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  • LO.... This was funny until the F word and the part about masturbating. I didn't finish watching. Thumbs down.

  • Lmao "don't matter if it's a big woman."

  • You can't dodge a train if Snidely Whiplash has tied you to the tracks.

  • Damn zombies have been getting faster these days though, ever since the remake of Dawn of the Dead they been hauling ass. I think the stench would be the worst though, never mind the sight of those ugly ass things.

    Awesome video, Reverend! I watched the whole thing and laughed all the way! I like the way you talk too!

  • you thought of running for president?

  • i'll tell you how you get killed by a zombie, it walking toward you, you turn around, anther comeing you turn around.... soon you realize your completely surrounded.

  • LMAO!!

  • 9 Stupid way to die: HATIN' SOCCER!

  • You're going to have to update your video... there are fast zombies now (Dawn of the Living Dead).

    There's a NINTH stupid way of dying... when you die without repenting. Why go to Hell for eternity when it's so easy not to go there?? You'll be in so much torment, you won't have time to party with anyone, nor will you care about partying.

  • @AntichristComes ya but just cause a game has a fast zombie dosn't mean real zombies are fast

  • this is still my favorite of yours :) thanks for the list of giggles !

  • if you are killed by exotic pet lol

  • 52 people are zombies and mummies.

  • I can see where this could really save lives. A helluva public service, Reverend.

  • LOL! This video is hilarious! "That thing coming at you with the white light -- that ain't a miner!"

  • lay it on the flock, rev!

  • lol

    

  • this is fucking hilarious man. love this guy.

  • Laughed so hard i had to watch it again coz i missed most of it lol

    he's right about number 8, no need for it to be said, when i heard it i was like WTF ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahah

    Thumbs up dude

    Lord be with ya

  • fucking hilarious

  • A FUCKING MEN

  • A zombie or a mummy. You sir, are a brilliant gentleman!

    I love the way you think!

  • 0:40 the will of god brings the papers to his hands? XD

  • @sethboy66 lol...awesome catch!

  • LOL love this video

  • then why are you cussing then hu

  • R.I.P Reverend. We will miss you. (Killed by a train filled with zombies and mummies whilst making toast in a bath tub whilst masturbating with a noose around his neck, which caused him to get syphallis which then attracted his pet tiger to chew his face off which then led on to his partner finding out he was actually a man and his husband not saving him. Oh he also got fucked by a horse.)

  • @CHRISTIAN6182 LOL WELL DONE!

  • @CHRISTIAN6182 are you making fun of christians yes or no come on man we can see throught your disguise your no reverend

  • @TheCaulkerman No, actually, my actual name is Christian, and I AM a Christian

  • aa

  • i wounder if you can borrow sex from somebody >.>

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  • @2593Multi terii maa ki chuut mein tatti<<<<

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  • @2593Multi ill finger your dads anus<<<<<<!!!!!!!

  • lol so many contradictions to some of his 8 ways

  • 3. don't dry your hair in the bathtub it's gonna get wet again LOL

  • "You are a moron and deserve to die" PMSL!!!!

  • The mummys in The Mummy series are very fast runners and climbers. They couldn't even out-drive them!

    -njdevs_girl

  • have u ever seen a up to date zombie movie?they can sprint jackass

  • Strength comes in numbers and so do zombies. At least i think so.. not that I've ever seen a zombie.

  • how can you be a moron if your dead XD

  • hahahah. Rev you are legendary!

  • Thumbs up for Rev!

  • Rev you are to funny !!

  • cool!

  • i feel violated, yet again

  • breakdown

    1. Have you ever played left for dead

    2. they make quiet trains now a days

    3. Who the fuck doesn't like toast in the bathtub (lol)

    4. Masturbation fetishes FTW

    5. sifilous feels good

    6. tigers make better pets, because people can get past dogs

    7,LOL

    8. it worked for me :)

  • Dude, aren't you a reverend?Why are you promoting sexual immorality!?

