Berserk: The Abridged Series Episode 03

[ovii2011]

Sonic shorts

[shedoom]

when ever I hear "I wanna hold your hand"  I always think of this episode :3

[LLightDeathnote18]

1:20 "Maybe now he'll take advantage of me less often."

[nineteenct]

A Talladega Nights reference would have been perfect

[landon255]

xd i own you guts lol

[paranoidboytoy]

im starting to like this more than the real one. this is not good

[lusteraliaszero]

Seinen anime, not shounen. . .

[AnamiLoka]

Dude this must be the most funniest paraody ive seen in since Xmen mywayparaody.

[thisworldsfuckedup]

LOL "Also our fangirls will read untold ammounts of sexual tension into our relationship whether its really there or not " oh its there alright! >:) (or was i should say^^)i am a diehard crazed fangirl of GxG XD GutsxGriffith Yaoi Forever <3

[icecremer]

Fucking anime sucked so much ass while the manga is the best fucking manga ever...

[16demondog]

@icecremer I second that, Commander.

[Isildun9]

Remind me to put Frank on my list for an assbeating!

[origamishishou]

well if that doesn't put the fridge in fridge logic.

[sephiroth21347]

PILEDRIVER now say ur my bitch or ill dislocate your shoulder.

[VideoGameGirlExpert]

At the end, SO PERVERTED!!! Lol! XD

[DeathBringer9000]

love manga, hate anime

[uttoushii]

"but... it's not, right?"

"of course not, now put this in your mouth." XD

[SabinleRose]

DAMNIT FRANK.

[SuperJoker556]

DAMN it i sed no music

you sed no jonny cash

this is billy joll

XD

[UnnoticedKIN]

Hey, hbi2k, did you know that someone has started to translated your Berserk Abridged into swedish? The three first episodes are translated and up on youtube now. :)

[paranoidboytoy]

base from the rear lulz

[ChromeHomura]

"Now the most important and difficult job will be the rear guard, so I'll give that job to our newest and most untrustworthy soldier who is here against his own will, and who in the past week has suffered a concussion, an arrow to the bicep, multiple stab wounds resulting in massive blood loss, and a dislocated shoulder. Guts!"

......

[SockNabber]

that piccolo sound-clip caught me off guard xDD awesome stuff!

[erttheking]

Fangirls will read untold amounts of sexual tension into our relationship, weather it's really there or not

But it's not right?

Of course not, here put this in your mouth

Oh, ok

[oodeyyou]

lol

[Devokonstai]

Miura not only has a bad taste for english spelling names : Caska's names means "peel" in brazilian language, plus im shure Judeau and Godeau have some nasty meaning in french

And i´m a Miura Fanboy!

[666melodeath666]

pippin's voice is just genius

[GoddamnEvilBastard]

- Now say "You're my bitch" or I'll dislocate your shoulder.

- Screw- you!

LOL xD.

[RaptureKing1]

Just hasnt been the same since he discovered boys has he?

[MrDragonvt]

kill bill no jit su! lmfao!!!

[theangeldark]

Damn dude. I love these abridged series.

[WTFAANU]

Really? fucking politics?

Dude, I have to put up with that crap way too much as it is. Don't taint an otherwise perfect episode with that shit.

[theangeldark]

@WTFAANU Politics? I wouldn't call that politics.

[KidAfroo]

Random statement..

[kurogetsu01]

hehe Gats got 0wned :D

[PX2k2]

epic...

[HuggumsMcgehee]

Where did the "Beam cannon, FIRE" come from?

[leafia6]

Isn't Berserk a seinen?

[Dj1991ful]

you just turned the most brutal anime i've ever seen into something extremely funny

[whatuhhidk2]

@Dj1991ful You clearly have not seen Elfen Lied. Lol. But yes, it's amazing how much lighter it seems in the abridged series.

[lilmass1992]

"I thought I said no music!"

"You said no Jhonny Cash ,this is Billy Joel"

LMAO!!!!

[thisisnotexit5]

there is now another abridged episode that i actually like. this will be the forth. 75% of them suck.

[rasellewolf]

ka-ZING!

[patricksk1123]

Say you're my bitch or I'll dislocate your shoulder . lol

[mooganify]

Pippin is funny

[ecwecwecw1]

were did "beam cannon fire" come from

[spartan117825]

@ecwecwecw1 its from the Ocean dub version of DBZ season 1. the full line is "Special Beam Cannon fire!".

[Dervanon]

berserk abridged are the best after yugioh abridged xD

[grimmjow592]

Hey this has been on my mind for a long time was that a sound clip from skies of arcadia when that commander dude was tellin them to fire the cannons?

