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  • @blood6hound Dutch & German are extremely similar languages.

  • She says she is a hot bitch but I think they tried to fit : "I'm a hot Stupid bitch," but it just wouldn't fit. :)

  • I understand this is said to be the dutch version, but I am clearly hearing German in all of this.

  • Dutch? Interesting.

  • @Zevarye it is, for sure

  • The dislike bar is just like Justin Biebers penis. It get bigger when gay people touch it.

  • @VvbloodlustvV LOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Lol. Ken, you sexist whore. I BELONG IN A BED, WITH KAGAMINE LEN.

    Nuff said. >.>

  • the mystery is unraveled, after all these years

    now I can leave my middle school days behind

    dankie

  • ce spencer nuts are dining

  • Perfect song for Hitler...

  • Sounds like Hitler....

  • @SergeSniper Same

  • What does eat a treat off the wall mean anyways?

  • This is my song LOL 

  • Sounds like a German porno! :D

  • Now I see, I always cofused dutch with deutsch...

  • 0:38 = Chocolate covered boner

  • I love the lyrics from the mans part of it xD!!!!

  • ok so basically it sounds like justin bieber and some old man who hates him?

  • @Penguins228100 LOL !!!

  • How do you say “hottie” in Dutch?

  • 0:34 fucking stupid!

    0:55 Voldemort

    1:12 I come from Sudan!

    1:30 I like pizza I am Führer!

    1:39 I like flowers, I like Zelda!

    1:50 Like a traitor!

    2:07 Fuck!

    2:23 C'mon, get a life!

    2:38 Why are flowers so dumb?!

    3:14 Thee spoke!

  • uh i think you are making them up or maybe not lol

  • LOL !!!!!<3

  • ken sounds satanic!!

  • better than the original, I just don't like the way he sings

    but well maybe that's why Dutch is fucking cool

  • lawl to me it kinda sounded like a young boy and an angry pirate... XD

  • This is actually a Dutch song by the comedian Ome Menk, you should cehck oyt the original video, it's pretty funny :)

  • LOL

    I feel like Ken is a secret homo

    since women are "unnecessary"

    for him xD

  • YU SPELLED Luxurasdfisdoious rong

  • I like these lyrics, No Ma'am would be proud of this song.

  • Barbie Girl (Dutch) / Kelloggs AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.... Up! The Private 2 Chicks's Cereal Corn Flakes (Purple Variant)

  • ken sounds like hitler

  • is ken...barking!?!?

  • @rubickscube6666 What a way to prove your ignorance to the world. Deutsch is German for 'German'. It doesn't sound like "German". Dutch for Dutch is Nederlands. That doesn't look or sound anything like Deutsch.

  • Okay this is the ORIGINAL SONG, and finally an english translation of it. I sort of like it, and knowing the lyrics its way funnier than the English version.

  • This amazing song was on a Hitler´s video!!!! :DD

  • i mean i dont need them for cooking because ive got a microwave XDDD hahaha best lyrics ever!

  • This song is Woopie!

  • LOL this is better than the normal version great lyrics LMAO

  • ken sounds really constipated at the beginning, doesn't he?

  • this dutch pirate version!!!

  • Finally a good lycris (i'm dutch so i know)

  • Lol a slutty bitch trying to hit on a complete sexist

    funny

  • IT'S OKAY ! We understood that it's NOT german ! So, stop it !

  • Tht means he has really serious sex probs i think he's a bad boy O,.,O

  • Hea` asuen lakmar de` conturea

    

  • This is hysterical! I never knew the words meant this! Did you know this song was voted the worst song of the 90s

  • XDDDDDDD ROFLXDDDDDD

  • its from ome henk

  • what the hell...is this is the actual translation? :/ "im a hot bitch" uh.... anyway I like this version by far the most

  • @winterpieangelface its a parody of Barbie girl. xD

  • parece q Hitler está cantando jajajajaja

  • mulher tem dois destinos, ser puta ou dona de casa =D

  • Listen like Deuch :D

    Ken listen very lol :D

  • It's Dutch, not German. I speak German and while the two languages are close in some aspects, this is most certainly NOT German.

