Devastatin' Dave-- "Zip Zap Rap"

[jaredbrodahl]

how the fuck did i get here? i was looking at explosives lol

[bikedudeguy]

I'm finna get me sum cain and green tomorrow... good times will be had

[comingthisfriday]

niggas tellin it like it iz

[TWINKYBUTTFUCK1975]

THIS SONG IS PERFECT TO SMOKE METH TO!

[killpop123]

His mullet and the thought the he has the balls to stand up against drugs gets my muffin moist

[Rahavin1]

smoking a bowl right now

[ohdearwhatapity]

thanks to this song i no longer smoke coke, get high and drive a car, cry about the money i spent or have any fun whatsoever.

[TKVRPRJCT]

BEST SONG EVER MADE......

[V0b49e]

Although I still drink alcohol and smoke weed, I quit smoking crack after a 1-year run with it and, I must say, Devistatin' Dave is absolutely right here. Way to go! Quite possibly the ONLY musician who didn't do cocaine in the 80's.

[GUNLTD1]

DON'T BE A DOPE, DON'T SMOKE THAT COKE!

[SiMoFkr]

This song has changed my life, and my cocaine habits ;)

[Mateo11]

I called the cocaine hotline. They suggested I use a rolled-up dollar bill.

[Rond71]

Atleast he made 3xW stevecarter DOT c o m SLASH albumcovers DOT htm



[AndiNeverSlice]

I always blast this track when I score an 8 ball. Fuck you, Dave!

[RthomasmXvii]

thumbs up if this is the reason you do drugs

[ProfessorxVile]

The only thing Devastatin about Dave is his immune system, post-HIV.

[Gaffer213]

so this is the nigger that started it all

[23snacKs]

@Gaffer213 HAHA.

[fai3sai3]

Cellphone, say hello to your new ringtone...FOR EVER!

[Anemicnapalm]

thanks fukung.net

[SomeFlesh]

80's much?



[Medowin]

cocaine's a helluva drug.

[Kamelg]

hehe at least he had a message :) not like some stupid makeing no sence rylics now days ^^

[GeneralMetalz]

This is the best shit to do some coke to.

[maxkorch]

is he related to bill cosby?

[TissueRejection]

This makes me want blow

[StevenAbootmanWGA]

29 people didn't say no to drugs.

[ktoolk]

this song makes me want to smoke the biggest blunt in the world

[JewsusTehChrist]

Devastatin' Dave- The Turntable Slave

[JewsusTehChrist]

Devastatin' Dave- The Turntable Slave

[rigstula]

I love how he raps against drugs, but that he would obviously have to be on drugs himself to dress like that. Also admiring the pink ZAP firmly planted directly upon his crotch.

[mcat2317]

Still...this is better than Miley Cyrus.

[vigneshvicky258]

Everyone says no to drugs.... before they saw ZAP in the pants :P

[MrPuglet]

WTF is this crap!? Is this guy still alive or has someone already shot him?

[harpersneil]

I was baked when I watched this!

[HK271184]

@harpersneil Haha same.. yet the only thing this song has inspired me to do is smoke more drugs.

[TheFourStringViking]

If only rap nowadays were like this. Nobody would ever have any problems again.

EVER.

[killerdynam0]

hahahahaha this is totally Pierre from Tim & Eric

[GETURPOPCRNRDY1]

I get the sneaking suspicion he's advocating against drugs because he just wants more for himself

[chitownkracker]

THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANNA DO CRACK!!!!

[winfriedSS]

You know it's a serious issue when Devastatin' Dave tells you you've got a zippadippawhippa cocain habit.

That shit cuts deep.

[Killercrusader]

Zip a dip a zap a rap, so rap the zip so dap that rap. So rip the zip so keep it whip to do the zip?

[SheepSleepy]

Dont be a fool, stay in school!

[StrOcc]

his penis is labeled "zap"...

[Ayejayism80]

This is the shhheeeeeeeeet mayne!

