First

[PLATZORE]

@Trooper45a soo your black?

[DaBourko]

The egg came first, as shown by Stephen Fry on QI.

[mymusicrocks12345]

If your just talking about a chicken's egg, then the chicken came first. Something had to sit on that egg.

[californiarednek]

@mymusicrocks12345 Sorry even if you are talking about a chicken egg, the egg still came first. The chicken egg was laid by a proto chicken.

[Trooper45a]

Egg = Breakfast.

Chicken = Lunch & Dinner.

[steveman751]

say " I won a math debate" fast

[Wolfguurl]

Fir....aw damn it.

[iamspeakinggibberish]

@Wolfguurl yeah...more like 3,733rd.

[JOEYJORDlS0N]

First.

[XDisturbedTillDeathX]

chickens weren't always here. so let me give a general explanation:

the velocoraptor laid the egg that the chicken came from

[emmalooify]

first



[ghelyar]

the egg came first. It doesn't specify a chicken's egg, and other things had eggs before chickens.

[Downbrokenhearts]

@ghelyar the chicken egg came first.The egg changed until the egg had the same genetic code of a chicken.

[boerdbro]

geez there is a mutation in an egg from some other species that made a chicken... the end

[Stinoism]

@boerdbro but where did THESES SPECIEs COME FROM? :)

[konnii1]

first comm....aw damn it

[F4H6K8]

First

[AVtrainz1998]

3,715th!

[vietvipp]

first, wait, am i too late?

[bob100487]

3,712th YEAH!

[darkhorizonifyable]

fuck you college humour its 3:06 in the morning

[jakeo96]

CHICKN CAME FIRST TO PROTECT THE EGG AGAINST THE ELEMENTS

[kornhead6555]

FIRST!

[hg3990]

Last.

[actingamer101]

warren layne

[apg7856]

707681 st!

[xiBeGamer]

First! + 706,462

[Nickythepickle]

706,305th!

[DEATHAWSOME77]

what da hell

[Rebeckiiful]

705663

[dAntheredalien]

705,743rd!

[joeyh31]

3,693rd!

[sexyracer23]

3,692nd!

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

why the fuck did I click this

[ipwnnoobzinthebut]

that sperm wat firstalized ;)

[ohmygoditsyomamma]

chicken came before the egg cuz i said so now stfu

[jackamatyus]

I think the question of 'Which came first the chicken or the egg?' is only unanswerable if it is asked as 'Which came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?'.

[1337lolguyman]

@jackamatyus The chicken, because you said "Chicken" first in the sentence.

[LoneAsianCajun]

How are people arguing about God on a collegehumor video?

Grow up and enjoy life, fucktards.

[thecalcium9]

She Probably Had the same idea when she was with Bill

[kjfhgbkjhfbv]

Dont worry Hillary u can still be first next time...

[Matralco84]

@txKronkl Really?

[ellbennet]

A chicken and an egg is lying in bed smoking a cigarette after making love. Suddenly the chicken say "Well that answers that old question."

[VengfulX]

I'm a little confused about the couple having sex. Did she get off four times? Guy's got some fucking endurance.

[brandy007ism]

@VengfulX u'r rite...

[Rishvak]

@VengfulX its the number of partners they've been with ahaha

[airsoftIreland602]

@VengfulX He taught he took her virginity. :L

[XBOX720CANSMD]

OMFG STOP TALKING ABOUT GOD AND EAT A BABY YOU FUCKING GEORGE SITH

[DahTruf]

.....Do people still care about the whole chicken or egg thing? WHAT THE HELL? I thought we were done with this....If someone wants to get mad for no reason at something get angry at the seemingly underage teens doing it, "Oh nooooooo 16/17 year olds can't have sex.....oh nooooooo."

[sas911]

GUYS. Old chicken vs egg debate is old. Anyone with a fairly rudimentary understanding of biology should know a creature can only mutate/evolve in the embryo stage. Aka. no, a flying dinosaur didn't get zapped by lightning and turn into a chicken. The mutation occured inside an egg, which was genetic.

Therefore, everyone shut the fuck up because I'm right. This will SURELY end the debate

*troll face*

[planetrewind]

@sas911 exactly what I was going to say, but you said it first

[davidib17]

@sas911 you, sir, are as much of an idiot as anyone ever known.

[sas911]

@davidib17 Problem sir?

[zandace23]

@sas911 nonononono......megusta face

[ItsVulgar]

@sas911 I bloody knew it

[Norocmorth]

@sas911 I've always thought that

[gigaboy47]

@sas911 actually it has been scentifically proven that the chicken came first you see a special protein is form inside of the chicken (I can't remember the scientific term but) it is in both the egg and chicken and it does not form inside the egg therefore the chicken came first.

