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  • awesome

  • 1:19 - that joke should have received a lot more laughs

  • Fuck you!! Who the fuck are you to talk about muslims like that! Yeah we might not eat PIG but theres no such thing as we cnt drink!

  • @333fulish wow, that is totally retarted, im catholic and a few of my good mates follow islam and have implicity told me that a true follower of islam does not drink alcohol according to the words in the quran and its a good way to show discipline. please, stop trolling mate, stop trolling~

  • @333fulish uMad ?

  • That's why Muslims are so angry and pathological all the time. No beer and bacon.

  • Love arabs , hate muslims thats about the size of it .

  • ... and now Steve is the "light" of the party, thats how i would have ended it

  • i dont drink... damn lol

  • The women crowd after the "sound's good in theory" :D

  • didnt he quit drinking ?

  • JESUS

  • at 4:35 - 4:37 wat was that? Am I the only one to notice that?

  • Does anybody know which of Jeffries' shows this clip is from? :)

  • best title of any video...ever.

  • I find this funny, too, but it is a shitty thing, if people start taking anything serious this man says.

  • fantastic :)

  • hahahaha I love this guy

  • I have respect for Jim Jeffries who jokes about all religions for comedy, unlike Ricky Gervias who just disrespects religion because he's an atheist.

  • @ITroll4DaLOLS That's bullshit...Ricky Gervias doesn't disrespect religion because he's Atheist...he has no reason to respect religion because religion is fucking retarded bullshit. Making fun of all religions in order to even out the playing field and not offend someone is just not what Atheist do. Jim Jeffries makes fun of the same desert religions as Ricky but you just hear more about christianity from Ricky because he has to deal with it more directly.

  • @Mikedogg13666 Nah Ricky Gervais is a limited comedian, look at any religious stand up he does, look at his twitter feed/photos, all about jesus, he never once joked about islam or any other religion because hes scared to.

  • @ITroll4DaLOLS Well now that you mention it...you're right. I don't remember him making comments about Islam. However, if he is "scared"...which I have no idea why he would be...it's not a good reason not to point out how fucking absurd all religions are equally. Hell, Islam is no different than Christianity. Both of them are desert religions and both of them are ignorant, murder filled loads of dog shit. They were written in a the world where the people were the least educated.

  • @Mikedogg13666 Christianity is completely different to Islam. Islam is 10 times more stricter and evil. Apostasy in Islam is death by stoning, there is no punishment for apostasy in Christianity - you can choose your own path whenever you want to. Islam makes their women wear face masks, what God would cover the face of their creation? Islam is an extreme religion with no place in modern society. They talk about living by the quran because it has good morals, which is completely untrue.

  • @ITroll4DaLOLS ahahahaha!! somones been brainwashed by the priest pedophiles.

  • @TheLastRevelation01 Im not Christian :o not even religious :o awkward for you :o

  • @ITroll4DaLOLS Nope as majority of people here were raised in a catholic school thus, bringing all the hatred.

  • @ITroll4DaLOLS read this comment about christianity being all great and stuff ready to tear yo a new asshole until i saw your name and thought he's fucking trying to wind cunts up and i aint gonna be that idiot that doesn't notice

  • @Mikedogg13666 and Christianity has more problems tbh, im an atheist too but yea, i can see how the words "religion is fucking retarded bullshit" can offend someone and doesn't really make a point.

  • He was talking about some Muslims and their Culture not Islam, people need to stop mixing these two, certain cultures oppress women but Islam honours women.

  • @krazyville … Islam honors women, my ass! By stoning them to death, hanging them from construction cranes or publicly beating them to a bloody pulp?!

  • @macmarine Thank you, finally someone with some sense on this website

  • @ITroll4DaLOLS but do not think Islam is the only evil in this world: wherever religious zealots and bigots of all stripes get to rule it's always women who suffer first, e.g. in India, Africa and also in Tibet, where the oh-so-peaceful Buddhist priests led a bloody reign of terror against the impoverished civilian population … until the Chinese put an end to that by installing their own secular terror. People are happily killing other people when they think god/allah/jehova is on THEIR side.

  • @macmarine Check out Queen Rania of Jordan or Shiekha Mozah, one of the most inspirational ladies in the world and they both come from small middle eastern countries and are muslim.Did u see them getting "stoned" ?lol they but getting huge honors from the islam world and Unicef, Young Global League, and the WEF. Don't get me started on what Shiekha Mozah has done, just get educated mate,They are more inspirational then western women. As in the U.S Senate there are only 17 women and 83 men..

  • Have you noticed?

    most people like every single of his videos, and a small amount don't like it, and most if those people that does not like it is because they want more!

    lmfaoooooo

    i did not know this guy im starting to love it!

