Half-Life: Greetings

[macdomify]

'great eggs'

[cRoxy86]

I can't help to think that the wall breaking in the background was another scientist trying the same thing but it didn't go so well...

[Tennis12Master]

I had the volume very high up before watching this video. Not realizing this, I pressed play... Nearly jumped out of my chair when the glass broke.

This video is hilarious.

[Niemtol2]

This is a lot funnier than it should be

[XardBoy]

Like A Boss

[5282890]

THROUGH THE WINDOW!

Buddy: THROUGH THE W-

[kalom060]

The 2nd guy didin't make it.

[w33zlmusic]

*dynamic entry*

[AjarJunkman]

second one didn't make it...

[SiljeSilla]

Haha, lol xD How come I have never heard of this game O_o It looks so good, it looks like the No One Lives Forever games, especially the first, and those are my favourite games, when did this game come out? (please don't respond if you are just going to say I am lame for not knowing about this game..)

[TurtleeyTY]

@SiljeSilla

1998.

[SiljeSilla]

@TurtleeyTY Oh, ok, I was only 4 years old then xP thanks :)

[JinjoTime]

@SiljeSilla Half-Life is one of the most well-known and well-loved series of all time. You are more than lame for not knowing about this game.

[SiljeSilla]

@JinjoTime Ok.. But I was only 4 years old when it came out... 

[Nerolus]

@SiljeSilla What the fuck, you've never played Half Life and you consider yourself a gamer? FOR SHAME!

[SiljeSilla]

@Nerolus Hey! I was only 4 years old when it came out! And I have played a lot of other games, why are you so angry? I am not criticizing the game, I think it looks awesome and I would love to try it, but can't find it on the web site I usually buy games on here in Norway..

[YouKnow381195]

This happened on my first play-through. I chuckled.

[RunsWithScissors61]

"Greetings."

The Scientist said that. And I'd say he knows a little bit more about making an entrance than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of welcoming!

Then he used his friend's money to buy every person on Earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he greeted the crap out of every single one!

[MrZoider]

Yes.

[zawodowiec650]

there is no time to explain! Follow me

[BossPanzer]

He's running from ACTA !!!

[SladeForelly]

Men do that when his crush is coming

[Metteloid]

Well SOMEBODY ate his Badass Crunch.

[Kao108]

Scientist: "I'M GONNA GREET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MAN !"

[KenshiNewgrounds]

This is how I take a break at work.

[ThezPxD]

i am confused. :?

[joangura]

Greetings LIKE A BOSS!

[JShadowLurker]

Morning, mate.

[MegaRour]

@Markis2bi4 Lies!

He does not ever talk!

[JaSoR122]

Maybe I should try that with my boss whenever I get sent to his office?

[Andyilmatto]

Oh hi...wait, WHAT?!

[0Genus0]

This is how I introduced myself to everybody in my college class. I have slept with them all.

[HaligonianType1]

I wanna get beamed into Half Life as that scientist and get stuck in an eternal loop doing that scene forever.

[ensvensktiger98]

This scientist should have had his own game, like Half-Life profesional research or something xD

[05giacomo]

best game ever in my opinion

[Rafacribas]

tha second guy is the best

[Carnage1235]

*Jumps through glass*

*Puts on sunglasses*

...... Greetings.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!

[krabbefett]

ok

[Poodleinacan]

HEY!, that's Chuck Norris' job to do that!

[thekillingjimmy]

dumbass a.i.

[OrinCreed]

Hard core. >:D

[Todoku]

I can get you a truck full of Looney Toons pinatas.

[RossoCharm]

freeman's mind creator would be proud of this guy

[thegamerskus]

NOO I clicked Dislike by accident :< I'm sorry :( I clicked like straight after

[tacoman673]

doors are so mainstream.

[ohlookitsblackfang]

@tacoman673 Hipster scientists: Its the new thing!

[ricardogriva]

greetings

me:...HELL YEAH¡

[thepocarisweat]

i like the part where he puts his body through an athletic half roll through the glass, lands feet down and addresses you with a friendly word.

[doubleagfx]

Seriously, not even a single fuck was given.

[ttobyg]

second guy missed the window

[nuttyboy0102]

Me and three other people have been sent here by pryopuncher lol

[AmIFamizz]

@nuttyboy0102 four lol

[stevezes]

press 4

[stevezes]

pyropuncher told me go to here

[keags2010]

pyropuncher sent me

[MacDaddyPwns]

Pyropuncher sent me.

[N734NJ]

I need to start more committees like this.

[Infernape451]

Press 2 and 3 lool!

[themegagamesgamer]

YOU SHOULD HAVE SHOT HIM!

[NCKman09]

I watch this every day.

[jalojoes]

the other scientist tried to give his greetings through a brick wall lol

[DaMaGeLaB]

Greetings..

