Kay Jewelers - Storm Commercial - "Every Kiss Begins with... STAB!"

[Skippy1386]

I'm so glad other people caught the tone in that dudes voice! I'm honestly scared for that lady!

[donner06]

what grown woman is scared of thunder??  give me a #$@#$@ break

[michgoblue24]

DAMN RICH PEOPLE HERE!

[IcedCoffee81]

KAY IS SO GAY.

[ILOVEdance013]

Whatever. I'm going to Jared.

[Trixie76]

Cheesiest commercial ever. LOATH it.

[amiebien]

I would've like to be a fly on the wall during the pitch session for this masterpiece. It has backstory, people.

[BananaLord10176]

lol the girl whips her hair back when she heard the thunder XD, also wtf is with her voice at the end?

[Chubachus]

blood diamonds for all!

[seasaltchocolate]

@strohmin1 If you two ever get married, get her some weed after the divorce. It'll chill her out. 8|

[strohmin1]

I brought my girlfriend a kay jewellers diamond for one anniversary and all she wanted to do was cuddle with me and tell me how much she loved me. The next anniversary, I bought her some alcohol and got some great head. Boy did I learn a valuable lesson. I really misunderstood the message that Kay Jeweller diamonds send.

[jizonny]

Anal sex begins with K

[friendlyhoney1]

@jizonny lol

[seetherealme22]

Her acting is so...wow. Like. Laughing.

[BeerwithDonuts]

Oh, shit, it's getting near Christmas time, which means we're seeing these shitty commercials again.

[struckpassage]

It puts the necklace on its neck; it does this whenever it's told.

[HydroHunee]

@struckpassage Pahahahahahaha!!!!!

[eldavidthemavid]

When it says every kiss beings with kay, it sounds a bit demonic..

[genericjerk]

@eldavidthemavid

everyone thought I was crazy whenever I said that! I am glad I am not the only one. I dread when they start their x-mas commercials :/

[Gertofius1]

"Every kill begins with kay"

"Don't worry, I cut the phone lines and hid all the flashlights so we can be together forever"

[tenchi679]

who is the hot actress in this clip??

[TheHalluzination]

I hate this damn commercial. Fuck you, Kay. Diamond business is fuckin' bullshit anyway.

[92benno92]

Reddit.

[d19sbp]

The way they say "every kiss begins with kay" sounds like something from a horror movie O.e

[Chernobog2]

Fact: women love diamonds for their many industrial uses

[xQueenKristinx]

@Chernobog2 It's true.

[igrantyou]

@Chernobog2 ah valve, so much the comedy

[tmmsnj11]

...and then they had sex

[DAJ01]

"Here honey, let me hug your throat."

[WizardOfHumor1989]

Who's the actress? She is fucking hot!

[JrodLuvn]

Worst commercials ever!

[Percehonson]

They thought they were alone.

But materialistic love was in the cabin with them.

[brownie3492]

Does anyone know the actresses name in this commercial?

[MichiganFriedFilms]

Every kill begins with kay.

[MandyVin17]

Wow, I was hoping this commercial would be on here! My boyfriend and I crack up everytime we see it on tv. It's that BAD!

[BCJEntertainment247]

Knife begins with K, too.

[Charmolution]

"Don't let go... EVER."

[intwinpeaks3]

Bullshit. 

[QuotidianHegemony]

Anyone else think for a moment he pulled a gun or a knife on her due to the angle of that shot at 7 seconds in? haha. This was awful.

[KatyForever93]

@QuotidianHegemony YES!!!

[Kdrive23]

This commercial is bad not because of the serial killer vibe (which I definitely pick up on), but because in the year 2010 some woman needs some man to pat her on her silly little head and tell her he can protect her from some damn thunderstorm.

[jcoleCRNA]

ho...ly...shit. that was awful

[MsTessG]

This dude has "serial killer/stalker" written all over his face. I can't believe this commercial actually got the "ok" from top executives! Ha!

[klondike999]

This is the kind of guy you never want to divorce. I WILL ALWAYS BE HEAR...creepy.

[swell289]

"...and I always will be" In the Batman voice.

[zarcox1988]

the commercial is scary itself, it's storming outside, he has a creepy smile, and he says " I'm right here...and I will always will be!!!" in a murderous stare.

[lpog1]

This is the scene out of a chessy porno. All they need is that soft beat in the background.

[bmw328iproject]

This is the worst ad of all time.

