BRASS EYE - CRIME 2/3

[BigDuke6ixx]

Frankie Frazer always was a stupid cunt. Mind, I wouldn't tell that to his face.

[Hezzy18]

LICKYOURSELFOFFOFTHESHOE!!!

[Bootstrap193]

"Where's your self recocking-spect?!" LOL

[Kullg4r]

"Pouch that piece, padre!"

Fucking incredible.

[BaileyBankai]

lol the situation is clearly grave enough to merit a black and white freeze frame.

[uncled39]

Mad as a lorry.

[Jacksterblud]

HAHAHAHAHAHA GET OUT, GET OUT, LOOK AT ME, GET OUT. I pissed myself.

[1001000111]

...only half the views from part one?

[Jamez5136]

LOOOOOL soo jokes

[filmnet]

4:50 Nelson Koka "representing every single black person in Britain"

[djparnate]

4:23 LOL

[edaines]

i would love to fuck gina mckee's arse

[JPdab]

trey parker and matt stone listed this as one of their inspirations behind some of their comedy its nice to see british comedy doin so well, we need somethin for this decade though!

[lrf666]

I shit my pants at 8:04

Love the canoe

[cowenfiley]

gina mckee is mint

[jazzx251]

He-he - Libby is so Fiona Bruce!

[dance2noise002]

This is the funniest shit in the world!

[djparnate]

SORRY I MEAN  4:31

[djparnate]

4:41  LOL

[135scale]

omg mad frankie fraser..pmsl

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

Is crime getting worse?.... YES IT IS!

[ohdofuckoff]

That was the pimp who took the crucifix outta my church and put it on his car.

[joelthefrog1]

Eyebrows shaved off...

[chrish12345]

i dont get the old style ted maul thing, he starts off posh then goes back to his normal voice :/

[theviola1]

wheres you self re-coking-spect

[chrish12345]

@theviola1 up your soddin anus

[ConsumptionMayCause]

...and put it on his car xD

[azapro911]

"Committing a pocket theft" sounds like a bizarrely cute thing to do!

[EskilIsDaShit]

Where's your selfre- cocking- spect?

[Raffzeee]

Fuck the pound! lol lol lol

[dallew]

Governor Clyde Jackson is supremely creepy when in reverie talking about pushing the back end of a wingless fly onto the surface it's squiggling on to get its "complete, undivided attention". Utterly brilliant.

[ShaktipatSeer]

OMG 6:43 i've never seen anything so funny in my lifehahaha

[fleamarket3000]

two priests left the show in a tank, shooting as they went

[ShutUpYouMong]

Good to see Nelson Koka has been busy talking to David Cameron this week.

[PocusUK]

brilliant effect of terrible quality for the US vids, just a stroke of genius to add that touch

[jazzx251]

@PocusUK

Not to mention the awful puns that US news writers put into the reports.

[DJEdSaunders]

Why didn't you polish it?

How funny is it?

[welshfilmbuff]

"When I was seven... I got dressed up as a little city gent! And walked into The Bank of England shouting "FUCK THE POUND!" "

I wonder how many takes they had to do of that shot ; before the old guy stopped laughing?

[meitis12]

now tha ive seen the proof i apologise for my fellow blacks,morris is a genius

[moonshoes1000]

He just did not give a fuck

[deptford]

"and the future for these little fuckers" ?

Brass Eye was way ahead of it's time. Classic tv series! Going to get the DVD now thanks to youtube!

[welshfilmbuff]

I wonder if "LICKTHESHITOFFHISSHOE!!!" was inspired by "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!" from Withnail & I?

[farnium]

My friend said exactly the same thing. How weird!

[grangegoarman]

@welshfilmbuff That's exactly what I was just thinking man, it has got to be, the guy even looks like him.

[ISMEY]

lol way ahead of its time...even now!!

[Conway79]

"If you take a seal and hit it very hard in the face, every day, for six weeks, you may turn it into a very fetching hat."

[rtsjoe]

Mr. Coco...

