Buying & transporting & playing Alesis ION

[waldemarii]

Haha, that's how I behave when I go to by new synth! Thanks for this video! Please publish new song's in to youtube!

[kd4pba]

I really enjoyed your video however I wish you would have played some riffs from Jump.........

[instantknut]

Ion sucks, the Zumbitsu 2000 is REAL analog and blows it out of the water, but if you take apples and oranges you can´t compare 2 different beasts ;)

[Gaarnek1994]

(make sure not to miss the fucking joke)

What joke !!!!!!! I HAVENT NOTICED ANYTHING FUNNY OR ANYTHING OR ANYTHING IN TIS VIDEO !!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[tmjorud]

very funny, jexus FTW! :D

[bloodofthedrash]

THE DOG !!

[lucadepu]

2:20 FUCKING HILARIOUS

[DjSolem]

haha, the demo  in the second part is brilliant!

[TheEdnarg]

I saw a lot of your other reviews videos, Jexus, and I cant stop laughting this one with the dog and the way you make the Ion sound just like crap...LOL !!!!

[radicalbro1]

"anal log"

[scrag83]

That tune from 4:28-4:48 is fucking insane great! Great vid man :D

[TolloBanan]

I loved that solo!! And that JUMP sound..you captured it so well!!! Please please, can you send me the notes?! And oscillator settings?! Did you use LFO on it?! Did you plug your synth in?! Is LCD the same what LSD is?!

[hogberto]

"aim achieved". lol.

[KillKyleWeiss]

I love the kicking of the car. And the local chicks picking their nose.

Jexus, you and your friend are the Euro version of my buddy Tom and myself. The fucking shit we do, it's embarrassing and hilarious. We talk shit, we buy synths, we drink, and no one understands.

[parosite]

your toll booth ladies are kinda hot ....If you ever saw a toll booth lady in the states your dick would turtle !! Missing teeth slight mustache bingo parlor hair and voice like a man !

[lemonzawodowiec]

lol'd at Oxygene part

[audibleobsession]

Bahaha. I'm laughing my ass off and my girlfriend really doesn't understand why...sigh.

[noouch]

guys you rock wanna jam sometime i have a bass and it sounds just like van halen

[mima14031985]

LOOOOL I found a synth demo just like the one on this video!

watch?v=2HtQ0kvBn04

But this it's not done for fun but actually to sell the synth! My goodness...

[styx49]

At the end of the day we almost didn't hear any sounds coming out of the synth, but still, that's the best ION review ever! :D

[mullacy2]

the dog bit was the greatest

[PhanRegSop]

This was pretty funny guys =)

[leChatAutomatique]

Girls/synth/dog/jazz impros and raped van halen.

I'm starting to like it

[whizkid515]

hahaha, you need to do more of these.

[imapaintballa]

great video, haha! whats the name of the very last song playing within the last few seconds of the video?

[GanEdenAustralia]

I thought Poland was a poor country hence why many head to the UK??

[DeeJKz]

fuck jump. ill show you something neat

TANGERINE DREAM SEQUENCE

[Wiktorion]

-I'm taking off your pants

-OK!

[TemporalCircuits]

lol, I think you managed to make fun of 90% of all the lame ass synth demo's on youtube. my favorite parts were the analog vs. digital comparison and the jazz improv / solo. XD

when are people going to realize that art is about expression, which does not necessarily require extensive technical knowledge or skill? (or $3,000 synthesizers)

[kerikino]

"where's the 'jump' patch?"

gahhahhaha so good.

[kerikino]

this guy is a god damned genius. seriously.

[pierstheoneandonly]

BTW..1)Motorway toll lady no. 2 is really hot. 2) The real spaceship is in Katowice - I know, I've seen it. 3) There's a gas station in Krakow which is called 'Krak-Gas'. .for the average brit this would be very funny.

[pierstheoneandonly]

Lol! Fun on budget-price synths. Liked the scrambling thro the bushes with this illegal piece of subversive western technology. If you buy another synth from Germany, you could do it with a kind of cold-war smuggling storyline.

[mima14031985]

AHAUHUAHUAUHAUHAU 2:23 THE DOG LOOOOOL

Great video ;-D

[PKTO92]

Aww. looks like my dog.

[AnttiLoponen]

This video defines the word awesome.

[ReneeNme]

You guys are nutz...lmao

[dirkklages]

everytime you go to buy some stuff the chicks are nose picking!? what`s up with this chicks, are they hungry?

wtf?

[Subtronik]

It's like you guys are going to buy drugs across the border :)

[caseyfrom39]

i wish you played the intro of "bliss" by Muse. ion's arpeggio section is really powerful

[RetroSoundsDA]

Dewd! You, liek, got sum skillz!

Can you maybe play..Jump :D

lol FM truck

[dirkklages]

*ROFL

[Jumpinsworld]

I love the way you´re joking on other tubevids :-D here you have the oscillator... 1... 2... 3.. :-D Here a Saw wave :-o :-D and again!

[sleepylafiel]

oddly awesome

[deisian88]

haha o suta de metri viratzi la stanga -Romanian :)),love your vids many u guys are fckin craaazy

[gr8ape]

lmao youre fucking crazy why did you put that music when we see the dog lmao wtf???

[Makkyveri]

Roflmao @ Frequency Modulated truck

[johnrozzo]

this is attack... this is oscillator #1, this is #2.... ahahahahahaha!!! fantASStic... actually 99% of the synth videos are just like that... your vids are the coolest ones, because you don't waste time with crap that anyone could figure it out just looking at a picture of the front panel of a synth... p.s. your jazz and prog solos are awesome :)))

[guiseppelives]

i want to marry you!

[cbecker8888]

viva chile

[10Kumiko10]

Sense of humour and nice people are universal. Great vids. Greetings from the distant Chile.

