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  • maybe they should stick to stick to using bodily excretions for a name if they don't go for p-nes

  • It better be more powerful. That sucks if it is just playing catch up like you say.

  • P-NES how cool is that?! :P

  • Though funny. The P-NES sound stronger and harder than the little Wii.

  • I really don't think I should have laughed that hard when you said P-NES.

  • The Wi is basicly a playstation one (graphix wise), the 360 (got one), is a playstation 2 1/2 (500mb), and the ps3 is not the power pc it trying to be(around 800mb),1 Gig graphix cards cost $80 on ebay, come on console makes, where's the new console ? I'm getting old.

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  • @jckzz Yes, I know that thickshit, And the Wii doesn't push past 480P, so what's your point?

  • @jckzz its just pixels calm your boner

  • Wow, the PNES joke is pretty old dude... It originally stood for the Portable Nintendo Entertainment System. Ever heard of a site called Gamefaqs? (though, it might have started before it was on that site, that's just when I first heard of the joke 5 years ago...)

  • @Blake69able Yes dickhead, it's an obvious joke, any fucking moron can see that, and I'm sure it has been made for quite some time.

  • @Blunty3000 Wow dude, I was just saying. Take it easy and don't hate on you viewers just cause you said something that you didn't clarify you knew as being old.

  • @Blake69able It's true, you are a dickhead.

  • @kipperpates Name calling on the Internet is also an obvious joke that any fucking moron can see is a waste of time, but thanks for the both of you proving that there are some that still haven't reached that intelligence level.

  • @Blake69able And god said, let there be trolls!

  • @Blake69able Never heard this joke before, umadbro?

  • Hopefully the P-NES won't be too *big* for gamers to handle.

  • "What should we do tonight, hunny?"

    "I dunno. Play with my P-Nes?"

  • "My P-Nes is bigger and more powerful than yours!"

  • What if the Nintendo P-Nes was their next *handheld* console after 3DS?

    "Portable, lightweight and fits perfectly in your hand. Nintendo P-Nes. Take it with you everywhere!"

  • "Trade in your Wii for a P-Nes"

  • i love the way he says dipshits

  • hd wii wii maybe

    

  • HUUR DUUR Gonna quote Blunty and just say "lol nintendo p-nes huur"

  • Nintendo P-nes lol

  • They'll call it game and watch

  • Son what are you doing?

    nothing mom im just playing with my p-nes

  • who wants to play my P-NES at my house

  • How about the "Much More Powerful Nintendo Entertainment System"

    or the MM P-NES for short

  • I'm gonna start saying goodbye to my ps3..Nintendo will now be at the top once again! Unless ps or xbox decide to steal Nintendo ideas and make a new console. -___-

  • so gimmick is gunna be 3d again am i the only one thinking this

  • @babiemariopwns Yes you are the only one thinking that :)

  • Oh man this was fun!

    Nintendo P-NES vs Sega PINGAS, now thats somthing i'd like to see!

  • THE PNES WTF BLUNTY maybe we should get hard to tht new name and actually also start talkuing abpout the new Playstation Sex toy controller known as the Playsation Dildo because PS3s slogan is it only does everything so it must also direct porno XD

  • Super Game Wii 64

  • nintendo: When you make the new Super Smash Bros, take tripping off!

  • Nintendo 128???

  • ultra nintendo

  • How can people not like this bloke?

  • the wii is a sick system.....when your high

  • Super Wii 64

  • What's the Wii called in french? Oui.

    -gets shot for making lame joke-

  • HAHAHAHAHA Lol

  • I CANT WAIT TILL THE P-NES CUMS OUT XD

  • @ThePinkWranger Hay-oh! Zing! XD

  • just compare old school game to new gen games, old school was a good funky storyline (look at mario's or dk's or fox's or link's one) a freaking good gameplay (IDK for u but Super Mario World has one of the best gameplay of any game so far) a freaking huge intense difficulty (Contra III, Ghoul's n Ghost, Battletoad), it was so freaking good, now its all about Multiplayer (CoD, MAG, Battlefield, GoW) with good graphic, I still play retro game decades later, wont be the same with "new gen" game...

  • @GamingJoeMan You can't compare the storytelling in battletoads to mass effect, or uncharted to super mario world.

    Gameplay wise, retro games were, and always will be classics, but the stories are BLOWN OUT OF THE WATER by games N64 onwards.

