Damn zombies have been getting faster these days though, ever since the remake of Dawn of the Dead they been hauling ass. I think the stench would be the worst though, never mind the sight of those ugly ass things.
Awesome video, Reverend! I watched the whole thing and laughed all the way! I like the way you talk too!
i'll tell you how you get killed by a zombie, it walking toward you, you turn around, anther comeing you turn around.... soon you realize your completely surrounded.
You're going to have to update your video... there are fast zombies now (Dawn of the Living Dead).
There's a NINTH stupid way of dying... when you die without repenting. Why go to Hell for eternity when it's so easy not to go there?? You'll be in so much torment, you won't have time to party with anyone, nor will you care about partying.
R.I.P Reverend. We will miss you. (Killed by a train filled with zombies and mummies whilst making toast in a bath tub whilst masturbating with a noose around his neck, which caused him to get syphallis which then attracted his pet tiger to chew his face off which then led on to his partner finding out he was actually a man and his husband not saving him. Oh he also got fucked by a horse.)
LMFAO!!!! Thanks for the invite man.You're hilarious.
I agree with you.Especially about people who get killed by exotic pets.If it chases wild animals down and then bites them and scratches them until they aint runnin anymore that aint a critter you want sleepin at the foot of the bed.lol
Get a damn dog or a cat people.I know its funny to see how people react when they see a giant monkey on your couch but for fuck sake those things are crazy sumbitches.
are u really a rev.??? your very vulgar for one if you are.. id like your videos if you were less vulgar because i can respect an adult with decent vocabulary the ni can respect a Reverend swearing left n right...
on a lighter note you had some funny points hahahaha i got to go self asphyxiate myself now take care
Trains don't go chuggedy chuggedy chuggedy anymore 'cuz they be diesel powered. So maybe people are confused, and don't realize the sound of a supercharged 2cycle 12 cylinder diesel coming at them. Does a Sheep count as a next step from 'batin? Your script is sure horny--it kept popping up. Well Mr. Colon took your advice about the "next Step" and it turned out to be a horse. HAHAHAHHA
Uh huh. I saw your profile, how old are you, 10? Maybe you should grow up a couple of years to understand the humor in this. Being a Christian doesn't mean you can't cuss. It's frowned on, somewhat at least, but that doesn't mean that because he cusses he can't possibly be a Reverend.
im 14, i am old enough to understand that cussing is not something a reverand would do, also, he is not really a reverend as far as i can tell.
The channel style is parody. I also understand the humor, i just don't think he should be calling himself christian then cussing. It is a bad image for christians, ok.
I also think that his friend invite was just to get subscribers, and it was spam.
Look, how about we stop arguing and just each have our own opinions, ok?
And if you haven't heard your pastor / preacher / father / priest swear, you're not spending nearly enough time them. They're people just like everyone else - drinking whiskey, smoking cigarettes and saying some really interesting things when certain things happen.
Look, my dad works at my church, so i spend a LOT of time with our pastor, he does NOT drink, or smoke, and while he had DEFIANTLY sinned sometime, he tries his best not to.
Look, as i said earlier, i want to end this, not get into a big fight, so at least IM mature enough to not keep this going on, as i said earlier, i DO understand that this is a parody. I just don't think he should have spammed my you tube inbox to get a subscriber. (also, a lot of my friends in 8th grade would agree)
It sounds as if your preacher is a good enough man and a fair member of the clergy.
I assume you meant he "definitely" has sinned as it would be rather not very good if he "defiantly" sinned.
No fight asked or intended, ever. I apologise if that's how you feel about this.
There are many different kinds of men in the clergy and they all deal with the pain of being celibate differently. God bless them for their sacrifice and grant them a dram and a cigarette.
Listen, i just wanted to make a point, this person SPAMMED my channel to get me to SUBSCRIBE, and while this would be funny if he did not call it "Christian Humor" like he did when he PM'd me, i would like it, but since he called it clean christian humor, i do not like it. i am DONE with this, i am going to post this WHOLE conversation on a website i am on and get other peoples opinion, Good day.