[jimpurdie]

fleecing em on the cobbles lol.

[jonnykoopz]

Amazing, Morris is a genius

[saxfreak01]

Where's your self recockingspect? lol

[SaitanMar]

Morris's American Newreporter looks fantastic. What wonderful white teeth.

[phezza]

'I apologise for my fellow blacks...' imo, the most ridiculous thing Morris gets someone to say in the whole series. Genius

[jimpurdie]

morris was on chanel 4 when it had balls.

morrisis a genius like steve coogan alan partridge,dom jolly etc.

[ignoranttwat]

@jimpurdie

Lou Reed is genius like David Bowie, Ziggy Stardust, Marc Bolan atc.

[dananddanfilms]

Amazing. Absolutely no below-par bits. It's all brilliant.

[nstgc379]

My God that was so epic.

[Meatmiester]

"If you take a seal and hit it in the face, everyday for six weeks, you 'may' turn it into a rather fetching hat.... "

[nasalscarecrow]

BURY THE BEDS!

[blindedtipsy]

fuck the pound!

[funkyrimpler]

pouch the piece!!!!

[deadbeat21]

go on mad frankie propa legend

[wobjob]

you are a moron.

[IcecoldBotch]

''When i was seven, i dressed up as a little city gent and walked into the bank of england shouting fuck the pound''

[squareeyedgit]

"Representing every single black person in Britain" - Fucking ridiculous!

[christschinwon]

brilliant. Wasn't the same black guy introduced as a 'coco-shunter' & then Chris relaized he was reading the intro to Robert Elms!

[squareeyedgit]

No, that was Darcus Howe...

"What's a 'coco-shunter'?"

[jammD04]

Mr COCO kiks arese

[OverNineThousandLol]

"...and the hole has been cut so I can return fire."

[deloford]

One of the funniest 9.35 of television ever.

[squareeyedgit]

"How funny is it?"

[wizardssleeve09]

Captn Clyde Jackson haha, Morris is piss funny!

[TransparentXOpacity]

ahahha the shaved eyebrows

[theboatdrifts]

LICKYASELFOFFTHESHOE!!!

[geasparjons]

"FADANOID! with CHUCK FADANOID!"

Ace.

[3DTurnip]

This is indeed ridiculously quotable.

"When I was seven,..........

I got dressed up as a little city gent

..............................­.and walked into the bank of England shoutin' "fuck the pound"

[backtojack]

this is the most quotable program in history

[antonb1983]

and the future for these little fuckers?

[n00bkilla66]

WHERE'S YOUR SELF RECOCKINGSPECT

[pat44444444444444444]

Even though the offences were small and twatty.

[33hegemon]

FADANOID!

[obcessivepink]

"Where's your self re-cocking-spect?" lol

[wadfather]

up NEXT!

[ganjauk13]

haha love brass eye

[Taramriel]

"Judas you plan to betray me *opens fire* hahahaha hahahahaha!!"

[boydegg]

the situation is grave enough to warrant a black and white freeze frame.

[petergibbonsTPP]

say there was an element of stick...richard branson up in a balloon

[jpararaja]

Two kids and a deaf guy :)

[talatsmum]

no roo at the inn?? THERE IS NOW!

loll

LOLL

[jasonhenrysusername]

this time he gets to sit in the canoe for up to an hour! haha!

[dannyastin89]

Even though the offences were small and twatty

[dannyastin89]

No room at the inn. THERE IS NOW!!!!

[dannyastin89]

This here is defencive measure were the glass is bullett proof and a hole has been cut here so i can return fire

[gratedraindrop]

Where's your self-cocking-respect!

[jpararaja]

Self re-cocking-spect :)

[noobtube82]

Where is Chris Morris today, TV comedy needs you!

[jonathanjoey]

The Canoe!! x

[SextonH]

The Situation is Clearly Grave Enough To Merit A Black And White Free Frame

[downzymcfc4]

they really should bring this back controversial  quite XD

[jesusknowskungfu]

6:10 lol

[jesusknowskungfu]

"Fuck the pound"

[laddycraigz45]

"why didnt you polish it? how funny is it? bury the beds!"

