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  • Demon: Oooo! That looks delicious! Can I have some?

    Girl: Get your own, asshole.

    Demon: Sheesh! FIne. I'll just be on my wa-

    Girl: YULE!

    THe moral of this story: Don't ask Chinese Dragonborn girls for milkshakes.

  • this shit was retarded

  • wake up people its illuminati game dont buy this shit

  • @hemooVEVO YH MOST OF US INTELLIGENT PEOPLE KNOW IT IS AND WONT BUY IT, BUT YOU KNOW BRAINWASHED PEOPLE WILL SO UP TO THEM THEY CAN TAKE THE BLUE PILL WHILE THE US (SMART ONES) TAKE THE RED PILL

  • @hemooVEVO Dude calm down. So what if the illuminati is in the game that don't mean you cant keep an eye out fot that stuff now don't get me wrong i know the illuminati is real but that don't stop me from living my life while keeping a open mind

  • LOL!!! 0:51 TAKE THAT FUCKER!!! I wasn't expecting that, i thought is was gonna be a case of OM NOM NOM NOM!!!

  • Somebody PLEASE tell the Dev's to make character features/movements more fluid and animated. We don't wan't to play as Manicans do we?

  • it's funny how they spent more time on the trailer(s) than the game..

  • @sigur9 And you know this because.... or is it your unfactual opinon.....

    (i like ellipses by the way)

  • @ubernagash dude, it's just a small excaggeration, i felt i could use it due to the horrible graphic in gameplay..

    (i like ellipses too! make out with me)

  • this would make a good movie

  • LOL an asian version of Zöe Castillo! (google her and see for yourself)

    PS: She is one of the main characters of The Longest Journey: Dreamfall, another game made by Ragnar Torquist! ^^

  • I

    drink

    your

    MILKSHAKE!

  • Not a good way to treat someone holding Milkshake ;)

  • Fuck you scared me... YOU MADE ME DROP MY SHAKE!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU!

  • She looks like Chell from Portal.

  • 2nd top comment you chose option a because your a pussy

  • Got milk?

  • kids.. make sure you drink a lot of milkshake cause it could give you power :D

  • secret world is secret even to the developers.....they dont know if they are developing it or not

  • @DevilOnHog

    Mind Rape?

  • she wrecked her place more than the monster did and shes more barbaric atleast he waited till she turned around, not liking the main character already lolz

  • 0:50 And not a single fuck was given.

  • I didn't know homemade milkshakes granted such power :0

  • @tenchimasakis Whereas order out ones do?

  • @motorlukeboy Having sampled Burger King and Mc Donalds I'm gonna have to say no unfortunately.

  • Ha my 30 year old friend Beta tested this

  • man I thought she was gonna freak out or something, she just acted so bad ass it looked badly good, damn, I got a questionm though, why japenese are hit in games but not in reality??

  • PEople make fun of us asians. I'm asian myself, and I gotta say, what she did there is just 1/1000 of what we can truly do..

  • Looks like the exterminator didn't take care of that mutant.......problem.........

  • BOOOOOORING!!!

  • wow

  • TSW.. B&S..Tera... All these games look really cool in ways that their changing around the genre just a little bit, all look very pretty and seem solid.. but it's hard to be excited for any of those 3 after researching the upcoming powerhouse that is Guild Wars 2

    No i'm not a fanboy, i played gw1 for a week and hated it, not what this is about.

    After researching every next gen mmo to the necessary extent it is just incredibly clear that NOTHING will even come close to competing with GW2

  • @kDeviLXIII But MMO games are boring... I would rather not spend my whole life 24/7 playing one. I'm more of a singeplayer kind of person. I'm for the story, characters. Remember when those mattered? now it's all multiplayer.

  • @ISetYourFaceOnFire yeahh man, those where the best times, i have more fun with a good story in single player than multiplayer, multiplayer is for people who has nuff time, single player is for people who as some time and enjoy it like me

  • @ISetYourFaceOnFire World of Warcraft has an amazing lore..i mean Warcraft has an amazing lore... You can play that game at your own pace.. You dont have to interact with other ppl... well with the Dungeons and raids you have to have communication. The new Star wars MMO if you love story, and character development and what not.. your gonna love it! Bioware did a good job it.

