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  • "...couldn't make a mod if it ran off source"

    lol'd hard

  • So wait, why can't they do fastroping? What does hardcoded mean?

  • .96 is coming soon but i still watch this and get a laugh =P

  • 16 people can...SUCK MY DICK!

  • Black Hawk Down is my favorite movie too :D

  • "How am I supposed to do 1337 rooftop insertions..." just cracked me up; imagining Hitler himself fastroping onto a roof ^^

  • really why we cant drop ropes from the black hawk this is will be COOL

  • @EITY10 this is hardcode because of the BF2 engine :)

  • Darn, 2 years later and it STILL isn't done?

    No wonder Hitler is mad.

  • "Alt+f4 doesn't deploy fast ropes...yet"

    First thing I thought of.

  • I have a feeling that you wanted the fastropes on PR. I'm sure you wernt as aggresive as hitler tho. LOL. Did you make this video to show that you really wanted them? I was pissed too that they didnt have them.

  • The Orlando Bloom part was hilarious. Excellent work

  • That was just f-ing hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing from beginning to the end. lol

  • HIlarious! Maybe they could make a seat in the BH the invisible ladder seat, then you just push sprint and down, and off you go!

  • Totally boring unless ur a gaming nerd.

    Usain Bolt one is much better.

    The best one of all is the Harveys Nightclub in Waterford one on Dailymotion...

  • @EoinJackson

    Not even if you're a gamer, you really need to be a fan of BF2's Project Reality to even care about this. That said, I find most other parodies to be utter crap so I don't watch them unless linked to them.

    To say its boring unless you're a gaming nerd is like commenting on a girl's Make-up "how to" and saying "Totally boring unless you're a girl wanting to put on make-up"... it just goes without saying... Regardless, thanks for the comment/view.

  • @tmwilson06

    -yeah, fair enough... but the only reason I clicked on this one was coz there was a comment on the usain bolt one saying that this was by far the best one...

    ...So I had high expectations!

    U see, the Usain Bolt one is funny even if ur not a Sports / Olympics nerd...!

    Anyway no doubt your one is probably a good video if u have a clue what any of the jokes are about! ;)

  • this is still the best written youtube vid using this scene all the others are not funny and crappy compared to this

  • @spenceriguess

    Thanks for the kind words, I enjoyed making it.

  • @tmwilson06 Now why did you record this :O!? Everyone will know that hitler now will stay with his fastropes 'stead of his generals :P *Meaning that this video is one of the best I've ever seen bloody good job man!*

  • @spenceriguess

    this vid is good, but you cant say the others are all crappy...

    thats not true my friend, there are some very good versions out there, that made me jizz my pants

  • invisible ladder :D

  • I want fastropes...

  • Q3TFRQBU3GFRY8C HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA "Let's move to bf:h" HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ohh man xD I've played the whole BF family, since bf:1942, Bf:v, bf:2, bf:bc, bf:bc2 and the most funny game of the family is bf:h

  • @mexicanmoo you missed BF2142, one of the best of them all. You suck.

  • @xmAdmAx57 didn't like that one :l and also I didn't mention bf:1943 or bf2:mc =) but, u got the point, didn't u?

  • @mexicanmoo Huh? It was greater than BF2.

  • So true, Hitler is right! I want fastropes, I always wanted it. Since it real pain in the ass trying to safely land troops on mountains and hills.

  • damn Hitler had fast rope issues LoL

  • hilarious

  • ROFL

  • Now this is funny

  • PR for ArmA II will fix this, fortunaly. :D

  • um i downlaoded the mod and when i start it up it goes to 4 dif black screens then shuts down(i tried 4 diff downlaods)

    HELP!