  • ¯\(°_o)/¯

  • muslim women have right more than any other women on earth

  • @408suzan

    god given right's, right? Or man made rights?

  • you stupid comedian Islam is not only arab religion - Islam is worldwide religion from only and the truth God! (Allah)

  • @SuperGeniusLife Not so genius after all

  • @SuperGeniusLife THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!

  • learn to laugh at yourself, then laugh at others. or watch stanhopes screenwipe bit 'why your opinion doesn't matter' and shut up! also, the 'race of monkeys' comment? - seems like you've walked into a football game and had a spiritual experience. "red team vs blue team! ug ug fight". race of monkeys who?

  • only 72 people dont drink xD that figures.

  • human race anyone?

  • ohh THATS LOVELY xD

  • What a sick-ass, un-funny rant. Making fun of burn victims? So much other stuff to talk about. This guy's routine is like something I need to scrap off of my shoe!

  • I notice that Brits and Aussies throw the word "cunt" around like it's nothing.

    In Canada if you call a woman a cunt she must have done something awful to you!

  • @SonnyDelight69 That's because, you idiot, "Cunt" is always directed at other men.The fact that it happens to piss off Seppo and Canuck women is simply a fortunate bonus.

  • hate the fact that a clip of a comedian (TO LAUGH, you know hahaha) is turning into a political debate if people can't ridiculize (and sorry for my bad grammar) something in our modern society we are going to fascism and dictatorship and we all know what happened 70 years ago

  • @MrBurningMadness lol i agree with you. The funny thing is jim jeffries obviously does not care about religion so he won't sit and argue with people. He jokes about religion because that is his job and he is very good at it.

  • I wish he was my uncle

  • Hahahahaha I am no muslim but I am arabic and this guy sure is fucking Awesome and my parents are muslims and they watched this and laughed,people need to stop getting butthurt over nothing.

  • imma muslim and i found this extremely funny... for all the buzzkill muslims out there, light up.

  • @acast995

    Islam is a very sincere to all muslims sacred and pure

    how you laugh at the messeage of Allah and call that funny and go on

    Dont .

  • @TheSharqi sometimes u just gotta laugh at urself and not take things to seriously. hes not insulting muslims... hes just saying his opinion and saying that he wouldnt want to live that life style that we are living.

  • He still made a terrorist joke even though he said he wouldnt xD

  • We find it offensive that you non-Muslims can come to our lands such as the UAE (United Arab Emirates) and then apply your own rules and laws upon yourselves that have been banned within the country and still do them thinking you hold a moral high ground. We find it offensive that you fail to even learn the language when you have been living in the UAE for years on end! We find it offensive that you disobey our laws and do as you please!

    HYPOCRITES

  • @lSaif UAE is 90% pakistanis so... how many white cunts actually want to live in hajji land? fucking none

  • @ASTEagle Roughly 10% of the population is "white cunts".

  • @lSaif Yeah, fuck the hypocrites! I hate too, when bunch of hypocrites from the west dissobey bunch of hypocrites from the east. Yeah, that's right, ya twits!

    Hypocrites got offended? Big fucking deal!

  • @lSaif Have you ever been to the UK? Exactly the same happens here. The main difference is that the government is trying to get us to change to accept these people. If I were to move to a country, I would have the decency to use that country's language in public, get a job and follow the laws. Unfortunately, there aren't many others like me.

    Don't think that sort of behaviour is exclusive to your country.

  • @sockschappercat You wouldn't, seriously you would not and its very unlikely. I travel a lot and never in my life (Apart from once, a guy spoke disjointed and broken Arabic phrases and whenever someone replied to him he would not understand) has a British, American or an Australian that I have ever met in Doha, UAE or Hong Kong where I spent 7 years of my life that spoke the native languages, well one person did speak Cantonese in HK but he was raised there after the age of 7...

  • im a muslim woman and i found this fucking funny !!!

  • @Minisniper555 you awesome fucking person

  • Drinking is dumb...take that

  • @wingwaabuddha well then i guess your rely fucking boring

  • @joshberretyaskovich im the most amazing person in the world...

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  • i dont drink because i dont like the taste. NOBODY DOES!!

  • in a better world this mans a prophet of life

  • Haha, I'm from a muslim background and this is the funniest thing I've seen!

  • 65 people are high on life

  • NOBODY holds the right not to be offended even if this offends you grow up and Fuck off its the opinion of one person

  • I am muslim and am happy that he didn't go the way of racism and fear-mongering against muslims, but just made a cute joke about the muslim women stereotype (which of course I would argue against) ;p

  • This bloke is fucking awesome. Him, Doug Stanhope, Brendon Burns and Tom Stade are some of the best comedians out there bar none ! The pricks on these so-called comedy shows like Jack Whitehall, Russell Howard, Jason Manford are fucking useless PC cunts. And Michael McCintyre is a CUNT.

