@333fulish wow, that is totally retarted, im catholic and a few of my good mates follow islam and have implicity told me that a true follower of islam does not drink alcohol according to the words in the quran and its a good way to show discipline. please, stop trolling mate, stop trolling~
@ITroll4DaLOLS That's bullshit...Ricky Gervias doesn't disrespect religion because he's Atheist...he has no reason to respect religion because religion is fucking retarded bullshit. Making fun of all religions in order to even out the playing field and not offend someone is just not what Atheist do. Jim Jeffries makes fun of the same desert religions as Ricky but you just hear more about christianity from Ricky because he has to deal with it more directly.
@Mikedogg13666 Nah Ricky Gervais is a limited comedian, look at any religious stand up he does, look at his twitter feed/photos, all about jesus, he never once joked about islam or any other religion because hes scared to.
@ITroll4DaLOLS Well now that you mention it...you're right. I don't remember him making comments about Islam. However, if he is "scared"...which I have no idea why he would be...it's not a good reason not to point out how fucking absurd all religions are equally. Hell, Islam is no different than Christianity. Both of them are desert religions and both of them are ignorant, murder filled loads of dog shit. They were written in a the world where the people were the least educated.
@Mikedogg13666 Christianity is completely different to Islam. Islam is 10 times more stricter and evil. Apostasy in Islam is death by stoning, there is no punishment for apostasy in Christianity - you can choose your own path whenever you want to. Islam makes their women wear face masks, what God would cover the face of their creation? Islam is an extreme religion with no place in modern society. They talk about living by the quran because it has good morals, which is completely untrue.
@ITroll4DaLOLS read this comment about christianity being all great and stuff ready to tear yo a new asshole until i saw your name and thought he's fucking trying to wind cunts up and i aint gonna be that idiot that doesn't notice
@Mikedogg13666 and Christianity has more problems tbh, im an atheist too but yea, i can see how the words "religion is fucking retarded bullshit" can offend someone and doesn't really make a point.
@Mikedogg13666 Christianity has more problems tbh, im an atheist too but yea, i can see how the words "religion is fucking retarded bullshit" can offend someone and doesn't really make a point.
He was talking about some Muslims and their Culture not Islam, people need to stop mixing these two, certain cultures oppress women but Islam honours women.
@ITroll4DaLOLS but do not think Islam is the only evil in this world: wherever religious zealots and bigots of all stripes get to rule it's always women who suffer first, e.g. in India, Africa and also in Tibet, where the oh-so-peaceful Buddhist priests led a bloody reign of terror against the impoverished civilian population … until the Chinese put an end to that by installing their own secular terror. People are happily killing other people when they think god/allah/jehova is on THEIR side.
@macmarine Check out Queen Rania of Jordan or Shiekha Mozah, one of the most inspirational ladies in the world and they both come from small middle eastern countries and are muslim.Did u see them getting "stoned" ?lol they but getting huge honors from the islam world and Unicef, Young Global League, and the WEF. Don't get me started on what Shiekha Mozah has done, just get educated mate,They are more inspirational then western women. As in the U.S Senate there are only 17 women and 83 men..
most people like every single of his videos, and a small amount don't like it, and most if those people that does not like it is because they want more!
learn to laugh at yourself, then laugh at others. or watch stanhopes screenwipe bit 'why your opinion doesn't matter' and shut up! also, the 'race of monkeys' comment? - seems like you've walked into a football game and had a spiritual experience. "red team vs blue team! ug ug fight". race of monkeys who?
What a sick-ass, un-funny rant. Making fun of burn victims? So much other stuff to talk about. This guy's routine is like something I need to scrap off of my shoe!
@SonnyDelight69 That's because, you idiot, "Cunt" is always directed at other men.The fact that it happens to piss off Seppo and Canuck women is simply a fortunate bonus.
hate the fact that a clip of a comedian (TO LAUGH, you know hahaha) is turning into a political debate if people can't ridiculize (and sorry for my bad grammar) something in our modern society we are going to fascism and dictatorship and we all know what happened 70 years ago
@MrBurningMadness lol i agree with you. The funny thing is jim jeffries obviously does not care about religion so he won't sit and argue with people. He jokes about religion because that is his job and he is very good at it.
