Unlikely Things to Hear on a News Programme - Mock the Week, Series 9, Episode 9 Preview - BBC Two

[Angelzdotcom]

In tonights news - nothing happened absolutely nothing

[popazz1]

Milton is absolutely barking mad,lol,but it's why we love him.

[WizardFenian]

dara's face at 0:00

[Reapzehz]

0:26 i really hope he dounst do it like that in real life

[TheBannanaOfRazors]

Look in the description, the link has the letters b00tyvw2 xD

[dantrizz]

And in economic news...

...you better start getting use to picking nuts out of squirrel shit.

xXx

[fiddleandcatz]

i agree with the Bristol comment ^^

[TARDISgirl242]

7 people were pulling faces in the background when Andy was doing a piece to camera

[Michaeltomlin97]

0:26



[rachelisinsane]

I AM FROM BRISTOL!! BEST CITY ON EARTH!! and yes, we are a bit weird me babbers...

[XboxArcher]

we're fucked. goodnight

[Excetrydor]

1:27 hahahahaa

[missKhettos]

andy rocked this :D dont usually root for him bt... funny stuff.

[timetableguy]

Press 6 and 8 REALLY QUICKLY :D

[Atsaki13]

@timetableguy Haha, what about 4 and 6 really quickly? lol.

[JazzaDrumma]

this is fox news, ARN !!!!

[iamthestig2100]

Bristol is wierd. How is that news?

[NatJamSte]

@iamthestig2100 Thats why it says 'unlikely things to hear on the news'. God damn, read the title!

[1Thompsonmusic]

I feel sorry for that bloke at 0:24. He's genuine. It must be awful to work with them other fakers.

[littlehales1]

Milton jones always looks like hes stoned off his nips xD

[2ndSSBggydbluds]

Quality!

[TheoVeritas]

Ah, if only... Fox News, disappointing us yet again with NO NEWS ABOUT FOXES.

[guitarstarforever12]

0:55 ♥

[Godsmasherbot]

hi there bbc, expected you to usually keep your archive material in better nick than this, the audience becomes quite distorted

[SchwarzeWitwe2]

What's the Scottish guy's name?

[animequeen20012003]

@SchwarzeWitwe2 Kevin Bridges.

[CanadaxIreland]

press 4 to see Milton as a fox xD

[themightybooshx19x]

I love the way Andy Parson's says his last joke. :)

[LisaB976]

You know something brilliant is going to be said when Milton Jones walks to the mic.

[chloeg1999]

@LisaB976 wich ones he

[LisaB976]

@chloeg1999 the one on the right, closest to us, wearing the awesome blue shirt..

[Hotrod6045]

In other economic news, we're fucked. Have a good day!

[demonater106]

AMERICANS CAN SUCK OUR HUMOUR!!! ENGLAND FTW!!! :) (:

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@demonater106 you know im american you didnt need to use aps and i think this is the funniest shit i have ever seen

[DarthTwoddle]

Who's the guy at 1.40?

[mercuryvapoury]

@DarthTwoddle Patrick Kielty

[LotsOfLove98X]

Russell Howard where are you?! :'(

[ellenmelon771]

I miss Russell.... :(

[ellenmelon771]

Wayne Rooney!! *pelvic thrusts* XD xXx

[astroboirap]

rusell kane is so unfunny its making me angry :s

[badbaz83]

Russel Kane just isn't funny.

[ulula97]

and in economic news we're fucked goodnight!!

[MiniMediaFilms]

I love the jokes in this, and Andy Parson's (the first joke) made me lol.

[rdowsett]

why does everyone lick that weird guys bum; his random rubbish isn't even witty or funny.. its just amateur/lame/awkward..

[Sietsje93]

You just have to love these guys!

[danielstephen003]

if u keep pressing 5 Hugh Dennis turns into a dj

[P07dreadnaut]

@danielstephen003 press 5 and then 9!

[littleblueleprecorn]

wayne roonyey!

[ninosmoshi101]

They should do "Unlikely lines that Hugh Dennis would say"

[nuttymonkey11]

this is FOX news

AOOUGH!

*snuffle sniffle*

[Lew15CFC]

Patrick Kielty is a massively unfunny cunt

[ellenmelon771]

This is BBC Three news in fifteen seconds: Floods, recession, Wayne Rooney *pelvic thrusts* hahahahahahahahaha I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!! XD <3 xXX

[philmattbro91]

bloody french

[SammydagGamesALT]

Hello this is channel 5 news turn over now.

[LilLuke1808]

I don't get butt first joke

[Throatmad2090]

@LilLuke1808 he means the Queen arrived in Australia arse first, it was the way he said it (The queen arrived in Australia, but first) Is how it would be said with a pause.

[jj65322]

1:07 Kevin can predict the future!

[NatJamSte]

@jj65322 But Al-megrahi is still alive!?

[FourSabres]

@jj65322

He's not dead.