[JoinMyRobocup]

I love the dog! :D And the part where you play Jump! haha. exactly how many synth do you have?!

[ProgRog]

Awesome video. Made me laugh my ass off!

[mtx404]

Fajny filmik . Tak swoją drogą to skąd ty na tyle klawiszy bierzesz kasy ?

[woot192837]

Haha I was cracking up through the whole thing :D

[DistantSkies]

love the hyperactive music and the dog. funny stuff.

[fivebythree]

hahaha, my new favorite utoob video :D

[Edward3D]

I like the music playing in the background at 10:09

[GrzegorzHGT]

Fajny Civic i-CTDi... no i kibord też niczego sobie.

[dudess4rent]

Wow. I will never get in a car with a techno musician after watching this.

[acidus404]

Honda Civic =)

[Amarchwia999]

Wow. Arcydzieło, idę zaparzyć herbatę.

[leerique]

olorofl!!! man, that is great! thanx! =)

[carbonatedbrainsauce]

awesome video

[enodmeedgraffa]

Please name of track in 10:18

[boisbrut]

frequency modulated truck hahahahahaha

[AlainHubert]

One question: how did you managed to get MOD Wheel 2 leds to flash???? (at 6:19 )

[DAnnien]

That solo at 08:55 was so great, my head split into two parts instantly. Groundbreaking and truly progressive stuff, maybe to progressive for the human ears though people may die from it..

[DAnnien]

Thumbs up for the Jomox AiRbase99 @ 07:47. I have one as well

[MateuszW1990]

I really like the concept of this video :D Funny, entertaining :)

[golemxiii]

The greatest synth review ever made. Everybody should follow this pedagogical approach and perform the "Jump" testing protocol to check the REAL potential of a synth.

I believe in Jexus !

[SlashButcher]

Ile dales za niego?

[jumboclipexponent]

hilarious!!!

[alecjahn]

I would seriously dislike a microKorg/R3, not enough knobs to tweak. I've heard some minor negative things about the MS-2000's overall tone...

[alecjahn]

Freakin good vid. Gonna buy one now instead of an MS-2000... I think.

[jtheman20]

i'd suggest the ion over the ms-2000 anyday

the ms-2000 you can get in a more compact and updated form in the R3 or microKORG

[nige87]

this is amazing

[RikartConcept]

Yea! =)

Very Funny

[narfee]

What is the song playing at 1:07 ??

[mechanik]

ej kurwa robicie z mj'em takie przygody a ja nic o tym nie wiem? cza sie ustawic wreszcie na jakies cos kiedys, he? =w=

[bentonp]

cool vid, what car is that?

[fischek]

honda civic

[djsmithy]

LOL, the part with dog fucked me up!

[JAK2112]

lol, FM truck.

[davedagreat69]

Your funniest video yet. Let's hear some updates now with sounds you've programmed. I know you'll have done wonders with this synth because your other vids are excellent too.

[cjdrifter79]

"DRIVE don't stop, drive!"

[djcondra]

Good funny video. The Alesis Ion is a complete piece of worthless shit. I made a loss of 50 euro on mine, which I had to sell, because it is a piece of crap.

[Hiro139]

LOL where is all the secret money for synths coming from?

[01Mai1983]

very good question...

i want to know that too, because i need to get some synthesizers^^

[AiightHomez]

Crazy mofu's.

[d0gg0d]

Your videos rock! Kinda spooky too.

[sudnaidu]

Was that the Trans-Europe Express?

[SQUARENOISE]

the fm truck hoo fuck dude!

crazy video

[bratniki]

Bosz...popłakałem się ze śmiechu. Masakra.

[zamisers7k]

Almost makes me want to get an Ion. Fun stuff Jex!

[BlackGnosis]

I loled :D good show Jexus!

[mantacoup]

big ass lol!

ion is a fantastic synth for a digital one.

[weatherkop]

Great video, Jexus. No follow up video though? You found out that there is a reason that Ions are so cheap these days? I would trade that thing in for a Korg Z1 or a Waldorf (any model) rack synth.

[hamsterdunce]

I liked the techno dog. And carrying a synthesizer through shrubs at midnight. And your toll booth operators are much hotter than the ones in the USA. Much, much hotter.

[PHAEDRIDER]

OH my GOD..

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

you got an ION??????????????????? OMG my god.. where on earth did you ever find one?

wow!.. hang on to that.. it's the rarest thing you got (this is my own retarded version of reciprocal irony,and i think shaft 9000 beat me to it..)

[datapark710]

How late did you stay up to record that? =D

[MclarenF1CMS]

"ION is also great for jazz leads." HA!!! I liked that part. =) =)

[Jonno71]

If you want PHAT buy the real deal, buy the big brother - Andromeda.

[shaft9000]

dood could u play something good like...Jump?

i need teh know how kickass this p.o.s. relly iz...duz it have reverb or toobs init??

Oh could u also play something relly god like "Final Cunt don" or Dreem Theater.

thanx dood, u rawk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AutomaticGainsay]

Best synth demo ever. : )

[triplenippel123]

why do you have police radio in your car, any sense?

[SlashButcher]

It's a CB Radio..

[hetyus]

LOL

[polishmade]

Alexis z dziurom po kałachu.

[ARP909]

I lol'ed. Nice civic. And nice Ion

[pissingblood]

the persistent quest... enthralling as ever.

[p3c3]

BIG LOOL, digital.. analog.. this is the SAW wave! :D

[szabialonzo]

The Dog :D:D

[syx22]

lmao can we get a full video soon

[peter47a]

Got a micron myself, those babies rock! Enjoy the mod matrix *evil grin*

[nickeax]

Genius. I hope you love the synth, I'm getting one on Thursday.