  • @GamingJoeMan By the way I own and play on: 1.game and watch 2.Nes 3.Snes 4,Sega Master system 5.Sega megadrive 6.Sega saturn 7.sega dreamcast 8. Neo-geo colour pocket 9. gameboy 10. Gameboy colour 11. Gameboy advance 12. Atari Jaguar 13. N64 14. PS1 15. PS2 16. Gamecube 17. Wii 18. PS3 19. PC That list was in no particular order. Don't talk to me about retro gaming like your the king because you watch AVGN.
  • . what's the point of going HD when you are playing kids games anyway. only thing they have to do is add a dvd/blu-ray player to boost sales.

  • @regtracker HD and decent texture filtering and anti-aliasing abilities would add to any game, no matter what graphical style, as it makes that 'kiddy' style much nicer to look at.

    You wouldn't say 'what's the point of releasing kids' films on blu-ray?'

    The extra graphical ability doesn't mean you HAVE to use it to make ultra-realistic games. I wish people could separate the phrases 'graphics matter' and 'all games should look like crysis maxed.

    Use the power to make more beautiful games.

  • @hknuddv you seem to forgot all those games before 2000-2005 that had horrible graphic, but that everyone loved so much because of the gameplay, graphic doesnt matter, really, it only matter to the new generation of spoiled baby brat who got monster pc and dont know how to use them, sorry if I may sound harsh, but gaming is only about graphic + multiplayer since the years 2000's + and thats a shame coz so many game suck so bad coz theres only a multiplayer and no storyline and bad gameplay

  • @GamingJoeMan You don't sound harsh, you sound stupid.

    1. Pre-2000 Those games on PS1 and N64 looked amazing. Amazing. But graphical abilities progress, and nintendo stopped keeping up with the wii. Yes, nintendo have always lagged a little in the graphics department, but a little is fine. With the wii they are still near enough two generations behind.

    2. Jesus christ man, look in front of your eyes, games like uncharted 2, portal 1+2, Fable, mass effect 1+2 and mario galaxy are modern games.

  • man best joke at the end and your a fellow aussie! :) im subbed to you now hope to see great stuff ^_^

  • Will it feature LONGER and HARDER games? 

  • pingas

  • Whew that just made my day.

  • Well, in sweden we have a brand of cat-food called "Pussi", so nothings impossible.

  • Funny how a lot of people think the new console won't work out if it is only as powerful as an Xbox 360 like rumours suggest. A console no where near as powerful as its inevitable competition?! Yawn. I'm not sure why they would think that, looking at a successor to a system that garnered massive amounts of success and money doing exactly what they think will cause this next one to fail. Pattern recognition failure?

  • It simply will not be good enough for nintendo to make a next generation console that simply matches the features and graphics of the current generation, they need to seriously outdo them.

    It doesn't take a genius to see that sony and microsoft will be planning their consoles, and that nintendo needs to advance about 1.5 generations to catch up

    Or you could do the smart thing and build a pc.

  • @hknuddv oh yeah.. so tell me, since when Nintendo had stronger console then sony or ms? compare playstation 1 to 64... 64 ram to 128 ram, ps1 has twice as much power that n64, but it never stopped n64 to sold massively, same goes with gc vs xbox and ps2... Nintendo were NEVER about graphic, but more about GAMEPLAY and STORYLINE, you seriously know nothing about gaming industry if you think that it will not sold because it will "only" match 360 and ps3 graphic, its huge 4 Nintendo... rly huge

  • @GamingJoeMan if you think of all those AMAZING games nintendo made with shitty graphic, you cant imagine how great the gameplay of nintendo + storyline of nintendo + graphic of ps3 will = in the future, its gonna kick massive balls, its from Nintendo, its not from shitty Microsoft or high-tech expensive Sony... its Nintendo! they have lived from gaming for decades (unlike both microsoft and Sony who has other product, like tv or pc), how can you even forget that... how... I mean... Nintendo ftw

  • @GamingJoeMan I'm a PC gamer. Converted from console gamer. I realised the console manufacturers were charging money for features and games I could have on my pc.

    There's so much bitterness and hatred around console gaming, it seems a bit pointless really.

    All I was pointing out was that Sony and Microsoft's consoles quite clearly have many more features than nintendo's wii does.

    All the consoles have great games, but only two have the features.

    I don't care what you say, graphics matter.

  • @hknuddv People who say graphics don't matter remind me of those hipster photographers.

    You wouldn't by a 1940s television with a tiny screen, because 'picture quality doesn't matter, or an ancient 1800s camera, because the sepia is secondary to the subject matter.

