The 5 Rules of Seagal...

[OneAndOnlyBillyJ]

There are NO innocent people in Steven Seagal films! You're either with him or against him, it's just that simple. Don't get in Steven's way and you won't get your ass beat!

[mrmalaysia1]

Rule1 is the best. 

[Tibiable]

great rules ! innocent people always get beaten in bars !

[DanFrederiksen]

nicely done : )

[TheSubject2]

Stormtrooper syndrome!

[peposo7]

You are not innocent if you wave your hands in front of him, if you touch him, or look suspicious. Being in the wrong place, he will have to make sure there's a can of whoop-ass for everyone.

[eddiereyes1988]

Message to Seagal....Chuck Norris will whoop that ass in the octagon like you got bad grades and you wont even have to be in the same weight class

[oldmanmike89]

Steven Seagal never makes love. Ever. He takes people to the bank... the pleasure bank

[harrow177]

I liked rule number 2. He never reloads.. ever! My goodness, this guy keeps shooting until the thug gets shot dead. Must be hundreds of bullets being fired. Wicked!!

[peposo7]

@harrow177 He's got a gameshark integrated.

[Settlers6]

@harrow177 Well, in the movie he reloads, but I like this list anyways (Seagal reloads in pretty much every movie, by lifting his gun in the air and letting the clip fall out, it's almost like a signature move XD)

[vancecoledotcom]

LOL, not a real baby

XD

[dlseth2]

Rule 3 in false; the people that get smacked are guilty of being stupid enough to go up against Seagal. So innocent, my ass!

[turkish100500]

29 shots :D

[wwowdude]

wtf chuck norris is 71 years old?

[UrbanTiger74]

Whaaaa!? Nipple shot at 1:24. Very nice, great success. LOL!!!!

[ThomasDemko]

Response to rule 2:

It's called a '45' for a reason.

[littleteethkeith]

I celebrate Above The Law up to Exit Wounds. Is anything post Exit Wounds worth watching?

[MultiUncensored]

@littleteethkeith driven to kill

[chaospl85]

Seagal is a super hero! with unlimited Bullet lol

[InkGraff]

ahahahahahaha lolololololol lmfao

this is great

lol i saw this and i saw a film with him in it a few days after...the film with the black cop?

i dont remember the title

and it was pretty much like this

i cracked up.

[firestarter199515]

@InkGraff The Glimmer Man

[CopperHeart0718]

Nipple!!!

[kiawase]

this is real funny . thanks !!!!

[PianistEmoMusicLover]

lol 2nd one cracked me up

[bamatommy]

Funny :)

[fnsnfar]

great

[drpalfi]

Is there anybody who know this song under the video? Please, name it.