[Travaillons]

@gigaboy47 If it's in the egg then the egg is a chicken egg. Therefore, the egg came first.

[gigaboy47]

@Travaillons no it's in the chicken to but it doesn't form in the egg so the chicken came first.

[Travaillons]

@gigaboy47 It doesn't form in the egg, but the DNA that tells a cell to create the protein exists in the egg. Therefore, it's a chicken egg. Therefore the egg came first.

[gigaboy47]

@Travaillons that doesn't matter you are making this more complicated then it is. The gene is in both the chicken and egg

[Travaillons]

@gigaboy47 Exactly, and as the gene is in both, the egg is a chicken egg.

[AculticFly]

@sas911 I hope that was a joke.

[turbochargedfilms]

@sas911 My theory is that a Trex was struck by two psp's, a psvita and a ps3 and was offered to test drive a Murcielago LP-670-4 SV. But it was a Trap. It was a El Camino with a flux capacitor that needed 1.21 jijawatts to muttate the trex into..... Why the fuck did I even Bother writing this..? Oh well,

[rubixfreerunner771]

@sas911 not if you're a christian. it says that god created the birds of the air and the beasts of the field. so he created the beast; the chicken, not the embryo; the egg

[STxAfroManx97]

@JAIKKIJKYT thank you.

[xxxilovecupcakesxxx1]

out of chickens and eggs, the egg came first...dinosaurs came from eggs.

[Sifertrex]

God created chickens first then the chickens mated and created eggs

[JAIKKIJKYT]

@Sifertrex god did not create anything

[TheTrojantroy]

@JAIKKIJKYT Yeah He did.

[playintilldoomsday]

@TheTrojantroy he didnt what kind of god would make someone as annoying as justin beiber

[TheTrojantroy]

@Sifertrex Good point

[smurfkidharley]

@Sifertrex sorry to break it to you, but "god" didn't necessarily create things just like that, its basic intelligence to know that beings especially as complexed as life, don't just appear, if you want feel free to discuss evolution with me, or just tell me that god made everything and be an ignorant bitch like that

[TheTrojantroy]

@smurfkidharley Evolution never explains were life comes from, and quite frankly God is the only reasonable explanation.

[smurfkidharley]

@TheTrojantroy god isn't what i would call a "reasonable" explanation but it is of course an explanation if you believe in an almighty, all knowing, all caring being that allows suffering war, famine ect. to exist and another argument is that, if god made everything, who made god? i know you'll probably answer idk, he's eternal, or he made himself. well if you dk then god isn't real (for all you know) if he's eternal, he must have been made somehow and if he made himself you sir believe in bshit

[Mcrippyjr]

The egg came first as dinosaur eggs were there before chickens... but if we are on the matter of only chicken eggs, then it was probably laid by sometype of bird, and the chicken was evolved from that bird. so the egg must've came first. i dont see how the chicken could've come first tbh :L

[kfmshark11]

@TheDizzyTornado What?! That's impossible! Inception? Maybe. What kind of anarchy is this?!

[forgeman359]

Bieber:First

Gomez:uhh more like 29th

[insanityxd5]

Last :/

[kfmshark11]

686,404th!

[TheDizzyTornado]

@kfmshark11 ... Me too?

[TheJrosly]

below is there really a fucken chicken vs egg war? tf.

[TheWhoafish]

@TheJrosly no war, how would the egg hatch without the chicken.??

[TheJrosly]

@TheWhoafish something that wasnt a chicken laid an egg that evolved into a chicken in the egg

[TheWhoafish]

@TheJrosly so the first chicken came from an egg still....and if it was the first evolved chicken the egg would have been around for thousands of years before.

[gimeyop]

@TheJrosly it would make sense that chickens were there first. Probably before chickens evolved to the point of being chickens, they used to reproduce like mammals without eggs since it's a less complicated why to give birth. That's why it makes sense to say chickens would have to come to a certain stage in evolution before eggs are used for giving birth.

[jackamatyus]

@gimeyop Incorrect. All of the chicken's ancestors laid eggs. Ergo, the egg came first.

Think of it as branches, starting with 'Reptilian Ancestors'. That branches into 'Reptilian-Mammals' and 'Reptiles'. The 'Reptilian-Mammals' then branches into 'Mammals', and 'Reptiles' branches into 'Modern Reptiles' and 'Birds'.

Of course, it is a lot more complex than this - but at its simplest, the ancestors of both birds and mammals laid eggs, and birds did not evolve from mammals.

[ManziMovies]

hahaha sorry hillary

[L00NGB00W]

3643rd!

[r0b0tj0n3s]

think i'll go to bed now. g'night everybody.

[meijinyukichan1925]

3,637th! ow damn it!

[frederikcreemers]

first ...... D'OH!

[YellingDingo22]

Obviously the chicken came first. Otherwise you'd have an unprotected, un-warmed, egg.