[America1779]

THE CHEESIEST COMMERCIAL EVER THEIR MARKETING GROUP SHOULD BE FIRED

[uggy999]

0:11 – the woman has a man's hand!!!!!

[LlamaSensei]

I'm no feminist, but this kind of makes me mad.

[18aldu]

Is it Jeremy Sisto (Law & Order, Clueless)??

[tramaine1981]

Does anybody know the name of the (very creepy) male actor in this commerical?

[jtwfilms]

@tramaine1981 lemme know if you figure it out... i'm still really curious about who this guy is...

[quelcatastrophe]

at the beginning of the commercial i thought he was going to kill her. by the end i thought she was going to kill him and hang him in her closet

[kives1985]

What kind of grown ass woman is afraid of lightning? Seriously.

[tintinnabulationnnn]

@kives1985 I'm 21 and I don't enjoy thunderstorms. When I was younger, I was really afraid of them. Nowadays, I just get nervous when there is a thunderstorm because I get surprised by the lightning. I do sometimes - rarely - get afraid of them, but that's only if there's a chance of a tornado or it's storming really badly. I don't react like the girl in the commercial does, and I agree that this commercial is bogus.

[meeso12002]

I totally thought this guy seemed like a freaky ass murderer... creeper!

[icyfyeress]

Ah! What a cheese ass commercial. In a manly voice says, " And I always will be" lol Lame

[kurenia282]

This is so cute.

[xiDragonx]

He's so smiley and sincere when he says "I'm right here"... then it's just "AND I ALWAYS WILL BE." all serious like....

[firepaw129]

Ahahahaha, it's so BAD. It cracks me up :)

[werekid]

This guy sounds like Nick Cage.

[Lach1234]

"I'm right here, and I always will be"

*girl looks at mirror behind the man and sees a knife sticking out from the back of his pants.*

BUZZKILL...

[TheSALLYFACE]

Buffalo Bill's nephew.

[lovetolaugh545]

He's like "And I always will be" in a creepy voice, like he's mad

[Conowr]

Go Away Capitalism

[KaronaPlumVTG]

this is so horrifyingly bad! i love it!

[zanderandshiloh]

2 second emotion change BAHHHHaaaa.

[radiolands]

i heard paul f tompkins talk about this on a podcast. he also mentioned how when they sing "every kiss begins with kay" theres an unnervingly deep man's voice to really bring their message across

[Kittylovr]

Every creepy guy shops at Kaye apparently...

[lH0VA]

HERP DERP LIGHTNING

[stevenownsgawek]

i was expecting a parody......lame

[Kaname441]

Every Kill begins with Kay!

[donnieaveryfan17]

CREEP

[Lollitia]

I'm insulted....

[missfanpire612]

dude all the guys in these are da shit they give them fugly necklaces instead of proposing...WTF

[LyRiiEmily]

"i always will be. no seriously. ive been watching you. forever. for real."

every kiss begins with kay!~

[ejstinybaby]

OmG! i am sooo glad someone else thinks this!! I think the very same thing EVERY time I watch it! He is sooo gonna kill her....LOL

[SuperWhofan1]

Is this girl hot?.......I can't tell.

[Jee120]

The guy is hype as hell when she gets scared.."Im right here" calm down...look at his face

[tacticaltrigger]

It'd be funny if someone spoofed this and instead of giving her a necklace, the guy gives his a severed finger with a ring on it

[aylaandshelby]

all i have to say is LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tequierOxxmucho]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL<ROFLROFLR­OFLROFLROFL shit makes me laugh stabstab

[reversereverie]

Why is the old guy from Disturbia in this?

[thompsonericka]

wow cheesiest video i have ever seen. STUPID!

[irockemlidat]

@thompsonericka HAHAHA LMAO right?! i dont understand how a diamond makes me think ill be protected and since when does jewelry seal a man's promise to always be there?? smh.

[songxdance]

This commercial...is...wow, yikes. Gender stereotypes? Yeah. Generally creepy? Ohhh, yeah.

[Glitterskullrock]

Isn't that what Rose said to Jack in the end of Titanic before she hogged the door and let him die. Maybe the man should be afraid of the woman....

[josie1237]

every kiss Begins with GAY

[lilalexbmx]

@josie1237 good one faggot

[josie1237]

@lilalexbmx

r u mad i said it 1st =-P

[all6witnesses]

haha cheesy!

