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  • I like most of Dylan Moran's stuff, that i've watched.

    But he goes against what's good about much of what he does, here.

    Firstly, by failing to bother to truly engage with,or make a cogent point regarding, what he's commenting on; 'failing to engage' was part of the conceit, here, but he actually failed to engage with making any kind of worthwhile point.

    And secondly, and most importantly for a comedian, by simply failing to be remotely funny.

    This is just lazy.

  • I'm going to patent the Bitch Juice-powered limousine.

  • I want a big purple chair so I can get home w/the downies!

  • Everybody try to picture a limo powered by "bitch juice"

  • I must admit I love hip hop, I know he's being quite reductive but its still hilarious (and in some cases quite true), gotta love dylan moran!

  • ABOUT2 yrs ago.was drnkin nDublin,bumped into MrMucSavageMoran(sitting@d tble nxt2us),Shitfaced,wnt out4a smke wit him(high dat I was talkin2a legend in my mind).Anyhow,ws talking&as I ws finishing d smoke he turnd rnd&slaps me in de face&says'thats4being home wit d downies'D guy's a fukn nutjob!met about2famous ppl n my life apart frm him(DYorke and JGiles),2me he wil always B d biggest Suprstar n my smll nonexistnt life.Dylan I salute U.4 1 night I felt lik I livd d high life wit d big rollers

  • blind dead mcjones! hahahahaha 

  • "I have tried,,, to get home with the downies... I've tried."

    love this line for some reason

  • And jazz is just like "i don't know where anything went, i was to high"

  • I now know what my stage name will be...

  • my limo is powerd by bitch juice

  • Does he have a drink or two before going on stage?

  • @neosoc he drinks on stage. But he's not drunk. It's just...the way he is I guess.

  • "I don't even have a guitar, I'm strumming my fucking belly button here!"

    I died laughing at that line.

  • home with the downies!!

  • How can a dead rat be trapped?

  • I hate rap. :| The only kind I hear, the lyrics are about sex, money, drugs, gangs, fights, whores, or clubs. And if I do hear one or two songs that talk about love or peace sound horrible. I like very few rap songs, and the ones I DO like... I wonder why I even like them.

  • there is great hip hop music. you gotta search deep for it.

  • There is actually a band out there who named themselves after this sketch: The Blind Dead McJones Band. Pretty genius idea really :D

  • Rap is crap.

  • YA KNOW ?! <3

  • Yeah, rap is s**t, but Eminem doesnt do any of that, and thats why he's the only rapper I like.

  • @EoghanC10 Hahaha you evidently don't know anything about rap or indeed even Eminem.

    Here's some sample lyrics by good 'ole Em.

    "Slut, you think I won't choke no whore

    til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!

    These motherfuckers are thinkin I'm playin'

    Thinkin' I'm sayin the shit cause I'm thinkin' it just to be sayin' it

    Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you

    I'ma pull YOU to this bullet, and put it through you"

    From "Kill You" by Eminem.

    He's quite "different".

  • @EoghanC10 To take this point even further, here are some more of his finest: "Ha! Go ahead yell! Here I'll scream with you! AH SOMEBODY HELP! Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you? Now shut the fuck up and get what's comin to you You were supposed to love me {*Kim choking*} NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED!" These are from "Kim", in which he takes revenge on his ex by brutally murdering her in song form.
  • @EoghanC10 You don't even have to go back to his earlier work to find this kind of shit. I understand now he's sold out and all that, but even the album Relapse from 2010 was full of brutal, crude and controversial lyrics. For instance, "3 AM."

    Now I'm not saying that hip-hop or rap are bad genres of music, because those who care to look can find excellent artists such as Del or the Wu-Tang Clan. However, the majority of new rap, especially commercial, is terrible.

  • i keep my spare pecks in my limo also.

  • Closed captioning- "wonderful fame was almost time to go blind edward jones, were out its not like that its all about the people have got, but ames military aggressive, taxes if it was at the pictures when you look at my pics gyflores"

    Something appears to have been lost in translation

  • Robert Johnson, Son House, Blind Willie McTell, BB King, Freddie King, Howlin' Wolf, Elmore James...to name a few of my favorites.

