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  • I always lose my fingers. ^_^

  • i always lose my keys i do need this machine.. how much for it?

  • lol what if you got dirty fingers ;o

  • Don't worry.

    They'll make an accessory for the detector --- I mean a finger washer or something :).

  • @SkullsAndCandy Can you read? 1:05

  • Yay...we maybe ruled by the NWO and technology...yay.

  • Why did she leave the door open at the end? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of such secure and practical technology?

  • At the end, she left the door open.

    Why the hell do they have a finger-scanner there if she can just leave the door open for someone eles?

  • no - you don't have to worry about losing your ID card anymore...just your fingers :S

  • Oh ffs. Any publicity around a finger based ID system should always emphasize that it doesn't work with *dead* fingers. It's important that bad guys know that chopping fingers off won't work. Or is this system so crap that you can use detached fingers??

  • maybe they should put a heat detect or motion in the fingers? lol

  • It works by using infrared waves to detect the heat of the blood going through your blood vessels.

    Dead fingers wouldn't have hot blood in them unless they were freshly cut off. Even then you could still prevent robbery by making the machine check for a pulse.

  • Barriers can be jumped ;)

  • Finger vein authentication system costs:

    R&D - 100,000,000 Yen

    Production of each unit - 10,000,000 Yen

    Installation in your building - 5,000,000 Yen

    Not having the common sense to use doors with hydraulic self-closers in restricted areas when you have female employees that are too stupid to close the door behind them - PRICELESS

    Please don't get all pissy, it was just a joke. I just found it hilarious when the chick demoed going through two checkpoints only to leave the door WIDE OPEN! ;-p

  • LMAO! Classic!

  • it would suck if your fingers got cut off though :/

  • with the technology they have, i'm pretty sure they can come up with a pressure sensor. Like Elevators do.

  • Thanks for finding it funny. This is the first time I have ever gotten a +10 score for a joke I have made, IIRC. :-D

  • Lol, well some people are just straight up knobs that like to moan about any joke just because it helps them sleep at night. But this was funny lol.

  • lol females...

  • awesome

  • wow

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