[Tokoza2]

Now, by some alien logic, I own you Guts.

Hey everyone, I own a human being! LMAO

[Kellox17]

ofcourse not put this into your mouth

urm ..okay!

One chick in the whole dam army and she gotte hold a torch for the gay guy

[ECiriachi]

hahahaha I love the hawks snickering in the background when Griffith mentions double-entendre words..!

[Broller3]

"now say you're by bitch!"

lol

[TheDreamWeb]

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! :D

[Thyr59]

did u take thAT FIRE SONG from lani or did he take it from u

[orkasteez]

great dialog dude i love it

[Howlthrug]

"BEAM, CANNON, FIRE!"

[Freakyanimefan181]

what is the music for the intro i know its from the anime but i can't remember the name

[TenmaMizoku]

@Freakyanimefan181 It's called Forces. Lol

[Crunkles1119]

Where is that "beam cannon fire" bit from?

[xoLLawlietxo]

lol kill bill no jutsu XD

[sylphstarwind]

Hahaha, best plan ever. Glad I saw this mentioned on the TV Tropes site. LittleKuriboh set my expectations a little high, so I didn't really want to bother with trying other Abridged series', but this is definitely worth watching.

[typacsk]

The mission briefing absolutely killed me.

[SkyDoginthetube]

"Hey everyone, I own a human life" *Yeah* *Yeah* *Yeah* "Maybe now he'll take advantage of me less often"

[gaintrobotsrulez]

@SkyDoginthetube WHAT IS THAT 20 NOW

[Jodanse666]

I thnk they will reanimate Berserk right were they left it

but i don't know when xD

[SubliminalWasabi]

ka-ZING! *wink*

[supersonic666666]

guts wants to go to my home town!

[KaiuKun]

"Hey, Everyone! I own a human life!"

Made me spit up my drink.

[KeiChii07]

Now say your my bitch~ LOL -choke hold- Say it~ I'm your bitch now~ xD

[smavie]

I actually like the Abridged opening music but I have no idea what it's called. And scouring the Berserk soundtracks has been, a little annoying lol. XD

[Zaborg19]

Its Susumu Hirasawa's - Forces. (I think)

[aglewi41]

hey that piledriver was a single arm takedown into a 90's style armbar

[w0rldofrs]

All watch this vid for a berserk game on pc (Actually mod on mountblade what can be downloaded)

watch?v=GXeanCr0SMQ

Or this one

watch?v=wQn0Qn4FJ-Y

Copy and paste to berserk related vids and get more gamers for this mod (If u want to )

[Cornwiggle]

I'm enjoying your series more with each episode.

[rockloyalty522]

they should reanimate berserk and continue with the story.

[Alatriste90]

@rockloyalty522 If you havent find out yet they are going too, preatty cool right :)

[rockloyalty522]

@Alatriste90 yep. I just hope it comes out soon.

[DJDesikari]

@rockloyalty522 Agreed..cuz'...I ain't readin' all that manga lol

[SFhelper]

@rockloyalty522

read the manga... the anime doesn't do the manga good justice.

[rockloyalty522]

@SFhelper I know. They left out skull knight, wyald, and a bunch of other apostles/characters/events and then ended the series at the grimmest moment. I'm suggesting that they reanimate the whole thing from the beginning as OVA.

[SFhelper]

@rockloyalty522

i never watched the anime, but from what i heard, it's a toned down version of the manga that gives like a fourth of the full story. i'm alright if they left out some apostles and stuff, but leaving out the skull knight would be just stupid.

i think they should just further the manga... cause i get impatient waiting for a chapter each month :P

[Sokolov5]

@rockloyalty522 There will be a new anime...YAY

[95688kage]

@rockloyalty522 There an anime project going on right now

[SuperBluepurple]

@rockloyalty522 I'd rather they finished the manga

[stathamajf]

@rockloyalty522 they are

[iateyursandwiches]

@rockloyalty522 they should reanimate alot of japananime actually lol

[MisdermeanerJ]

@rockloyalty522 Guess what? THEY TOTALLY ARE. Look up Berserk 2010 trailer :3

[Foilsdown]

@rockloyalty522 didn't you see that boner enducing trailer?

[norge29]

@rockloyalty522 1 year ago sure was a sad time :(

[ZeranEmpire]

@rockloyalty522

MANGA

oh, and they ARE doing a new anime project, for everyone too lazy to actually read

[r3dtext]

@rockloyalty522 i think they are now the mangas really far along.