Hahahahaha I am no muslim but I am arabic and this guy sure is fucking Awesome and my parents are muslims and they watched this and laughed,people need to stop getting butthurt over nothing.
@TheSharqi sometimes u just gotta laugh at urself and not take things to seriously. hes not insulting muslims... hes just saying his opinion and saying that he wouldnt want to live that life style that we are living.
We find it offensive that you non-Muslims can come to our lands such as the UAE (United Arab Emirates) and then apply your own rules and laws upon yourselves that have been banned within the country and still do them thinking you hold a moral high ground. We find it offensive that you fail to even learn the language when you have been living in the UAE for years on end! We find it offensive that you disobey our laws and do as you please!
@lSaif Yeah, fuck the hypocrites! I hate too, when bunch of hypocrites from the west dissobey bunch of hypocrites from the east. Yeah, that's right, ya twits!
@lSaif Have you ever been to the UK? Exactly the same happens here. The main difference is that the government is trying to get us to change to accept these people. If I were to move to a country, I would have the decency to use that country's language in public, get a job and follow the laws. Unfortunately, there aren't many others like me.
Don't think that sort of behaviour is exclusive to your country.
@sockschappercat You wouldn't, seriously you would not and its very unlikely. I travel a lot and never in my life (Apart from once, a guy spoke disjointed and broken Arabic phrases and whenever someone replied to him he would not understand) has a British, American or an Australian that I have ever met in Doha, UAE or Hong Kong where I spent 7 years of my life that spoke the native languages, well one person did speak Cantonese in HK but he was raised there after the age of 7...
I am muslim and am happy that he didn't go the way of racism and fear-mongering against muslims, but just made a cute joke about the muslim women stereotype (which of course I would argue against) ;p
This bloke is fucking awesome. Him, Doug Stanhope, Brendon Burns and Tom Stade are some of the best comedians out there bar none ! The pricks on these so-called comedy shows like Jack Whitehall, Russell Howard, Jason Manford are fucking useless PC cunts. And Michael McCintyre is a CUNT.
Really, some of you people are a fucking joke! Reading these fucking do-gooders that want to defend nationalities that waltz into our country and we have to change our laws and culture to suit them! But we can all thank you fucking wannabe political correct tossers that have never lived a day in the real fucking world and point fingers at people and call them rednecks because you think your educated! Sorry, your wrong! You are the reason why this country is FUCKED!
I thought it was gonna be really offensive but then i found it wasn't a real go at Muslims just a rather funny prod at them as a religion. but after 1:45 i kinda lost interest as it became the usual im an aussie so i act tough and pretend i have to be drunk and stupid to be cool.
like he says in the vid ;D if you take away bacon and beer from me i would fly a plane into a building! ...all the Hate Coments are from ppl that do not get beer and bacon ! ;)
@supernicewitit hmmm thats odd that you'd make such a random assumption? i in fact hate jeff dunham, not that i have to explain jack shit to you. this guy is kinda funny in other categories though.
@ch1ld0fbodom Touché. It's friday and I'm having few beers and soon I'll be going to bar have a few more with some friends. Maybe we'll share our suckable stories with each other :3
People who go see Jim Jeffries know what they're getting into. Gotta love how he still manages to divide the audience.
Comedy 101: If there's ANYTHING in the history of the universe that you find offensive, your're a fucking cunt and should sit out Jim Jeffries to first grow a sense of humour.
Take a look at MICKY FLANAGAN....If anyone doesnt laugh at some point of his clip then theres no hope for ya as your a complete cock and your mum should have gave you away at birth ....... she probably looks and you when your having the yearly get-together turns to your dad and says....his a fucking twat.....lol
Everytime I see a friend, I offer them a beer. IF they turn it down it just blows my mind away. Can't drink ONE beer? It's weird as shit! I would NEVER turn down a beer, WTF!!!
Love that as soon as he says muslim he responds as fast as lightning on the silence (where jews and such just earlier in the show everyone was clapping and such). The joy of a world were the majority is scared of a religion .. :P
@TheSharqi We find it offensive that muslims can move to our western countries, disobey our laws and claim they are living under the law of islam... But you still do it. So we don't give a shit if you find this offensive. If you don't like it, don't fucking watch it. It's that fucking simple, really.
