Well, it was nice knowing you, gentlemen. Now let's hope they're not too pissed about that whole "two nukes" thing - perhaps they'll make our horrific agony relatively painless if we beg hard enough.
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How many of dumbass Gundam fan out there that actually spend some serious time studying military history?
The age of one army armed with superior weapons that the other don't have have been blown into oblivion since the 1800s. Every time after that it was a combination of sheer attrition and/or correct tactics of combining different weapon systems.
The equivalent of you lots are the technophiles who is dreaming about single weapon that is going to win a war effortlessly.
Hey! Be fair. A lot of those people lost because they used weapons stupidly, weapons that are higher-tech but less useful, or just used horrendous tactics.
Once again the US fails in comparison to the Japanese. Our pathetic version consists of an obviously dressed up piece of construction equipment which only seems to impress drunk rednecks at the local monster truck show...who knew the above was possible...the Japanese are strange and often misunderstood, but their creations only show how pathetic and closed minded we are....I hang my head in defeat....
RX-78 is here. Next thing you know it's going to be malling all the world's armies down with a beam rifle, then the Gundam Mk II, then Zeta and....oh god.
of shit. its jsut a matter of time til Japan founds a new name for itself: The Pincipality of Japan. and then their giant robots crush their enemies in a fit of Samurai Pride.
Ah, don't worry. If people are smart, we'll soon go into the world of G Gundam. And that world rock. With the exception of the Dark Gundam, if we had that, that would suck.
I would as well, but unfortunately, if you see other photographs of it, it is clear that there are people crowding around it's feet. If it did walk, then imagine the mess!
Reminds me of Evangelion, how the robots in there were commissioned by the UN. It's like they pondered who would be the best to make giant mechs, and they immediately decided Japan.
i knew it i fucking knew it one day japan was gonna make a gundam that would kill us all this is just the prototype next they'll be slashing and shooting laser guns
Amen to that. When I first met Fawkes, I loved his size and attitude. Then I saw Liberty Prime and heard him, and I thought, "Screw Fawkes as an ally. I want him!" Darn programmers not letting him join me.
Well, looks like if North Korea is about to nuke us, we don't need to do anything. Just send Japan, they'll have beam rifled the place to oblivion before we even finished figuring out which battalions to send.
Cracked didn't make that joke. Their joke was "Oh, and by the way, it's motorized, so the damn thing moves. And we thought North Korea's nuclear weapons were the biggest threat to global safety from that part of the world."
In other words, the only thing our jokes have in common is North Korea, you reading-disabled fuckhead.
How the hell are mechas "the future" in any way possible? They are just an anachronism that came from knights/samurai and what not.
What kind of military would want to have something that can be taken down with a few grenades/bazooka shot and would cost as much if not more then a modern fighter/bomber plane but without the mobility.
Some mechas are used in space for battle. Some mechas are just for entertainment porpases. It's not that they are the future of the military (WHICH would be very scary to see something suddenly land infront of your house) but for other things as well. Whatever humans advance for war threw technology, they do the same for entertainment.
I think my country's military is about to be ousted from its position as the most powerful organization on Earth. Japan will probably begin rolling out mobile suits within the next 20 years. American soldiers will be running alongside GMs and Gundam[G]s straight into the heart of the Islamic world. Osama bin Laden will be impaled on a beam saber and his cohorts incinerated by the thruster flares of a GM.
Remind everyone to never fuck with Japan.
terribleletsplay 3 weeks ago
waah,, BUSSEEET !!
RUARRR BIASA..
JAPAN is Amazing,
i like Gundam so much..
(dalam nya pake mesin ya ?? )
- hanyaindonesiaku
353173 1 month ago
WE'RE FUCKED
alexmeeszymidget 1 year ago
Well...Japan is slowly preparing to get revenge for Hiroshima. America needs to build a giant fucking Optimus Prime if they want a good defense.
Mance200 1 year ago 4
Holy shit guise IT'S HEAD MOVED UP AND DOWN AND SIDE TO SIDE, PREPARE FOR THE ROBOT TAKEOVER ZOMGS!!!!1!!!!one!!!
MrAnonmoot 1 year ago 3
Holy fucking shit.
youngromh4x0r 1 year ago
One step closer to MECHA WORLD DOMINATION!
armageddon74400 1 year ago
Oh no! It'll nod us all do death!
Halobenzene 1 year ago 7
And the US is worried about nuclear bombs from Korea!
dragonofthedarknight 1 year ago
@dragonofthedarknight
someone likes to rip off cracked writers.
svilack 1 year ago 7
Send that fucker to fight the terrorists. Bin Laden would be begging to surrender.