LO.... This was funny until the F word and the part about masturbating. I didn't finish watching. Thumbs down.
Coolshows101 2 days ago
Lmao "don't matter if it's a big woman."
carrboygirl 3 days ago
You can't dodge a train if Snidely Whiplash has tied you to the tracks.
zarkoff45 3 days ago
Damn zombies have been getting faster these days though, ever since the remake of Dawn of the Dead they been hauling ass. I think the stench would be the worst though, never mind the sight of those ugly ass things.
Awesome video, Reverend! I watched the whole thing and laughed all the way! I like the way you talk too!
MSfeller 3 days ago
you thought of running for president?
letthebeathitem 1 week ago
i'll tell you how you get killed by a zombie, it walking toward you, you turn around, anther comeing you turn around.... soon you realize your completely surrounded.
DBZHGWgamer 3 weeks ago
LMAO!!
Zodiac7649 3 weeks ago
9 Stupid way to die: HATIN' SOCCER!
EPrimeRulezTheNation 3 weeks ago
You're going to have to update your video... there are fast zombies now (Dawn of the Living Dead).
There's a NINTH stupid way of dying... when you die without repenting. Why go to Hell for eternity when it's so easy not to go there?? You'll be in so much torment, you won't have time to party with anyone, nor will you care about partying.
AntichristComes 4 weeks ago
@AntichristComes ya but just cause a game has a fast zombie dosn't mean real zombies are fast
DBZHGWgamer 3 weeks ago
this is still my favorite of yours :) thanks for the list of giggles !
cheythebest1 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from reverendrevb
if you are killed by exotic pet lol
trilerkiler 1 month ago
52 people are zombies and mummies.
JimProfitCommunist 1 month ago
I can see where this could really save lives. A helluva public service, Reverend.
slewofdamascus 1 month ago
LOL! This video is hilarious! "That thing coming at you with the white light -- that ain't a miner!"
GamersOnlyNetwork 2 months ago
lay it on the flock, rev!
sensinzen 2 months ago
lol
Vicarapostolic 2 months ago
this is fucking hilarious man. love this guy.
HallsInYoMouth 3 months ago
Laughed so hard i had to watch it again coz i missed most of it lol
he's right about number 8, no need for it to be said, when i heard it i was like WTF ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Thumbs up dude
Lord be with ya
WhiteSamuri2103 3 months ago
fucking hilarious
TheAngryAtheistShow 4 months ago
A FUCKING MEN
giovannivella 4 months ago
A zombie or a mummy. You sir, are a brilliant gentleman!
I love the way you think!
Actionguy1 4 months ago
0:40 the will of god brings the papers to his hands? XD
sethboy66 5 months ago
@sethboy66 lol...awesome catch!
stormsoul0 3 months ago
LOL love this video
SmaugTheBD 7 months ago
then why are you cussing then hu
TheCaulkerman 10 months ago
R.I.P Reverend. We will miss you. (Killed by a train filled with zombies and mummies whilst making toast in a bath tub whilst masturbating with a noose around his neck, which caused him to get syphallis which then attracted his pet tiger to chew his face off which then led on to his partner finding out he was actually a man and his husband not saving him. Oh he also got fucked by a horse.)
CHRISTIAN6182 10 months ago 7
@CHRISTIAN6182 LOL WELL DONE!
reverendrevb 10 months ago
@reverendrevb xD
CHRISTIAN6182 10 months ago
@CHRISTIAN6182 are you making fun of christians yes or no come on man we can see throught your disguise your no reverend
TheCaulkerman 10 months ago
@TheCaulkerman No, actually, my actual name is Christian, and I AM a Christian
CHRISTIAN6182 10 months ago
aa
chocodesuc 10 months ago
i wounder if you can borrow sex from somebody >.>
abbadeen 11 months ago
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2593Multi 1 year ago
@2593Multi terii maa ki chuut mein tatti<<<<
sheela504 1 year ago
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2593Multi 1 year ago
@2593Multi ill finger your dads anus<<<<<<!!!!!!!