  • @JewClawClan I know right? I speak Dutch,and most people confuse Dutch with German or German with Dutch

  • @digipoke888 arent both languages really close? i mean they sound almost the same

  • @rubickscube6666 yeah they sound alike but they are definatly not the same maybe its hard to hear when you are not Dutch or German

  • @digipoke888 oh i thought they would be alot alike since german's name sounds like dutch(deutsch)

  • Lol Dutch sounds so much like english

  • This song describes marriage in the 1920's.

  • Ken has serious sexist problems.

  • @CrashBandicoot68 I COMPLETELY AGREE.

    

  • голос Кена похож чем то на пиратского попугая :D 

  • Well thats... different?

  • He is whoopi...

    xD

  • IK BEN HOMO !

  • Why does(almost) everybody think this is Germann( except people who hear difference between languages).. Seriously!! Go to google translate and you'll see..ITS DUTCH! -_-

  • THIS IS GERMAN NOT DUTCH!!!!!

  • @berkshirejoshua so?

    you see i am german and is say this is dutch

    i think i know better than you do

  • @berkshirejoshua Well, either you're deaf, or stupid, cause i can hear an obvious difference between the languages...

  • @berkshirejoshua

    jou hoerenmoeder op mijn pik smerige kk kakkerlak,, did i curse you in dutch or german, in dutch i did because i know the diffrence between dutch and german,, cursing in german is like du bist ein verliepte schweinhund scheisse..... fuck whoeever thinks this is german cus thats pissin me of bitches

  • @berkshirejoshua It's Dutch.

  • Why does everyone assume the guy in this song is gay? It -is- quite obvious that the girl is playing him.

    I mean I wouldn't let my dick ruin my wallet either.

  • im guessing ken smells rly bad and is rly lonely(no gf)

  • 3:13 OH lolz

    

  • he's sounds angry because he thinks that woman just have to clean and that kind of thinks and he thinks women are us-less.

    and she is kinda in love with him :)

    (I am dutch )

  • me: * hits hitler with newspaper* HITLER GO OUT WITH THE DAMN GIRL SHE WILL SHUT UP!!!

    Hitler: NO YOU STUPID GIRL WOMAN ARE USELESS!

    me: you know what YOUR MEAN!!!

    girl: '-_- what the crap just happened?

  • wow the guy in the song is sooo homosexual. if a blonde hot bitch with a hot body talked to me like that and invited me that way I wouldnt waste time. Btw this is not barbie girl anymore! its just the melody... so stop saying "Ken" is a douche cos he is not Ken!

  • Okay... the version without the lyrics is funny as hell, but this makes it 10x better Ken is such an asshole XD

  • why the translation sound funny lols?

  • 3:13 FISH POKE.

  • 3:14 FISH POKE.

  • FISH POKE.

  • did you make up these lyrics??

    

  • @JohnyKun7 No, this is the translation.

  • @izaak1011nsa this is the translation i belive, listen to real words and then read translation and you will se there is some similarity

  • omg.... is that my uncle singing?

  • Ome supposedly means Uncle in Dutch O.o

  • THE GUY IS A DOUCHE XD

  • DUTCH, A LOVE YOU. YOU MAKE THIS SONG LOL WORTH

  • Dutch 1 x 0 Bitch

  • this is Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask's special love song...

  • this guy in this video is a real asshole...

  • Sounds like an 11 year old boy flirting with an old pirate.XD Wait i just heard at 0:36 he said 'Fuck aside you little whore'.LMFAO

  • Sounds like an 11 year old boy flirting with an old pirate.XD

  • ITS NOT GERMAN!!!

  • 1 person is not a hot bitch with a hot body

  • this is the most romantic song ive ever heard! <3

  • @ChristinaxXF  This is horrid, what are you talking about.