  • rap isnt THAT new it's been around since the late 70s

  • it's ironic that eminem is the only one he names. eminem's music is about the furthest you can get in modern popular rap from the stuff moran's talking about.

  • @DAandFrank At least Eminem is actually rap. No one can touch his flow. I don't even LIKE rap.

  • @DAandFrank True, but he also mentions P. Diddy

  • @DAandFrank Yes eminem never talks about slapping women or killing people

  • "I'm home with the downies." Yes Dylan.... yes you are.

  • hahahah turn on captions

  • I'm strummin my f*ckin bellybutton here!

  • ...I think he's confusing hip hop with rap.

    Though I suppose that the consensus is there's no distinction.

  • Home with the downies.

  • where as country music is more like: 'my pecs went flabby, my limo got stolen and my bitch ran away!'

  • @iamjacobnz *your, comedian, intelligent, your(again).

    You really shouldn't attempt to derogate other peoples' intelligences when your own brain is, evidently, about as functionable as a dead rat trapped in a shoebox.

  • @munkekebab666 You mad, yes you mad you inbred waste of skin...

  • @iamjacobnz The origin of all races started with negroes. Skin pigmentation changed with along with the different environments that they migrated too.

  • @iamjacobnz i dunno, "living 100s of times longer than any of the other races" (which is a genius statement in itself) is an achievement.

  • @ADJPease haha you're in the top comments. very cool.

  • "it's time for your enema eminem" Boosh! "don't touch those biscuits again"

  • Floor length white mink coat, a cheeseburger, and a jet....LOL

  • hes only talking about gangster rap. but i guess thats what most people consider rap to be nowadays.

  • what he discribes is sadly known as Rap music these days. Real hip hop music is about peoples adversities and how they came over them or they interpretation of the society. sooooo we should kill Soulja bitch, Drake, lil wayne, 50 cent (slowly) and flavor flav... out of principle

  • @StylesDark

    Don't kill Soulja Boy, he's fucking hilarious!

  • @hedonism13 no redman and method man are funny, soulja bitch is like a 4 year old shouting hes ready for big boy pants.

  • "...I want a big purple chair...NOW!"

  • omg fuckin halarious its true

  • Im gonna dig up your dad and shove him up your mum

  • @normansmother1

    Please Please Please, for the love of good music, listen to 'the best of times' by sage francis, 'yonkers' by tyler the creator, and 'rhythm of the rain' by kno of cunninlynguists.

  • What we're talking here is CRAP music as opposed to RAP (Rhythmically Applied Poetry). Forget the "RAP vs Hip Hop?" debate that reporters who don't understand the art like to bandy around. Charting RAP has been the kind of shit Dylan rightly describes for over a decade & a half now. Of course these r the biggest selling "artists" of this musical form - most people wanna look HIP so they buy what most other peeps buy - monkey see monkey do!..Same as they buy shit clothes to follow "fashion"! LOL

  • my limo is powered by bitch juice

  • he's talking about Travie McCoy and billionare

  • Time for your enema Eminem...LOL Genius

  • limos powered by bitch juice. LOL.

  • My Car is powered by bitch juice

  • Blind dead Mcjones.

  • im strumming my fucking belly button here

  • It's like if Robert Pattinson was a comedian :)

  • @annitwinkletoes How dare you, you inbreed! Robert Pattison is a emotional moron! Dylan is an f-ing genious! Robert Pattison is not!

  • @VH12th I'm not even one of those crazy rpatz fans... but he is a bit of a legend. He's hilarious because he's so awkward.. he just made me think of him.

    And i'm not an inbreed. Calm yourself.

  • Rap is not only crap stuff but, for most of it, Dylan Moran summarises really well.

  • go fuck your self douchebag raps an art form and we dont need or want your support suck a dick and fucking choke

  • @prospaONE your a akon fan, stfu

  • "A floor length white mink coat, cheeseburgers and a jet!"

    I fell out of my chair.

  • I get that!! I'm young - ok - there are people older than me who listen to rap music - but I firmly believe that rap begins with a silent "c". I love blues and jazz, the precursors of rap, but just don't like that stuff.

  • You know why they never say anything nice? Cause u listen to the mainstream crap

  • easily one of his best routines XD

  • Hahaha, Blind Dead McJones, now there's a blues guy for ya. Get home with the downies was hella funny too.