[analbag9000]

@rockloyalty522 the worst use of thier budget. i agree with continuing the story, but fuck reanimating the whole thing, someone else will remaster it eventually.

[Larfe517exe]

@rockloyalty522

good news

they are supposed to

there's trailers and everything

[Arthur09608]

I wanna know what that cannon guy said

[anonymousdev1l]

dammit ithought i said no music

[ChamberlainStudios]

Well it seems to work for the Bush Administration, Ka-zing!

Now it seems to work that way for the Obama Administration, Ba-zhing!!!

[ChamberlainStudios]

What? It's true. I mean he got a Nobel Prize for what exactly...?

[whydid666]

Of topic though kinda feel sorry for Obama i mean sure he could get it say 10 years from now and violence in the middle east really does die down but now? Though Obama didn't apply i mean your picked and voted for by a private nobel commity and you can not refuse a Nobel award even if you feel you do not deserve it.

[hbi2k]

Well, you can refuse to take the prize money, which he sorta did (donated it all to charity, anyway).

[hbi2k]

There's a difference between "not doing as much good as people hoped / expected" and "screwing things up that weren't screwed up before."

[ChamberlainStudios]

In a way you're right, but then again "Not doing as much good as people hoped/expected" and "Screwing things up that weren't screwed up before" are almost always in the same context, especially in this case.

[hbi2k]

I'm curious what you feel Obama has screwed up that compares to the Bush administration's handling of Iraq, Katrina, the economy, or any of a dozen issues I could name.

I'll be the first to say that the guy (Obama, that is) isn't perfect, but stand him up next to Bush and I defy anyone to say he isn't at least an improvement.

For the record, McCain would've been an improvement too, so really it was a win whichever way you went.

[ChamberlainStudios]

I was sort of referring to the whole AIG incident whith the Bailouts. Because he spent more on Bailouts alone than Bush did on the war on terrorism. As Ronald Raegan said "Government is not the solution; government is the problem."

[hbi2k]

I'll grant you that. The entire "too big to fail" concept is bunk: that's not how capitalism works. 'Course, Obama is just continuing what Bush began (and Bush hardly invented that particular brand of stupidity, either).

[lordblazer]

@hbi2k

Obama is doing quite a good job considering the situation.No one else seems to be offfering no good solutions.

[Sinthalastrum]

by some alien logic.... I love it.

[Cryptorchild92]

lol....ur series gets better later but these initial episodes(till ep 6 atleast) are real gems...

[DeathmenRa]

lol Fangirl thing is so true.

[supersonic666666]

here put this in your mouth

[Desperfection]

hbi2k: How the hell do you do the Griffith voice? Seems like it'd be harder to do than Casca...haha. I mean seriously, the voice is too funny.

Also props for "Here put this in your mouth" lol.

[zohir256]

cascada voice is hilarious hahah is she transsexual or what!?

[vash128]

HAHAHA laughed so hard !

[TheBerserkerLucien]

Oh God...Lol'd so hard through this whole thing... XD

[badarbiter]

I think its "we didn't start the fire"

[XCheshirePussycatX]

lol this is awesome!

[punkkimiko]

i love beavis!

[LittleDragon17]

Dammit I thought I said "no music"!

You said "No Johnny Cash", this is Billy Joel!

[SpindyRose]

....It's so there..

[zombiedeathslayer]

son this is where the "Hey Everyone" has started.

[sncreley]

You are totally hilarious HBI

[youngbloodfantasy92]

EPIC WIN FOR BEATLES REFERENCE.

[Rawnesss]

Ka-zing .... It seems to work for the bush administration!

[SunsetGraffiti]

Oh my GOD sir you are clever. This is hilarious.

[HymnofValefor]

man shut the hell up cracker!! LOL

[iammajinvegeta]

The series is funny so far. But it's funny on it's own. It takes very few actual stabs at the story of Berserk and those that it takes are dead wrong.

[felineshadow0221]

i have to admit hbi2k this series is pretty good and im only three episodes in

[KawaiiNekoSan1234]

Damn it I thought I said NO MUSIC.

You Said No Johnny Cash This is Billy Joel! XDD Your amazing <333

[Asterisk2525]

I just noticed Gatts has really sharp teeth.. He must be part wolf, which would explain alot.

[originaljbizzle]

it could maybe be the fact that humans have canines.

[Asterisk2525]

Duh. But if you notice in the manga and anime it seems that Gatts's are alot more pronounced and obvious when compaired to other people. But that could just be for dramatic effect.

[berserkr452]

Funny that also explains why he's so angry all the time.