[MrStrontipis]

@YellingDingo22 obviously there was a bird who laid a retard egg witch hatched a chicken, its called evolution

[YellingDingo22]

@MrStrontipis ... I'm sorry, what? I don't understand what you mean by a bird having a "retard" egg.

[MrStrontipis]

@YellingDingo22 imagine: there is this girl with awesome tits. She attrackts a lot of men and gets 20 babys, all with huge tits. They to atrackt a lot of men and make 400 kids with awesome tits untill the entire human race has rocking tits, thats evolution.

Imagine, there is a bird thatfucked an animal from another spiecies. It lays an egg that is a mix of both spiecies, a chicken egg. The chicken hatches and turns out to be some kind of upgraded version of the first bird, it gets a lot of kids

[YellingDingo22]

@MrStrontipis There are so many holes in your logic, in your idea of genetic distribution, and in your sense of what evolution is, that if it were a boat, it would be on the ocean floor before you even left the port.

[MrStrontipis]

@YellingDingo22 i simplefied it ofcourse, but you theorie is full of holes to: anyone cold protect and warm an egg and where did the chicken come from? and can you please point out the holes in my theorie, so that i can try to fill them

[MrStrontipis]

@YellingDingo22 can you please point out the holes in my theorie and i also don't understand your boat thingy

[YellingDingo22]

@MrStrontipis The chicken probably evolved from some other bird (Dodo bird) and an egg, laying in the middle of nowhere would die, unfertilized, unwarmed, and unprotected. I guarantee you that it would not hatch. And the analogy with the holes in your logic was referring to how if a boat has THAT many holes in the hull, then it would flood and sink. (I really shouldn't have to explain this, you dimwhit)

[MrStrontipis]

@YellingDingo22 chickens did evolve from another bird, that other bird laid a chicken egg, warmed it, protected it and from that egg the first chicken hatched, from that egg.

[MrStrontipis]

@YellingDingo22 any bird can warm and protect an egg, only a chicken egg can hatch a chicken

[kolar]

Hey wait a second, I'm number 686,404!?!?!?!

[kolar]

686,404!

[renofunk]

686,404th!

[How2dolife]

22st!

[dayoftrinity1]

227 people are 2nd

[TheCursedBanana]

FIRST!

[WingNanaya]

@lxKronKxl i used to make arrow to the knee jokes but then i got laid ^_^

[saarrela]

@lxKronKxl That joke is so lame -.- He probably took an /ignor to his face

[dasdrifter12]

@lxKronKxl in*

[flameboyiviv]

@lxKronKxl I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes like you, then i took a vagina to the dick

[dAntheredalien]

@flameboyiviv Im not gonna believe that someone who liked Runescape Top 20 Epic Venge Kills - Week 32, and wrote on Death of Prince Arthas Menethil SPOILER: With Arthas' death, the death of World of Warcraft is upon us, got laid

[1337lolguyman]

@dAntheredalien Dude... you fucking owned that kid.

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

@lxKronKxl your mom probably died

[level200main]

Last collegehumor video, i swear!

[tehooooo]

0:47 So does that make Obama the first female president or Clinton the second black one?

[MrJhm19]

that pilgrim used to be first, then he took an arrow to the knee...and many other places on his body.

[SexxyChalupaTyrant]

680,094th!

[300in1Warrior]

and 7,956th Likes!!!!

[300in1Warrior]

679,843th!!!!! 

[JDaveD]

the chicken and the egg thing all depend on whether or not you take evolution in account.

[mssonnet26]

Hello Dad

Hello Mom

ch ch ch ch cherry bomb!!!!!!!!

first random comment!!!!

[FooFooTheUnicorn]

the egg came first because dinosaurs laid eggs they were there before chickens.

[kenziegtaIVking]

677,968th

[Regginyaga]

676,747th!

[swimteamizzle1114]

@RexButtafuoco 1312 thumbs up??? Well, you deserved it.

[jonlaxbro]

@Travelerking2

No because they say wat comes first the "chicken" or egg

[qwame100]

Scruffy the Janitor: .....Second.

[jonlaxbro]

Torz guy

A) im athiest so thts out of the picture and

B) the egg came first because it came out of an animal and there was a deformation in the egg and so on and so forth

[travelerking2]

@jonlaxbro if the egg came out of an animal doesnt that mean it came second?

[skillzedmuff1nsnomz]

the egg comes first because it was the egg of that original chicken laid by a different species which evolved the chicken into what it was

[OneMoreBlock2011]

@skillzedmuff1nsnomz thats deep

[jonlaxbro]

No actually the egg came first evolutionaly re comment if u want me to explain

[ToRZanderax]

@jonlaxbro The chicken comes first because either

a) God created the chicken

or

b) The first chicken evolved from asexual production of single cell organisims (mitosis)

[TheTelenation]

by rules of evolution the chicken came before the egg. (although by evolution the pro-noun makes no sense)

PLUS Eggs don't incubate themselves

[meksoccer16]

The chicken came first because someone had to warm the egg!!!!!!!

