JP Morgan Chase Settles Class Action Lawsuit Over Military Mortages

[Eleetnessful]

LOL THE COMMERCIAL: "I was hired as a personal banker" - MILITARY PERSON

LOL. AS I SAID, 'personal banker' IS BASICALLY SOMEONE WHO WAS A bank teller (LITERALLY HS FRESHMAN), THEN COULDN'T FIND A JOB SO CAME BACK AND LOSERISHLY TOOK A perosnal banker JOB

LEMME GIVE YOU A PERFECT EXAMPLE PER FECT EXAMPLE OK? READY?

NO ONE. NO, ONE WHO GOES TO COLLEGE SAYS: "When I graduate I want to be a personal banker"

NO ONE. 0. THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT.

[Eleetnessful]

AAAND THE chase BRANCH ON EVERY BLOCK (3) MOST R THERE BC THEY SEE 'chase bank' AS A CAREER

COMBINE ALL 3 (AND THERE'S PROBABLY MORE I JUST CAN'T THINK OF THEM RIGHT NOW) AND YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING REALLY DANGEROUS, AND YOU'LL SEE IT WHEN jamie dimon GETS FIRED (THAT'S ONLY THE RESOLUTION PART THOUGH)

ANYWAY, $60.4M IS A FUCKING JOKE COMPARED TO THIS CASE

AN ALMOST EQUALLY DISTURBING JOKE IS THAT chase 100K COMMERCIAL

[Eleetnessful]

THERE'S NOTHIGN TERRIBLY WRONG WITH HS/GED WORKERS. LOOK AT STARBUCKS (GOOD COMPANY), FOR EXAMPLE. THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF THE PPL WORKING BEHIND THE COUNTER ARE HS/GED. BUT AT THE SAME TIME, (1) THERE ISN'T SOME PVC BADGERER STRUCTURE IN PLACE (2) THESE ARE KIDS JUST THERE FOR THE SUMMER TO MAKE A FEW BUCKS -- IT'S A JOB, NOT A CAREER

NOW LOOK AT jpmorgan chase (1) PVC BADGERER STRUCTURE (2) BRANCH ON EVERY BLOCK (SO ESSENTIALLY U'RE TRYING TO BADGER citibank,boa,wf, ETC. CUSTOMERS

[Eleetnessful]

HER. MY 'REP' LAUGHED WHEN I TOLD HIM THE AMOUNT THIS SHITHEAD'S COMPANY PAYS SHOULD BE "OVER 5 MILLION." IF HE SAW THIS HYPOTHETICAL SPLIT-SCREEN, HE WOULD GO FOR AT LEAST $200M. TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS. START THE SPLIT SCREEN FROM THESE AFRICAN NIGGERS ON THE '10 DAYS' 'TILL PRESENT

jamie WOULD HUMBLY ACCEPT A FIRING AFTER LIKE DAY 30 POST-FIRING

MAKE ME WHOLE = jamie dimon GETS FIRED SPECIFICALLY FOR&BC THIS CASE

[Eleetnessful]

THIS IS NO COINCIDENCE-

LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY:

IF I MASS HIRE CONVICTED FELONS + PUT A HIGHLY IMMORAL 'PVC COMP STRUCTURE'

IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME B4 SOMEONE GETS MURDERED. THIS IS NO DIFFERENT FROM jamie dimon MASS HIRING AFRICAN NIGGERS COLLEGE DROPOUTS/HS/GED/CC/ETC. AND ENDING UP WITH jamie dimon RIGHTLY FIRED. I WISH THERE COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE A REAL LIFE RECORDING ON A DAILY BASIS WITH A SPLIT SCREEN: THIS SHITHEAD jamie ON ONE SIDE, AND ME IN THE TORMENT CHAMBER ON THE OT

[Eleetnessful]

LOL

$60.4 MILLION DOLLARS!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

$60.4 MILLION DOLLARS!!