MetalSonicMkIV 1 year ago
Gundam with a moving head? Terrifying, but at least its not the Gurren Lagann with a working drill.
ShadowOnTheRocks 1 year ago
@ShadowOnTheRocks DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS !!
Lioyd1rving 1 year ago
SWEET YETI OF THE SERENGETI. It's functional! We don't have a chance, Lady Liberty only runs on an NES Advantage!
MexicanJuice7 1 year ago
Well, it was nice knowing you, gentlemen. Now let's hope they're not too pissed about that whole "two nukes" thing - perhaps they'll make our horrific agony relatively painless if we beg hard enough.
Lioyd1rving 1 year ago 3
@Lioyd1rving The funniest thing is a friend of mine said the nukes were the exact reason Japan has become so fucking strange.
Gigaspine7 1 year ago
@Lioyd1rving I actually want to see an Anime adaptation of that statement.
ThePoptart28 1 year ago
If one country was going to conquer the world, I'd want it to be Japan. This is why.
SBTlolololololol 1 year ago
Was I the only one imagining Liberty Prime and this thing attacking eachother?
HeroicNecro 2 years ago 3
So basically..we're screwed.
xmagic71 2 years ago
Shit! IT FUCKING MOVES.
TrippyZanbato 2 years ago
Amuro, report back to White Base!
greekperson0305 2 years ago
Shit, GI Joes and Barbies aren't going to stand a chance
BLiZIHGUH 2 years ago 2
Bastards are hiding in plain site.
RadoxRedux 2 years ago 3
Why do i feel like there secretly trying to make him a real robot and japan will become teh new world ruler of the world?
kaniverjayz 2 years ago
@kaniverjayz
But hey, if being ruled by the japanese means we get to fly giant robots....
Ikkiku 2 years ago
Cracked
holographik 2 years ago 4
Don't fuck with Japan, they'll send a giant robot!
Kingofeurope 2 years ago
the japanase are finally safe from Godzilla and Rodan
KiryutheBrave 2 years ago 6
Forget North Korea and their nuclear missiles - Japan has freakin' Gundams!
Nocturne22 2 years ago
Cracked?
Victorinox99 2 years ago
I FUCKING WANT ONE!!!!!!
ricochet3212 2 years ago 5
wow!
kitanoita 2 years ago
hahaha this is awesome
does it speak?
Smataba 2 years ago
protection against aliens? :O
newkie2008 2 years ago 2
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How many of dumbass Gundam fan out there that actually spend some serious time studying military history?
The age of one army armed with superior weapons that the other don't have have been blown into oblivion since the 1800s. Every time after that it was a combination of sheer attrition and/or correct tactics of combining different weapon systems.
The equivalent of you lots are the technophiles who is dreaming about single weapon that is going to win a war effortlessly.
Deadman1709 2 years ago
It's simple fun, espically if gundam is one of your favorite franchises, it's always fun to see this lol. Speaking of which I saw it last week.
quenton444 2 years ago 3
Hey! Be fair. A lot of those people lost because they used weapons stupidly, weapons that are higher-tech but less useful, or just used horrendous tactics.
Vadergeek 2 years ago
Get that stick out of your ass. No one here is being serious.
eatfirejones 2 years ago
Once again the US fails in comparison to the Japanese. Our pathetic version consists of an obviously dressed up piece of construction equipment which only seems to impress drunk rednecks at the local monster truck show...who knew the above was possible...the Japanese are strange and often misunderstood, but their creations only show how pathetic and closed minded we are....I hang my head in defeat....
ToManifest 2 years ago 2
"Who knew the above was possible?"
What...a giant statue with a head that moves? Who DIDN'T know it was possible? Nobody had bothered to make such a worthless item before, that's all.
DSMeTailer 2 years ago
RX-78 is here. Next thing you know it's going to be malling all the world's armies down with a beam rifle, then the Gundam Mk II, then Zeta and....oh god.
Im going to see this before I die!
quenton444 2 years ago
22,404 nerds just nut in their pants
miraeja 2 years ago 4
of shit. its jsut a matter of time til Japan founds a new name for itself: The Pincipality of Japan. and then their giant robots crush their enemies in a fit of Samurai Pride.
ThingxHulk 2 years ago 3
I am glad to see you are a Gundam fan.
smcneal057 2 years ago
"Proving that global economic crises mean nothing to the Japanese, they've built a full scale Gundam statue, just for the hell of it."
by,Joe Russo
lol but it's still awesome
minivuvu 2 years ago 9
OH SHIT
CALL IN OPTIMUS PRIME
DarthMater 2 years ago 51
We. Are. All. Going. To. DIE!!!
