Tuesday

[meganinfante]

Hi sweetheart, is mommy or daddy home? Oh they're not? Do y-- Do you know if they're happy with their long distance service?" I LOLED.

[baseballstudd100]

i could see a guy jus blow uplierally

if his job sucks like that

[iYoungRJ]

This is an Monday.

[NinjaKittyGoesMew]

Damn...It was kind of like a smack in your face wake up call that you shouldn't be dicks to other people. Everyone has to make a living one way or another right? Good job btw

[wwolf656]

lol XD umm okay then that was sorta weird still rlly funny thou XD

[raywj1fan]

isn't april 11 thursday??? xD

[bunnygurl2000]

awwwwww... i really wanted him to find someone who would accept his offer. I feel bad for all the times I messed with telemarketers now...

[mmodnao]

Call me and I'll switch. I don't care about your offer, I'll switch!

[Perryoo]

I was a telemarketer for half a year, and man..

Toughest job I've ever had tbh.

[FlasKamel]

I like your nose, it's kinda funny in a sweet way

[zof31091]

almost made me cry...I love it! :P you guys are talented!!

[falloutboy752]

Hi jesus...o wait jesus sorry one momento! lol thts my favorite part u guys r the best on youtube!

[GuapoMan17]

I've watched quite a few of your vids and i think they are great! Keep up the good work guys. Oh btw, Waffle is Genius!! haha

[3gz0n9991]

Hi jesus oh hey zus ahahhaa

[JD1822]

love your comedy style. fits my everyday life hahah. keep it up man

[awkwardpictures]

@JD1822 Hey thank you very much! Glad you liked the short!

[patpatomegatron]

@awkwardpictures short? it was fucking 5 minutes

[stargater07]

Hey dude I like the videos, i think you have a good future ahead of you :D

[awkwardpictures]

@stargater07 THANK YOU! That's nice of you to say

[Oatmeal1400]

That was funny. I'm subscribing.

[zabezabe]

i don't get the ending?

a few good lines like the jesus.

[ChargersFanForLyfe]

I want to be a telemarketer just to see how MEAN people can be. I would only be a telemarketer for like a day but, it would be funny imo.

[russmaw]

Thats exactly what it's like.

[Carl481]

This is legendary! 5/5

[GodlyMike28x]

"let me aks you this, let me aks you this" lmao. Payman is awesome!

[MrDarcyzPP]

you guys are the shit...check us out too. We're just loading our vids...they're a little different.

[DMNcinema]

haha you guys are really talented! Im surprised you guys dont have more subscribers! Most videos you make have great quality!

[awkwardpictures]

Thank you DMNcinema! We really appreciate that!

[smelkos]

being as you do not post that many more vids on youtube what other projects you guys doing? seriously you guys got talent no problem making money doin comedy sketches

[TheLips75]

@awkwardpictures i gonna recomend you to many people,your style is new and bold.good luck 4 the future!

[AcrosstheHallGuys]

haha so depressing at the end but so hilarious

[brittanyjanosky]

I love the Jesus part. You did that so well.

[awkwardpictures]

thanks brittany!

[haseo700]

OMG!, poor guy!

[chickletpudding]

hahahahaha :D

[bcrvideo]

LOL!! Very funny.

[beastdrummer555]

i am gonna do that when a telemarketer calls me !

[smakabitch]

Aww i felt bad for the guy... Telemarketers are people too!! lol

[waverlyflams]

oh man that was so sad.

[missdanibear]

This video actually made me feel really bad for hanging up on telemarketers lol

[mmaski]

holy shit that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrFreeStufff]

haha im jus trying to make that dollars man

[Danielsback]

what an Iranian

[ch00b7]

you should have taken the wrapper that used to hold some cheese.

[carranzapz]

such a bad video

[nielstheman]

wtf why?

[yooottooob]

Payman, that was really good. Makes me want to hug a telemarketer. and I know that was your ultimate goal.

[DubsRocks]

what kind of music is this, sounds like it should be in mad men or something.

[andrewm153351]

very very good.

[kleinundleise]

LOL xD the hang up <3 I have gotten some pretty crazy telemarketeers calling me though... salesguy: "HI I'm selling blahblahblah" me: "Well... no thanks." salesguy: "BUT IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!" me: "Sure, but I don't want it." salesguy: "...Do you HAVE to be so pissed off?" me: "I'm not pissed off!" salesguy: "Was it something I did!?" me: "No... no." salesguy: "Well, I'll call you back when you feel better!" AND HE HUNG UP ON ME

[ryan50ryan]

tyrone? whazup man, how you feeling?

hahahahaha

[rowin09]

in this recession people gotta make a living

[ChickenSaladz]

It's STEVEN.

[Zapupinthesky]

man that soooooo funny :D

[dysmorphia0]

the jesus bit was gold

[goozbye]

ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the last one :S

[granpastreetz]

I'm a telemarketer............it sucks.dont do it. lol

[Tanzarian]

Just tryin to make that dollars man

[Nightxfox12]

whahahaha, epic!