  • did you fully update BF2 before installing PR?

    first 1.41 then 1.5, I believe.  THEN install PRs latest install

  • omg thank you that could be it. HOW DO I UPDATE IT SORRY FOR CAPS

  • like I said, find a download for battlefield2 1.41, then 1.5, then find the latest project reality download at realitymod(DOT)com

  • ok thank you ill try it

  • Try manually updating punkbuster

    Also make sure you are launching the game using the project reality link not the BF2 one.

  • @tmwilson06 k well i have the game now but um i keep having lag and internet probs. My PC can run it maxed but idk why its kicking me from severs can you help?

  • @Almin192 not sure man, you have a firewall blocking it or something? im not sure what the problem is :\

  • @Almin192

    Update PB ;)

  • @Olimpus3500 k gow do i do that just find the newest one?

  • @Almin192

    Ever heard google?

    Search google for punkBuster get on their side and i think you have to go to downloads and serach for some kind of tool i think. Install it and be happy ;)

  • @Almin192 try running as administrator and maybe turning off the eax audio setting i heard that might cause some problems. also get gamebooster its a program that turns off unnecessary programs so that your comp runs better and its free

  • lmfaorofl

  • i wonder why no one has thought of using the zipline model in some way for fastropes

  • Trust me, many people have thought of it already. There just doesn't seem to be any form of fastroping that isn't awkward. Besides, fastroping is shit and wouldn't add anything to the game, if for example rotor blades don't have collision meshes. I don't understand why so many people think it needs to be in-game... And once it gets in, people don't want it, 'cause it's so slow and dangerous :p. "Just land, darn it, don't fastrope!".

  • @Afterdune i think it would be really cool and i think it would help because 1.you dont have to land making insertions faster and less chance of crashing 2.its better for dropping ppl on rooftops with obstacles on the top. but im a noob so idk if it would really be a huge difference but it would add to the realism

  • that was awesome...

  • "i want you all to leave"

    "Leave me alone"

    "ALONE WITH MY FASTROPES"

    hahahahahaa

  • this is epic

    "WITH STALIN!"

    haha im downloading pr right now i hope i dont see hitler on any servers :P

  • Haha laught so hard! Easily one of the best hitler vids :D

  • You should do something for the upcoming patch 0.9, would be awsome:)

  • Hah, we need something as epically funny as fastropes. Maybe if another topic like that comes up I'll do a new one. Probably using a different segment from Untergang

  • if the rally points now will hugely changed you could do something about that. I guess Hitler would be upset that he now have to spawn at badly placed fobs :)

  • this is the best one out of all the hitler videos XD

  • loved it, good work :-)

  • Cheers :) Glad everyone enjoys it

    -okita

  • lmfao

  • very funny

  • Love the ending.

    "Lets move to BF Heroes."

  • with STALIN LOL

  • That invisible ladder idea was pretty good actually,just replace the ladder model with a rope,make a new animation and you have a fastrope!

  • @dapenguin2 Yeah but then you can't land the chopper :P

  • Loll, i love this movies. Nice video Wilson06.

  • lol as their talking a Panzerwagon Bug comes flyin throught wall. Whats a panzer wagon you say? Its a tank barrel on a Volkswagon

  • That was so funny i almost died at laughing OMG PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!! I love the real movie of this its funny when the kid is using a Panzerfaust or something like that!! :D

  • Lol. Love the nade spam reference to BF2

  • that was grand, I must have lulled more than 8 times.

  • PR is a beast!

  • HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!

  • lawl!

  • He didn't mean that, He owns the box set.

  • Yes, I rofled hard when I read that .. this was gold!

  • @Voyevoda01 Best line in the vid XD

  • Those EA bastards leave us no choice but to use the "LASER".

  • hahahaha i laughd my fucking head off :D let's move to BF:Heroes!!

  • This is fucking hilarious and I was searching about this game to see if I should play it and you just sold me.

  • Haha this is sooo funny!! I was only earlier reading about the difficulty there havin on the fastropes idea!

  • don't think soon :D

  • actualy there is already vids on the website of it being made .

  • what is being made?