First Austrailia is a country of immigrants and so is America where there were peole there
before you came . what happened to them? jesus know .second whe don not to enforce
anything on any one , you just do not respect our joices when we do respect yours . You cant make me eat pork or drink beer because I live in Austraila ! what laws we disobey really ? tell me I am very interested . is there a law against me chossing what I wear , what I drink or eat . It is called freedom
I am not an immigrant , I have a homeland where you don't . I have a loving parents and faithful wife . I am a doctor . I am not from a race of monkeys I am a human being
@Tantoblade1pd Yesssss. Are there many muslims in Australia? and whats the general sentiment towards them? They are fucking everywhere here in Canada.
@ram0000100 In general we don't have a problem if they adopt our country's ethics, but most of them don't and try to preach allah and keep their family and kids under the guidance of a crock of shit religion.
the only bullshit is that in your head . islam is the most modern relegion it is only 1400 years old whither christianity is 2000 thousand years old so who is outdated ?
and by the way you dont own austraila you just passing by
the only thing degrading to a woman is to expose herself in public so that every one can see her , as an honorable man I cant accept my wife flesh to be eaten by worthless scums like yourself. and when clothing can hold anyone from achieving any thing ?she has a degree in pharmacology and work in a hospital
women have every right but you see only clothings
awesome
jahtesters 3 days ago
1:19 - that joke should have received a lot more laughs
FalseAlarm100 4 days ago
Fuck you!! Who the fuck are you to talk about muslims like that! Yeah we might not eat PIG but theres no such thing as we cnt drink!
333fulish 5 days ago
@333fulish wow, that is totally retarted, im catholic and a few of my good mates follow islam and have implicity told me that a true follower of islam does not drink alcohol according to the words in the quran and its a good way to show discipline. please, stop trolling mate, stop trolling~
well1ngton1 3 days ago
@333fulish uMad ?
MrGambitGambit 3 days ago
That's why Muslims are so angry and pathological all the time. No beer and bacon.
NakedWombatStuff 5 days ago
Love arabs , hate muslims thats about the size of it .
TheOneBlackSheep1973 6 days ago
... and now Steve is the "light" of the party, thats how i would have ended it
Quantum1Leaper 1 week ago
i dont drink... damn lol
TheDeacon09 1 week ago
The women crowd after the "sound's good in theory" :D
ol0pl0x 1 week ago
didnt he quit drinking ?
stupidfookinshite 1 week ago
JESUS
onehndrdprcntcreep 1 week ago
at 4:35 - 4:37 wat was that? Am I the only one to notice that?
MrSpiffilicious 2 weeks ago
Does anybody know which of Jeffries' shows this clip is from? :)
cammijackson1 2 weeks ago
best title of any video...ever.
mrSense420 2 weeks ago
I find this funny, too, but it is a shitty thing, if people start taking anything serious this man says.
stelderhaiderman 2 weeks ago
fantastic :)
sozmoz 3 weeks ago
hahahaha I love this guy
spiritobscura 3 weeks ago
I have respect for Jim Jeffries who jokes about all religions for comedy, unlike Ricky Gervias who just disrespects religion because he's an atheist.
ITroll4DaLOLS 3 weeks ago
@ITroll4DaLOLS That's bullshit...Ricky Gervias doesn't disrespect religion because he's Atheist...he has no reason to respect religion because religion is fucking retarded bullshit. Making fun of all religions in order to even out the playing field and not offend someone is just not what Atheist do. Jim Jeffries makes fun of the same desert religions as Ricky but you just hear more about christianity from Ricky because he has to deal with it more directly.
Mikedogg13666 3 weeks ago 13
@Mikedogg13666 Nah Ricky Gervais is a limited comedian, look at any religious stand up he does, look at his twitter feed/photos, all about jesus, he never once joked about islam or any other religion because hes scared to.
ITroll4DaLOLS 2 weeks ago
@ITroll4DaLOLS Well now that you mention it...you're right. I don't remember him making comments about Islam. However, if he is "scared"...which I have no idea why he would be...it's not a good reason not to point out how fucking absurd all religions are equally. Hell, Islam is no different than Christianity. Both of them are desert religions and both of them are ignorant, murder filled loads of dog shit. They were written in a the world where the people were the least educated.