sheela504 1 year ago
lol so many contradictions to some of his 8 ways
omgrucrius 1 year ago
3. don't dry your hair in the bathtub it's gonna get wet again LOL
BlinzerOmega 1 year ago
"You are a moron and deserve to die" PMSL!!!!
maskiflynn 1 year ago
The mummys in The Mummy series are very fast runners and climbers. They couldn't even out-drive them!
-njdevs_girl
DevilsSwag 1 year ago
have u ever seen a up to date zombie movie?they can sprint jackass
morningwood9113452 1 year ago
Strength comes in numbers and so do zombies. At least i think so.. not that I've ever seen a zombie.
Covernant 1 year ago
how can you be a moron if your dead XD
r33d2k 1 year ago
hahahah. Rev you are legendary!
Lazewski 1 year ago 7
Thumbs up for Rev!
Leafbleeder 4 months ago in playlist Dumb Dragon Questions 2
Rev you are to funny !!
TheSharkSurvivor 1 year ago
cool!
bttzd 1 year ago
i feel violated, yet again
cheezybrotherstudios 2 years ago
breakdown
1. Have you ever played left for dead
2. they make quiet trains now a days
3. Who the fuck doesn't like toast in the bathtub (lol)
4. Masturbation fetishes FTW
5. sifilous feels good
6. tigers make better pets, because people can get past dogs
7,LOL
8. it worked for me :)
framk20 2 years ago
Dude, aren't you a reverend?Why are you promoting sexual immorality!?
yushinzzo 2 years ago
Religion is immoral.
Sexuality is not.
gullf1sk 2 years ago 2
5 stars! :)
zero1gmv 2 years ago 2
lol!!
IanS10298 2 years ago
rev i need to make a confession
watching your video made me pee my pants from laughter thanks rev cleaned my soul
col33145 2 years ago
i love you rev b
/people/reverendB
PlanetDip 2 years ago
i love u
alaskaairpilot 2 years ago
dear rev b, give us another 8 plz
johndprob 2 years ago
LOL, death by kinky masturbation FTW
johndprob 2 years ago
lol XD As an atheist I usually don't like religious guy very much. But you are really hilarious. Thx for adding me as friend. I'll subscirbe now. :D
TheDarkDuck93 2 years ago
LOLOLOL i shouldve heard of you earlier!!!!
BiGShell 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!! Thanks for the invite man.You're hilarious.
I agree with you.Especially about people who get killed by exotic pets.If it chases wild animals down and then bites them and scratches them until they aint runnin anymore that aint a critter you want sleepin at the foot of the bed.lol
Get a damn dog or a cat people.I know its funny to see how people react when they see a giant monkey on your couch but for fuck sake those things are crazy sumbitches.
bigjess71 2 years ago
lmfao, thanx for the invite..
antauk 2 years ago
lol i got bit by a zombie once lol
you gotta keep that shit tucked lol
morgan9271 2 years ago
Not all zombies are slow -.-
And whats the last one, wtf is the thing with cola penetrated.. what the o_O
11multimedia 2 years ago
Funny as hell.
aeon23 2 years ago
lol toast in the bathtub
SasukeWillKillItachi 2 years ago
The Train Tracks one is hilarious to me
Vercti3 2 years ago
he does have a point
Nesho5 2 years ago
I can't stop laughing!
