Spontaneous Human Combustion

[heirofnike]

THIS GUY GOT ZAPPED BY LASER

[themixedarts]

My typical work oot of the day.

[bawesomeism]

nice try



[KayeRo1]

every single thing they said about SHC was wrong 397 cases of people it actually happened to smoked ciggs, Also when people spontaneous combust their outside body does not "burst" into flames. It starts from the inside core of the body, and the legs 99% of the time do not turn to ash.

[XXdominationXXcod7]

I personly new garrett jizzom chizzom. And he did not spontaiouly cumbust in to flames. But he saw his wimpy friend lookin at his ass in the mirror and burned his self to death. And he is now the first person burned to death from self inflected blowtorch

[Zupernova91]

0:48 lol the proportions of his head and body are totally wrong. Either the guy had a huge ass head, or the pic is manipulated. And human combustion is a bullshit theory. You'd have to be a retard to believe this shit.

[sarajanegarr]

human combustion is real. A guy few years back died from it on a beach. Was all over the news, il find a link and get back to you all

[crazyIVIonster]

His dad seems to happy....

[TheDeltaYak360]

To all the viewers. Spontaneous Human Combustion is real. There are many theories currently. Personally I think it's potassium and water mixed in the body. This video is fake but SHC is very real...

[crazyknight2008]

fake as...geezz.. dont people have a life..

[myPSYCHOfrequency]

They really suck at lying.

[deanrow89]

im trying to research into this and you have runined my day well done

[Stone2580]

It's a fake video...

[codergames]

The chick to the right, on the photo, is pretty.

I'd definitely bang her.

[MisterKastro]

FAKE



[LambdaKore]

Y'know, I almost bought this before the dad started talking about Al Gore's tan. The dead dude's head is clearly photoshopped onto some bodybuilder's body; the first buddy -- who's built like a toothpick -- talks about doing bicep curls and getting buff; the second buddy talks about seeing other person on fire around town and at the bus stop; and they all act like they're trying hard not to laugh. Fake, but a funny fake.

[Micheleeroo]

This is fake.

[leishler]

2:29 busted lmao!!! i know the feeling :-D

[dieterstar]

every year 666 people spontaneously combust, isn't that the number of satan ? :-p

[SkateGeek231]

@dieterstar That's so stupid to even say this. There has only ever been 200 cases ever reported of this, and most of those haven't been proved. So stupid.

[coop878]

damn canadians

[janitarjanitar]

the idea of a green screen is to replace it with something cool.

[Macsk8ing]

If this is real, the human body is capable on anything.

[DipDop99]

I wonder how he got the nickname "Jizzum"? Hmmmmm?

[lilcheevous]

lmao too skilled xD

[Afgsusan1]

obivously fake 

[MrOutlawCountry]

how did they get Joe Rogan to agree to be in this video?

[Ateohfive]

That's his bad

[xninjazx6r]

ahashaha nice vid very funny

[TouchedbyCastiel]

Anyone else laugh a little at the name? Such a fake video it's not even funny

[Agness1623]

Terrible acting

[ESOTERICKPLAN]

His father is a DOUCHE!!

[rustytew]

This video is hilarious. i hope these guys make more of them.

[bojibri]

you expect them to get hit by a bus???

[FAMEROB]

Its Fack

[arterialshadow]

No shit it's fake, xD it's supposed to be funny. Notice it's under the category called comedy

[54321Mug]

Fake

[V92APIZA]

this is fake! and not funny SMH

[ChastaBee]

this video is TOO fake.

cmon now.

[cunnidvd]

it does seem unfair that somebody would just burst into flame ;-)

[Chris13885]

I totally agree with cyclopsthug

[olalonde]

rofl

[THERAJA77]

fake accent & fake video, stupids

[KeVoOo661]

@69iambecomedeath89 you are 2 months too late on that comment. and i wasnt the only one who wrote something. and i remember this video being funny as fuck.

[69iambecomedeath89]

jism, if you aint laughing fuck you

[palmina77italiana]

so....what mark did you guys end up getting on this project? LOL You guys kept laughing at poor poor Garret's combustion evil friends of his!

[attaofthelight]

lair



[left4james]

Gay and Fake

[EasyTreacle]

DAMN YOU AL GORE! Ahwell...... Im just going to show everyone my sons ashes..

[hollh003]

its fake but funny

[MEGAMOLZORDS]

I thought this was real for at least 2 minutes. How embarrassing.

[KeVoOo661]

oh yea this is fake lmao

[KeVoOo661]

some father he is.... "you'd think your son would get hit by a bus" wtf i tthink this video is fake

[69iambecomedeath89]

@KeVoOo661 thats what stands out to you ? your a fucking moron, listen, retard.

[babylon0868]

Bunch of idiots....

[rjsherrah]

lmfao

[amityphil]

All of you smoke cigarettes! You let that smoke curl up around your fingers and knuckles....then you smell it. Your hands smell like cigarettes!

[Akinaa]

lol xD what a great idea. but bad acting man! they are nearly laughing xD

[Jadama0]

LMFAO at workout photo...!

[Marrowni]

Ive lived in Thunder Bay for 19 yrs and never heard of this!