[lusteraliaszero]

gutts got OWND

[leafia6]

When the HELL will Guts kick Griffith's ass?

[N1NJ4lVl4573l2]

uh, he did in episode 1. lol

[Sessorous]

"Also our fan girls will read untold amounts of sexual tension into our relationship, whether its really there or not."

"But its uhh...not right?"

"Of course not. Here, put this in your mouth."

hilarious.

[gome88]

"i disobeyed orders, went off on my own and put myself, griffith and the whole intier army in danger i mean hell do you guys always give the high honors to the people who screws up the most"

[kinokid]

"well, it seems to work for the Bush administration. ZING!!"

[BboyNinpo]

"Geez one chick in the whole damn army, and she's gotta be carrying a torch for a gay guy" lol good stuff good stuff

[ConventionDiaries]

pfft I'm loving the monty python ~run away from the french they spit on you~

[MolimoKuja]

And now, by some alien logic, I own you guts. (To Crowd) HEY EVERYONE! I own a human life!

[TweekMorgan4dictator]

Hey, has anyone checked the ratings on this? It's over 900! Haha, sorry everyone.

[greenboy07]

what johnny cash song?

[deathsheep]

Ring of Fire

[Nathan920]

Where did "Beam Cannon Fire" come from.

[KTChamberlain]

Dragon Ball Z back when it was under Ocean Studios. It was Scott McNeil's voice as Piccolo before Chris Sabat took over the voice when it made the transition to FUNimation.

[jhkgyg098]

"Now say your my bitch or i'll disloacted your shoulder"

LOL loved that part and good job ^^

[CheezMonsterCrazy]

"Have a drink honky, mellow out, shiiiit."

[OuchTatHurtz]

Man this writing is first rate, not that youtube isn't a good use of your time but I hope you move on to bigger and better things.

[otakunorth2]

everythings more funny when you quote it 50 times

[rasmusxp]

YES!

[ap33me]

LLOL

[kensvegeta4]

now say u're my bitch xD

[twilightwindwaker]

Here put this in your mouth. Pile driver. Now say your my bitch or I'll dislocate your shoulder. By some alien logic I own you. Dammit I thought I said no music. You said no Johny Cash this is Billy Joel. Run away run away. That's strange that guy at 4:21 kind of looked like Yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho. What is the intro song?

[Boleniana]

"Of course not. Here, put this in your mouth."

[danielwa2]

hey everyone, i own a human life

[KTChamberlain]

Griffith: Hey everyone, I own a human life.

Crowd: Hurray!!

i love how you voice Guts and Griffith.

[anythingnew]

LOL the narrator intro lol

[Sniping101]

I the manga he also asks Griffith "Are you Homo?"

[911isback]

in the manga when dislocating he says fuck you not screw you XD

[hbi2k]

That depends entirely on which translation you're reading. For the record, in the official Dark Horse translation he doesn't say either.

[danielwa2]

did you write the script? if you need some voice actors for future projects, let me know. I have some great talent, and ill work for free as long as i like the project

[Llandner]

you know griffith is a jutsu master

[TheArchDandy]

oh god this is funny..

but what is the song in the beginning? It sounds so familiar...

[KTChamberlain]

Griffith: Damn it, I thought I said no music!

Soldier: You said no Johnny Cash; this is Billy Joel.

Love that part.

[MurderMan11]

The soldier's name is Frank

XD

[JizzGoblinJr]

Hahahaha!!! This is soooo F***ing hilarious!!! No hard feelings, I'll just buy the series. This is funny.

[dablack69]

hahahahaha, that was soooo funny! wow, nutts lol:

"do you always give the highest honour to the ppl who screw up the most, or what?"

"well it seems to work for the Bush administration, KA-ZING!"

hahahhaa

[BTIsaac]

That doesn't seem to make any sense. I can count the people I met in life and on the net who actually liked the Bush administration, on one hand. Where's the high honor in that?

[TeamSupeSharu]

I would definitely split cab-fare for San Diego with Guts. Freakin' awesome.

[tristar1215]

off course not here put this in ur mouth too funny

[Lance257]

Johnny Cash and Billy Joel are awesome.

[Ascalon275]

put this in your mouth.

oh, okay!

LOLZ

[jenskeroro]

Grithits the best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XxXGaaraFangirl]

0:01

[ShaoLimper]

Have a drink, honkey, mellow out, Shit!

[DrSchluven]

Say you're my bitch or I'll dislocate your shoulder... seriously... DO IT!!!!

[GeorgeL909]

lol nice

[SonRyu]

"Well it seems to work for the Bush administration. KA-ZING!"