  • lets move to BF:Heroes :DDD

  • lol

  • lmao that is some funny shit

  • LOL "he didnt mean that, he owns the box set" best part

  • LOL

  • I wouldn't even say arma 2 is better, just different. Ironically enough i feel project reality delivers a fuller more intense experience. Being suppressed actually means getting your head down. You can literally feel the explosions going off around you...Arma 2 aint got shit

  • LOL arma 2 fans, why are you comparing official game with modification? of course arma 2 is better, because it is made by official game company, Project reality is made by modders. but I still love PR more than arma2 and I hope there really gonna be fastropes.

  • I don't agree with liking PR more than ARMA II, but what you say is completely correct. BIS has hundreds of thousands of dollars to work with- the PR team does not.

  • ...but I just like PR more than arma 2.

  • .... PR .5 > Arma II

    =D kidding. (not)

  • They are adding fastropes soon, its confirmed.

  • really? they say it's hardcorded,

  • confirmed by who? Probably 90% of the DEV team dont want them hahah

  • "He didn't mean that, he owns the box set" LOL

    Great video

  • Poor Orlando Bloom, couldn't use dem fastropes.

  • he got pissed off just because he can't get fast ropes?

  • You have to be on PR forums and be a player of PR to understand this...

  • its not really real. but hes got a point. PR has been going for years and despite my 27 posts, 38 pms and 78 emails still no fast ropes. arma 2 had fast ropes within 1 month!!! AND arma 2 has realistic keyboard and mouse realism AND to add insult to injury PR STILL HAS NO FASTROPES!!! or weapon sway OR FASTROPES!!!!2!!fastropes!!

  • Remember PR is a mod.(they are adding fastropes)

    If EA and or Dice started with developing fastropes, it would be faster due to having more people and recources. Modders have to start from scratch.

  • its not a matter of manpower or 'resources' its that we as a DEV team are only allowed access to outer code... which means that if we need to change something deeper than we can get to... we quite literally CANT do it. ;)

    It would be faster for EA/DICE simply because they have all of the source code access :P

  • Ok, I see.

    Awesome video though.

    :D

  • agreed.

    For the dev's to do it would require a great amount of reverse engineering on the part of the .EXE and the source code.

    not to say it's impossible... some mods for NR2003 did it, and they would've gotten away with it too if iRacing didn't get pissy about the source code "ruining future games" =/

  • "lets move to BF:HEROES"

    ROFLMAO

  • HAHAHAHA, awesome!!!

  • this was awsome dude

  • Also, you cannot compare PR to ARMA, because PR is a MOD and ARMA is a full game designed off its engine. You could compare ARMAs mod ACE to PR, and even then you would be disappointed because they have deviation set.

  • RoyalDog, do you understand what deviation is? Could you explain it to me?

    Not kidding, i really want to know.

  • But if PR wins in 2nd place for the last two years, and wins 2 prizes in first place for this year as best mod of the year, rest assured, there doing something right.

  • PR only won because there were no other mod during those years.

    Name atleast one good famous mods during 2007 and 2008.

    That's like winning a BAFTA awards when there were no other competitors beside you.

  • NeoTokyo (source engine)

    Forgotten Hope/2 (Also Bf2/1942 and also upped the values of the deviation system)

    Point of Existence (Bf2)

    that's just to name a few popular ones also entered in the conest

  • forgotten hope, insurgency for HL2, a few portal mods, dystopia, zombie master, zombie panic and those are ones I can easily name without even LOOKING for other mods out there... just look at the top scores to find them, dont rely on others... its not hard...

  • BLASPHEMY!!!

  • So RoyalDog, please stop swearing. If you need to express yourself, do it on PR forums. Nobody here is swearing, because we are all adults who dont need to use that kind of language.

    If you dont like PR, then dont play it. If ur satisfied with Arma and americas army that is definitely not all that realistic, then fine, play them, and have fun doing so.

