lol... our grade system A-awesome, B-better do better next time, C-cut me a switch, D- I get so Damn tired of beating yo ass, and F- finna buy a casket. Let's just say, we never got F's...
LOL WITH TEARS IN MY EYES!!!....I tell you as a Ghanaian-American, this applies to Ghanaian parents too!...probably applies to alot of AFRICAN/or even other foreign parents in general.
Mom: Where the hell are the other two points!! What about biology?
me: *muttering* 83
Mom: YOU WILL NEVER GO TO COLLEGE WITH THOSE GRADES. YOU BETTER GET REAL GOOD AT BUSSING TABLES AND MAKING COFFEE BECAUSE THAT IS ALL YOU WILL BE GOOD FOR.
me: okay mom I'm sorry.
Mom: now go practice horn so that you make state! You just slack off. You don't really care about horn. I'm not paying for lessons anymore you hear me!
@SumireIsrafel Obviously, but they are portraying American parents as lenient which could not be further from the truth. Black American parents are EXTREMELY tough and equally concerned about our schooling. Americans whoop their kids, which my African buddies were not used to, because our parents will whoop anybodies kids.
@chgosyndicate Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, they are lumping all americans together, which is something I find a lot of my african friends do as well. Not taking into account that some black families and hispanic differ from white families here. Not all americans (black or not) hit their kids tho :P
@chgosyndicate uh dats y it doesnt sae black american,,,, it says nigerian ..... very very different dude ............................. haha @soccerplayerfolife dis was gud i luv d efik accent
Oh my gosh my dad is the same way!! When I came to America I had a hard time with English and I came home with my grades and I would have a bad grade in English he would be soo mad hahaha!
Follow @URAfricanQuotes on twitter. They will follow you back especially if your africa. They will make you laugh. Help them out cuz they are new to twitter.
@50Mrmasta it says it in the title....in the video they are showing the contrast between American parents (the beginning of the video) and Nigerian parents...thats y i said wat i said...i ddnt just make it up
This video does not represent the American home. Do your research before posting something like this for the world to see. I am African American and I am offended by this video.
My mom always asks why I can't make it to 110%, even though some of my teachers don't even give extra credit...Then if it's 110%, it goes on and on and on...
hahahhhaahahaaahahhahaomggg i'm peeeinggg , good job ! "what of the other five points" "mom , that's not even relevant to the conversation" hahahaha i say that to my mom all the time lmfao
I swear I love this video , lmao . this is just how my dad acts ! good job , the one who was acting A's the dad was the funniest thing ever . my favorite part was when he said "little suzie that is at the top of her class ! and you're bringing home 95%!" lmao !
What is the name of the song??
bballerosa14 2 hours ago
Wat song was dat
boboface123 1 day ago
Lol @ 'He has an A in soccer.'
MsOluwatoyin 4 days ago
lol... our grade system A-awesome, B-better do better next time, C-cut me a switch, D- I get so Damn tired of beating yo ass, and F- finna buy a casket. Let's just say, we never got F's...
PRNluvr4life 6 days ago
LOL WITH TEARS IN MY EYES!!!....I tell you as a Ghanaian-American, this applies to Ghanaian parents too!...probably applies to alot of AFRICAN/or even other foreign parents in general.
lkofie 6 days ago
"Enjoying life" LMAO Defooo!!
ChocolateSho 1 week ago
0:20 The smoke alarm is telling you to replace the battery.
evilkillerpenguin 1 week ago
light skin cute
lalaland4970 2 weeks ago
4:03 that one was cute!
isamps1 2 weeks ago
the nigerian part was relatable and funny!
isamps1 2 weeks ago
that dancing was funny!
isamps1 2 weeks ago
lmbo at 1:28, @ 1:52, @ 2:28, 2:36. 3:07, @4:39....U KNOW WHAT THE WHOLE THING HAD ME ROLLING
Jesusdaugher4eva 2 weeks ago
BWAHAHAHA!
brownshuga24 2 weeks ago
say hello.. lmaooo ..
freakyjazzy199 2 weeks ago
tooo funny
Unique2464 3 weeks ago
tooo funny
Unique2464 3 weeks ago
whats the name of this song, i forget
xThatsSoHennyx 3 weeks ago
haha that isnt the american flag, its the LIBERIAN FLAG (im liberian,west african)
xThatsSoHennyx 3 weeks ago
Lmao my american parents are something like this:
me: Mom I got a 98 in english!