As Andrew Maxwell said: "They let him go, because he had a life expectancy of 6 months. YES. IN SCOTLAND. If you can get him to somewhere were he can get fruit and veg on a daily basis, he's gonna live for years!"

[WhiskerScot569]

@FourSabres heeeyyyyyyy that's not nice :/

[AimlessVanity]

@DareVouGe He said 'That's Dark' I think. Referring to the content of the previous joke.

[OriginaLTrzin]

This is the economic news now .... we're fucked, good night LOOOOOOOOOL

[cookiepfc1]

Milton Jones looks like Messi!

[JerryBeatFreak]

I have one. "The world has ended"

[spikeycooper]

keep pressing 0 !!!

[sultanofsick]

1:03 ..... what the fuck did he say??? o.0

[scaryninja1693]

@sultanofsick Freed Lockerbie bomber AbdelBaset Al Megrahi has died. 

[MrDeano324]

@sultanofsick

"The lokerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi has died"

[christos1709]

@D4RKH4LO are you really that stupis not to get that

[christos1709]

did anyone else try matching there curser up with the background letters

[TheSatanshunter]

@christos1709 i'm not the only one, YAY!!

[christos1709]

@D4RKH4LO your not funny -_-

[Georgeous129]

the al megrahi part was fantastic!

[pyjama35]

Kevin Bridges you sexy thang :D

[TapTapShakeItBack]

OHH MY GOD RUSSELL KANE!!!!! :D

[ImAnotherZang]

0:54 OREILY MOMENT

[MrHypnofan]

@ImAnotherZang Glenn Beck Moment, you mean.

[courtney101cheese]

Yaaay Bristol :D

[chelseafcrocks82]

This is generic, but I love Andy's face if you press 1 =D

[TICKtock9625]

lol

[carrotfacestudios]

@chelseafcrocks82 lol thats hilarious! :D you've made my day

[chelseafcrocks82]

@carrotfacestudios Why thank you =D I'm just sorry the comment type is used so often that when you genuinely find something funny, people just think you're being annoying =/

[fiddleandcatz]

the bit about Bristol is true!!!

[xarriluseth]

pause, play, press 4, press 8.

[shaggy00011]

WOO BRISTOL!!!!!

[metalfreakenwierdo]

keep pressing comments that suggest the keyboard has magical qualities

[rachel11smith]

If you press 9 repeatedly it looks like Russell is doing something to hugh's arse

[ellfarrell123]

behind me a man lies dead thats wat happens wen u pull funny faces behind the camara wen im doing a report

andy parsons: ledgend

[dmsjr2]

dear news 24 go to bed ROFL

[NemoKJH]

Keep pushing 7... Rest say's it all

[jakethompsonXDXD]

epic face from dara at 0:00

[TheCarleyBee]

keep pressing 2 for epic head scratch on the right, 4 for epic snifff, 6 for 'alien butt'

[TheCarleyBee]

keep pressing 2 for epic head scratch on the right

[filks123]

When Hugh Dennis does the humping bit he just looks so ashamed of himself :P

[FernEatsNoobs]

Russel Kane *beam of light*

[20centuryfox100]

the fox news bit wasn't that funny, though, because that's what actually happens on fox news OW!

[littleblueleprecorn]

wayne rooney :P hugh dennis is a legend

[Segaman19]

"Welcome to Newcastle Tonight. Sorry, I mean North east tonight!"

[DarthTwoddle]

Pause it on the very start, how much of a herp derp face is Dara's? :')

[whothefislate]

@DarthTwoddle Dara has only derp faces :D Pause anywhere with dara

[lauori]

wheres russell??

[SBS336]

is it just me or did hughs first one seem a bit bitter?

[bronaghbby38]

its not the same when Russell isn't there! :( lol

[MovieChannels]

1:23 some random guy says "shes stuck"

[SjaanK85]

@MovieChannels I believe he says 'That's dark' after the michael jackson joke.

[KingKrausersPCTech]

Possible Line Ideas xD

Unlikely things to hear on the news: THE TRUTH!

Unlikely things to hear on the news: SOMETHING POSITIVE!

#Winning!!

[cousinbebop]

Who told Patrick Kielty he was funny? Some serious soul searching needs to be done there.

[corbey08]

Bristol is more than a bit weird. When I went there a guy who worked in burger king tried to deal with a spilled drink with a broom

[ofxxxthexxxflowers]

Must stop reading the comments before I watch the video :D

[danelletakarai]

pls bring Frankie back....

[ModaserA]

WHY DOES MILTON JONES ALWAYS WALK LIKE HES SHAT HIMSELF?

[dmcowie10]

Wayne Rooney lol

[PrimaryGun]

Floods, Recession, Lib Dems, WAYNE ROONEY

[JackB16479]

This is Fox news:

Arghhhh

[thebeardedjohn]

LET THE BALD GUY GO ON

[Spedding101]

This was uploaded on my birthday :D

[hazzziii97]

Weres Russel Howard :(

[Spedding101]

@hazzziii97 he was making the series of Good News

[FinalFantasyAerith]

@hazzziii97 He's left the show to do other things :(

[StarryVision]

@FinalFantasyAerith He hasn't left!