  • I would also like to add that PR was designed by men in the service of the British army, and with their game, they have army advisers. Im sure they know the issues, and do the best they can.

    If they ignored the deviation and cannot put in swaying, then it would end up ultimately like vBF2, and then, what have we accomplished aside from making new maps and vehicles.

  • Additionally, Arma, is a nice realistic game, but not really. It lacks alot of things, its why the army doesnt use Arma, it uses VBS or something, that uses the engine, but has everything tweaked to make it actually realistic.

    RoyalDog.

    You dont understand PR, because you dont understand that its not a game for the masses.

    EA made a game like BF2 on the basis that they know little kiddies will go and run gun everything, its easy and its fun.

    Arma has a similar thing going, but a bit harder

  • I dont think RoyalDog understands the issue here.

    Ballistics would be implemented instead of the deviation, but cant.

    Arma, along side its many issues, even thoguh i still love the damn game, was crap.

    Its why most servers switched to the mod ACE.

    If you play ACE mod for Arma, you will note, that after you run a bit, you will need to calm down and wait a HELL of a long time to actually regain your maximum accuracy.

  • 10/10. funny.

  • LMFAO..... "orlando bloom fell like a noob".. classic.. Nice vid

  • Fuck PR, buy ARMA

  • lol, you've already been owned so many times in this videos comments. Back for more?

    Tons of people play both PR and ArmAII, you're just a nub

  • oh wow big deal? The only reason why I was "owned" was because I was posting in a PR fanatic dickheads video comment page.

    And I never said anything about tons of people playing PR and ARMA you stupid illiterate fuck.

    Learn how to read and stop shoving some make belief comment up other people throat you cock sucker.

    By the way, PR do sucks, even most people outside the forums would agree. You're just living in your special bubble world pretending that it isn't true.

    Fuck you and PR

  • lawl

    Im confident in the numbers...

    Enjoy your fail

  • Post a comment without trolling bitch, oh wait you couldn't even do that because you don't have anything else to say you speechless mute fuck.

    Lawl your fat ass you PR faggots loving bitch.

    You want to play a real game? Play ARMA then brag about how realistic PR is to it then. Otherwise shut the fuck up and stop pretending like you're floating on an happy island just because the DEVS are your gay cock loving friend.

  • blatent latent

  • lawl, I AM a DEV

    And yes, I own ArmA I and II and love owning them both. But I love PR more...

    They see me trollin', they hatin'

  • You really forget the HUGE amount of bugs in ARMA that make the game a pain in the ass, and apparently they never learned their lesson since ARMA II had the same issue.

    Still, im getting ARMAII, but PR will still remain my favorite.

  • ARMA II doesn't have the same issue.

  • i will agree with you RoyalDOg, alot of people do hate PR, but that's cause that lot of people dont have the attention span to aim and the idiocy to stop bunny hopping. so many people complain about PR just because they get die every time they try to bunny hop away and get tired. the R in PR is there for a reason. Live with it like you do in real life or don't play.

  • A lot of people aren't complaining about PR about that. Only few actually have the guts to complain and admit the fact that PR fucking suck and screwed up with their deviation bullshit.

    It reminds me of the release of Insurgency Mod where people were complaining how the accuracy fails and a bunch of hard ass wannabe cock sucking faggot wanting to brag about how good they were go against the criticizer for it, until the Devs actually admits that there were aiming flaws in the mod.

    Fuck PR.

  • someones a sad puppy, and doesnt understand that DEVs are working on a crappy engine that does not allow proper ballistics, so we are stuck with deviation for now. Jeez.