  • @gabeLAxHC I will never...ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER touch or go near world of warcraft in my life....NEVER. I'd rather die.

  • @kDeviLXIII I'm gonna play both tbh. I love guild wars 2, and a fan of their art direction. But TSW offers also something different: contemporary setting, conspiracy theorist-type storylines, no class no levels. It has some pretty good things going for it and it might be like an "underdog yet working" mmo for this year. And since GW2 won't have a sub, I'll be able to play both with no long-term extra charge :)

  • i played vanilla wow on a private server recently because i was tired of being called a wrath baby, and i gotta say swtor beats the fuck outta it, and yeah its a shitty game but i honestly don't see anything better for now

  • Omg I going to make a milkshake! :D

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  • 0:48 WTF was that!!!

  • TSW is my big hope to rescue the MMO world after Star Wars: The Old Republic failed...

  • @Imbalaya what? I agree with you in terms of this game being a popular game but as far as I can tell TOR is going strong...i mean in terms of MMOs like WoW then yeah TOR has no chance...but in terms of the other MMOs i think TOR is doing well. Could be better of course but eh...we are in tough times. I will be playing both TOR and this game

  • @Imbalaya also im not a die hard TOR fan like some other people i know...so im not defending a game that is truthfully bad...ive seen how many people play TOR and it is still pretty good.

  • @nickyrospapa TOR is lightyears away from living up to what Bioware promised us. The game is shallow, simple, laggy and incredible little dynamic.

    I wonder how many players that will fall off after the free month is over... There are alot of features that is missing from TOR that you should really expect to see in such a release. Like a good User Interface. The current one is horrible.

  • @Imbalaya well it is only the first month of the game release...i doubt WoW was perfect its first month also. I mean trust me, I can see the things that need to be worked on also, but it is still a great game but its not everyones cup of tea. I have a friend who lives and breathes the game and everytime i tell him some things i dont like its like he puts his fingers in his ears and goes "lalalala i cant hear you!" Like i said..i will play both but TSW will probably be my #1

  • @nickyrospapa You cannot compare WoW to SWTOR; WoW has open world while SWTOR is instanced in small zones with no "planetary" feel at all. WoW was much better at it's release than SWTOR; which is crazy bugged, choppy and very shallow.

    Some ppl, like your friends, are so fanboi that they will never admit SWTOR's flaws; thats why they will live in eterna denial.

  • @Imbalaya im not saying both MMOs are anything alike...but im giving TOR a chance to make up for the bugs and so on, again its been only a month. I predict if they dont fix the issues it will wind up free 2 play, which isnt necessarily a bad thing since Free 2 Play has been known to increase the plays. Trust me, I can see where TOR goees wrong..but im willing to att least give it the old college try for another coupl;e months until this game comes out...then i may get rid of it

  • @nickyrospapa You can not "fix" the small instanced worlds we have in SWTOR. It was the doom of Age og Conan, and it will be SWTOR's demise too.

    If this game had a different name and a different company making it, the game would have been a big flop. SWTOR is a truly disaster. Such a big IP gone waste.

  • WHOA.

  • poor

  • i thought i got shocked but ...

  • What did I just watch?

  • Does this play on xbox 360?

  • This trailer is gay!

  • WELL.....he look s nice xD

  • The Assissins should be an option. There base should be Damascus

  • my milkshake brings all the demons to the yard.

  • @coolguyfry1 damn right it's better than yours XD

  • @coolguyfry1 LOL, good one!

  • All I wanted was a milkshake!!

  • So in this game you with or against the illumanati

  • @7GGonzalez your with i think haha looks grate though

  • @7GGonzalez You choose 1 of 3 factions (Templar, Illuminati, or Dragon) they fight together against evil and they fight against each other for world domination.

  • to be continued...never

  • Hopefully GTA V doesn't follow this game's lead and release the game 5 years later...

  • this game looks shitty :(

  • He just wanted a milkshake :/ that bitch

  • Oh bitch be taking some protein shakes,I see product placement. :o

  • hey the commercial gave me some final fantasy ass along the way not bad

  • se o mc donalds fizesse esse milkshake com esse efeito . . . . . . .