[ushrark]

lolz jesus

[Espeo92]

wow it'd suck to have that job... especially with a douche like that last guy lol

[Sergeantspoon]

the last part broke my heart lol

[bigfrmrb]

I know i waz like OMGF thas messed hahaha

[All4Gaming]

rolf he made that guy feel like shit

[dyecore123]

lol "oh im sorry i dont think our lines reach heaven"

[gragola123]

hahahaha!!!

the spanish part!!

xD

[AminAmin22]

LOL!!! Tyronee

[zachy12341]

c'mon tyrone! get your shit together!

[Panthersnation]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurned!!!! haha thats a funny video good job!!!!!

[AFIandMCR]

haha

i'm so gonna do that somtimes

[projectsmash1]

music from napoleon dynamite

[MrZGaRfIaZ]

2:56 lol me llamo es tommy lol

[lollygirl56]

ha, his dimples are cute

[brutaldeathmetal01]

lololololololol

[ChelseaTemptation]

haha at lukehtegreat101.

its fun to mess with them sometimes... once someone called and asked me if my sister was home and I said, no and they then asked for her husband and I said, nope shes a lesbain. (but shes really not) Lol, fun times.

[DarkPixiePlus]

LOL it's also fun to pretend your a confused forien person hilarious XD

[badcompany4ever]

"let me axe you something" lol

[theglife8]

that's sad and true and funny!!!! thank god I've never been and never will be a telemarketer!

[SeaBlueAngelUni]

im sorry dear i dont think our lines reach heaven lol terrible

[Nate11111Dog]

this is awesome

[TriciaAnn1992]

hi jesus?

haha i lovee thiss.

[creativecurrents]

nice work

[Hiyoamee]

that was so funny and sad at the same time. that stuff actually happens to people

[evanvonvan]

tyrone?

hey what up dog

[Anonnymu]

There's a lot of hate towards them, but they're just doing their job and trying to support their family.

[lukethegreat101]

I'm still going to be mean to them

[emeraldsandpearls123]

Lmao! I'll think twice before being horrible to telemarketers now. :P

[chickenpun]

fucked up

[Bboyphobia]

sad

[RazorCutzProductions]

what a dick

[sbrooks056]

that was kindove boring

[etb76]

telemarketing is such an ineffective strategy...who the fuck actually stays on the line?

[xKuroTenshiix]

@etb76 there's actually a lot of people who stays on the line, however, it's a crappy job.

[carissaxox]

omg : (

aha that ws funny but im not going to be mean to telemarketers anymore .

[StandardofPurity]

Man I'm just trying to make that dollars man

[hardgayistheshiz]

HARSH!!

[spikeev2]

HAHA! i Love when he talks to Tyrone!

[kboizkillah]

hahahahhaha i have to try what that guy did..... omg sooo funny

[retrozim]

Wow... I feel so sorry for telemarketers now...

[casper0012]

Thank god for telemarketers, eh?

[DayTripperLennon]

this was fucking awesome haha love that fucking ending man!

[CorralKitty]

Great film, guys.

[vinga234]

lol

[drunkenfruit]

ahhhhhh the calming elevator music :p

[LPfanatic321]

I don't get why he would ask who was the meanest and then hang up?

[SYFANT]

bcuz that in and of itself is horrifically mean to do.

[VogtTD]

idiot you're completely missing the joke

[LPfanatic321]

Dude.. I made that comment like four months ago...

there really was no need to comment on it now...

[VogtTD]

Why do I care when you made the comment. Remove it if you don't want people replying to it.

[mgomez94]

Hah I love this video, it shows the life of a telemarketer.

[TJHillard]

lol, grrreat film. Perfectly directed didnt drag out boring parts, funny ending and made me feel bad for telemarketers LOL.

[LHwamz]

OCD to the max

[nessa6565]

this is too funny. the best parts by far are when, tommy changes his tone of voice and language style when talking to black people. way funny cuz i know a few people who actually do this. wish you guys a lot of success.

[mikestrash]

lololololololol

[pw51508]

The end of this film needs a little trimming. After Steven hangs up on Tommy, we cut back to Tommy pushing the button. Everything after Tommy pushing the button should be cut out. It would be much funnier that way; trust me. That guy asking who called at the end has no place in the film. Everything after the button is anti-climactic; and the ending will be way better without it. Tommy just got his ass handed to him, and all he can do to retaliate is to push the button. Perfect. End of picture.

[awkwardpictures]

Thanks for the comment pw51508.  The obvious and easy way to end it would be the way you presented, which is ok. But that's not our style, we like to do things differently. Thanks for watching.

[Loudmouth573]

shut the fuck up

[pw51508]

No need to be an asshole; I'm just expressing my opinion.

[rapperzondernaam]

Tyrne, whats up man how u feelin... hahah chill chill, laughing my ass off!