Mikedogg13666 2 weeks ago
@Mikedogg13666 Christianity is completely different to Islam. Islam is 10 times more stricter and evil. Apostasy in Islam is death by stoning, there is no punishment for apostasy in Christianity - you can choose your own path whenever you want to. Islam makes their women wear face masks, what God would cover the face of their creation? Islam is an extreme religion with no place in modern society. They talk about living by the quran because it has good morals, which is completely untrue.
ITroll4DaLOLS 2 weeks ago
@ITroll4DaLOLS ahahahaha!! somones been brainwashed by the priest pedophiles.
TheLastRevelation01 1 week ago
@TheLastRevelation01 Im not Christian :o not even religious :o awkward for you :o
ITroll4DaLOLS 1 week ago
@ITroll4DaLOLS Nope as majority of people here were raised in a catholic school thus, bringing all the hatred.
TheLastRevelation01 1 week ago
@ITroll4DaLOLS read this comment about christianity being all great and stuff ready to tear yo a new asshole until i saw your name and thought he's fucking trying to wind cunts up and i aint gonna be that idiot that doesn't notice
jimmy2k4o 1 week ago
@Mikedogg13666 and Christianity has more problems tbh, im an atheist too but yea, i can see how the words "religion is fucking retarded bullshit" can offend someone and doesn't really make a point.
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@Mikedogg13666 Christianity has more problems tbh, im an atheist too but yea, i can see how the words "religion is fucking retarded bullshit" can offend someone and doesn't really make a point.
TheLastRevelation01 1 week ago
He was talking about some Muslims and their Culture not Islam, people need to stop mixing these two, certain cultures oppress women but Islam honours women.
krazyville 4 weeks ago
@krazyville … Islam honors women, my ass! By stoning them to death, hanging them from construction cranes or publicly beating them to a bloody pulp?!
macmarine 3 weeks ago
@macmarine Thank you, finally someone with some sense on this website
ITroll4DaLOLS 2 weeks ago
@ITroll4DaLOLS but do not think Islam is the only evil in this world: wherever religious zealots and bigots of all stripes get to rule it's always women who suffer first, e.g. in India, Africa and also in Tibet, where the oh-so-peaceful Buddhist priests led a bloody reign of terror against the impoverished civilian population … until the Chinese put an end to that by installing their own secular terror. People are happily killing other people when they think god/allah/jehova is on THEIR side.
macmarine 2 weeks ago
@macmarine Check out Queen Rania of Jordan or Shiekha Mozah, one of the most inspirational ladies in the world and they both come from small middle eastern countries and are muslim.Did u see them getting "stoned" ?lol they but getting huge honors from the islam world and Unicef, Young Global League, and the WEF. Don't get me started on what Shiekha Mozah has done, just get educated mate,They are more inspirational then western women. As in the U.S Senate there are only 17 women and 83 men..
TheLastRevelation01 1 week ago
Have you noticed?
most people like every single of his videos, and a small amount don't like it, and most if those people that does not like it is because they want more!
lmfaoooooo
i did not know this guy im starting to love it!
klub154 4 weeks ago
¯\(°_o)/¯
sentenzamx 4 weeks ago
muslim women have right more than any other women on earth
408suzan 1 month ago
@408suzan
god given right's, right? Or man made rights?
benaberry 1 month ago
you stupid comedian Islam is not only arab religion - Islam is worldwide religion from only and the truth God! (Allah)
SuperGeniusLife 1 month ago
@SuperGeniusLife Not so genius after all
devilshark500 1 month ago
@SuperGeniusLife THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!
Carnageloser7 1 month ago
learn to laugh at yourself, then laugh at others. or watch stanhopes screenwipe bit 'why your opinion doesn't matter' and shut up! also, the 'race of monkeys' comment? - seems like you've walked into a football game and had a spiritual experience. "red team vs blue team! ug ug fight". race of monkeys who?
Shabz131 1 month ago
only 72 people dont drink xD that figures.
Madara757 1 month ago
human race anyone?
HotSweetPotato1 1 month ago
ohh THATS LOVELY xD
BiowareMad 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
What a sick-ass, un-funny rant. Making fun of burn victims? So much other stuff to talk about. This guy's routine is like something I need to scrap off of my shoe!
pitweazel 1 month ago
I notice that Brits and Aussies throw the word "cunt" around like it's nothing.
