Dong Zhuo: I shall protect the Emperor...at the price of one woman per day and fifteen bottles of wine. If you do not comply I shall capture him and then eat him.
Dong Zhuo Troop: But you've technically already captured him.
Dong Zhuo: SHUT UP! I JUST WANT WINE, GOLD AND WOMEN! IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK FOR!?
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PR
ESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.
Dong Zhuo- Why are you so frightened?!
Soldier- Because you just sliced and disemboweled someone
softndsmooth 8 months ago
The ten eunuchs are awesome.
anythingnew 9 months ago
"From this day forward i will contro----I i mean--- Protect! Yes, protect the emperor!"
darktooth57 1 year ago 2
dong zhuo did this for the doughnuts.
gamefaqser 1 year ago
Dong Zhuo: I shall protect the Emperor...at the price of one woman per day and fifteen bottles of wine. If you do not comply I shall capture him and then eat him.
Dong Zhuo Troop: But you've technically already captured him.
Dong Zhuo: SHUT UP! I JUST WANT WINE, GOLD AND WOMEN! IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK FOR!?
Lu Bu: I have come to kill you Dong Zhuo.
Dong Zhuo: F--
Dong Zhuo Troop: Apparently so.
BloodfelX 1 year ago
Dong Zhuo - From this day forward....I will protect the Emperor!!
Emperor inside the carriage - Uh Oh!!....Not Good!!
chazychaz14265 1 year ago
That is one of the funniest screams I've ever heard! Soldiers in DW 4/5 are so funny.
CrashnSpyro4Evar 1 year ago
lol the guy in the art sounds funny
wudude13 1 year ago
AAAAAH
WHY R U SO FRIGHTENED
I SAW UR FACE
TNAMAN210 1 year ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PR
ESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.
SofstersSofia 1 year ago
DZ : Why are you so frightened?!
Soldier : I'm not frightened just excited to finally see the Pillsbury Dough Boy!!!!
LingFangKou 1 year ago 2
Mneeeeahhh
Aaronicus 2 years ago
AAAAAH!
WHY ARE YOU SO FRIGHTENED!?!?
bportclipper 2 years ago
wow dong zhuo sliced his face right off
Crazy4Games3 2 years ago
lol Dong Zhuo knows how to get the job done.
FlyingBurritoMan 2 years ago 11