[FinalFantasyAerith]

@StarryVision Yes he has. I follow him and he's left to focus on Good News and other projects for now.

[StarryVision]

@FinalFantasyAerith Wikipedia haven't been keeping up to date then :/

[FinalFantasyAerith]

@StarryVision Lol follow his blog and page ^.^ It's much more reliable xD

[TheJacksonification]

Bloody French...

[RandomShinigami7]

Keep pressing 7 for an evil head banging face, and press 8 to learn where i have never been.

[sheilatakeabow1990]

I need more Kevin Bridges. He's hilarious.

[CrimsonElite101]

The suspect is responsible for destroying the lives of countless children and attention starved women across the globe, but sadly Simon Cowel continues to evade capture.

[PunkiKidd98]

MIIILTON(L)

[jj65322]

I only liked this to get the 200th like XD

[radutrc1]

damn what did Kevin Bridges said? English isn;t my 1st language, and i like Kevin's stand up.

Yah frankie was (and is) good.

[Arzaker]

this is fox news

AOOOOUH

[TheMrMadchester]

Milton Jones is awesome!!

[HenceHonesto]

And now the news!

For the past 10 years one man has refused to pay the IRS and has also been classified as a homosexual murderer, and he's now trying to escape his country.

This is just in!

The Police have tracked down the man and he's been identified as Craig David! Yes, you can see it on the helicopter camera, he's walking away from the troubles in his life! That bastard!

[RedOctober44]

I love the faces Hugh Dennis pulls after every joke!!:-)

[Oden667]

@RedOctober44 I love the faces he pulls before every joke!

[Tomatohot]

1:24 you can hear a guy say thats just dark

[Alexmo555]

This is Fox News.

Arp!

[Soundfrequency]

@mskt2301x

If there was no dislike button then I wouldn't be able to express my hatred of the shitty blandfest that Mock the Week has become.

[CKNDFressay]

awww, i love andy parsons, i just want to give him a hug.

[dim432]

This is the news at ten, on top stoy today. "someone is giving my a Blowjob under my desk"

[Saintjimmi182]

Finally, economic news.

We're fucked, goodnight. XD

[cerysiscomfortablex]

@OscarThomasMurray

russell howard was only not on there, cause he was filming his own show..

[MissMiffed]

Our tape of Big Ben is broken.

Bong.

[Jstuff96]

0:53 legend

[Starthrust1]

LOL Dara's face at the beginning.

[digireedoo]

@OscarThomasMurray oh for fucks sake, Frankie isn't coming back. Get over it!

[COYH10]

If only Frankie Boyle was still on the show :-/

[ScorpionProduktions]

is this on bbc america?

[longlivedisney17]

i miss russell howard xx :(

[angrygamer1]

now for ecinomic news.... were fucked good night

[Se1ander]

How about..... "Unlikely things to hear on Mock the Week?"

[Gerstein1]

@Se1ander something boring

[JTeam95]

@Se1ander

unfunny sh*t

[wishfulanthony]

@Se1ander That's why there's "Mock the Week Too Hot for TV" in that case!

[MayYFS]

@Se1ander i don't think there is anything they can leave out XD

[chelseafcrocks82]

@Se1ander Oh god no. It'll be some kind of alternate paradox! Kinda like dividing by zero.

[qwopiretyu]

@Se1ander Deez nuts?

[TheBloodEmperor]

@Se1ander Because you can hear ANYTHING on 'Mock the Week'.

[guitarace010]

@Se1ander [now that Frankie is gone] "Something funny"

[youn3619]

andy parsons lol

[MujahidKid]

When hugh said " Wayne Rooney " and shagged the air i lol'd so hard

[ssssroryssss2]

Yay!! I live in York and yes, it is old :D

[footyking77]

city news now: London is dangerous, York is old, and Bristol is a bit weird

andy has really improved this series XD

[ArceusDX]

@footyking77 I have to agree with his joke of Bristol, it's actually true, us Bristolians are a bit weird, but that's what makes Bristol awesome

[hiddenbutdeadly]

1:26 one of miltons best if not THE best joke/gag/pun

[Pugseli]

Milton Jones being a fox.....too adorable! X)

[derekdb2]

Joel 3

1For, behold, in those days, and in that time, when I shall bring again the captivity of Judah and Jerusalem, 2I will also gather all nations, and will bring them down into the valley of Jehoshaphat, and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel, whom they have scattered among the nations, and parted my land. 3And they have cast lots for my people; and have given a boy for an harlot, and sold a girl for wine, that they might drink

[1994liverpoolrule]

This is the funniest one of the lot love it

[MusicMadSuperAwesome]

"Bong." XD