Mom: Where the hell are the other two points!! What about biology?
me: *muttering* 83
Mom: YOU WILL NEVER GO TO COLLEGE WITH THOSE GRADES. YOU BETTER GET REAL GOOD AT BUSSING TABLES AND MAKING COFFEE BECAUSE THAT IS ALL YOU WILL BE GOOD FOR.
me: okay mom I'm sorry.
Mom: now go practice horn so that you make state! You just slack off. You don't really care about horn. I'm not paying for lessons anymore you hear me!
peacockpromenade 3 weeks ago
i'm african american-black american, my parents never were that accepting lmao,shit C=Death
musicjunkiey93 3 weeks ago 2
@musicjunkiey93 Shit, my parents give me hell for a B+, C definitely does equal death >_<
pinkstar32390 2 weeks ago 3
Sigh, this is NOT how most Black American parents act.......
chgosyndicate 3 weeks ago 9
@chgosyndicate maybe because black american (african descended) cultures and african american (african) cultures are different?
SumireIsrafel 3 days ago
@SumireIsrafel Obviously, but they are portraying American parents as lenient which could not be further from the truth. Black American parents are EXTREMELY tough and equally concerned about our schooling. Americans whoop their kids, which my African buddies were not used to, because our parents will whoop anybodies kids.
chgosyndicate 3 days ago
@chgosyndicate Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, they are lumping all americans together, which is something I find a lot of my african friends do as well. Not taking into account that some black families and hispanic differ from white families here. Not all americans (black or not) hit their kids tho :P
SumireIsrafel 2 days ago
@chgosyndicate uh dats y it doesnt sae black american,,,, it says nigerian ..... very very different dude ............................. haha @soccerplayerfolife dis was gud i luv d efik accent
sketty1011 1 day ago
@sketty1011 very very different? silly, then why did they use a BLACK American? lol review your post, then look at the vid a second time...
chgosyndicate 13 hours ago
a 95? what about the other five points?? lmao
shay1992ify 3 weeks ago
just like african parents talking about grades and total change the subject " what about the grass told you to cut "
TheTrueStephyC 3 weeks ago 3
whats that song your playing?!?!?!
NickiMinajBusayo2 1 month ago
@NickiMinajBusayo2 yahooze- olu maintain
94damilola 3 weeks ago
funny video
17yamah 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Akwa Ibom State
TheSunshine20021 1 month ago
Geography 95%? What of the other 5 points? looool
mcobinad 1 month ago
Funny an spot on. Five stars. Ibibio of Efik? Hopefully ibibio
blessthepeeps 1 month ago
thats what my mom say to me about english. you speak d language nd ur not getting A
YAhomeGURLGG 1 month ago
this is tooooo funny!
amaka1 1 month ago
Oh my gosh my dad is the same way!! When I came to America I had a hard time with English and I came home with my grades and I would have a bad grade in English he would be soo mad hahaha!
Brandynaruto14 1 month ago
lmao!! finally a nigerian video with ibibio in it!! everything else is either yoruba or igbo
blackandred4life 1 month ago 2
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@blackandred4life TRUE!
VICTORIA81369 2 weeks ago
the dad cracks me upp
35squint 1 month ago
"Say hello. Say hello to your father." oh my gosh soooo funny
swarthysavant 1 month ago
"THAT IS YOUR SON, LET ME WATCH BARA .. OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA ! " LOL !!!
PreddiMookie123 1 month ago
this is so fuckn true lol
IAmOcha3 1 month ago
am cameroon nigerian this was gud i like the dad he was so funny.. pce
lilmisssassyable 1 month ago
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Great accent. I'm Nigerian and you guys got the accent perfectly. And it's an Igbo accent, right? or is it Efik?
borjie85 1 month ago
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Follow @URAfricanQuotes on twitter. They will follow you back especially if your africa. They will make you laugh. Help them out cuz they are new to twitter.