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InsaniD 2 years ago
umm u dont usually get atacked by one zombie
you get attacked by 9999999 zombies at one time. if they soround you TRY TO OUTRUN THEM. duh!
anyway there is not only the slow zombie type there are many kinds
imkindaDasH 2 years ago
lol
rednecks
hmoobdaj 2 years ago
you are so damned funny!
batwolf08 2 years ago 2
remind me of red from "thats 70' show " ! (:
comman3r 2 years ago
nice one mate , and thanks for the add:))
cercetasul 2 years ago
LOL the fact that he's really series is super funny. But I like it. ^_^
AniFreak777 2 years ago 2
Great......good horse sense.......back to the basics.......all true and keeping it simple. Love the straight talk!
globalman 2 years ago
Please reverend save us from all this stupid people
cgrdoable 2 years ago
What about eating a piece of poisoned cheese? :P lol, ur funny XD!
bellatrixblack1313 2 years ago
why NO closed captioned in here video
bestamerica 2 years ago
are u really a rev.??? your very vulgar for one if you are.. id like your videos if you were less vulgar because i can respect an adult with decent vocabulary the ni can respect a Reverend swearing left n right...
on a lighter note you had some funny points hahahaha i got to go self asphyxiate myself now take care
Andy49man49 2 years ago
ur hilarious
385Productions 2 years ago
hahaha. "a red neck might get a little pissed, dumb way to die!"
thats heaps funny, well performed also.
ace4211 2 years ago
lolololoolllolol
helldog124 2 years ago
dude this guy is hilarious stfu if u can't appreciate how funny this shit is
Allianceboy20 2 years ago
Revrend people do this because they are idiotic retarded and deserve it ..and they don't think
vashstampo 2 years ago
"its probably a fucking train!!" fuckin classic lol
blablacolombia 2 years ago
I think I probably fancy you a bit xx
hazmanish8 2 years ago
cool
juvee12 2 years ago
LOLs
nataliemedia 2 years ago 2
Trains don't go chuggedy chuggedy chuggedy anymore 'cuz they be diesel powered. So maybe people are confused, and don't realize the sound of a supercharged 2cycle 12 cylinder diesel coming at them. Does a Sheep count as a next step from 'batin? Your script is sure horny--it kept popping up. Well Mr. Colon took your advice about the "next Step" and it turned out to be a horse. HAHAHAHHA
BlakeMason2 2 years ago
Truthers UNITE!
ReyesRobby 2 years ago
haaaa funny shit ,,,lol
galstyanrubom 2 years ago 3
kmao this is hilarious ;D
spacecoke 2 years ago 2
haaaaa nice
pece from belgium
zurudu 2 years ago 2
"Do not attempt to wrestle a mummy or a zombie - they're very strong."
TehSmellulare 2 years ago 3
6. My rhino kept knocking over my china figurines so he had to go.
I still have a huge ass hole in my door for the rhino door..... :\
mahnarch 2 years ago
HAD THE SAME WITH AN EX GIRLFRIEND
reverendrevb 2 years ago
HA!
mahnarch 2 years ago
Two things i would like to say, your friend invite is spam, and secondly, you are either...
1. thinking you are a christian. but i kind of doubt it. when you cussed near the beginning of this video.
2. Mocking Christianity, and that is just wrong, you don't see me mocking Buddhism. Do you?
If you think this is clean, christian humor, think again.
mystery875 2 years ago
Shut up, no one cares.
zackfair73195 2 years ago
i am just making a point, i will not be responding to any more reply's.
mystery875 2 years ago
Uh huh. I saw your profile, how old are you, 10? Maybe you should grow up a couple of years to understand the humor in this. Being a Christian doesn't mean you can't cuss. It's frowned on, somewhat at least, but that doesn't mean that because he cusses he can't possibly be a Reverend.
zackfair73195 2 years ago
im 14, i am old enough to understand that cussing is not something a reverand would do, also, he is not really a reverend as far as i can tell.
The channel style is parody. I also understand the humor, i just don't think he should be calling himself christian then cussing. It is a bad image for christians, ok.
I also think that his friend invite was just to get subscribers, and it was spam.
Look, how about we stop arguing and just each have our own opinions, ok?
mystery875 2 years ago
It's a parody, child.
Irreverent, humorous and more.