Or at least you are. I sold out to Japan YEARS ago, so I get one. of those. so yeah.
ZeranEmpire 2 years ago 5
and we are complaining about the russians nuclear weapons...
DoofusInc 2 years ago 2
Holy fuck this is so awesome!!!
dbrzdejmasakr 2 years ago
something tells me they're already hard at work on the Zaku.
CurioValentine 2 years ago
it has to be the char zaku!!!!
wayofkon 2 years ago
The point of this being..
Trogiss 2 years ago
Provng that:
1. Japanese People are Badass.
2. The economy has no effect on Anime.
3. OH MY GOD, RUN FOR YOUR FREAKING LIVES!!!
Nicsho 2 years ago 4
you should totally send that at cracked :P
DoofusInc 2 years ago
they have it, thats why i know about this :) It's on "15 more images you won't beleive aren't photoshopped"
makattak88 2 years ago 7
Im not sure whether to be piss scared of the coming Japanese Gundam army, or freaking love them for building this.
Brooklynxman 2 years ago
love them; even if they make an army, evidently they'll just be nodding at us :P
musicianhayd 2 years ago 4
i pretty sure japan already made an army (they're in mount. Fuji)
wayofkon 2 years ago
WAAA! giant robot is already here! HAHAHA; :)
we should all worry about Japan taking over the world! I wonder how much money they took out to build this giant robot. LOL. :D
sweetcake007 2 years ago
Don't worry Godzilla will crush it and the threat will be over
Shaderaygun 2 years ago
please gundams can fly they got this
wayofkon 2 years ago
Hahaha, the statue of liberty can go suck it.
starshkr46 2 years ago 50
japan can afford to build these things because theyr not in dept several billion dollars(or yen,w/e)
666or667 2 years ago
if you're talking about the U.S. its actually several TRILLION dollars in debt... i think its about 10 trill now....
asclepius007 2 years ago 2
yeah gm didnt think about making robots that's why, god of gundam have punished the americans
wayofkon 2 years ago
Years from now when they do have real giant robots they will look at this statue and laugh!
HaloStrike 2 years ago 2
Is there a cockpit in there?
wanderer1125 2 years ago
Ah, don't worry. If people are smart, we'll soon go into the world of G Gundam. And that world rock. With the exception of the Dark Gundam, if we had that, that would suck.
OkSka 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure it would just suck.
Kurasuke 2 years ago
that is awesome, but when i heard it moved i assumed they meant it waved it arms or something like that, not just nodded
theblazingraven 2 years ago
Pfft. I wanna see it WALK.
causticgit 2 years ago
Fuck walking, I want to see it dual-wield beam sabers while flying in zero grav.
ChaosLlama 2 years ago 5
I would as well, but unfortunately, if you see other photographs of it, it is clear that there are people crowding around it's feet. If it did walk, then imagine the mess!
kcquiche 2 years ago
Reminds me of Evangelion, how the robots in there were commissioned by the UN. It's like they pondered who would be the best to make giant mechs, and they immediately decided Japan.
TomottoSoup 2 years ago
Welp, Japans started it. Now Britain has to start building Bolo's and America has to start building Battlemechs.
DDXDelta 2 years ago
Rofl, zaku zaku.
bulletbarrage 2 years ago
And this is why we have to worry about Japan taking over the world. giant robots are already here!
HSJ 2 years ago
That is so awesome. A bit inappropriate considering the global recession but awesome regardless.
BloodlustKid 2 years ago
fuck yeah! i just came and cried manly tears...
GENOCIDE2099 2 years ago
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It's a great anti North Korean defense system!
solidkingcobra 2 years ago
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solidkingcobra 2 years ago
I want an RX-79 Ez Custom plz :(
dirmaster0 2 years ago
See fantasy CAN be reality sometimes. You just need very deep pockets.
AlphaandOmega 2 years ago 2
where's hero when you need that emo
kingofcards23 2 years ago
i knew it i fucking knew it one day japan was gonna make a gundam that would kill us all this is just the prototype next they'll be slashing and shooting laser guns
thuggofdablock 2 years ago
We are so screwed.
hyubattoinc 2 years ago
I had an old friend who, for several hours, excitedly discussed how awesome it would be if we actually made Gundam Robots in the future.
I wonder if he's seen this. If he has, I bet 20$ he's vigorously masturbating and screaming "I FUCKING TOLD YOU!".