  • who the hell is giving us bad ratings for our comments? everything you and I have said is truth, the devs cant do anything about the deviation system, it is here and that's that, the devs are only modifying it's values to better fit the needs of the mod

  • actually deviation is one of the few problems i have with PR, but lets face it, it's the dev's only choice what with the current limitations of the BF2 engine. and really even the way it is now, i barely have any problems hitting anything. the deviation that people complain about is because they keep running and shooting, infact IF PR reflected reality any more we'd have to deal with recoil, wind, distance, and a breathing pattern. be glad it's as easy as it is now

  • heck even in paintball (yes that's right i'm comparing war to paintball, bite me) accuracy of your marker is not really an issue, if you run and gun you aren't going to hit anything. and efter you run it takes a second to calm your breathing enough to get a steady shot, and THAT is even more important in firing a real weapon. yes deviation system sucks shit, but that's all we can get...for now. dont blame the devs for DICE's mistakes

  • Umm... America's Army which was a game made by the Military itself has no Deviation bullshit compares to PR, now why is that?

    Like I said before, NO FUCKING EXCUSES. These Developers are nothing but some college amateurs who think they get to wear special golden medal for designing a shitty realistic mod that retards close to them is attracted to.

    AA and OPF does not force the gameplay to make it "balance" because they could give a rat ass if people run and gun, since guns are accurate

  • Oh by the way, no one said anything about run and gun, I started this comment by saying how this game sucks ass since you had to wait approximately 5 seconds to get your aim back.

    In real life, you don't have to fucking wait for 5 seconds, just aim and shoot and your bullet is going hit anyway. If you can't implement "sway" in this game, then don't subsitute your imaginary bullshit over it.

    I have to wait 5 seconds because I ran and stopped just to kill my target, a piece of shit mod.

  • you have to wait 5 seconds for MAXIMUM accuracy. thats for 300m AR shots. for 100m targets you give it one or one and a half seconds after moving and shoot rapidly aimed single shots every second or so. the skill comes not only with "speed of bead" but also in judging distance and settle time.

    ive been playing BIS games since the ofp demo and i love PR. it isnt perfect but its concept is sound, some of its innovations are very clever and the general team based dynamic works very well.

  • Have you ever handle or fire a REAL weapon? like a FN FAL 7.62 mm? have you ever fire a gun after running at least 500 mts with a 40 kg backpack? of course you can run and fire your weapon while running but im sure your chances to hit your target are really small...

  • Yes, and I don't need 5 seconds waiting time like you to shoot a target 30m infront of me.

    Fuck balances in this mod, even ARMA II, the best Military-Sim in the world could give a shit about balancing the gameplay so idiots who bitches and moan about "wahhhhh... the bullets are like laser" would be torns to pieces.

    Seriously, FUCK PR, go buy ARMA II.

  • ok i respect your opinion but try at least don't get mad by it, go to the forums and try to make a point of why the 5 seconds waiting before shoot should be removed, i thinks the DEVs and the community are open to suggestions or may be they can point a valid reason for the deviation...(which is to simulate what i said before) but anyways 0.86 edition of PR just came out try it and see if there is a difference in the weapons system and the deviation system...

  • ya the community is definitely open to suggestions (e.g the rally/crate and the auto rifleman kit at the spawn screen is actually implemented due to a suggestion.)

  • 1 sentence thats suitable for you. If you think the mod isn't good enough?

    go mod your own game or create your own game that could achieve things ever better than PR

    Plus you can shoot in PR without waiting 5 seconds you have an option to WAIT 5 seconds and shoot for maximum accuracy.. plus Deviation is a lot lower compared to 0.8

    the reason why deviation was amplified? because they couldn't code the hand holding the gun to constantly move a bit. they added more deviation.

  • and plus try running full speed and while running shoot a gun, (depends on the gun) you will most likely either fall and miss the target.

  • I meant and clearly stated "Run, stop, shoot" not "Run and Gun".

  • even if you run, stop, shoot it depends on the intensity you ran and the distance ( it takes a while to get your breathing back to normal... and with all your gear if you just ran full speed then stopped and then shoot (without proning) you most likely to stagger or even fall.