  • Girl is Back Home

    *sippin on the straw *

    turn back OMG WTF Hadouuken !!

  • Where is this game

    Looks awesome

  • Milkshake or roidshake...

  • That was one hell of a milkshake.

  • The game ends with everything dying because no one was left to man the nuclear power plants which went into meltdown and spewed their fallout, covering the earth. I don't know how it ends, actually, but you know the History and Discovery channel never cover that point in their after-world scenarios.

  • Poor monster, he just wanted a milkshake too :(

  • brb making magic milkshakes

  • This game has so much potential but I fear its going to fail.

  • 00:50 fus... RO DAHH

  • So this trailer came out over 2 years ago , when is it supposed to be released?

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  • She made my dick hard.

  • You turn around and saw a monster right in your face. What would you do?

    A) Run away like a little pussy.

    B) Drop down on your knees and cry like a baby

    C) Blast a fireball right in its face, then grab your sword and slice it.

    You chose: OPTION C.

  • This game is available April 2012

  • Japanese Milkshake recipe:

    1. Put milk into blender

    2. Press button

    3. ????

    4. Profit

  • MILKSHAKES FTW

  • Is 2012 and is no beta ???

    When the fuck will be on?? 2014 ? :|

    They are just making me angry...

  • @EvazivSounds The longer we wait the better chances it won't be shit like AoC.

  • @moonkick360 : I hope that they put a character customization if they dont make this i will not play this game not even i get payed to play it.

  • @EvazivSounds Well character customization is something I don't even think needs to be asked for...I just hope they make it fun to play all the time.

  • The first Norwegian gamedeveloper that might actually make something good :D

  • @PartyFish95 uhm... The Longest journey was fantastic. Anarchy Online was pretty successful in the early era of mmo's too.

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  • >Drink milkshake

    >See this

    >Afraid to turn around my chair now

  • He just wanted a sip ):

  • @FUNGIJACK747 She is cute Asian girl it was demon with tentacles,she couldn't afford to take the chance.

  • Just another sunday afternoon.

  • she'd get it.

  • The Secret Milkshake (Game Trailer)

  • 0:50

    Monster: Hi :D

  • neblogas bet as ji priskirciau merginom :)

  • hmmm.... Milk from a Miltank, the sword of Elsinore from Mabinogi, and something that looks like its from Vindictus wrapped into one game. EPIC AS FUCK.

  • BTW.... Its norwegian/swedish :D

  • her milkshake brings all the demons to the yard, and they r like "HFEWHGURSJDAGOFIDAHGOVLAGEEFG­REGFDGHDAGFSDF'"

  • HER MILKSHAKE IS MADE OF JUST MILK

  • @fifipokemon

    hahahhaa this made me laugh

  • @felixcloud

    :D

  • God this game looks amazing

  • @PANDACRAP1 it really isn't

  • Her milkshake brought all the boys to the yard

  • this reminds me of some show from cartoon network...i just can't remember what it was called...

  • @Steellonewolf77 lol I think Bleach? But Bleach is actually just shown on CN its from Shonen Jump

  • @Steellonewolf77

    JUNIPER LEE!

  • Her milkshakes...

  • he wanted to be friends w/ her!!

  • ... if i was her... i would have offered them a drink before throwing them out of her place... rude much?

  • Monster:Can i has a milkshake?

    Girl:NO *FIREBAL*

  • i would like if it it wasn't an MMORPG..i prefer single player games,,it's not that i like being alone..it's just i don't like people tea-bagging my corpse when i die and shouting rude things into a microphone at me ..and knowing i can't shout back when i don't have a bloody microphone cause i can't afford one..yeah and don't get me started on the DAMN PAY TO PLAY!! D: i'll take bad Ai over 8-13 year olds cussing me out.,

    i think i've made my point.^^

  • @axelx666 I know right. i feel the same way.

  • wtf

  • How strange it's zoe castillo from dreamfall the longest journey hah is this wat the dark wizzard guy was talking about the darkness is comeing looks good anyway

  • I didn't know homemade milkshakes granted such power :0

  • @tenchimasakis AND they're healthy

  • @MrScrake Even better! :)

  • @tenchimasakis that's not just any milkshake, that's a vegan milkshake.