[rockincaligurl]

firs- oh whats the use... :/

[usjohnpat]

The chicken came first, but only after the egg. You're welcome for clearing that up.

[bf4noobs]

hahahahha



[BobbieTheFish]

lol. 'Cause there was a first black president before there was a first woman president.

[Audi134]

@BobbieTheFish

Well, I hope there is a first Lady President soon...

[MegaFroppy]

Yes but dinosours also come from eggs

[thefluffybunch]

i can answer the riddle

who came first, the cjiken or the egg?

A: the egg cuz dinosaurs laid eggs.:D

[1CMLover]

Obviously NOT first!

[crazychri1]

the chicken came first

[Zineter50]

lol! 

[LizTheSinger]

I was kinda waiting for the YouTube comment "FIRST!!!!!11" thingy :D

[YoungBrave2006]

Fuck you commenters, now I'm craving a chicken omelet.  Just great.

[santamen1]

First

[LexiSofia10]

Okay... Dinos laid eggs. And then chickens came along. Therefore there were eggs before the chicken...

[Ibledue]

I was expecting a Youtube Comment.

[K1LL4Cam]

662, 433!

[thomas5070]

662,281?

[hellow533]

To be honest, the chicken and the egg being first is a question that can only be solved through evolution.

The chicken and the egg both came from a being before them, who came before a being before it, and so on. The only answer that would make sense is that the single cell organism that evolved into the chicken and the egg the chicken hatches is first.

[mariopot789]

@hellow533 ...sooo something that wasn't a chicken... gave way to a chicken...that had reproductive organs to produce another chicken......but the thing before it popped up out of nowhere? that is unless the thing before it laid the eggs....but then why is the chicken a chicken.... and not the thing before it? and where did the original single-celled organism spawn from ? most cells divide...so where did the original non-divided cell come from ? just asking since your answer was vague.....

[K1LL4Cam]

@mariopot789 well not nowhere, but rather asexually gave birth or something, until it developed an exo-utero/heterosexual method of procreation thus producing eggs that required fertilization separate from and pre lay/birth. however due to the menstrual cycle, eggs are stil laid periodically, fertilized or not...

[mariopot789]

@K1LL4Cam that makes sense but a chicken egg is much different than the eggs a woman has isn't it? unlike a womans eggs the eggs a chicken lays are external and hae to be hatched correct? so where exactly would the process in evolution occur when eggs stop being internally developed than must be catered to externally ? also would the egg slowy grow in the pre-species chicken until it became an egg would some pre-chicken have an actual egg sliding through it's urethra at some point ?

[K1LL4Cam]

@mariopot789 through the process of evolution, as mammals became more cold blooded, I assume the fetus no loner required in utero development. The eggs of chickens and women at early stages are almost exactly the same, however, the chicken fetus probably at some point needed less heat then that of a uterus. although chickens lack many of the internal organs human have like bladders, etc...so their bodies treat everything differently

[mariopot789]

@K1LL4Cam that doesn't sound right because the chickens have to sit on the eggs without movement for hours utero developmental would be far more efficient and probably a safer for the chicken and egg because the egg or hatchling would remain within the chicken until birth and the chicken would not have to remain stationary while taking care of the eggs. also at what point does a creature stop asexualy reproducing itself and then develop an organ to sexually reproduce?

[mariopot789]

@K1LL4Cam I know the process is slow for multi-milenia but regardless there would have to be more or less ' a missing link" point within the species where asexual reproduction stopped and utero production began. anywho if you want to consider this discussion message me there is no point cluttering the comments section with irrelevant nonsense.

[K1LL4Cam]

@mariopot789 I have enjoyed this conversation...I will leave you with this. there are many mysteries to this world, but at some point we evolved from such single celled organisms. to question a stage of development such as asexual to heterosexual is as useless as questioning our existence. Yes the argument still lives...what came first...however, what is of most concern is the conditions for such change. Consider why we havent had development in our species in decades

[MunkeysLuvPie1]

second

[SmashinSlashin]

012 sounds like Zapp Brannigan

[MisterMortarious]

The egg came first, but it was laid by an ancestor of the chicken.

[Roronoa2zoro]

1st black president and his 1st lady...

I think we have a clash here.

[iamthewalrus374]

3562nd!

[punbaca]

@iamthewalrus374 more like 3563rd

[Angelbaby7041]

"First"

"Yea go head and knock yourself out"

XD!!!

[SheldonBrothers]

Ufhxuggu

[Prototypepwns1998]

655475th

[mancak35]

7 billionth