  • @mistersimonfletcher hahah im just being sarcastic this really isnt the most romantic song ive ever heard, but it sure is fun to listen to! :D

  • @223bnz

    a german people cant understand this ;) dutch isnt german... but it cames from the german language... :)

  • *Falls over laughing* Oh my GOSH!! That is HILARIOUS!!

  • I am German. This is not German ;D its definately Dutch. The lyrics actually are accurate. I dont see a mistake in here but my Dutch is pretty bad. So there MAY be a mistake somewhere ^^ but thanks a lot for translating it.

  • this may be a stupid question but are those lyrics accurate?

  • @NexonCo Omg XD your right XDDD!!!

  • @izaak1011nsa Yes. Dutch is VERY close to German, and actually even has a few of the same words (e.i. - "frauen" for woman, "dinge" for things) which can be very confusing to someone who doesn't speak either language, but I speak German, and know this is Dutch.

  • @223bnz it not

    german sounds a lot different...

  • T_T dat so wrong and he so does sound like hitler

  • HAY SPITZER

    i lol'd

  • @NexonCo xD this is ome henk :P

    the real name of this song is: lekker wijf

    xD

  • lol i like this version better so funny lol

  • Wow, if Ken were in America, feminists would be all over him lol XD

  • @iSamPuckett In the Netherlands, too =). If I'd know someone like that I'd slap his face xD.

  • lol 2:07 makes me laff x]

  • wow weird but................yea its just weird

  • 2:46 don't read, just listen!

  • This guy has bad hearing.

  • is this the real lyrics or just some shit that is total bs?

  • I'm soooo getting this!

  • FUCK you BITCH...... FIX MY TOILET!!!!!

    LOL

  • cute song

  • uit de muur isnt that an other way to say a drive through??

  • you could say that yeah, a McDonads, a Quick...

  • @zorgfleeter nah, means them meat products that you get from a wall, put in a coin and open the handle and get your food. P.S. I get sick everythime i eat them, very unsanitary.

  • WTF!!!! XDDD It was funny but I hope in reality there not like this to woman~ Fix my toilet~xD

  • whos the female singer??

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    My Momma Said

    Spin Me A Christmas

    Live Fast, Die Young

  • haha lol nice 1

  • Fixing toilets ROFL!

  • I think he sings "Uit de buurt" (in the neighbourhood), not "uit de muur" (from the wall). Makes more sense, too, unless the latter is some special expression.

  • no he says from the wall. Only in holland you can buy fastfood out of a wall. Just type in eten uit de muur in google images and you'll see what I mean.

  • @frisianmouve Thanks!

  • Daar bedoelen ze kroketautomaten mee maat... ''Uit de Muur''

  • @Ricardothe1337 Yup, I'm aware of that now (thanks to @frisianmouve ). I knew this local speciality but had no idea it was called "uit de muur".

  • Oh ya from Germany? Don't u guys have those things around the border aswell?

    Uit de Muur is just a simple way to call it... From/out the wall does it means

  • Haven't seen those anywhere in Germany since I was a little child. Maybe they still exist someplace, but they're not as common as they seem to be in the Netherlands.

  • Almost, will I say.

  • Who made it?

  • I just love this song, I sing it a lot

  • this song is so sexist but i love it

  • is it done by rammstein?

  • no rammstein is german

  • Till would sing this song amazingly well..but nope.

    It's dutch, which is liike the weird version of German

  • @m1k3167 hahaha no! it's done by ome henk and the real name of this song is 'ik ben een lekker wijf' :P

  • Good translation. :)

  • very good translated ;)

  • lol i don't know if they had cuss words in it lol. awesome video though 5/5

  • OMNG! So funny! I had this song for a long time, but I was just guessing what the lyrics could mean. XD Thanks for uploading.

  • when it says toenails it sounds like horse creeper

  • Thank you so much for translating the lyrics. I just discovered this version and was curious at what they were singing, but yeah... why is the guy sooo angry lol! 2 2 funny and thanks also for clearing up wether it was German or Dutch, I was wondering.

    DUTCH ROCKS!

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