In Canada if you call a woman a cunt she must have done something awful to you!
SonnyDelight69 1 month ago
@SonnyDelight69 That's because, you idiot, "Cunt" is always directed at other men.The fact that it happens to piss off Seppo and Canuck women is simply a fortunate bonus.
laiosto 1 month ago
hate the fact that a clip of a comedian (TO LAUGH, you know hahaha) is turning into a political debate if people can't ridiculize (and sorry for my bad grammar) something in our modern society we are going to fascism and dictatorship and we all know what happened 70 years ago
MrBurningMadness 1 month ago
@MrBurningMadness lol i agree with you. The funny thing is jim jeffries obviously does not care about religion so he won't sit and argue with people. He jokes about religion because that is his job and he is very good at it.
millwalllboy9 1 month ago
I wish he was my uncle
goodvvibes 1 month ago
Hahahahaha I am no muslim but I am arabic and this guy sure is fucking Awesome and my parents are muslims and they watched this and laughed,people need to stop getting butthurt over nothing.
websterx9 1 month ago
imma muslim and i found this extremely funny... for all the buzzkill muslims out there, light up.
acast995 1 month ago 38
@acast995
Islam is a very sincere to all muslims sacred and pure
how you laugh at the messeage of Allah and call that funny and go on
Dont .
TheSharqi 1 month ago
@TheSharqi sometimes u just gotta laugh at urself and not take things to seriously. hes not insulting muslims... hes just saying his opinion and saying that he wouldnt want to live that life style that we are living.
acast995 4 weeks ago
He still made a terrorist joke even though he said he wouldnt xD
finalfantasy50 1 month ago
We find it offensive that you non-Muslims can come to our lands such as the UAE (United Arab Emirates) and then apply your own rules and laws upon yourselves that have been banned within the country and still do them thinking you hold a moral high ground. We find it offensive that you fail to even learn the language when you have been living in the UAE for years on end! We find it offensive that you disobey our laws and do as you please!
HYPOCRITES
lSaif 1 month ago
@lSaif UAE is 90% pakistanis so... how many white cunts actually want to live in hajji land? fucking none
ASTEagle 1 month ago
@ASTEagle Roughly 10% of the population is "white cunts".
lSaif 1 month ago
@lSaif Yeah, fuck the hypocrites! I hate too, when bunch of hypocrites from the west dissobey bunch of hypocrites from the east. Yeah, that's right, ya twits!
Hypocrites got offended? Big fucking deal!
Justas923 1 month ago
@lSaif Have you ever been to the UK? Exactly the same happens here. The main difference is that the government is trying to get us to change to accept these people. If I were to move to a country, I would have the decency to use that country's language in public, get a job and follow the laws. Unfortunately, there aren't many others like me.
Don't think that sort of behaviour is exclusive to your country.
sockschappercat 1 month ago
@sockschappercat You wouldn't, seriously you would not and its very unlikely. I travel a lot and never in my life (Apart from once, a guy spoke disjointed and broken Arabic phrases and whenever someone replied to him he would not understand) has a British, American or an Australian that I have ever met in Doha, UAE or Hong Kong where I spent 7 years of my life that spoke the native languages, well one person did speak Cantonese in HK but he was raised there after the age of 7...
lSaif 1 month ago
im a muslim woman and i found this fucking funny !!!
Minisniper555 1 month ago
@Minisniper555 you awesome fucking person
siemvandenberg 1 month ago
Drinking is dumb...take that
wingwaabuddha 1 month ago
@wingwaabuddha well then i guess your rely fucking boring
joshberretyaskovich 1 month ago
@joshberretyaskovich im the most amazing person in the world...
wingwaabuddha 1 month ago
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wingwaabuddha 1 month ago
i dont drink because i dont like the taste. NOBODY DOES!!
07logiebear 1 month ago
in a better world this mans a prophet of life
orcthumper81 1 month ago
Haha, I'm from a muslim background and this is the funniest thing I've seen!