[luvjb95]

nothings worse then being all siked that UCLA is winning in basketball,(commercial break) this shit comes on, ruins the fucking game

[beholdfateknocks]

@luvjb95 no joke man, this commercial is about as big of a big game buzzkill as sarah mclaughlin's abused animal super bowl commercial.

[blainestarr23]

what a big buncha bologna.

[CaptainDipnDots]

This commercials so dumb and she should be more scared of that dude than the thunder

[PowerGlove79]

@CaptainDipnDots EXACTLY what I was thinking. Everytime I see this commercial on tv and he says "and I always will be". I'm thinking to myself "RUN BITCH RUN"!!!!!

[mercmarc]

Imagine being a grown woman and being scared of a storm? Jewelry for anniversaries or engagements is okay i guess. But places like Kay jewelers is out to convince guys that if you dont buy your spouse/ gf expensive shiny things every x-mas your a loser. Hey people wake up, thats all it is, expensive useless, thingsave a little imagination or actually take some time to find out what your spouses interests are and buy auseful practical gift that actually means something.

[mercmarc]

Dont let go..... ever motherfucker , or ill take all this stupid jewelry youve bought over the years and sell it for pennies on the dollar if im lucky, then smoke crack with my boyfriend LL cool J.

[loveMichael5809]

I EFFING HATE THIS COMMERCIAL!

[lanandlaubff]

Why the crap is this so cheesey. The girl acted like she was gonna die :|

[Lthrfce1]

It's Casanova from "Kiss The Girls" movie!

[abraga4691]

so cheesy!

[birdiegrvs]

ahahaha her turn was so overly dramatic lmaoo

[PZR213]

Everything about this spot sucks.

[MaterazziSoccer16]

HAHAHAHA

[Chr0nixRH]

how unrealistic...

[PinkoLady]

Even when the larger image of the pendant appears, it wraps around her arms and NECK like a rope. CREEPY.

[snizrock]

creepiest commercial ever!

[penrynsdreams]

The big secret is that the murderer is ME and I'm not killing a person I'm killing this vomitatious commercial.

[dsalvatier]

This total bullshit.

[lilmurfer]

I don't think anything gets gayer than this.

[jeisem34821]

i swear to god that guy does porn. look him up. no joke!!!

[hydra513]

This commercial cracks me up. It is so over the top with the stereotypes, creepy innuendo and lousy production values that it almost HAD to be intentional. These (and yes, she is kinda hot, too) do make it "memorable". Which is what a good commercial should do. These people might not be the idiots that they look like.

[360floflyer]

I wish things worked out this nice for me my proposal was a fucking bust looking back I wonder how i ever got married haha

[victorhng]

i 'm right here and i'll always will be, lol

[AKAcronny]

Having trouble believing this is an undoctored commercial. Just too creepy.

[PinkoLady]

@AKAcronny Well, I see it on tv all the time, unfortunately.

[TarynAria]

I love you so much I just can't help stabbing you in the heart. Nobody else can ever have you! Now to make sweet love to your corpse forever and ever!

[saachica07]

he really does sound like nic cage

[frogbrothers1]

I, for one, think the commercial as whole; flows as smoothly as a TRAIN WRECK.

Hokey, stupid and last century. But hey, at least there is something to make fun of.

[Bidcon]

yes the first time i saw this i was like This guy is a serial killer.... run girl

[jpavantography]

I'm glad somebody was as equally AFFECTED by the creepiness in his line delivery "...and I always will be". Your comments are pricelessly perfect - and thanks for posting!

[aileendq]

Does anyone know who the actors in this video are or where I can find out? TY!

[frogbrothers1]

@aileendq

Here is the thing, they are NOT actors! How could you include them in that category?;>)

[TiedayFriday]

"Wrong size!! Well darn! I guess we should take it back to Kay Jewelers where there's plenty of lights, and, uh, cops..."

[TreesOfBaylor]

"(unenthusiastic) I'm right here, and I always will be"

[Horses4ever8]

"i'm rigt here. with a knife behind your back"

[IriathZhul]

Someone HIRE that guy. He'll be a perfect villain in a Dexter episode.

[Bbannann]

This creeped me out so much the first time I saw it.

[TheYvonnep]

haha this commercial is to funny "YOU KNOW THAT COULDVE BEEN FAKE!!" "WHAT A DUMBASS!!" AHOO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY AFTERWORDS RIGHT" "RUN GIRL RUN" "BULLSHIT HE DONT LOVE YOU" HAHAH LMFAO

[iamonlyhuman25]

i'm so glad i'm not alone thinking killer whe yah see this commercial

[Culiccidae]

Don't be startled by the scary noises outside, darling. I'm here to protect you. Here's a shiny rock to keep you occupied.