    Use graphics creatively, yes. But that doesn't mean graphics don't matter.

    Graphical prowess would enable nintendo to do beatiful things with series like super mario galaxy for example.

  • @hknuddv if I can wacth AVATAR on bluray on that little 1940s tv I woulndnt care....its Fckin AVATAR

  • @SONICTH18 Avatar? Surely you mean 'Pocahontas: The Remix'

  • @hknuddv I was just pointing out how nintendo is living (from gaming and only gaming) and how it lived through decades of constant fighting vs sega, sony and microsoft, Nintendo still tops everyone and will now kick some massive balls by joining xbox and ps with HD, this is way bigger than you can even think about, I cant stop thinking about Ocarina Of Time would look like in HD, would kick some massive balls

    Nintendo already has good gameplay + good storyline, adding graphic just own MS & sony

  • do I want to play with my wii? or play with my p-nes?

  • Wii's been sitting there so long, it's been growing a BEAVER in the last few months!!!

  • but I just bought a wii.....

  • after 3:20 is hilarious

  • I like that idea...

  • Lmfao I totally did not see that cumming

  • THE NINTENDO WII WII

  • Originally the Wii was schduled to be called the Nintento Revolution

  • you look like wheezywaiter :D

  • You make the best tech videos on youtube!!!!!!!!! just thought u should know that :P

    P-Nes hahahaha

  • p-nes.... is the controler called a d-ldo? xDDD

  • You earn 1 internets for creativity.

    Wii 2 or Wii HD would be pretty stupid from a marketing perspective. Casual gamers would think, "Well why would I need Wii HD, my Wii is fine". The name should include Wii (IF the new console is a successor to the Wii concept, which I quite honestly do not hope for), but it needs to imply that this is something way more powerful, something that makes the Wii look like a cheap, old toy, so Wii-craving children would want one as soon as they hear the name

  • lmao

  • nintendo P-nes:

    because games shouldn't be so hot.

    cool joke.

  • Talking about going back to the roots, they should call it "Revolution" as they where going to call the "Wii" in the first place "Nintendo Revolution" would suit it best!

  • p-nes jokes lol

  • your vids are awesome

  • i think the consoles that they gonna announce this year E3 are:

    PS4

    Xbox 720 (or Xbox 3)

    Wii 2 (or Wii HD)

    PSP

  • @daswada9

    no.

  • 2:16 Haha!

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  • LMFAO! P-NES.

  • WiiWii

  • hmm...hears a name

    the WDS

  • only boost the graphic to hd, well they will still yave the weakest system, since the other two companys will probaly boost there next system as well.

  • @zebure yeah, in like 3 to 4 years later.

  • @brinztar Well since there are rumours about 3 Big console are going to be annonce this year.

    1 is probaly psp

    1 is the wii 2 hd

    Last one??

  • @zebure 3DS noob

  • @GuyFromNebraska

    you do realise that the 3ds is already out, and that it was annonce last year.

    So noob on you

  • well for me the ganeplay is the most important part, but if nintendo want an stronger third party system i do understand why they need to have an much more powerful system. still if they are going to create an system and

  • Woa, Nintendo is still around ? Thought they gave up years up /sarcasm

    I expect nothing impressive from any new Nintendo system. I read somewhere it should be slightly better than PS3/360.. "Slightly" ? Figures, its Nintendo.

    I'll stick with my top of the line graphics on my PC and I'll keep my PS3 around for when friends come over.

  • They should:

    a) Change the menu of the console. While this one is still fine, it should be polished so it fits with the HD.

    b) Bring in their version of rewardable achievements/trophies (as these are quite useless, or in other words, there is not much of a point in them and in your gamerscore (what is the difference between someone who has 1000GS or guy who has 120.000GS)) With rewardable, I mean some points for store or something.

    c) Avatars should me WAY more customizable like on the xbox 360.

  • i honestly couldnt care what its like, as long as it has some good games/sequals to past games, instead of fucking CARNIVAL GAMES!!!!!!!!!

  • I bet it will be called the nintendo Zii, nintendo trademarked that name a year ago

  • the pnes i think they r gonna do this, geez id buy it only cause of that name

  • haha, the, P-NES, classic!! 