[4moose4]

you guys are fucking ridiculous.

[DanielWyvernLeAndre]

LMAO!!!! Bull

[DanielWyvernLeAndre]

LMAO!!!!

[VerbalMonsoon]

when i sit beside ppl with stank breath i swear i might, but um, this dude,

maybe he lit a blunt and farted at the same time, *shrugs* iono

[crazyluigi9]

coldblood274 ur an idiot............

[ANDREWISMUSIC]

Jizzum Lol

[TheWafflz]

i wish my teacher would burst into flames.

[ImHedgi]

This video has to be fake, as in the documentry. Not funny.

[metalkevkdog]

why is this shit behind a green screen? WTF

[dogshagga2]

since when has that eye witness ever lifted a weight he would snap! he must be up 2 benchin about 10kg by now lol at least get actors that fit the part

[charmcenteno]

i thought this is serious! then i saw the name: jizzum chisholm.. then thought, it's a funny name.. then when i saw his "dad".. WTF!

oh pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

I'm doin a serious research!!!!!!

[Shortdwarf13]

i love how some people think this is real

[TishyTasha12]

@Shortdwarf13 SHC is real....

[halo99yo]

@Shortdwarf13 I don't know if this video is real but SHC is real.

[endroo93]

Jizzulm Chisulm :D

[MRCALIfornyay]

wtf is rong with the dad he looks very guilty

[zombielord555]

soooooooooooo fake

[MEYA26]

this isnt real

[Chuichupachichi]

These people are suffering from "SpunkInYourAss TwoMan CumBustNut"

Carrot Jizzhole could have been flame'n like a CatHoleLicker Clergy's Candy Ass Alter Boy that's been lit up like a Roman Candle... but his ex girlfriend is still way Hotter than his Charbroiled Chishole ever will be

[Leon3406]

Garrett's girlfriend from the photo was way to hot for him anyway...

[deathmelon6789]

wow. this is something you would see only in "final destination" movies, but not real life.

[coldblood274]

This video is'nt funny! I died from spontanious conbustion two days ago. They havent beried me yet so I thought why not check out my youtube page!

[spence0eight]

that comment was gay

[ACDCISCOOLNESS]

@coldblood274 Well as long as your able to type you can see there might be hope.

[69iambecomedeath89]

@coldblood274 its not real, its a murder

[matteoprez]

@coldblood274 so good to hear you didn't check facebook!

[128Wally]

This video is so photo shopped

[marids]

i dont think this is true none of it is serious

[SilverBullet1085]

LMAO!

[marids]

well his dad anyway

[cupcakesoph]

why's the dad acting like it's funny? his son's just spontaneously combusted, jesus.

[loveposion132]

i think this is a joke.u can see em smiling esp the guy who sad he stopped working out.

[conechiewa1]

welldone dum dum yes it is a joke its kinda obvious nd if u look at the category it falls under it says comedy lol

[loveposion132]

lmao hey i am not slow...

well maybe a lil but i was looking into it as a serious matter and some how ended up watching this lame vid lol

haha i never noticed the part that says comedy tho hehe woooooopsi :P lol

[crazyweirdomimicers]

@cupcakesoph Maybe he's son was an ass.

[69iambecomedeath89]

@cupcakesoph it is funny, its not real moron, it was murder

[TheKFChicken]

because this is facke dumbass

[jollz7]

Seriously, I already heard about the carpet thing...it's just a theory though. Although, literally taking on fire after walking on a carpet is a bit extreme.

[J031L35]

This is hilarious!

[maxslate9]

cunt ...this is bogus

[bonezz66666]

0:49 That's a really bad photoshop lol

[alienwizard23]

fuck you son

[Perdition101]

You spontaneously combust by holding in a fart too long (Methane) and then build up an intense static charge. Believe it or not human fat burns very well, there would be no way to put it out.

[joedrake1]

haha better let em out then.

[OlderG0ds]

Did you learn that from South Park or something?

They haven't found the exact cause but there are theories.

[TheNextScientist]

lol

[Kingslax15]

One less vampire. good riddens

[Darkeye994]

LoL that was funny

[snuff513]

oh SHUT UP!!!!!!!

[DanielleDolling92]

your realy pathetic as this has happened all around england, you americans wouldent know nothing because your all fat and ugly, why take the piss about somthing that has happened to people, plus people dont just burst into flames!! it has a cause like smoking or a candle it has to have a cause.

[dngl21]

jizzum...rofl

[reaceuk86]

dumb gay american shit, this is about as real as bigfoot and the bumuda triangle ... dumb americans are soo fucking lame

[twitchy6]

Hey fuck you man.

Incompetence doesn't come from your nationality. Sure it's environmental, but that's within an individuals specific surroundings and experiences in life, not a whole fucking country.

So for future reference dude, don't be a douche bag.

[bluekittySC]

At least most Americans don't have rotten teeth like the British do. Don't you people have dentists in Europe?