  • from what show is this?

  • ... Prostitution is legal in Australia? To Orbitz!!

  • Really, some of you people are a fucking joke! Reading these fucking do-gooders that want to defend nationalities that waltz into our country and we have to change our laws and culture to suit them! But we can all thank you fucking wannabe political correct tossers that have never lived a day in the real fucking world and point fingers at people and call them rednecks because you think your educated! Sorry, your wrong! You are the reason why this country is FUCKED!

  • Good comedians have to reject religion because in order to be a good comedian...you can't be retarded.

  • @1stNightingale stereotyping just the way you say all Aussies are drunk show-offs?

    Grow up, kid. It's comedy.

  • I'm Muslim and I found this fucking hilarious!

  • I thought it was gonna be really offensive but then i found it wasn't a real go at Muslims just a rather funny prod at them as a religion. but after 1:45 i kinda lost interest as it became the usual im an aussie so i act tough and pretend i have to be drunk and stupid to be cool.

  • "I don't drink because I don't like the taste of it"..."NO ONE DOES" HAHAHA

  • dont you just hate it when those muslims make those propaganda video about pork having maggots

  • why the fuck is there a button to make it snow on the video....

  • i cirq la jerk

  • im muslim too and found this offensive and rude

  • @calvinbmx then don't watch it

  • @calvinbmx what dont you find offensive?

  • @calvinbmx

    Go ride your bmx then calvin you fuckin twat

  • what a retard.

  • I probably wouldn't drink or eat bacon even if i weren't Muslim.

  • Takes out another glass=WIN...

  • I'm beer and found this quite funny

  • 56 people committed suicide and jihad on the dislike button

  • like he says in the vid ;D if you take away bacon and beer from me i would fly a plane into a building! ...all the Hate Coments are from ppl that do not get beer and bacon ! ;)

  • XD I love this guy! XD

  • drinking FTW :D

  • Spot on love this guy ..... and all you pc people can go f.., off

  • @szeilea yeah but funny, let me guess u think trash like jeff dunham is funny right?

  • @supernicewitit hmmm thats odd that you'd make such a random assumption? i in fact hate jeff dunham, not that i have to explain jack shit to you. this guy is kinda funny in other categories though.

  • "I'm not racist, I'm a bigot, they are both very different." LOL!

  • There's gotta be at least one cunt who's been punched in the head and found this quite funny

  • Where did all these pommy comments come from? Keep it up Jim j. You rule comedy.

  • :^D HAHAHA

  • I'm beer and found this quite funny.

  • @mashmiles oh! I'm a great fan! I love your work

  • Devils hand sign at 4:36

  • That timing around 2:42 is just awesome xD

  • he looks like a cross between Seth McFarlane and the bad guy off season 5 of Dexter

  • @choclitrayn Colin Hanks?

  • @GreenyFool Jonny Lee Miller

  • @choclitrayn Ahhh yeah, season 5 was shit so I didn't remember haha, season 6 is even worse so far too. :/

  • @GreenyFool I liked season five, although maybe it's because I was glad they ended the Dexter as family man idea

  • Bacon flavored Beer?

  • did doug stanhope steal from this guy? some of this sound familiar... or maybe its just my imagination

  • Why in the fuck do niggers suck ?

  • "WE DRINK BECAUSE WE FUCKIN' HAVE TO" Best line ever lol

  • If you drink you're a boring cunt and all your stories suck.

  • @ch1ld0fbodom Touché. It's friday and I'm having few beers and soon I'll be going to bar have a few more with some friends. Maybe we'll share our suckable stories with each other :3

  • @tespiii I'm just back from teh bar and I'ùm fucking wastsed man!

  • People who go see Jim Jeffries know what they're getting into. Gotta love how he still manages to divide the audience.

    Comedy 101: If there's ANYTHING in the history of the universe that you find offensive, your're a fucking cunt and should sit out Jim Jeffries to first grow a sense of humour.

  • Nice slideshow

  • Muslims don't drink beer but they love their weed.

  • Am I weird for not liking bacon or beer?

  • Am I a bad person that I laughed at the last joke like crazy.

  • Take a look at MICKY FLANAGAN....If anyone doesnt laugh at some point of his clip then theres no hope for ya as your a complete cock and your mum should have gave you away at birth ....... she probably looks and you when your having the yearly get-together turns to your dad and says....his a fucking twat.....lol

  • take beer and bacon away from me and ill fucking fly a plane into a building

  • Where can I watch this whole thing for free?

  • Everytime I see a friend, I offer them a beer. IF they turn it down it just blows my mind away. Can't drink ONE beer? It's weird as shit! I would NEVER turn down a beer, WTF!!!