  • guys, the wii was names like we as in multiplayer

    also i think it'll have body tracking liek kinect

  • NES-R Nintendo Entertainment System Revolution... just saying it would be a nice name for it

  • Oh my god, I laughed so hard with the P-Nes xD Oooh that's a good one Blunty =D

  • Wii Wii

    Pii

  • New Smash brothers, thats all I care about.

  • hahaha instead of wii2 call it the WiiWii! hahaha jk jk not really

    

  • XD brilliant

  • If this genius console makes me GET UP OFF MY ASS and MOVE AROUND I will beat myself up with my ass.

  • I highly doubt they will announce a new console at E3 this year.

  • ... P-NES?

    SERIOUSLY?

  • wii is the worse console i even like n64 more than the wii

  • @Zomb1eX doesnt everyone?

  • @cooksey13 ikr...

  • @Zomb1eX ikr?

  • @cooksey13 i know right =ikr

  • this man is a legend

  • THE NINTENDO PUU!

  • ''Mummy! Can I get the P-NES for my birthday? Pleaseeee!''

  • would have been gold had you not reacted.

  • I would've thought Nintendo would be ahead by now, I don't get why they're so far behind. ( This excludes 3DS vs other handhelds. )

  • I really shouldn't have laughed at the p-nes jokes.

  • so ya going to E3 or what mate?

  • Great joke! I burst out laughing at the look of your face when u said it!

  • I'd love to see your P-NES in HD

  • P-NES is genius

  • But will it blend?

  • @Turner1592 No! Thats Just Wrong. *Will it blend??*

  • "It's more powerful because gaming shouldn't be hard." *Laugh*

  • funny =D

  • Its helarious how u tryed keeping a straight face the first time u said p-NES

  • Imagen if you wanted to borrow someones:

    "Excuse me, can I play with your P-NES"

  • @G0Studios What kind of dickwad just asks to borrow HOME consoles?

  • btw when is E3 this year

  • @hellfigter12345 June...check on internet for exact date...but its on June

  • call it nintendo248 bit^^

  • Amazing concept

  • Blunty that's the smartest idea I've ever heard!

  • Lmao, I spit water everywhere when you suggested it be called the P-NES! Brilliant :)

  • Looks like all my savings for the 3DS is now going to this.

  • Will this system come with a condom to put on the controller too?

  • Everyone loves penis jokes, yeeeep :)

  • hehehe.... P-NES.... penis... get it, hehehehe

    

  • wIII hd may beein 3d?

    so moer power 3.6 ghz cpu 9coer

    we see if it is is dvd or bue ray or sumthing new??

    will IBM cpu in it ?

    will bee full 1080 p or 1080 i ?

    will it work wif old Nintendo ?

  • The thing that made it for me was how straight-faced you were in the delivery. XD

  • OMG! It's been like 5 minutes that I've watched the video and I'm STILL LAUGHING with P-NES joke! XD

    I fell like Joey from tv series Friends laughing with this kinda of jokes! xP

    You are a GENIUS! I hope this catch on websites about gaming/tech until the release of the real name 'cuz then It would be just more and more laughs and maybe a nice way to make nintendo release, at least the name, sooner. xD

  • People play Wii?

  • Shiny New! Coming to a store near you. (small text)*After being previously released 1 year ago in Japan.*

  • HAHAHAHAHAH too many intentional puns haha

  • blunty I recently subscribe to your channel. I find your reviews and information on various things a great help. So keep it up blunty.

  • LOL too funny

  • I like the way you hold your hand out to accomodate the p-nes

    very pro

  • When I get my P-NES I will sell my WIi on eBay, and when the next console is out, I will ask my friend if he wants my P-NES

  • @BillyandBoby

    So you want a second hand on your P-NES?

  • I wonder if I could connect my P-NES with my friends...

  • Thumbs up for the Nintendo Iiw?

  • A name for new Nintendo console?

    Ich, Ni (1, 2 in Japanese)

    Wii 2

    Wii Ni

    in 3D?

    3D Weenie

  • if they let that console free it will be the end of all us NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • Nice info Blunty mate. Hope Nintendo pull their finger out for 3DS releases.

  • ChampChong stole your P-NES joke..

  • The 1080p-nes... it's more wii than you can handle.

  • I really want to call the thing with this name. It would be awesome for it's popularity, it gonna become a media sensation!

  • i allready have pnes

  • I think it should be dark brown and called the Nintendo Puu.

    Cus I'm that mature

  • I will only buy it if they actualy call it the p-nes!

  • P-NES

    not for pussies

  • what about

    wiiwii

    ge it 2 wiis :)