LMAO!!!!

wheres your self re-cocking-spect!

[CPhillips92]

"But I'm watching you from a balloon, and I can see a very long way."

"...I'd go along with that."

[snakeversusgoat]

Nelson Koka : Representing every single black person in Britain

[Samnutter3212]

WHERES YOUR SELF RE-COCKING-SELF!?

[Tvalo]

chill out everyone, it's just a satircal tv show from the 90s.

[krazykow86]

"Would it really matter if one of these men died?"

LOL :)

[andrew1983123]

Alibaster corifower hahahahahahh

[ERICH94301]

"That was the pimp that took the crucifix out of my church and put it on his car...Got 'em that time."

[UltimaPowers]

"Bury the beds!"

One-off man-mental!

[gutgutgutgut]

When I was seven, I got dressed up as a city gent, and walked into the bank of England shouting, "fuck the pound".

Absolute genius.

[avanzatotrxx]

"Gun-gregation" "Pro-tag-GUN-ists". (All said in an American accent). Satire at it's finest. 10/10.

[stoph2]

omg the black guy bit was fuckin excellent!

[chicane51]

"Judas, you plan to betray me... Ha ha ha hah ha ha ha, wah ha ha hah ha!" So funny....

[ERICH94301]

A GORY GUN-GREGATION

[kiatasbihgou]

Dressed up as a little city gent.

[gweflj]

"Now chaffing the transmission heads"

Morris + Genius

[epro1]

"wheres your self re-cocking-spect"

damn i love this show

[siripswich]

Killing prisoners is not a joke its a practical way of getting rid of the scum.

[gs500ka]

Why has this comment been hidden?!?!?! Spot on son!

[siripswich]

Capital punishment will mean less taxes and more space.....

thanks mate

[YellingInMyEar]

It was hidden because it was fucking silly.

There is no evidence to suggest capital punishment or the death penalty prevents any crime whatsoever. If you just want to satisfy your own lust for death and/or violence then fuck off to America/middle east/somewhere less civilized, okay pal? :)

[fourganger88]

There's actually evidence that suggests that capital punishment increases crime- those US states that practice the death penalty have more murders than those that do not.

[StubfingeredDave]

There's evidence that corporal punishment helps prevent crime, though. Comparison between schools now and schools back in, say, my father's youth. Kids today know that teachers can't do anything physical. The threat of a heavy stick would probably do wonders.

[KafkaCrow]

I doubt it.  But by the sounds of it, it's people like you who deserves the heavy stick.

[StubfingeredDave]

So . . . by "the sounds of it" you mean "because I'm opposing your opinion?" I know various teachers who get treated like ballsack by the students, because they know physical punishment isn't an option. I also think rapists and paedophiles should be castrated\raped. Aside from that, I'd call myself a liberal, little as you'd see it. Education is important. If you go to school and fuck about, you should get smacked occasionally.

[KafkaCrow]

I knew many teachers who deserved much worse.

[StubfingeredDave]

Everyone does. What's your point? Oh, granted, if you're not careful you get massive abuse of power by the few bad apples that get through the net. It's certainly not as simple as bunging a few canes at needy schools and hoping it will sort itself out. But I'm sure it could work again.

[KafkaCrow]

What do you mean "work again"? Who said it worked in the first place? You don't honestly believe that 50-100 years ago hanging and school discipline actually improved society? "A few bad apples"? I went to a state school, 99% were bad apples. And they couldn't teach for shit, either. It's only through my own initiative that I was able to get through exams. And not everybody agrees with you: only archaic old men.

[StubfingeredDave]

Well, I do believe I never said hanging worked. I believe that discipline improved school RESULTS, not society, and with an effective implementation it can improve matters today. It's either that, or just let the kids who don't want to learn rot in their own juices instead of wasting time and resources on them.

Although I guess there are schools set up for just such a purpose. Fortunately I had a good one.