  • Hilarious, and very true about "rap music" which for some reason so many people are obsessed with. Personally, I can't stand it and only listen to rap when dancing or maybe trying to get pumped up if I like the beat or something. Hip-hop is a completely different culture, and most people will easily label a rap song hip-hop if they don't know better. They're entirely different so don't be so quick to group them together. Hip-hop can be very beautiful...

  • you are a complete moran rap is hip hop and hip hop is rap your an idiot trust me i live and make it everyday of my life

  • have you ever noticed the hole in the O-zone layer has gotten steadily larger since rap was invented??

  • And they never say anything nice! EVER!

  • Hahah =D

  • "I have tried to get home with the downies"

    Brilliance!!

  • this is hilarious, but I'm pretty sure he hasn't listened to much rap.

  • thanks to the charts he will have had it forced into him

  • @Reevesy791 I think thats his point. He's not saying hes studied it in depth, merely that the stuff thats forced on him is that shite. I agree with most people on here that there are many good rap songs that actually discuss valid stuff but they seem to always come second to the songs that Dylan describes, the ones about guns and bitches and wealth and drugs and gangs.

  • jesus i love the way he eats that burger at the end. so fucking funny.

  • This is so true! I always thought of the phrase "rap music" as a bit of an oxymoron. I once wrote a song about rap called "Noisy, Ugly Poetry."

  • @oliviathefolkie Based on that statement, you've never heard a good hip-hop song. Please bag on rap all you want, but there is a lot of gorgeous hip-hop out there with poetry that would blow away all of what you are writing. Not all of it is as hideous as the popular stuff...

  • He just has such an amazingly powerful drunken charm.. wow.

  • Thiz iz tha best yoh

  • This is the best xD

  • It's just jokes about the stereotypes. He plays an old disillusioned misanthrope. That's it. I love a lot of hip-hop. And even if he's completely genuine or just simply doesn't care for it then so fucking what? He's entitled to his own opinion. This will BLOW your mind but I enjoy Dylan Moran AND hip-hop.

  • yes he is entitles to his own opinion true everyone is but theres not a shred of truth in what he said and you might think you love hip hop but you dont if you did you would be offended

  • @prospaONE No, because I can love something and accept that other people don't. It would be pretty stupid to think otherwise. If I chose the things I liked based on what others did then that would be a pretty sad life wouldn't it?

  • You mean can't rap well.

  • If you dont give a fuck then why did you reply.. Jesus christ grow a brain you fucking retard

  • Stfu retard... It's stand up... He doesnt mean anything by it... So many idiots out there... By the way dont call somone dumb when you cant evan spell

  • its the internet fuckwit its not about spelling have you even began to comprehend in your little neanderthal brain that their probably alot smarter than you just trying to save some time coz their got better things to do then argue with a bitch like you

  • @prospaONE Ok first of all i have no fucking idea what your talking about because those comments were over a YEAR AGO... Which means you are actually looking through the comments to start a fight which is just Pathetic.. And second of all i said dont call people dumb when you cant even spell... Which goes double for you... Fucking Inbreed trying to start a fight with me... GTFO!

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  • @Tulip4312 What  YOU'RE talking about.

    Great spelling yourself, moron.

  • @prospaONE you know u really need to fucking chill out u got too much time on your hands go write a rap song do something relatively productive, rather than getting angry get the rod out your arse

  • It's no accident that rap rhymes with crap. It is.

  • ''I got my pecs, I got limos, I got bitches, and all my limo's powered by bitch juice, and my spare pecs are in the limo.' ... 'I'm gonna fuck you up. I'm gonna dig up your dad, and shove him up your mum and drink your blood from a drinking cup, you fuck!''

    Brilliant!!!

  • True, but rock and roll is about rebelion and icons and saying, "this is what we are" rap is more, "i've got something you haven't, fuck you"

  • haha

  • I know, I'm freaking hilarious.

  • yea i was thinking about that when i was watching monster yesterday. rock and roll is more like 'we could have had it all but said screw it and lived poorly instead.' and rap is more like 'we had nothing and now we have it all'

  • I actually love old school positive hip hop - late 80s/early 90s was when rap music really had something to say. It has lost all meaning now. He's right that rap music is just about money and women and guns nowadays.