093darkknight 1 month ago
65 people are high on life
madmaco10 1 month ago
NOBODY holds the right not to be offended even if this offends you grow up and Fuck off its the opinion of one person
modelzero1 1 month ago
I am muslim and am happy that he didn't go the way of racism and fear-mongering against muslims, but just made a cute joke about the muslim women stereotype (which of course I would argue against) ;p
Lhaw06 1 month ago
This bloke is fucking awesome. Him, Doug Stanhope, Brendon Burns and Tom Stade are some of the best comedians out there bar none ! The pricks on these so-called comedy shows like Jack Whitehall, Russell Howard, Jason Manford are fucking useless PC cunts. And Michael McCintyre is a CUNT.
ImahGoer 1 month ago
from what show is this?
cebolla1212 1 month ago
... Prostitution is legal in Australia? To Orbitz!!
MrBeektors 1 month ago
Really, some of you people are a fucking joke! Reading these fucking do-gooders that want to defend nationalities that waltz into our country and we have to change our laws and culture to suit them! But we can all thank you fucking wannabe political correct tossers that have never lived a day in the real fucking world and point fingers at people and call them rednecks because you think your educated! Sorry, your wrong! You are the reason why this country is FUCKED!
scammedbygov 1 month ago
Good comedians have to reject religion because in order to be a good comedian...you can't be retarded.
123BenThere 1 month ago 44
@1stNightingale stereotyping just the way you say all Aussies are drunk show-offs?
Grow up, kid. It's comedy.
Andrewduncanmcl 1 month ago
I'm Muslim and I found this fucking hilarious!
SammyAl7 1 month ago 2
I thought it was gonna be really offensive but then i found it wasn't a real go at Muslims just a rather funny prod at them as a religion. but after 1:45 i kinda lost interest as it became the usual im an aussie so i act tough and pretend i have to be drunk and stupid to be cool.
1stNightingale 1 month ago
"I don't drink because I don't like the taste of it"..."NO ONE DOES" HAHAHA
guyguy2345555 2 months ago
dont you just hate it when those muslims make those propaganda video about pork having maggots
FrostMan92 2 months ago
why the fuck is there a button to make it snow on the video....
mike4333 2 months ago
i cirq la jerk
calvinbmx 2 months ago
im muslim too and found this offensive and rude
calvinbmx 2 months ago
@calvinbmx then don't watch it
1903Jefferies 2 months ago
@calvinbmx what dont you find offensive?
tommyig5 2 months ago
@calvinbmx
Go ride your bmx then calvin you fuckin twat
dudesonman4200 2 months ago
what a retard.
hugeackman 2 months ago
I probably wouldn't drink or eat bacon even if i weren't Muslim.
YmnTree 2 months ago
Takes out another glass=WIN...
obiwanobiwan13 2 months ago
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I'm beer and found this quite funny
mashmiles 2 months ago
I'm beer and found this quite funny
mashmiles 2 months ago
56 people committed suicide and jihad on the dislike button
generalxtc 2 months ago
like he says in the vid ;D if you take away bacon and beer from me i would fly a plane into a building! ...all the Hate Coments are from ppl that do not get beer and bacon ! ;)
babbenagemalm 2 months ago
XD I love this guy! XD
maidenjapan66 2 months ago
drinking FTW :D
metalnavi20 2 months ago
Spot on love this guy ..... and all you pc people can go f.., off
paschal63 2 months ago
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this guys a lowlife cuntfuck
szeilea 2 months ago
@szeilea yeah but funny, let me guess u think trash like jeff dunham is funny right?
supernicewitit 2 months ago
@supernicewitit hmmm thats odd that you'd make such a random assumption? i in fact hate jeff dunham, not that i have to explain jack shit to you. this guy is kinda funny in other categories though.
szeilea 2 months ago
"I'm not racist, I'm a bigot, they are both very different." LOL!
corycashatt90 2 months ago
There's gotta be at least one cunt who's been punched in the head and found this quite funny
BukaTheNoise 2 months ago in playlist Comedy
Where did all these pommy comments come from? Keep it up Jim j. You rule comedy.
2dub2steady 2 months ago
:^D HAHAHA
hanson666999 2 months ago
I'm beer and found this quite funny.
mashmiles 2 months ago 61
@mashmiles oh! I'm a great fan! I love your work
4lligator 1 month ago
Devils hand sign at 4:36
DaAlphaOmega 2 months ago
That timing around 2:42 is just awesome xD
TroPy1n 2 months ago
he looks like a cross between Seth McFarlane and the bad guy off season 5 of Dexter
choclitrayn 2 months ago 2
@choclitrayn Colin Hanks?
