I'm convinced these Spartans are Mogwai & Gremlins! Case in Point: Do not let the Spartan near bright light, especially sunlight, which can kill them; the wild ones only come out at night! You must not allow water to touch the Spartan; their sole source of hydration is believed to be Heineken, or any other reasonably priced lager on tap...and, most importantly you must never, ever feed it after midnight. This only revs their energy for more co-ed debauchery and car hoisting!
Hahaha! We just returned from Detroit, and with all the green down there, it looked like St. Patrick's Day part. 2! Im from Lansing, and you can bet I'm loading up the kids (can't get a sitter) for some great footage of good ole fashioned couch burning, car flipping, and fire jumping Monday night! Regardless of the outcome, you can always rely on them spartans for great entertainment!
I'm convinced these Spartans are Mogwai & Gremlins! Case in Point: Do not let the Spartan near bright light, especially sunlight, which can kill them; the wild ones only come out at night! You must not allow water to touch the Spartan; their sole source of hydration is believed to be Heineken, or any other reasonably priced lager on tap...and, most importantly you must never, ever feed it after midnight. This only revs their energy for more co-ed debauchery and car hoisting!
gonnalaughatyou 2 years ago
Hahaha! We just returned from Detroit, and with all the green down there, it looked like St. Patrick's Day part. 2! Im from Lansing, and you can bet I'm loading up the kids (can't get a sitter) for some great footage of good ole fashioned couch burning, car flipping, and fire jumping Monday night! Regardless of the outcome, you can always rely on them spartans for great entertainment!
gonnalaughatyou 2 years ago