[SADDOG45]

Cool.

[iluvnwa]

they are reallly talented

[straightfromafan]

Subscribed! :]

[nklepper]

wow.

[agrv8ion]

Funny & sad at the same time. Is that even possible? All your videos are so well done, I had to subscribe!

[r3elSliCkWitIT]

3:16 .. dont u just hate when that happens..

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

"I'm sorry, I don't think our lines don't reach heaven..."

"Hello, Jesus?! Oh... Jose? Damn." LMAO!!!

and then at the end...

OWNED!

[KamiticCorp]

I dont get the end

[rex232]

that was some dark humor

[TheFourthString13]

how was that dark humor?

[rex232]

you dont' know hat dark humor is

[VogtTD]

lol

[danielmpr]

I would totally change my mug to one that would say "I hate my fucking job", my first crappy job was calling people and asking them to subscribe to the newspaper,... boy did that SUCK!, nobody wanted to!

[goeataturd99]

lol fuckin owned

[CoolDorkClub]

I love it!

"I'm sorry our lines don't reach heaven...."

[WaffleBakingStar]

rofl my fave line as well

[rongravy]

goddamn that was hilarious!!!

[poeticfeet]

i love this man!

[lfacel]

You guys did a FANTASTIC job with this video. Me and my co-workers are awaiting a sequel!!

[JohnsGirl3130]

Our lines don't reach heaven, bumber..

Me yamo es Tommy...

BTW, I love the comic cutouts inthe back, I miss Calvin and Hobbs, (not that I see them, I justed membered them), from the SF Chronicle, the NY Daily News don't know about them.

[excruditor]

Isn't it spelled; Me Ilamo es.. ?

[arizona80]

the correct way is me llamo (name) or mi nombre es (name)

[ZakFrost]

I think it's good to show the other side of the phone. People are so mean to those guys doing their jobs. It's the corporations hiring them that are telling them to call you all the time, not the Tommys of the world.

[karosan44]

To be honost...it wasn't that great, it gets a 3/5 though, I grinned, but I just didn't laugh, I'm just being honost people.

[umpalumpa2oo7]

I love it

[poeticfeet]

Wow. Made me laugh and cry. Very good video. :)

[shakaama]

so now i work for a major corporation on the phones [oh how things have changed NOT]

and people are still rude and they call ME. wtf

and after talking to these people for about 2 years now... i fear for america, how do these people tie their shoes.

[esmeee288]

aight do ya thing dawg

[granpastreetz]

what's the song playing at the beginning? that's good party music.

[snowboardergurl10]

o.o reminded me of sims

[alethiaface]

aww.

sad =[

[girlypowah]

This video should be at least worth over a million views

[monstabillz]

dry .

[TheFourthString13]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

[kswizz12]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA "whats the crazyest thing anyone has even done to you today..."  "well today someone" (click)

[Vit0ItaLia]

lmao, that sounds yummy

[RockyRaccoonYT]

That was good, it was funny and even had a good message. Great video!

[MovieKid07]

LOL~!

[Crushstation]

You guys are better than half the writers Lorne Michaels has right now. Keep doing it!

[lilcard14]

awkwardpictures is the best prodction on youtube by a mile! 20/5 wonderful vid

[tylrllstr75]

payman is a great actor

[awkwardpictures]

Thank you!

[jimjamkillsnerds]

tylrllstr75 is like WOH PERSONAL RESPONSE

[awkwardpictures]

hi jimjamkillsnerds!!!

[FrostyTheSnowball]

yeah you've got Foxtrot on your wall! woo

funny vid

[weeboiwee]

it took a while but man that was good

[jdwig]

Oh my god, that was great (yeah I work in a call center).

[MaryJamesMurdoch]

My brother tried that...for a few days...and then he started crying and quit. LOL!

[thecoolconejoman]

Call Center people are awesome dude, i love it when you guys call cus i allways tell to them to hold for a sec, Then i run to the fridge and grab a six pack and talk to them for long periods of time YAY!

[blacklily54]

hahahhahahaha i have conversations with them too.

[bubblt]

poor telemarketers.

[thefredsfamily]

The Grandma in heaven was funny and the jesus part...oh and the end was GREAT!

[SillyOclock]

i usually deal with cold callers by telling them i'll just get the householder then put the phone on its side and go back to what i was doing while the salesman says his patter to thin air.

[jtmaytig]

Sorry dear, I don't think our lines reach heaven.

[AwesomePictures]

ah! i love messin with telemarketers

[jonasbrothersfan49]

i gotta do that the next time a telemarketer calls

[metalmaniacmat]

The end just made me feel depressed.

[VANDKyo2]

i think im gonna do that if a telemarketter ever calls me, the last one i mean, it would be soo funny. lol good work

[maev7983]

hahahhaha.. i work in a research firm too.. hahahha.. but i dont feel as bad as him hahahhahah... good for him he has his own booth