  • Religion is immoral.

    Sexuality is not.

  • 5 stars! :)

  • lol!!

  • rev i need to make a confession

    watching your video made me pee my pants from laughter thanks rev cleaned my soul

  • i love you rev b

    /people/reverendB

  • i love u

  • dear rev b, give us another 8 plz

  • LOL, death by kinky masturbation FTW

  • lol XD As an atheist I usually don't like religious guy very much. But you are really hilarious. Thx for adding me as friend. I'll subscirbe now. :D

  • LOLOLOL i shouldve heard of you earlier!!!!

  • LMFAO!!!! Thanks for the invite man.You're hilarious.

    I agree with you.Especially about people who get killed by exotic pets.If it chases wild animals down and then bites them and scratches them until they aint runnin anymore that aint a critter you want sleepin at the foot of the bed.lol

    Get a damn dog or a cat people.I know its funny to see how people react when they see a giant monkey on your couch but for fuck sake those things are crazy sumbitches.

  • lmfao, thanx for the invite..

  • lol i got bit by a zombie once lol

    you gotta keep that shit tucked lol

  • Not all zombies are slow -.-

    And whats the last one, wtf is the thing with cola penetrated.. what the o_O

  • Funny as hell.

  • lol toast in the bathtub

  • The Train Tracks one is hilarious to me

  • he does have a point

  • I can't stop laughing!

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  • umm u dont usually get atacked by one zombie

    you get attacked by 9999999 zombies at one time. if they soround you TRY TO OUTRUN THEM. duh!

    anyway there is not only the slow zombie type there are many kinds

  • lol

    rednecks

  • you are so damned funny!

  • remind me of red from "thats 70' show " ! (:

  • nice one mate , and thanks for the add:))

  • LOL the fact that he's really series is super funny. But I like it. ^_^

  • Great......good horse sense.......back to the basics.......all true and keeping it simple. Love the straight talk!

  • Please reverend save us from all this stupid people

  • What about eating a piece of poisoned cheese? :P lol, ur funny XD!

  • why NO closed captioned in here video

  • are u really a rev.??? your very vulgar for one if you are.. id like your videos if you were less vulgar because i can respect an adult with decent vocabulary the ni can respect a Reverend swearing left n right...

    on a lighter note you had some funny points hahahaha i got to go self asphyxiate myself now take care

  • ur hilarious

  • hahaha. "a red neck might get a little pissed, dumb way to die!"

    thats heaps funny, well performed also.

  • lolololoolllolol

  • dude this guy is hilarious stfu if u can't appreciate how funny this shit is

  • Revrend people do this because they are idiotic retarded and deserve it ..and they don't think

  • "its probably a fucking train!!" fuckin classic lol

  • I think I probably fancy you a bit xx

  • cool

  • LOLs

  • Trains don't go chuggedy chuggedy chuggedy anymore 'cuz they be diesel powered. So maybe people are confused, and don't realize the sound of a supercharged 2cycle 12 cylinder diesel coming at them. Does a Sheep count as a next step from 'batin? Your script is sure horny--it kept popping up. Well Mr. Colon took your advice about the "next Step" and it turned out to be a horse. HAHAHAHHA

  • Truthers UNITE!

  • haaaa funny shit ,,,lol

  • kmao this is hilarious ;D

  • haaaaa nice

    pece from belgium

  • "Do not attempt to wrestle a mummy or a zombie - they're very strong."

  • 6. My rhino kept knocking over my china figurines so he had to go.

    I still have a huge ass hole in my door for the rhino door..... :\

  • HAD THE SAME WITH AN EX GIRLFRIEND

  • HA!

  • Two things i would like to say, your friend invite is spam, and secondly, you are either...

    1. thinking you are a christian. but i kind of doubt it. when you cussed near the beginning of this video.

    2. Mocking Christianity, and that is just wrong, you don't see me mocking Buddhism. Do you?

    If you think this is clean, christian humor, think again.

  • Shut up, no one cares.