[reaceuk86]

you remind me of one of them fat american kids with more grease on your face than a thanksgiving turkey

u big fat cunts are the captial of the world of fat sweaty fucks,

haha FAT YANKS

[bluekittySC]

Oh I'm so hurt. No, really I am. LOL

[reaceuk86]

yeah im pretty sure too fatty ;]

[ZombifiedZeke]

How many british people have you met in your life? And how many can you honestly say have 'Rotten Teeth'? You fucking prat, we fucking MADE America. You'd still be living in fucking huts if it wasn't for our empire. Now shut the fuck up and stop being such an ignorant cunt.

[bluekittySC]

Actually I've met many. Hate to tell you, but, you did not make America. We made ourselves. It's funny how some people can't post any comments without cursing. I'm the one that's ignorant right? I'm not cursing am I? You are, so who's the ignorant one here.

[ZombifiedZeke]

Yes, because cursing is the fucking definition of ignorance. How on earth did America 'Make itself'? Explain that one, and I might yield. Until then, enjoy being inferior to us British.

[PaulsAcademy]

Nice work. I enjoyed this!

[insanelysa]

lmao

jizzum

[goldbikechamp]

FAKE

[doomslayer133]

lol no shit asshole

[goldbikechamp]

fuck u dik wad

[jokemaster4life]

its not fake shc is real

[goldbikechamp]

This has only killed five people in the world

[khatool]

300

[pregomami]

0:47...look at his head, lol! Like we cant tell that it was pasted to the picture.

[goldbikechamp]

lol

[fivedollerfootlong]

0:47 lmao

[Hoss2678]

This video sucks...you need to find better actors next time...and Garrett's dad looked the same age as he did! haha, stupid video!

[19Nbsa92]

This is real though no one have found a scientific reason what so ever for it happening

[blazerrips91]

its just one of those things it can strike anyone at anytime but the chances of this happening is slim it rarely happens

[itzamia]

chick is hot

[saam1393]

this is a joke right?

[Thomasfoy1]

BULL

[nintendogreg]

owned by god

[blazerrips91]

people are also know to breath fire lik a dragon durring combustion

[bexy575]

i love jizzum!! lol

[gottadmit]

HAHAHAHAHAHA JIZZUM

[Tomasz88Pol]

Is the self- combustion painful?

[darththork99]

what do u think have u ever been burned by fire if so imagine it all over u

[iluvspongebob106]

Actually after watching some other video, reading about it in a book, and a friend, the person in flames does not feel pain.

[darththork99]

wow

[IKunSenI]

Lol, what crap videos, shitty books and deceiving friends did you consult with.

Our bodies feel absolute pain when engulfed in flames.

[iluvspongebob106]

Actually smart one, i have a book by Sylvia Brown called secret mysterys of the world and it says it in that book. I also watched a show from the history channel about how a guy witnessed it on a family member, and when the flames were put out, she was completely unharmed. But sadly went into a coma and died.

[Jackaldoublenine]

yeah sylvia brown is SUCH a reliable source..LOL

[gaarashomee]

If we can't trust sylvia brown who can we trust? XD

[Oli93ilO]

lol thats unfortunate ;)

[galnamedmal]

"but they had the heat on"

"that's not the sun"

"but.. it causes heat.. it's just like the sun"

BAHAHAHA Derek!

[Nuzum1993]

LOOl i have to addmit his name made me "LOL" hahahah jizzum :)

[sikkNOS]

its not even funny to joke about this shit cuz i would laugh if it happened to u

[stateoffun]

It's a joke people. Read the description and calm down.

[qazyamumqaz]

wtf thats the weirdest thing ive ever seen i beleive it but wtf is with the fucking dad what a cunt he dosnt even care his son is dead all he cares abbout is like the money/ferarri fuck i want to bash him arrrrgggghhhh

[pig741852]

real my ass i mean i think this can happen under certian conditions but to be sitting on the couch and then poof your on fire? cmon on dude get real

[The6Dark6Beast6]

"as you can see, im not on fire. So thats a plus."

im so quoting that

[samsquash14]

why do all the fat ugly guys get all the hot skinny chicks!

NOT FAIR!

[Sc0ttPrian]

its true... well no its not...

because not all do, but they get more then i do!

[press01]

cos they have a personality

[MrTSquared]

Jizzum Chisum

HAHA

[T3CHN9N3420]

lol

[dryreacher]

ha this took me way too long to realise it isnt serious! :P

[LilMovieMakerGal]

Oh my ... DZB, it wasn't as bad as you said it was ...

I didn't know you acted though =P, I'll have to keep that in mind.

Who was in charge of the creation of the video? Was it you?

Either way, it obviously worked on some people :P

Well done!

[Ikilledyourdad]

did he really die ?

[frosty121278]

Thats fucking hilarious!!! please make more, Thunder bay needs a k.i.t.h. type thing, and this is damn funny!

[Rfalkovich]

..you bastards got me good..hehehe!

[spencerbrown2007]

LOL

[toxx2010]

are they serious or wat?

[Reflec999]

he died

!!!!

[Botemedlet]

this is just silly.

[MadsterV]

for half of the video I thought they were serious

XD nice.

[gogharmonics]

Exercise for me ? . . . . .Not anymore

[GGalling]

Did Chisholm actually die? I went to highschool with that guy...shit.