GreenyFool 2 months ago
@GreenyFool Jonny Lee Miller
choclitrayn 2 months ago
@choclitrayn Ahhh yeah, season 5 was shit so I didn't remember haha, season 6 is even worse so far too. :/
GreenyFool 2 months ago
@GreenyFool I liked season five, although maybe it's because I was glad they ended the Dexter as family man idea
choclitrayn 2 months ago
Bacon flavored Beer?
darthtwiggy 2 months ago
did doug stanhope steal from this guy? some of this sound familiar... or maybe its just my imagination
James61354 2 months ago
Why in the fuck do niggers suck ?
basher2041 3 months ago
"WE DRINK BECAUSE WE FUCKIN' HAVE TO" Best line ever lol
33plissken 3 months ago 2
If you drink you're a boring cunt and all your stories suck.
ch1ld0fbodom 3 months ago
@ch1ld0fbodom Touché. It's friday and I'm having few beers and soon I'll be going to bar have a few more with some friends. Maybe we'll share our suckable stories with each other :3
tespiii 3 months ago
@tespiii I'm just back from teh bar and I'ùm fucking wastsed man!
ch1ld0fbodom 3 months ago
People who go see Jim Jeffries know what they're getting into. Gotta love how he still manages to divide the audience.
Comedy 101: If there's ANYTHING in the history of the universe that you find offensive, your're a fucking cunt and should sit out Jim Jeffries to first grow a sense of humour.
Ligermorph 3 months ago in playlist Things no one needs to know.
Nice slideshow
ItsOneInAMillion 3 months ago
Muslims don't drink beer but they love their weed.
kingpav 3 months ago
Am I weird for not liking bacon or beer?
piip4 3 months ago
Am I a bad person that I laughed at the last joke like crazy.
nitotech 3 months ago
Take a look at MICKY FLANAGAN....If anyone doesnt laugh at some point of his clip then theres no hope for ya as your a complete cock and your mum should have gave you away at birth ....... she probably looks and you when your having the yearly get-together turns to your dad and says....his a fucking twat.....lol
garylouch 3 months ago
take beer and bacon away from me and ill fucking fly a plane into a building
CroatianCreation93 3 months ago
Where can I watch this whole thing for free?
maxobra13 3 months ago
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i'm a muslim from saudi arabia and i like this one.
if you are a rational person, you won't get angry because of this :)
gQuaresma07 3 months ago
Everytime I see a friend, I offer them a beer. IF they turn it down it just blows my mind away. Can't drink ONE beer? It's weird as shit! I would NEVER turn down a beer, WTF!!!
DvDPlaya 3 months ago
@DvDPlaya I love my alcohol as much as the next person, but sometimes I'm simply not feeling like it. Don't think about it too much.
If they consistently turn it down though, you might want to reconsider having them as a friend. Because they're fuckin' boring.
MessyPaint 3 months ago
@DvDPlaya Maybe a recovering alcoholic? Love Jim Jeffries but I don't agree on this issue!
tomharding 3 months ago
@tomharding Well im 28 and my friends shouldn't be recovering from anything (yet), besides a hangover.
DvDPlaya 3 months ago
Is there any gay man who wouldn't like to bend him over and fuck his brains out?
He is so sexy.
AWarWithoutEnd 3 months ago
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markschiff100 3 months ago
if you don't drink you're a boring cunt and all your stories suck
^^ fuckin true
searchengine27 3 months ago
Love that as soon as he says muslim he responds as fast as lightning on the silence (where jews and such just earlier in the show everyone was clapping and such). The joy of a world were the majority is scared of a religion .. :P
This guy is the best!
Rienders 3 months ago
oh fuck, i shouldnt show this to my friends
they might punch me in the head :)
rubyboyke 3 months ago 2
jim jefferies is the shit.
Bob1agis 4 months ago
necessary juice.
i know that jokes on american dad don't be hating.
muttley299 4 months ago
@muttley299 not a man in the world that can be truly original.
Onbekend1980 3 months ago
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markschiff100 3 months ago
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this guy is not funny at all....he is just a vulgar person
rickbangkok 4 months ago
@rickbangkok And your a boring cunt, get a sense of humor you douche bag.