  • i am just making a point, i will not be responding to any more reply's.

  • Uh huh. I saw your profile, how old are you, 10? Maybe you should grow up a couple of years to understand the humor in this. Being a Christian doesn't mean you can't cuss. It's frowned on, somewhat at least, but that doesn't mean that because he cusses he can't possibly be a Reverend.

  • im 14, i am old enough to understand that cussing is not something a reverand would do, also, he is not really a reverend as far as i can tell.

    The channel style is parody. I also understand the humor, i just don't think he should be calling himself christian then cussing. It is a bad image for christians, ok.

    I also think that his friend invite was just to get subscribers, and it was spam.

    Look, how about we stop arguing and just each have our own opinions, ok?

  • It's a parody, child.

    Irreverent, humorous and more.

    And if you haven't heard your pastor / preacher / father / priest swear, you're not spending nearly enough time them. They're people just like everyone else - drinking whiskey, smoking cigarettes and saying some really interesting things when certain things happen.

    They're only clergy - they aren't God.

  • Look, my dad works at my church, so i spend a LOT of time with our pastor, he does NOT drink, or smoke, and while he had DEFIANTLY sinned sometime, he tries his best not to.

    Look, as i said earlier, i want to end this, not get into a big fight, so at least IM mature enough to not keep this going on, as i said earlier, i DO understand that this is a parody. I just don't think he should have spammed my you tube inbox to get a subscriber. (also, a lot of my friends in 8th grade would agree)

  • It sounds as if your preacher is a good enough man and a fair member of the clergy.

    I assume you meant he "definitely" has sinned as it would be rather not very good if he "defiantly" sinned.

    No fight asked or intended, ever. I apologise if that's how you feel about this.

    There are many different kinds of men in the clergy and they all deal with the pain of being celibate differently. God bless them for their sacrifice and grant them a dram and a cigarette.

    Spammage sucks ass. Complain.

  • Listen, i just wanted to make a point, this person SPAMMED my channel to get me to SUBSCRIBE, and while this would be funny if he did not call it "Christian Humor" like he did when he PM'd me, i would like it, but since he called it clean christian humor, i do not like it. i am DONE with this, i am going to post this WHOLE conversation on a website i am on and get other peoples opinion, Good day.

  • AMEN!

  • You know, uh, it is in my best knowledge that spamming inboxes for views is, uh... wrong? And you could lose your YouTube account and all this stuff.

    Also, stop calling others what you are.

    And this is not a good example for your followers to follow.

    And yes, it's not like I'm obligated to watch your videos, but since you literally pushed me into watching it, I might as well say what I feel.

    Now go ahead, push that delete button if you want. You read this, and that's about enough for me.

  • 1. the mummy or zombie could be on skates with rockets

    2. someone could tie you to the tracks

    3. what if it falls in

    4. Who does that?

    5. whats that a sickness

    6. what if you own a zoo

    7. ??? i didn't understand

    8. ew

  • Ha this was awesome.. thanks for the friend invite and you got a new sub!

  • LOOOOOL this cracks me up! :)

  • Saw your message thinking you'd be some dumb ass preacher, but that was hilarious, subbed.

  • That really made my day, fucking subbed! Tears man tears.

  • lol

  • HAhaha, that white light's not a miner. Good stuff, Rev!

  • FUNNY STUFF!!! LOL!!

  • THANKS

  • OMG That was funnny Keep'em commin!!!

  • Yes but what about pointed sticks? lol

  • roflmao

  • Thanks for the send, that was hilarious. I was crying after the train, im suprised i made the end.lol

  • tears of joy,I'm sure......

  • lol Reverend B is THA MAN! This video had me cracking up! lol

  • DODGE THE TRAIN MORON!

  • lol good stuffff

  • LMFAO gobble gobble ;)

    great stuff man

  • hahaha! shelf food.

  • Great!

    Is this from a movie!?

  • NAH JUST ME

  • I fucking loved this....!!!...

  • HAHA!

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