  • @DvDPlaya I love my alcohol as much as the next person, but sometimes I'm simply not feeling like it. Don't think about it too much.

    If they consistently turn it down though, you might want to reconsider having them as a friend. Because they're fuckin' boring.

  • @DvDPlaya Maybe a recovering alcoholic? Love Jim Jeffries but I don't agree on this issue!

  • @tomharding Well im 28 and my friends shouldn't be recovering from anything (yet), besides a hangover.

  • Is there any gay man who wouldn't like to bend him over and fuck his brains out?

    He is so sexy.

  • if you don't drink you're a boring cunt and all your stories suck

    ^^ fuckin true

  • Love that as soon as he says muslim he responds as fast as lightning on the silence (where jews and such just earlier in the show everyone was clapping and such). The joy of a world were the majority is scared of a religion .. :P

    This guy is the best!

  • oh fuck, i shouldnt show this to my friends

    they might punch me in the head :)

  • jim jefferies is the shit.

  • necessary juice.

    i know that jokes on american dad don't be hating.

  • @muttley299 not a man in the world that can be truly original.

  • @rickbangkok And your a boring cunt, get a sense of humor you douche bag.

  • now who is you calling douchbag you cunt

  • im Muslim and found this quite funny

  • @12pled same bro

  • @12pled nothing better in life then a sense of humour

  • @12pled comedy and good food.... All you need to end the fears of simple people.

  • I am muslim and find this offensive !!

  • @TheSharqi We find it offensive that muslims can move to our western countries, disobey our laws and claim they are living under the law of islam... But you still do it. So we don't give a shit if you find this offensive. If you don't like it, don't fucking watch it. It's that fucking simple, really.

  • First Austrailia is a country of immigrants and so is America where there were peole there

    before you came . what happened to them? jesus know .second whe don not to enforce

    anything on any one , you just do not respect our joices when we do respect yours . You cant make me eat pork or drink beer because I live in Austraila ! what laws we disobey really ? tell me I am very interested . is there a law against me chossing what I wear , what I drink or eat . It is called freedom

  • @TheSharqi wouldnt get that freedom in iran, iraq, saudi arabia would ya

  • @TheSharqi We don't want you in Australia, fuck off.

  • @Tantoblade1pd

    who are you immigrant !? you came before me so you claim the right

    to control who stays and who goes

    there is hatred in your heart

  • @TheSharqi The only immigrant is you, like i said fuck off you rag head wearing backwards hick race of monkeys.

  • @Tantoblade1pd

    I am not an immigrant , I have a homeland where you don't . I have a loving parents and faithful wife . I am a doctor . I am not from a race of monkeys I am a human being

  • @TheSharqi Let's see some random muslim that makes his wife wear rags in public because of some retarded outdated bullshit religion.

    Sorry but noone in Australia wants you here, just go and die like you are supposed to.

  • @Tantoblade1pd Yesssss. Are there many muslims in Australia? and whats the general sentiment towards them? They are fucking everywhere here in Canada.

  • @ram0000100 In general we don't have a problem if they adopt our country's ethics, but most of them don't and try to preach allah and keep their family and kids under the guidance of a crock of shit religion.

    So most people generally don't like them.

  • @Tantoblade1pd Well thats why i said muslims and not middle-eastern people.

  • @Tantoblade1pd

    the only bullshit is that in your head . islam is the most modern relegion it is only 1400 years old whither christianity is 2000 thousand years old so who is outdated ?

    and by the way you dont own austraila you just passing by

  • @TheSharqi Most modern religion hahahaha, no that would be scientology and that is even worse then islam.

    Facts:

    You come to MY country trying to palm off your beliefs, which are make believe.

    You make your wife and children wear degrading clothing, which makes them a outcast in our society, and holds them back from achieving better things.

    You have no rights for women because you are a backwards hick race of sand monkeys.

    You come to MY country thinking all of the above is fine

  • @Tantoblade1pd

    scientology is not a divine relegion

    we didnt came to do nothing

    the only thing degrading to a woman is to expose herself in public so that every one can see her , as an honorable man I cant accept my wife flesh to be eaten by worthless scums like yourself. and when clothing can hold anyone from achieving any thing ?she has a degree in pharmacology and work in a hospital

    women have every right but you see only clothings

    and again it is not your country

  • @TheSharqi

    I believe women can choose to wear what they want.

  • @TheSharqi In summary, Fuck off you waste of human life, go die in a fire or something and do the world a favor, fucking dickhead sand monkey.

  • @Tantoblade1pd

    in summary I am not a waste on the contrary you are bitter racist with nothing to do

    you act like this is the only life and no life after will come

    anyhow live your life and I will live mine

  • @TheSharqi

    I dont believe in the afterlife.