  • @CamperCarl00 Ah ha now it all makes sense! its The Secret World.... of soy.

  • @tenchimasakis Just put a bit of tabasco sauce into it and it works. I tried it. Burned my mouth. Damn it hurts. It's really gross, by the way.

  • Finaly the Norwegians have a good game!

  • NOOO... NOT THE MILKSHAKE! D:

  • 0:48 isnt he cute.

  • Juniper Lee, is that you?

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  • reminds me of bleach

  • @Deadsilence45

    yeah indeed, in the end it looks like the girl does getsuga tenshou :p

  • Most attractive asian virtual female ever.

  • HOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT! this game is EPIC!

  • "Bitch if I don't get the rent check by the 1st I'm sending the nemesis enforcer to your apartment to collect!"

  • It's Jason Bourne as a female meets Ninja Gaiden meets Resident Evil. Perfect! :D

  • where the fuck is it?

  • Did this game get canceled or what?

  • magic vs melee weapon vs vs firearms =???

  • @PSNBloodraid Which mmorpg doesn't involve any of the elements of magic, guns, swords combat etc. What can you suggest to happen in the trailer? She turns around and offer that thing a sunday roast? Jump in and wrestle and bite him? Maybe Sims is your type of game, you can walk around in corridors and open doors. What would you like to happen?

  • @TupikWolf I should probably point out that the first time I saw this trailer was when it was first released, and I was unaware that it was an MMO until recently, since the genre in the description is just RPG. Knowing now that it is an MMO, and seeing the screens has unfortunately made me even less interested in the game, oh well.

    My whole gripe was that the tone the trailer setup for the game initially seemed interesting, and then they fucked it up with generic overdone bullshit.

  • me wathing normaly...than my face of WTF O.o at 0:47

  • Looked interesting up until the bit where she turned around, then it just turned into every other game ever made ever in the history of ever.

  • @PSNBloodraid You wanted the game to continue being about walking around an empty building and drinking juice?

  • @strikerk Uh, no... I liked the theme it was going for, and then they just ruined it by bringing in random magic fireball attack and the sword shit...

    I was hoping it would be - oh, I don't know - UNIQUE?

  • @PSNBloodraid Well, it is~ you're watching an old trailer. Go to their website and tell me you've seen another MMO like this.

  • @strikerk Assuming you've only played WoW.

  • @PSNBloodraid Why would you make that much of a ridiculous assumption? I haven't seen a lot of mmo's based on the real world, with a triple faction system based on modern real-world mythology like the Illuminati. Is it terribly original, no, but my question was "Have you seen another MMO like this" and you tell me something about WoW? Are you trolling me? Cuz I'm giving you at least a base level of respect by talking to you at all, chill and talk or leave me alone.

  • @strikerk None of that is original.

    There are plenty of MMOs with multiple factions.

    There are plenty of MMOs based in a modern world.

    Nothing about it is that original...

  • @PSNBloodraid When did I even use the word Original? The only time I said the word Original was when I said it wasn't. If you're not going to understand what I asked, why bother trying to answer? Go troll someone else.

  • @strikerk My apologies. I had read "it is terribly original", not "is it terribly original".

  • @PSNBloodraid Booohoo I give you a thumb down.

  • @Qwufi Oh no, my fragile heart cannot handle someone thumbing down my comment.

  • @PSNBloodraid I dont expect too much, but it could be good.

  • stupid.

  • @t1m1976 agreed.

  • how uninteresting

  • shes a badass bitch

  • this looks awesome

  • SO when they say they fight in the boardroom by controlling politics, do they higher levels send out armies and stuff do different areas of the maps and decide on quests for people, and can people actually conquer other countries?

  • MADE ME SAY OH SHITTT

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  • I want what's in that shake lol.

  • Was that her Dad???

  • she'd fus ro dah him

  • NORWAY FTW!

  • If you can have your own apartment and make milkshakes in it, I'm in!

  • awesome

    

  • haha i like how shes just sippin her milkshake and some random gears of war locust beast thing is chillin on her ceiling and shes just like whadd up! and then beats the shit out of him