AfricanQueen2468 1 month ago
lol people who are offended by the american part shouldn't. thats just how us africans see it sometimes when compared
cheetahesi 1 month ago
STUPID
brittanyverjes1 1 month ago
"Dad that doesn't even relate to the subject" lmao
katelynn793 1 month ago
LMAO this is 2 good
nanayaasweetkisses 1 month ago
I thought Nigeria was in Africa. lol
ladygold102 1 month ago
uh yea that not how Black american parents act
TheQscorpioqueen 1 month ago 2
@TheQscorpioqueen Where did they say this was american parents? It says nigerian
50Mrmasta 1 month ago
@50Mrmasta it says it in the title....in the video they are showing the contrast between American parents (the beginning of the video) and Nigerian parents...thats y i said wat i said...i ddnt just make it up
TheQscorpioqueen 1 month ago
This video does not represent the American home. Do your research before posting something like this for the world to see. I am African American and I am offended by this video.
anony123mous 1 month ago
Little Suzie...hilarious
anidaso 1 month ago
I was waiting for him to say kneel down lol...typical
Athrillion 1 month ago
That's not the American flag. lol
lovestuart307 1 month ago
uhhhh not my daddy! Cs were not acceptable hell Bs were not good enough and I was in the second grade sheesh! lol Im African American. funny though
shatoyta2000 1 month ago
Love it... Best wishes guys and GOD Bless... I'd like to see you all as Doctors and/or Lawyers in the future ;-).
yavettemarie1 1 month ago
looooooooooooool
Odoubleozz 1 month ago
What of the other five points?
Lisa13245 1 month ago
That Is Not Grade lol This Is Funny
UKnowWhatItIsfam 1 month ago
my parents always say "You are supposed to be the head and not the tail, what is dis?"
shaneymane15 1 month ago 2
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@shaneymane15 That's sooooo nigerian!
xD
VICTORIA81369 2 weeks ago
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DiceAiles 1 month ago
"THAT IS MY GENES, I CONGRATULATE YOU, NO I DO NOT!!" HAHA I CANT!!
china2207 1 month ago 23
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WATCH THE VIDEO ON MY PAGE ABOUT AFRICAN PARENTS ! HILARIOUS !!! ITS A COMEDY SKIT ! VERY FUNNY
itsgraci322 1 month ago
Lol yes my
Mom is like atleast you tried your best but if I get a d or below ITS OVER !
denice1012 1 month ago
Say hallo
dalilhaitionboy 1 month ago
Lol Y'all silly
lusal1116 1 month ago
"darln' have u seen" lls
cfoxy3 1 month ago
hello?o.0 hello? o.0..... say hello to your fathah...lol
ericaehiwe 1 month ago
Haha, I don't think the two are comparable. So what if they're African, or American? They're still your parents.
hosshouhanon4real 1 month ago
that is my gene conrats No!
1NurtureStyles 1 month ago
OBAMA!!
racermami 1 month ago
-Beats Child-
"EH? WHY ARE YOU CRYING? DID I TOUCH YOU?"
-Beats more and pinches ears and head-
"Useless rat, ode"
CraftyTube2012 1 month ago 3
LOL 95? what about the other 5 points?
lolaboox3 1 month ago 91
@lolaboox3 lol but he said "What of the other 5 points?" nitpicking i know
50Mrmasta 1 month ago
@lolaboox3 I can't count how many times my mom has asked me this question XD
OgoWithAnO 5 days ago
@OgoWithAnO Haha, you and me both. They have a heart attack if it's anything less than 100.
lolaboox3 5 days ago
@lolaboox3
My mom always asks why I can't make it to 110%, even though some of my teachers don't even give extra credit...Then if it's 110%, it goes on and on and on...
OgoWithAnO 4 days ago
English! B+! Say hello to your fada! Is that not English!?
TheNeontiara 1 month ago 3
Hahahahaha who are these kids?!
ujudgirl 1 month ago
"95?! What of the other 5 points?!"
Holy shit I laughed to tears. I hear that all the damn time
1Onsokumaru1 1 month ago 3
"twss, I can not even dance anymore." lmao rolllllllliiinnn...
Destiny481 1 month ago
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Why did you put the Liberian flag to represent the American flag?! Boooooo!
SHERmeleon 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Dahling have you seen!?" "CHI!"