And if you haven't heard your pastor / preacher / father / priest swear, you're not spending nearly enough time them. They're people just like everyone else - drinking whiskey, smoking cigarettes and saying some really interesting things when certain things happen.
They're only clergy - they aren't God.
GoldenEars69 2 years ago
Look, my dad works at my church, so i spend a LOT of time with our pastor, he does NOT drink, or smoke, and while he had DEFIANTLY sinned sometime, he tries his best not to.
Look, as i said earlier, i want to end this, not get into a big fight, so at least IM mature enough to not keep this going on, as i said earlier, i DO understand that this is a parody. I just don't think he should have spammed my you tube inbox to get a subscriber. (also, a lot of my friends in 8th grade would agree)
mystery875 2 years ago
It sounds as if your preacher is a good enough man and a fair member of the clergy.
I assume you meant he "definitely" has sinned as it would be rather not very good if he "defiantly" sinned.
No fight asked or intended, ever. I apologise if that's how you feel about this.
There are many different kinds of men in the clergy and they all deal with the pain of being celibate differently. God bless them for their sacrifice and grant them a dram and a cigarette.
Spammage sucks ass. Complain.
GoldenEars69 2 years ago
Listen, i just wanted to make a point, this person SPAMMED my channel to get me to SUBSCRIBE, and while this would be funny if he did not call it "Christian Humor" like he did when he PM'd me, i would like it, but since he called it clean christian humor, i do not like it. i am DONE with this, i am going to post this WHOLE conversation on a website i am on and get other peoples opinion, Good day.
mystery875 2 years ago
AMEN!
reverendrevb 2 years ago
You know, uh, it is in my best knowledge that spamming inboxes for views is, uh... wrong? And you could lose your YouTube account and all this stuff.
Also, stop calling others what you are.
And this is not a good example for your followers to follow.
And yes, it's not like I'm obligated to watch your videos, but since you literally pushed me into watching it, I might as well say what I feel.
Now go ahead, push that delete button if you want. You read this, and that's about enough for me.
Sakano 2 years ago
1. the mummy or zombie could be on skates with rockets
2. someone could tie you to the tracks
3. what if it falls in
4. Who does that?
5. whats that a sickness
6. what if you own a zoo
7. ??? i didn't understand
8. ew
ilovilovilovilov 2 years ago 2
Ha this was awesome.. thanks for the friend invite and you got a new sub!
JusticePetitioner 2 years ago
LOOOOOL this cracks me up! :)
ScarlettDuchess 2 years ago
Saw your message thinking you'd be some dumb ass preacher, but that was hilarious, subbed.
kajicamabla 2 years ago
That really made my day, fucking subbed! Tears man tears.
Dusty341 2 years ago
lol
yourfriendlyperson 2 years ago
HAhaha, that white light's not a miner. Good stuff, Rev!
salriggione 2 years ago
FUNNY STUFF!!! LOL!!
jooraye 2 years ago
THANKS
reverendrevb 2 years ago
OMG That was funnny Keep'em commin!!!
FlashDx32 2 years ago 2
Yes but what about pointed sticks? lol
Scripter555 2 years ago 2
roflmao
tps607 2 years ago 2
Thanks for the send, that was hilarious. I was crying after the train, im suprised i made the end.lol
RobElliottMusic 2 years ago 2
tears of joy,I'm sure......
tps607 2 years ago 2
lol Reverend B is THA MAN! This video had me cracking up! lol
VerZatiLe 2 years ago
DODGE THE TRAIN MORON!
Dontain 2 years ago 2
lol good stuffff
kitfoxflyer 2 years ago
LMFAO gobble gobble ;)
great stuff man
jphoenix16 2 years ago
hahaha! shelf food.
Ripperz13 2 years ago
Great!
Is this from a movie!?
maxxsee 2 years ago
NAH JUST ME
reverendrevb 2 years ago
I fucking loved this....!!!...
TheStoneVenus 2 years ago
HAHA!
ImGeenus 2 years ago