Pantera7640 4 months ago 4
now who is you calling douchbag you cunt
TheSharqi 2 months ago
im Muslim and found this quite funny
12pled 4 months ago 117
@12pled same bro
TiredShoe 4 months ago
@12pled nothing better in life then a sense of humour
MegaBomb66 2 months ago
@12pled comedy and good food.... All you need to end the fears of simple people.
chistyle30 2 months ago
I am muslim and find this offensive !!
TheSharqi 2 months ago
@TheSharqi We find it offensive that muslims can move to our western countries, disobey our laws and claim they are living under the law of islam... But you still do it. So we don't give a shit if you find this offensive. If you don't like it, don't fucking watch it. It's that fucking simple, really.
grahto 2 months ago 103
First Austrailia is a country of immigrants and so is America where there were peole there
before you came . what happened to them? jesus know .second whe don not to enforce
anything on any one , you just do not respect our joices when we do respect yours . You cant make me eat pork or drink beer because I live in Austraila ! what laws we disobey really ? tell me I am very interested . is there a law against me chossing what I wear , what I drink or eat . It is called freedom
TheSharqi 2 months ago
@TheSharqi wouldnt get that freedom in iran, iraq, saudi arabia would ya
petaaaaa08 2 months ago
@TheSharqi We don't want you in Australia, fuck off.
Tantoblade1pd 1 month ago
@Tantoblade1pd
who are you immigrant !? you came before me so you claim the right
to control who stays and who goes
there is hatred in your heart
TheSharqi 1 month ago
@TheSharqi The only immigrant is you, like i said fuck off you rag head wearing backwards hick race of monkeys.
Tantoblade1pd 1 month ago
@Tantoblade1pd
I am not an immigrant , I have a homeland where you don't . I have a loving parents and faithful wife . I am a doctor . I am not from a race of monkeys I am a human being
TheSharqi 1 month ago
@TheSharqi Let's see some random muslim that makes his wife wear rags in public because of some retarded outdated bullshit religion.
Sorry but noone in Australia wants you here, just go and die like you are supposed to.
Tantoblade1pd 1 month ago
@Tantoblade1pd Yesssss. Are there many muslims in Australia? and whats the general sentiment towards them? They are fucking everywhere here in Canada.
ram0000100 1 month ago
@ram0000100 In general we don't have a problem if they adopt our country's ethics, but most of them don't and try to preach allah and keep their family and kids under the guidance of a crock of shit religion.
So most people generally don't like them.
Tantoblade1pd 1 month ago
@Tantoblade1pd Well thats why i said muslims and not middle-eastern people.
ram0000100 1 month ago
@Tantoblade1pd
the only bullshit is that in your head . islam is the most modern relegion it is only 1400 years old whither christianity is 2000 thousand years old so who is outdated ?
and by the way you dont own austraila you just passing by
TheSharqi 1 month ago
@TheSharqi Most modern religion hahahaha, no that would be scientology and that is even worse then islam.
Facts:
You come to MY country trying to palm off your beliefs, which are make believe.
You make your wife and children wear degrading clothing, which makes them a outcast in our society, and holds them back from achieving better things.
You have no rights for women because you are a backwards hick race of sand monkeys.
You come to MY country thinking all of the above is fine
Tantoblade1pd 1 month ago
@Tantoblade1pd
scientology is not a divine relegion
we didnt came to do nothing
the only thing degrading to a woman is to expose herself in public so that every one can see her , as an honorable man I cant accept my wife flesh to be eaten by worthless scums like yourself. and when clothing can hold anyone from achieving any thing ?she has a degree in pharmacology and work in a hospital
women have every right but you see only clothings
and again it is not your country
TheSharqi 1 month ago
@TheSharqi
I believe women can choose to wear what they want.
benaberry 1 month ago
@TheSharqi In summary, Fuck off you waste of human life, go die in a fire or something and do the world a favor, fucking dickhead sand monkey.
Tantoblade1pd 1 month ago
@Tantoblade1pd
in summary I am not a waste on the contrary you are bitter racist with nothing to do
you act like this is the only life and no life after will come
anyhow live your life and I will live mine
TheSharqi 1 month ago
@TheSharqi
I dont believe in the afterlife.
benaberry 1 month ago