If only archaic old men agree with me, why are you even trying to put me in my place?

[KafkaCrow]

Do you have any evidence that results from when schools were disciplined were better than they are now?  No, indeed, results are better now than they've ever been. But I guess that you, being the archaic cynic, would probably put that down to exams being easier. Ever thought about a career in yellow journalism? I'm sure there's a job for you at the Daily Mail.

[StubfingeredDave]

"But I guess that you, being the archaic cynic, would probably put that down to exams being easier" . . . what does archaism have to do with cynicism? And yeah, that is what I would say. Easier exams, the EMA etc - all created to keep more kids in school and thus create a more pleasing results tally.

The daily mail is a fucking rag. All I'm doing here is opposing your opinion with my own, which is hardly yellow journalism.

[KafkaCrow]

And I hardly think that getting "smacked about" will want a pupil to do well academically (which, in case you didn't know, is the whole purpose of education). Pedophiles should be castrated? What good will that do. It won't eliminate their desires. Pedophiles being treated for their disorder, that might work.

[StubfingeredDave]

Oh! I'm having to claw lumps of sarcasm out of my eyes to even reply to that last one. Indeed, academic achievement is the purpose of education. You're probably less likely to misbehave with the shadow of a sockful of oranges dangling before your eyes. And hence do well.

Yup, paedophiles should be castrated. It would do a powerful lot of good for their victims, and hopefully dissuade people who think that raping kids is appropriate.

[KafkaCrow]

Sure. Hey! We'll put it on TV. Nothing like watching people suffer . . . but hey, they deserve it, so we can avoid any pangs of conscience. Not that it would really achieve anything.

[StubfingeredDave]

We could maybe dispense with the televised beating up of teachers, but paedophiles and rapists need to get cut on at the very least. Ever known anyone who's been raped twice? It messes them up big time. Rapist and paedophile in a room together, they both have hammers, only one can walk out alive. The survivor gets their balls unexpectedly smashed with that same hammer by whichever poor fucker(s) they assaulted in the first place.

[duncabbin]

I like the sound of that game.

[StubfingeredDave]

And as for the bad teachers, it's ok - they can get smacked by their superiors. It's genius, I tell you.

[KafkaCrow]

I never said that. But many of them need sacking.

[StubfingeredDave]

People generally do. We had some nutjobs at my school, but not too many. Most of them were sports teachers.

[duncabbin]

Paedophiles being castrated, that would stop the urge to fuck a child no??

[KafkaCrow]

No, it would not. Because pedophilia is psychological.

[duncabbin]

Thats bollox. By taking away the tool the scum ply their trade with, would thus stop them.

[KafkaCrow]

You asked if it would take away the URGE, duh.

[duncabbin]

"Pedophilia is Psycholgical" is it?? You mug, so people fuck youths with there minds do they??

[KafkaCrow]

Jesus Christ, how thick are you? From wiki: "As a medical diagnosis, it is defined as a psychological disorder in which an adult experiences a sexual preference for prepubescent children". WTF did you think it was?

[duncabbin]

You are missing the point you little 6th form bellend. For a start Wikipedia?? you must have some of your own "research" there. So it says on wikipedia must be true yeah?? Like David Irving saying the Holocaust didnt happen, it says in his books, so it must be true yeah??

[KafkaCrow]

"6th form bellend". Tit. So what is pedophila, then, if not psychological? Is there some magical area in a persons penis that causes it? Dumbass.

[Sheepish1991]

lol..hes got a point though it is actually psychological not physical so u can cut off their junk but it aint gonna stop em hurtin kids

[spongecakezz]

It's a good job we have youtube commenters to right all the wrongs of society with their educated and not-at-all ignorant opinions.

[trampstyle]

lmao...

well said

i'm just hoping that these peoples' intelligence keeps them out of powerful positions

where the funny stops and the genocide begins :(

[Jordarnm]

I'm just hoping your comment is like double-satire.

[kinghomsar]

"even though the offenses were small and twatty"

hella funny