[localhbci]

THE TURNTABLE SLAVE

[snakeEyes4121]

25 people have a cocaine habit

[mg196]

1. Devastatin Dave

2. Rakim

3. EPMD

4.  KRS-ONE

5. The Average Homeboy

[annefrankisaho]

DO NOT GET HIGH AND DRIVE A CAR. YOU WILL NOT GET VERY FAR

[PutItAway101]

My god the pants

[sneakitout]

1. Devastatin Dave

2. Nas

3. Rakim

4. Pac

5. Big L

[markworth332]

@sneakitout Let me name it for you.

1. Dylon

2. Dylon

3. Dylon

4. Dylon

5. Devastatin Dave

[Ryan24lsu]

Yes!

[drewbud315]

OMG I FUCKIN LOVE SAYING NO TO DRUGS. WOOPS HAHAHAHAHASHAHA LOOKS LIKE THE CHOKES oN ME.

[scottpilgrim88]

22 people said yes to drugs

[kalii2]

So the lesson is that if you do coke and then play baseball you will be in the hospital for 30 days and then they give you a Cadillac?? Huh.

And apparently coke is the only bad drug.

I'm so lost.

So your options are 1)Be a thief

2) Get a boring 9-5 job or

3)Be a rich fuck that gets to ride around in a limo?

[Laramas]

I think the kids are saying no to this song. Poor kids. :(

[SleeazyE]

i can't tell if this is a joke...

[niperwiper]

SAY NO!

[charleslumman]

if i played this loud throughout the slum, everyone would break out laughing the gardaí would think i was on crack

[charleslumman]

hilarious

[thechainsmokerrrrrr]

i fucking love this song. im so fucking stoned right now!

[dolmio5day]

Don't do drugs kids, otherwise Devastatin' Dave'll get on your ass.

[Mateo11]

@dolmio5day If you're a guy, he'll get on you ass regardless. I mean LOOK at him.

[quote55]

dont be a dope, dont smoke the coke

[turnawry]

Everybody has it so use it gallant...ly!

[lurch321]

If Dave is the turntable slave...................who is the turntable master?

[lookhereholmes]

@lurch321 Ronald Reagan

[direbloodraven]

lol geeze this shit hilarious. not to bad i'd rather listen to this than the BS we got out now.

[nightsdreamparadox]

Say no to shitty rap and overbearing government!

[Sanny987]

Don't get high and drive a car, you will not get very far!

[ogierepier]

Haha, the turntable slave! What an awesome name... too bad he's against drugs.

[picanha123321]

GAY extreme!

heheheheheeheh

this is the worst thing that I ever heard in years!!!

[goldmember987]

this is the best song i have ever heard

[darkarbiter7]

This was in a worst album cover book I have.

[SpiderMangina]

@darkarbiter7 You own this for real?

[slantyrock]

i like how he rhymed rap with zap and zap with rap. i also like how he rhymed slave with dave.

[Apemopo]

"The turntable slave"... what?

[MrZurmi32]

The best part is when he says zip zap

[anonymous3637]

Say what you will about Dave but he put it down...

[DALordOfTheLabyrinth]

hahaha :D

[zedrein18]

You know if someone rolls up in their car with this song pulsing from the speakers, someone's getting either a) shot or b) their asses kicked.

[gnome95]

i would be addicted and sucking dick for coke if it wasnt for devastatin dave's prophet like message.

Thank you D.D. i think your music has touched every single person in a different way.

xoxox

[levy3poop]

@gnome95

Addicted to sucking dick for coke??

[Flinty88]

devastatin' dave is my hero

damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[popnfresh2def]

see what happens when a musician donse=nt do enough drugs. lol, he still the greatest rapper of all time. biggie and tupac got nothin on him

[AtariMan76]

This is hands down the best song ever!

[xironmonkyx]

better than Jay-Z imo

[markabm074]

This is lyrically the greatest song of all time. His delivery in this song is on a whole nother level. Nice one Devastatin' Dave... can't wait for the Jason Nevins remix!

