Oh ffs. Any publicity around a finger based ID system should always emphasize that it doesn't work with *dead* fingers. It's important that bad guys know that chopping fingers off won't work. Or is this system so crap that you can use detached fingers??
It works by using infrared waves to detect the heat of the blood going through your blood vessels.
Dead fingers wouldn't have hot blood in them unless they were freshly cut off. Even then you could still prevent robbery by making the machine check for a pulse.
Not having the common sense to use doors with hydraulic self-closers in restricted areas when you have female employees that are too stupid to close the door behind them - PRICELESS
Please don't get all pissy, it was just a joke. I just found it hilarious when the chick demoed going through two checkpoints only to leave the door WIDE OPEN! ;-p
I always lose my fingers. ^_^
allgoo19 2 years ago
i always lose my keys i do need this machine.. how much for it?
Arthasu 2 years ago
lol what if you got dirty fingers ;o
SkullsAndCandy 2 years ago
Don't worry.
They'll make an accessory for the detector --- I mean a finger washer or something :).
htsuji 2 years ago
@SkullsAndCandy Can you read? 1:05
MyRandomReviews 1 year ago
Yay...we maybe ruled by the NWO and technology...yay.
magicdudegary 2 years ago
Why did she leave the door open at the end? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of such secure and practical technology?
Vik13vik 2 years ago
At the end, she left the door open.
Why the hell do they have a finger-scanner there if she can just leave the door open for someone eles?
Alfaris 2 years ago
no - you don't have to worry about losing your ID card anymore...just your fingers :S
Kishgofu 2 years ago
Oh ffs. Any publicity around a finger based ID system should always emphasize that it doesn't work with *dead* fingers. It's important that bad guys know that chopping fingers off won't work. Or is this system so crap that you can use detached fingers??
neuronstorm 2 years ago
maybe they should put a heat detect or motion in the fingers? lol
edeikuliu 2 years ago
It works by using infrared waves to detect the heat of the blood going through your blood vessels.
Dead fingers wouldn't have hot blood in them unless they were freshly cut off. Even then you could still prevent robbery by making the machine check for a pulse.
Alfaris 2 years ago
Barriers can be jumped ;)
lduk 2 years ago
Finger vein authentication system costs:
R&D - 100,000,000 Yen
Production of each unit - 10,000,000 Yen
Installation in your building - 5,000,000 Yen
Not having the common sense to use doors with hydraulic self-closers in restricted areas when you have female employees that are too stupid to close the door behind them - PRICELESS
Please don't get all pissy, it was just a joke. I just found it hilarious when the chick demoed going through two checkpoints only to leave the door WIDE OPEN! ;-p
SirReptitious 2 years ago 17
LMAO! Classic!
lduk 2 years ago
it would suck if your fingers got cut off though :/
TheBlackShinigami 2 years ago
with the technology they have, i'm pretty sure they can come up with a pressure sensor. Like Elevators do.
lduk 2 years ago
Thanks for finding it funny. This is the first time I have ever gotten a +10 score for a joke I have made, IIRC. :-D
SirReptitious 2 years ago
Lol, well some people are just straight up knobs that like to moan about any joke just because it helps them sleep at night. But this was funny lol.
lduk 2 years ago
lol females...
langerCAN 2 years ago 2
awesome
activedump 2 years ago
wow
ddrusa 2 years ago