Black9Spade 2 years ago
lol this comment is priceless
Darkphoenix588 2 years ago
cracked
completelyrandomcrap 2 years ago
Wouldn't it be awesome if the United States makes a life sized talking and mobilized Liberty Prime?
netzero26 2 years ago 2
Hell yes!!!! I want to see that now! They better give it the badass attitude as well.
"DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM."
"I DIE SO THAT DEMOCRACY MAY LIVE ON!"
Ganon1999 2 years ago 2
LONG, LIVE LIBERTY PRIME!
graywolf82002 2 years ago
Amen to that. When I first met Fawkes, I loved his size and attitude. Then I saw Liberty Prime and heard him, and I thought, "Screw Fawkes as an ally. I want him!" Darn programmers not letting him join me.
Ganon1999 2 years ago
It's nodding it's head as if to say 'Yes, I WILL be the one ending your pitiful lives one day."
God help us all.
nogitsunefox 2 years ago
My god they did it... I expected this from japan eventually but THEY DID IT!
Good god. They may have just done a statue but they have shown that they have capacity for scale.
HackandSlack 2 years ago 2
and the cracked flood has begun..
greenslie 2 years ago
Well, looks like if North Korea is about to nuke us, we don't need to do anything. Just send Japan, they'll have beam rifled the place to oblivion before we even finished figuring out which battalions to send.
chitoryu12 2 years ago
stop doing Cracked jokes on youtube where most ppl will think it's yours, you bullshiter.
brawllucas 2 years ago
Cracked didn't make that joke. Their joke was "Oh, and by the way, it's motorized, so the damn thing moves. And we thought North Korea's nuclear weapons were the biggest threat to global safety from that part of the world."
In other words, the only thing our jokes have in common is North Korea, you reading-disabled fuckhead.
chitoryu12 2 years ago
GTFO the internet dumbfuck. That isn't even close to what cracked said.
796243 2 years ago
HOLY F***ING S*** IT MOVED!
greenmachine13 2 years ago
CRACKED
drummastajoel 2 years ago 2
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Why hasn't the military capitalized on this fucking technology yet? Mechas are the fucking future, goddammit! Can't anyone figure that out?
ferretyluv 2 years ago
we're nowhere near ready 4 nething like that neither is japan. it'd b badass though.
mmafighter12121988 2 years ago
some dude built an exoframe or something for 30k
AdamKengWongMetcalf 2 years ago
How the hell are mechas "the future" in any way possible? They are just an anachronism that came from knights/samurai and what not.
What kind of military would want to have something that can be taken down with a few grenades/bazooka shot and would cost as much if not more then a modern fighter/bomber plane but without the mobility.
Gormourn 2 years ago
You really don't watch a lot of mecha animes.
Some mechas are used in space for battle. Some mechas are just for entertainment porpases. It's not that they are the future of the military (WHICH would be very scary to see something suddenly land infront of your house) but for other things as well. Whatever humans advance for war threw technology, they do the same for entertainment.
PurpleSheepStudios 2 years ago
Please, for the sake of all that is good, take some time to learn how to spell.
aradioactivedonut 2 years ago
lrn2Metal Gear
ferretyluv 2 years ago
それは信じられないい!
Mythopoeikon 2 years ago
Neat, a video of that Gudam statu- OH GOD IT MOVED!
Stinkoman87 2 years ago 6
lol
Gundamsandzords 2 years ago
お台場のガンダムは首が動く
The Flood was here!
1jon11 2 years ago
does it walking?
Lawless17k 2 years ago
cooL!
Suzushisama 2 years ago
rise Shining Gundam! -snaps fingers-
SandTiger18 2 years ago
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does it walking?
RadicalJuice 2 years ago
ROFLLLLLLLLLL
pinkaddiction13 2 years ago
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does it walking?
RagnarokHacks 2 years ago
does it walking?
bugoy676 2 years ago
I think my country's military is about to be ousted from its position as the most powerful organization on Earth. Japan will probably begin rolling out mobile suits within the next 20 years. American soldiers will be running alongside GMs and Gundam[G]s straight into the heart of the Islamic world. Osama bin Laden will be impaled on a beam saber and his cohorts incinerated by the thruster flares of a GM.
Starwind18020 2 years ago
なぜ、頭だけを動かすプランにしたんだw
QchanShouta 2 years ago
首より腕を動かして欲しかったな・・
nyoci2 2 years ago 2
頭動くのかw
2007ucgo 2 years ago
it's so great!!
sbugbug 2 years ago