THIS IS jpmorgan chase! WOW. NO ARRESTS

FROM THE TIME THE COMPANY TOOK TO PROCESS THE CHECK(S), THESE HS/GED PVC BADGERERS AROUND THE COUNTRY ALREADY MADE $60.4M FOR THIS SHITHEAD jamie dimon

IF THIS DIDN'T GET MEDIA ATTENTION, I GUARANTEE YOU THAT THOSE 4,000+ WOULD HAVE GOTTEN MAYBE $60K AND IT WOULD'VE TAKEN 3+ YEARS THEIR WIVES WOULD HAVE LEFT THEM AND SHIT ALREADY

[Eleetnessful]

U'RE BADGERING THEM ON THE PHONE (warm calling) TO COME IN THE BRANCH SO YOU CAN BADGER THEM EVEN MORE

ONE IS NOBLE, BC YOU ARE SACRIFICING YOURSELF, EVEN IN SOME CASES YOUR LIFE, THE OTHER IS EXTREMELY IMMORAL, AND THIS SHITHEAD jamie dimon GETS THESE PVC ACCUMULATIONS AND DOES WHAT HE WANTS WITH IT

NOW, WHY DID I SAY ALL THIS? BC THIS SHITHEAD IS TRYING TO IMPROVE HIS IMAGE BY -- GET READY -- TRYING TO RECRUIT THEM FOR 'pvc badgerer' 'pvc badgerer manager' JOBS

THAT IS AN INSULT

[Eleetnessful]

RY. THEY STOP AT HS TO (TO) JOIN THE MILITARY OR BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T PURSUE COLLEGE (I HOPE U GET IT)

THE REASON I AM IMPRESSED WITH THEM IS BC THEY COULD HAVE EASILY TAKEN SOME bank teller JOB AT -- -- GET READY -- chase bank OR A personal banker JOB AT chase bank. NOBODY SHOOTING AT YOU, NOBODY WAKING U UP AT 5AM TO SCREAM AT YOUR FACE. IT IS, HOWEVER, EXTREME DEGRADING BC YOU GET A SALES SCRIPT, BADGER PPL OFF LINES, THEN BADGER THEM WHILE THEY'RE SITTING, AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT, YO

[Eleetnessful]

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THIS SHITHEAD WANTED TO DO SOME PR THING (TYPE IN 'ELEETNESSFUL HYPOCRITE') TO IMPROVE HIS IMAGE, THEN JUST RECENTLY THERE'S THIS chase COMMERCIAL WHERE THEY'RE TRYING TO HIRE 100K MILITARY VETS

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chase!!

LEMME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: I ADMIRE PPL IN THE ARMED FORCES MORE THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON BECAUSE-

FIRST OF ALL, LETS FACE IT: MOST OF THEM DO NOT PURSUE COLLEGE; THEY STOP AT HS AND JOIN THE MILITA

[SapperK9]

The POTUSA should deploy the bank's executives to the Chora Valley - without body armour...

[jsmith2144]

nice of them to do a whole 30 sec spot about how JP Morgan is admitting to massive fraud.

[Redpilldown]

JP Morgan = Wanabe kings of America……….until America finds its King Henry the USA will rip itself to pieces………….Tribes(states) do not work together they just pull each other apart…..Read UK history peeps

[SXJULIE]

Those cunts should not have foreclosed on active military in the first place. SHAME ON YOU CHASE. SHAME.

[smekese]

they are the real terrorist in this country maybe the world...

[KungFuTroll]

IF Chase/Wells Fargo can Fuck Over the Military, they can easily fuck over you _ put your money in a credit union or small bank, where you're business is appreciated

[kanukster]

She's smoke'n hot!

[Jimb0tr0n]

@kanukster Unbelievably! I'm surprised the highest thumbs up comments aren't about the beautiful newscaster.

[salsa20]

SILVER HIT $47 Almost AT $48 TODAY! I Cant wait to see those sexy Silver Shorts Exposed over there at JP Morgan Chase! Thats when the Party will start. I Hope you all have turned in your Funny money for real money SILVER! CRASH JP MORGAN - BUY SILVER!!

[TurboGC8]

@salsa20 I hope you are ready to get rid of that also when they crash the value of it and then you cant eat it

[Cryptocracyz101]

JP Morgan can suck MyBALLZ..... and buy Silver as well..!

[TheBlaspheemer]

LOL, what a heart.

[badstacksize]

Crash JP Morgan, Buy Silver!