LivLALALiv 1 month ago
"Oh son. You are welcome!! Ayyy"
callmeQ 1 month ago
lmfao hahah i love this (:
YoYoItBeJane 1 month ago
lmfao..so true doe
smartestD19 1 month ago
this was jokes! did u film this in america?
sorochi996 1 month ago
Hahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
cosuala7 1 month ago
this too funny, looooool
AlbisLondon 1 month ago
''ah wat of ur grace'' lmaooo
mizyvonnerealdeal234 1 month ago
Whats the name of the song they dance to??
Odia10 1 month ago
@Odia10 yahooze by olu maintain
balogs1 1 month ago
@balogs1 Thanks!
Odia10 1 month ago
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
mscutevicky25 1 month ago
Obama...oh...look at him! Lol
nnannabannanna 1 month ago 2
@nnannabannanna i cried laughing at that part!!!!!!!
HotCommodity88 1 month ago
Lmao i thought American flag had more than one star
jseekadde 1 month ago
Love how the report card has no words on it hahaha
MzDaizy23 1 month ago
LOL!! I love how the nigerian mom totally changed the subject!! Just like my parents.
nkem002 1 month ago
The accent is perfect!
putover111 1 month ago
loooool. calabar boys
Ndy190 2 months ago
this had me laughing the ENTIRE TIME
UnderAFullMoon 2 months ago
Lmao the same way my parents act.
meme9250 2 months ago
This is the funniest thing I've heard all day!!!you did a great job!!
danzmitalent 2 months ago
damn you are so on point..im nigerian and i can so relat...gosh nigerian parents are pretty much the same
TheAngelChidi 2 months ago
lmaoooo! "dar-ling have you seen..DAR-LING HAVE YOU SEEN!" #dead
Tabansi22 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
my mom would kill me! if i got a c in everything lol..
grace981000 2 months ago
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I am an Ethiopian. And this is exactly how my parents are. Oh God I have watched this video about 5 times since last night.
EmmaYoyo 2 months ago
I am an Ethiopian. And this is exactly how my parents are. Oh God I have watched this video about 5 times since last night.
EmmaYoyo 2 months ago
exactly like my parents...all nigerian parents got 1st in their class and went to school on scholarship.
TheModella17 3 months ago
I love this video you guys did a good job.
alenecamp 3 months ago
the dad is cuttee ayee
jbssummerbabe 3 months ago
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beccaRed11 2 months ago
too weak...i'm Nigerian and I am rolling on the floor laughing right now...good job...this is exactly what my parents do!
angelwings220 4 months ago
Lml always comparing u to other children smh I hate tht
rabena2013 4 months ago 28
@rabena2013 exactly!
angelwings220 4 months ago
@rabena2013 I love this video, esp the accent. I had my mom watch this, she loved it too
2009tears 1 month ago
if you want to see nigerian parents in action check out the funny parody vid by naija boyz "Da Grin"... hilarious.. lol!
aitan844 4 months ago
Those are some cute Nigerians (;
zoezanyoh 4 months ago
funny
oku12 6 months ago
the "dad"" in this is too handsome <3
oowww oooww
ganst3rchic 6 months ago
lol...too funny
chinwendu1 6 months ago
lol, Ibibio
mba107 6 months ago
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasseee make a part 2
mj4life1001 6 months ago
lol this is sooo true!
nnenne123 7 months ago
love the nigerian parentsss!! but the american parents must have been white!! because my parents woulda got into that aSS about them grades
vonergurl23 7 months ago
Ing fun shit
dusenge 7 months ago
looooooooooooooool "what of the grass i told you to cut this morning'...loool.."mum dat doesn't even relate"..cudnt stop laffn at that part!
Afroditee2 7 months ago 6
OBoy my name's Ifreke 2
ThsGuyhazapenus 7 months ago
lmaoooooooooo..dad says kneel down, son says i m a roll however i want...oh jeez...dat deserved a slap in d nigerian culture...lol..
holla4spicy 7 months ago
lmao i have an american AND a nigerian parent :p
Sabi2fly 7 months ago
HILARIOUS!!! ALL OF THIS IS SOOO TRUE!!!
mrulesallforever66 8 months ago
i lyke the part on @ 4:05 and the nigerian part before it
TheNigerianPrincess2 8 months ago
1:55 lmao just like my parents!!!!!!
stacie685 8 months ago
the nigerian parents were so funy! LOL
sweetycakes49 8 months ago
This video was to funny! Seriously, you guys should make another one!