    I miss the old days of Nas, Ice Cube and De La Soul. They really were great and really promoted rap in a positive way. They wrote about real life and not some fantasy world. The only rapper I can think of today who speaks the truth is Lupe Fiasco. That guy is good.

  • noone cares, dude.

  • Hahahahaha

    I love this video

    Fuck rap, thank you Dylan.

  • He is saying the same things I have said for years about Rap. I can't stand it. LOL. I have tried to like it and even have listened to some songs, but the minute someone tries to call me a bitch, I go nuts, LOL. I am no bitch damn it! I just can't stand the girls whom feed into that kind of a world. Like Eww! LOL.

  • How can you downvote this? Wu-Tang is for the children!

  • Agree with him about rap being infantile. I used to love it in my teens, then hit my twenties and quickly realised it's complete crap. Hell, I'm only 25 and it makes me feel old.

    One exception is Run DMC obviously.

  • xD Hahah, home with the downies, Dylannn~

  • LOL rap/hip hop is my fav genre of music but this is halerious even if i dont fully agree wit what his saying his a comdian dont take it so serious lol i laughed ma ass off.

  • it is music?

    "let's use as many automated machines as we can to create the 'music', then rattle on about how nobody 'gets' it unless they is *insert colour*"

    Prick

  • i have TRIED to get HOME WITH THE DOWNIES!

  • i aint got nuttin', and they taken that too!

    :D

  • Oh god I can only think of that awful souldja boy tripe. Lol

  • "and all my limos powered by bitch juice"

  • "i havnt even got a guitar...im strummin my fuckin belly button here" hahahahah

  • lol him eating a burger at the very end

  • Well it's not exactly music, is it?

  • Well he has at least realized that it is a piece of shit.

  • @osakanone Most of it isn't, there's some very good music under the genre of hip-hop though. A lot of hip-hop is more poetic than most music ever made and to say something like that is pretty ignorant considering you've probably heard some of the popular songs on the radio. I don't judge music until I've really given it a chance and explored the genre

  • @ShagginWaggin32

    Since I made this post, my opinion of rap has changed.

    I'm sorry for ever looking down on it.

  • @osakanone well yes it is, actually.

  • hip hop(rap) is exactly music its a fucking artform and you dont know what your talking about so just keep ya mouth shut

  • @prospaONE

    Show me some art. I guarantee no one will have heard of the artist.

    Rap glorifies manufactured putrid shit. There might be diamonds in there but its invisible.

  • Get home with the downies!

  • He's a comic genius, couldn't be more true. :D

  • 5*****!

  • Aww I love this man...

  • "Ain't got nothing and they're taking that away too!" That's pretty reminiscent of Seasick Steve's I Started Out With Nothing And I've Still Got Most Of It Left. But predates it... what if Dylan inspired it...

  • OMG it's all true. Mr Moran has a point, especially about the pecs and the limos and the bitches and the powered by bitch juice. just classic.

  • "i'm gonna dig up your dad and shove him up your mum"

    he's so funny!

    it's clever humour!

    XD

  • rap is shit, hip hop is good

  • rap is hip hop and hip hop is rap your a complete moran

  • @prospaONE I don't care what you think and I doubt anyone else really does either

  • "I got limos, I got bitches, I got limos powered by bitchjuice" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL xDDD

  • Get home with the downies!

  • "Time for your enema Eminem!"

  • i consider myself a hip hop head and i gotta say, this was genius

  • then your not a hip hop head your a wanker you should be offended

  • "I'm gonna dig up your dad and shove him up your mum!"

    he's genius!

    XD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    YOU should be the one on stage!

    You're so funny!

  • i think they call it sarcasm in some cultures

  • What? Really?

  • And, oh please, arrogant person who doesn't know how to take a joke, make some more snide remarks!

  • i agree but what does being white have to do with anything let alone rap im as white as white can get and i live and make hip hop every fucking day

  • @prospaONE Let's not be disingenuous here. Rap is definitely intertwined with African-American culture. Sure, it's diversified, but it still has strong associations.

  • HAHAHAH SO TRUE

  • LOOOOL!

    "I have tried to get home with the downies."

    I am literally in love with this guy. Incredibly funny.

  • whats a downie? haha

  • Someone with downs syndrome