    It works in real life too you don't have soldiers running around and stop then shoot... they stop at coverage spots (e.g a building's corner) (using a common milt strat so they cover each other's back)

  • then they will prone/crouch to shoot.

    plus they actually DO have to identify if the hostile is a civilian or not... due to the laws of engagement

  • regardless of how accurate your rifle is, if you do not find a stable position or stance, you are not going to hit shit. what your essentially saying is that if you do a full sprint in full equipment the MOMENT that you stop your feet you can nail a target at 100 yards, which is impossible even for the most well trained soldier alive.

  • there IS NO DEVIATION system because ARMA is actually a GAME ITSELF, PR is built off of the BF2 ENGINE which is highly limiting, the DEVIATION SYSTEM IS HARDCODED FROM THE ENGINE ITSELF! the devs are not amateurs, they just dont have the legal rights to change the engine. god damnit Royal learn to read, the DEVS of PR did not create the deviation system, DICE did, the devs are making due with what they can and cannot do with this engine.

  • Battlefield 2 engine didn't started out with Deviation system.

    Not until Project Reality version 4+ was deviation implemented in the game, so don't bullshit me by saying that I'm illiterate or I'm just making up shit because the DEVs even admitted on the forum.

    Also ARMA is not JUST A GAME, it's a military-sim and yes it does have ballistic and its own deviation implemented, but atleast its a HELLA lots better than PR.

    Also, if you can't make something work in the game, then remove it.

  • wrong the deviation system was there to begin with, it's existed since BF1942, the values were just so low that people never really noticed, you know in vBF2 where your crossheir gets bigger when you run? that's the deviation system.

  • LOL, your funny.

  • that is the deviation system Daymare, it's just not there when you actually aim into the iron sights/scope

  • Yes, it did start out with it. Its just that it was made for nubs and not those wanting realism ;)

  • I'll enjoy both, enjoy your one game while I enjoy two.

    I can troll all year ;)

  • In arma2, my clanmate carried m4 w/ UGl, m107 and javelin with 1 missile...thats like 4+ kilos, and he was still able to run around and do everything...realism yeah, for sure.

  • PR is fucking amazing you dumbass and the teamplay on pubs is legendary. EVERYONE has a fucking mic and EVERYONE works together and if you don't you get permabanned by the very active admins!

    It's amazing!

    ARMA2 is great for coop but PR definitely has the upperhand when it comes to PvP. Now if only we could have 128 player servers...

    And I'm a longtime player of the original OFP so I'm well acquainted with the series.

  • ARMA 2 might have realistic ballistics which PR lacks but the way people play in PR is far more realistic than the way people play in ARMA 2 (at least on pubs... in clan play both excel obviously)

    The suppression system which ARMA2 lacks is also a point in PR's favor IMO. Sure, your view doesn't blur IRL when you get shot at but it forces players to act as if they fear death = amazing gameplay.

  • what are you talking about? they don't speak Austrian in Germany

  • holy shit that was the craziest thing I've ever seen o.o

    ...and i like it ITS HILARIOUS!!

  • Let's move to BF: Heroes :D:D:D:D:D owned

  • Looolll, that was so funny! huahUHauhaUHA\\

    thanks addaco for letting me know bout this vid hehehahuuahhuauhauha

  • class video well played!

  • What movie is this clip from?

  • clips are from the Untergang, a german film/series of sorts

    It means The Downfall

  • i couldnt see half the video because i was crying.

    fuck that was good

  • Absolutely brilliant!!

  • when are they coming out with fast roping????????????

  • He didnt mean that....he has the box set.

  • Exactly how I felt when I found out fastroping is hardcoded XD

  • ...with Stalin? LOL wtf :))

  • holy fuck!!

    thats great...

    makes me wanna play BF2 lol

  • Makes me wanna play PR ;)

  • lmfao

  • i agree with Hitler......the Black Hawks really need fastropes.......It's a bit weird when i see soldiers ''jump off'' from choppers...LOL

  • roflmao