Channel69AtUrService 8 months ago
and i love how you guys can turn the accent on and off, #talent #props
strwbrybabyg245 8 months ago
hahahhhaahahaaahahhahaomggg i'm peeeinggg , good job ! "what of the other five points" "mom , that's not even relevant to the conversation" hahahaha i say that to my mom all the time lmfao
strwbrybabyg245 8 months ago
I think you all should com out with another video!
raposula1993 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA. MAN U GUYS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE GROWING UP WITH NIGERIANS PARENTS. SIGH. THE WORSE
TheWinner455 9 months ago
@TheWinner455 thats what you think but trust me, in the end you will thank them for the discipline.. lol!
aitan844 4 months ago
u shoulda gave him a whupin at the end :) but these b like my parents haha
xXNowThatWereDoneXx 9 months ago
wat of little suzie? where are thee other 5 pts?
sweettweet1010682 9 months ago
lol top of the class, like at least i got what i got lol
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ayemarachi 9 months ago
What Of The Otha 5 Points !? LOL
Orumili1 9 months ago
loool....say hello to your father... the dad did a good job kudos...
makeitrightful 9 months ago
I CAN WATCH THIS SOOOOOO MANY TIMES AND STILL CRACK THE FUCK UP! LMFAO! WATCH OUR AFRICAN DOUGIE VIDEO!
nigerian4eva 9 months ago
OMGEEEEEEEE IM IBIBIO TOOOOOOOOO HIIIIIIII IM IBIBIOOOOOOOOOOOOO CALABAR AKWA IBOM AWWWWWW OMGEEEE
QueenBeaster 10 months ago
Whats the song you guys play for the nigerian part?
TheMakahmakah 10 months ago
@TheMakahmakah yahooze by olu maintain
iMSoFlyiBlowMyMind 9 months ago
hahahhahahahahha u guys are totally on point with the nigerian parents thing. goodness. we r supposed to get straight A's
MyVelli 10 months ago
hahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahhahah watched this twice n still cant get enough...lmfao
TheBarbie810 10 months ago
AhahahahahahhahahahHHHahahahahahahahahaha , Say Hello , Say Hello ! Say Hello ! Say Hello to your fatha ! Now is that not English ?
DeraSoFly27 10 months ago
I'm laughing too hard!!! "say hello to your father...now is that not English??"
LisaH2050 10 months ago 2
Lmao....this is sooo true, i can never bring home a B or under on my report card or else ill go through hell with my (african) parents.
maymichelle11 10 months ago
I swear I love this video , lmao . this is just how my dad acts ! good job , the one who was acting A's the dad was the funniest thing ever . my favorite part was when he said "little suzie that is at the top of her class ! and you're bringing home 95%!" lmao !
ikeechiheree 10 months ago 21
@ikeechiheree my dad acts just like this....."dahlin le kwe, come and see.....and you're standing their proud of your grades...."
HotCommodity88 1 month ago
SAY HELLO SAY HELLO SAY HELLO 2 UR FATHER!!! Lol
angelbabydaqueen1 10 months ago
LMAOOOOOOO! my parents are exactly the same
TheOsaie 10 months ago
lmao. but what i dont get is if the guy who played the son really had a nigerian accent or not
hotty355 10 months ago
A in soccer lmao
TupacAmaru4Life 10 months ago
this is so damn true especially how sarcastic theg are when theyre serious
123yutuber 10 months ago
There is ur son lemme watched BA RACK OBAMMAAA OOBAAMMMA OHH LOOK AT HIM!, lol
angelbabydaqueen1 10 months ago
lmfao say hello say hello say hello to your father you guys are gr8t
ikblackdude 11 months ago
Say HELLOOOO
ghanaianbeauty90 11 months ago 28
yo! yooob!! yoooo!this is off the hook !!! their parents are definitely Igbo {ibo} and mehn! they gat it raiiiiit!!!
OUSCA2003 11 months ago