failed

[jubinjibin]

@amit14267 well now its not a fail anymore :D

[amaqula]

Gosh.....it failed to amuse me too.....but the whole studio is giggling for all they're worth. Odd. CATHOLIC STATE please!

[euforii666]

do you know what i mean?

[xaibatadada]

i think it is very funny but the llama has no sense of humor or wife

[darknite7608]

。。。。still confused, what 's wrong with the lot pizza?

[racheljayne2404]

haha x

[44connected]

The Dalai Lama has a sense of humour just a different one than ours

[2010FuckUTube]

Absolutely brilliant! Im still laughing! Hahaaaaa

[caitlinewin]

hahah the dalai lama is so cute how he laughs despite not understanding the joke whatsoever.

[walesisasum]

fail lol

[northkorea]

He should've finished the joke... The Dalai Lama then gave the cashier $20 and asked for his change.

The cashier replied: Change comes from within.

[roxfoot]

@northkorea ahahahhahhahhahhahhahahaa brilliant

[northkorea]

You gotta love the Aussies. We're too PC in England to even attempt a joke like that.

[thesasquatch94]

Awkward 

[Yogsoggeth]

I thought it was good.

pitty he didn't know what pizza is.

[MrPilotans]

how.phutile....

[lumpfish99]

prepare to feel the wrath of god......

[Tonyokay87]

thats disrespectful. 

[Delta4ms]

The Dalai Lama does have a good sense of humer. I think he just didn't understand.

[BVargas78]

nice try :)

[elasetti]

I did not get the joke and im not a budist !

[nothugsinourhouse]

@elasetti Think of it this way: 'Make me (at) one with everything' - as in at one with the universe.

[elasetti]

@nothugsinourhouse

Thank you ,lol 

[NarutoQM]

I am a Buddhist and I liked it

[yeahsee33]

I thought it was funny...

[daderone]

lol i like it

[123backinyerface]

"Should have said burger" yeah cause you can always get a laugh with a cow meat joke with a Tibetan monk.

[superfuzz]

it's disaster carl. there was probably a flood in the studio once he left

[toddissofullysick]

OH AUSTRALIA.