[Strate2]

weaksense. hiphop and drugs are one!

[OpenEyes00]

shit's thuggish.

[lmeister3]

You almost have to be high to enjoy this song. 

[magyarR34]

this music makes me feel suicidle...

[iamdiaperman]

greatest album ever ! watch my ape videos

[jesusonazareth]

does anyone know if he has a tour coming up? please!

[jesusonazareth]

dave can devastate me with his lyrical wisdom anytime

[lmeister3]

Turntable Slavery.

[mrbananalee]

What an embarassment to the human race this guy really was. Don't smoke that coke? Caution does not rhyme with options, this guy is definitely not Grandmaster Flash.

[ic0r1337]

rooooofl!!! thats brilliant!!

best raper!!!

not :P

[skatetron]

the original blizzard man

[xbox360zocker]

zipzap kack ab du spast

[wcdr2010]

ES HORRIBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Youngin482]

dont do drugz kids smoke weed!!!

[Exposingsatan]

rofl what the fuck is this shit

[Coachramsies]

I drive best when I'm high

[GidionX]

best part, is totally that retarded Breathing solo he pulls off.

[EvelTwinOfSlogmaster]

Playing baseball like Willie Mays then in the hospital for thirty days? Where do I get some of THAT shit? : O

And his DJ is named The Turntable Slave. Yeesh...

[ZEBKRON]

I think you better call the cocaine hotline!!

[NightRanger77]

DONT SMOKE THAT COKE MOTHERFUCKER

[Laulie98]

Ironically I'd have to high to "get down" to this.

[Zeppelinbro]

I was high.

[Ramongomina]

no to drugs YES TO WEED

[therealflamelit]

This Guy had to either be a Dealer or a Fiend cause he knows all the nicknames and weights and describes it to a tee.....

[TheTaylorMan32]

Say yes to drugs. The world is so crooked and people don't realize they're pets to the "Big Man" Drugs make you realize what reality really is. Or just smoke some weed and do something productive, Without drugs how much different would Led Zep. be or even Pink Floyd?? probably wouldn't be as amazing. Fuck this rap.

[Pardessus]

>smoking cocaine

[ericx777]

I'm sure the rapper was high when he did this!

Seriously, how fucked up do you have to be to make a turd like this?

I need a beer!

[undyingstorm87]

zomg thats hilarious!

too bad theres no music video xD

[Zeppelinbro]

I like how I listen to this all the time.

[salsa2good]

terrible

[Zeppelinbro]

zip zap FUCK YOU

[AmyBEEE]

"DEVASTATIN" is right.  JESUS

[JamesBLonde0059]

Holy shit. I first saw this under funniest album covers; song speaks for it! xD

[mikeba6]

Oh God!! My ears!!

[asdfxcxv]

don't smoke cocaine, do the zip zap rap instead damn it

[gyqz]

Dudes.....the best rapper ever is Cazwell!!! :-)

[Ducentije]

It really exists... XDD

[TheHawkdaddy]

Greatest Rapper ever.

[fethersword]

greatest rapper ever??

no not close

i think biggie, tupac, big L, wu tang, eminem, nas, jay-z, nwa, dre, snoop, eazy, cube, and many others are incredibly better.

[TheHawkdaddy]

Sarcasm....

[fethersword]

ha yea i figured

but he does spit some hot fresh rhymes

[Rojola]

@TheHawkdaddy

also most sexiest perhaps (erotic)

[picanha123321]

@TheHawkdaddy you just got to be kidding me!

[thegarbeen]

lolol!

[that1kidtravis]

dont do drugs smoke weed

[guitarlad89]

@that1kidtravis drug is a weed, it alters the mind, therefore it is a drug.

[drryangibbons]

drug is a weed?

[guitarlad89]

@drryangibbons  typo.

[DBerry80]

@drryangibbons the correct answer to that is NO. It is not.

[jennion101]

this changed my life.

[justinwcook]

if you dont like the zip zap rap you can get the fuck out

[xParoxysm]

@justinwcook This song is so fail.