[smokygouda]

Really? They're fucking serious? I know the industry desperately clings to barraging men with the message that they don't really love women and women won't love them unless they give their ladies lots of jewelry, but Kay really had to go that extra mile and show that you can't leave a woman alone for a minute, because a random flash of lightning will spook her like a horse. Lovely.

[grantbulldogs5]

he's getting laid tonight

[melao9]

I always yell LAME! at the TV when he says "and I always will be" lame!

[lilmissnisa]

zomg teh thunderz i is scurred. What a pathetic depiction.

[harris300]

"I'm right here,"... as he pull out a shank and guts her.

[santran]

She acted just like my dog in a storm.

[femail63011]

That thunder was so scary she had to jump into his arms. Gimme a break!!

[SmileAtJesus]

I have never disliked a commercial more.....

[nickqschuster]

so what about that fucked up voice that says "every kiss begins with k" it sounds like a transvestite the way they mixed the voices

[toonsmyth]

@nickqschuster So it's NOT just me! My mom says it's supposed to be Santa Claus. I think it sounds more Satanic.

[gaizee]

this is the worst acting i have ever seen...ever haha "don't let go......ever"

[KLamArtist77]

This cracks me up all the time! It's so funny how his voice changes & becomes really low when he says, ".....and I always will be"! It's very creepy.

[hxcponx91]

Creepiest commercial ever

[o0treefingers0o]

what a creeper.

[justanotheraccounton]

"i'm right here..." WTF!?! Is that his daughter or wife?

[ginsunh]

"I'm right here ...... in case you couldn't feel the creepy hot breath against the back of your neck."

[dantheman992004]

what a fucking douche. id kick his ass. what a fucking tool.

[OricalPenguinPro]

I thought this was one of the creepiest comercials for a jeweler LMAO The way the guy says I always will be ROFL

[Kunaigurl101]

lol wow nice ;) haha jewelry commercials are always so corny....but this one is well stalkerish haha

[trvr82]

Don't let go...of my cock...ever.

[ff2paladin]

@trvr82

Wait, which of them is saying that? The guy or the "woman"?

[FilipinaPrinsesa]

luv this commercial itz soo cute

[Negzn]

OMG the thunder is going to get me! Save me strong man!

[181awesomeness]

da fuck was that?!

[werty302]

kreepy

[lighthope]

Wait, did they just use CGI to superimpose restraints on her? Ewww, creepy! Are serial killers Kay's new target market?

[K3nnyg22]

Wait, wheres Jason?? 

[zwortnik]

"Kill isn't kill. Kill is Blue. Kill is baby. Kill is mayonnaise garden. Kill is everything you ever wanted. Kill is kiss. Kill is kiss. Kill is kiss. Kill is kiss. Kill is kiss."

[Parad0xDJ]

wWTF man. no seriously...WTF. This comment is boss in a retarded cild kind of way

[jstohler]

Is the woman retarded? She jumps like she's never heard thunder before.

[DevinWCFHester]

Why the hell does she get scared? SHE WAS WATCHING LIGHTNING! Geez, I've seen better acting from Ben Afleck, Brendan Fraser and Porn stars. Well.... maybe not the 1st two

[i8religion]

"DONT LET GO....EVER" HAHAHAHAHAH gayyyyyyyyy

[Cutie3pnt1415]

"If you like this rock and chain, wait until you see the chain I have waiting for you in the basement... The rock it's attached to is nice and sturdy..."

[Cutie3pnt1415]

I'm officially boycotting Kay...

FUCK YOU KAY JEWELERS!

[mihammer1]

He should open the box and there should be a finger or an ear.

[MLH]

Looks like the beginning of an HBO porno...XD

[conradpazura]

this guy has never got laid in his life

[cydarte]

very creepy ad. i'm surprised it's still up and running.

and i agree - a man being strong and extolling feelings of safety is lovely - but this guy - my first thought was a hatchet man. creepy

[lingtoness]

"I'm right here... and I always will be."

"Okay well after this vacation's over, I'm going home. Just sayin. You can stay here if you want though."

[SuperRawr789]

That is sextis Ahhh thunder I am so scared

[MattWn20]

FUCK THAT WAS GOOD!