[picanha123321]

@justinwcook who the fuck are you to tell me to get the fuck out??/??

this is horrible and i want to tell everybody!

so you get the fuck out bitch!

[heatherkuykendall]

@picanha123321 You got told to get the fuck out HA! HAAAAAAAAAAAAH bbbaBBBBBBBAWWWWWW Oh and shut the fucking DOOR YOU AUTO TUNED COCK ZOMBIE......ZIP ZAP RAP YO ASS ON OUT~A HERE!!! HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW­WWWWWWAAAAAA

[Gmancrap]

Dat nigga wack.

[lookhereholmes]

@Gmancrap ...you dont mean that,thats just the cocaine talking

[Cyke101]

@justinwcook Hey, way to go, quoting Nancy Reagan like that

[4zUko]

@justinwcook i saw this guy in my 'seriously bad album covers' book.

had to check him out.

it's hard to put into english how i feel about this.

zip zap crap?

you must have to be on drugs to appreciate it.

[malvern666]

I think this guy was on drugs

[Infinitrium]

Do I hear a bit of Buff Love (r.i.p) starting around the 3:33 mark?

[sXeBetterThanYou]

rip devastating dave

[FFFFFFFFFUUUU]

This album cover was black which made it ideal to snort coke off of.

[maggiez5]

did most of you only listen to this cause of josh posting it on twitter cause if that is true you guys aughta get a life seriously

[johanthepirate]

sXe began here. Fuck Minor Threat. This guy's a genius of urban poetry.

[MonotremeKing]

XXX sXe XXX This is where it all began.

[johanthepirate]

Who the hell is Josh Ramsay?

[maggiez5]

the lead singer to a newish canadian band called marianas trench

[MaddieMcCartney1]

Love it.

Love Josh.

Thank you.

[MayaLedgerHale]

Josh Josh Josh....

[inlovewithgarbowsky]

this makes me wonder what goes on in that boys' head. oh josh!

[lovey1299]

this song is the best song ive ever heard. but if josh hadnt loved it, it would be the worst. :P

[lemonluver56]

if josh ramsay loves this song than i love it!!!! he has the weirdest music taste..... thanx for sharing josh......

[Butterscotch0193]

hehehe lolol josh ramsay likes the weirdest music ever xD but i love him. and his musicc!! <3

[ipodmaster45]

apparently josh ramsay said best song ever and it makes it cooler

[kiwucha]

As Josh Ramsay said : BEST. SONG. EVER.

[MTRENCHaddict]

is that zap over with crotch...?

[OrangeSmartyy]

HAHA lol this is the Best song ever

[stunnaboe]

My Mom has this Album Along with a hole bunch of albums.......:O

[reaghy]

this is amazing and the best song ever

[sowhatsup94]

this was posted on josh ramsays twitter . LOL .

"BEST. SONG. EVER."

hahahaha

[dronesandpaperwings]

thats how i found it too!! HAHA :3 gotta love JR <3

[zapwatt]

OK so everybody take note: when you see people post videos labeled "oldschool" or you see people leave comments about how much they love this or that "oldschool" video/song etc. please know that this Zip Zap Rap actually IS oldschool.

Oldschool does NOT = old.

OLD = old

Newschool = modern rhyme style that is faster and slicker.

Oldschool is the slower simpler rhyming style like Zip Zap Rap. "A B C/One Two Three/You And Me" Think Fat Boys and Kurtis Blow.

[mahawas3n]

listen to this blazed its so good

[Vetthaner]

The worst disc front cover EVER!

[geovhonni]

this song is awesome high aha lmao

[Pippits]

I can't believe this song is nearly five minutes long. I would probably only be able to write a 30 second song about the drugs that aren't fun to do, and then maybe another 30 seconds about what drugs are fun to do.

[insaneclownbrian]

This Guy Would Rip Eminem & KRS In a Battle!!!

[scorn256]

this is so badass.

[GrahamCrackers94]

lol. fail.