[sasqatchman]

If only this was in Freeman's Mind.

Seriously, just imagine.

[Cr1mSiR]

Black Mesa has the chillest employees.

[Cresendoll]

Black Mesa's scientists are badass.

[oneidababe]

foot through the wall perfect timing

[JimmyDean2142]

The second guy is a zombie

[Aleks6010]

subscribed for funny greetings videos :D

[Deathys]

I wonder what Freeman was going to say...

Oh wait, he can't speak.

[xXCOD6Xx]

Press 2 over and over! xD

[MrJubag]

lmfao!!

[jduran1995]

what kind of screen recorder do you use?

[Cardboard8bit]

@jduran1995 Fraps

[MrGamerman111]

Scientist: Greetings.

Wall zombie: *KICKS WALL IN RAGE* THAT WAS MY SCARE LINE ASSHOLE!

[50033836]

I liked the part where he said "Greetings".

[MUGENmoney]

LOL

[slipknotaky]

in Soviet Russia this is the normal way how to say greetings

[koolpizzafool]

For some strange reason im trying to "figure" this video out even though it makes know sense so im watching it over and over and over again.

[niespeludo]

not 3, not 2,  NOT ONE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY

[iSeeJayVee]

Seems like the seco-- Fuck it. Everyone's just repeating the top post from last week...

[xtremesega1]

Looks like the second guy didn't make it

[Flashlight1996]

@xtremesega1 Why do you have to copy the top rated comment?

[DaErkka]

@xtremesega1

Dude, this video is already funny, nay, hilarious to begin with.

You. Just made it funnier

[bricks458]

Am I late?

[SpartanIICommander]

What the fuck is going on? lol.

[zeldasheika]

Scientists just don't give a fuck.

[Super1337Productions]

Thats how he greets his boss for a meeting, unfortunately my assistant thought he could do it through a wall, he was wrong.

[yoyole123]

0:04 R.I.P the second, less successful, stuntman.

[mupp33n]

@yoyole123 You mean the Headcrab Zombie

[clarify2k10]

Freemans just walking in the hallway... AW SHI -Greetings

[royalpie]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[Moorten10]

Seems like the second guy didn't make it through..

[ZikkaChan]

...THAT actually gave me a heart attack... (Faints)

[tehaidscanon]

lol

[Mrcrazy80]

Fuck he's stoned. Even his wasted friend tries to do the same thing with the wall at the end xD

[WarpGam1ng]

Half life FTW!!!!

[Lusitanum]

A similar thing happened to me while playing HL Source: right at the beginning of the game, there are two scientists screaming in terror as the elevator they're in comes crashing down.

However, one of them was nice enough to give me that "greetings" line on his way down. Which, I must say, was really nice of him. :)

[Blu3W4r10Ck]

Meth is a hell of a drug.

[pedrod9basket]

@CanadianGamer1987 it's funny cuz they're ahead of their time

[jcxxx18]

Yo this is like the most randomly shit ive ever seen in my entire fucking life lolz, i laughed my ass out

[PuffOReilly]

@CanadianGamer1987 Well, sorry that a game made in 1998 doesn't have graphics good enough to please you.

[san9afis]

Damn this makes me wanna play Half-life again :(

[w9o6w]

Thumbs up if that ehh ehhhhhh freak sent you here :P

[dstoried]

This is how I'm greeting everybody from now on.

[spashieee]

Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?

[Netnork]

@CanadianGamer1987

No shit, it's a 90's game dumbass.

[Ethanwazere]

@Max4Z Yeah its nerdy geekish humor. DONT TELL ME YOU'RE NOT A NERDY GEEK?!

[RoughRaccoon]

I remember playing this game a long time ago and I camped in a corner so no monster would scare me

[Max4Z]

What's so funny about this? Is this some kind of nerdy geekish humor I'm not aware of

[bmwlee95]

@Max4Z you dont have to be a nerd, you just have to not be a douchebag..

[DeathnoteBB]

@Max4Z it's funny cause the dude just jumped through a freaking window then just nonchalantly says "hi"

[CowsForDinner]

@Max4Z Nobody said is was supposed to be funny....but it is. It's that awesome random humor you aren't getting.

[MrGmodlol61]

@Max4Z He jumped trough a f**king window crashing it, stopping on the spot and saying greetings like a boss.

He is more badass then you would ever be.

[LtSmiley24]

FeAr?

[iNorris9786]

@Canadiangamer1987 That's because it was released for PC in 1998. Herpaderp. Back then, the graphics were awesome, but more importantly, the gameplay is one of the best experiences on the market to this day.

[FaiLxTRaiN]

hahahaha awesome.  gooooo HL!!

[maksedgamer43]

@Canadiangamer1987

You have shit graphics

[Jubeifan]

to good XD

[SladeForelly]

My office when that hot girl shows up

[MrJai800]

Greetings haha

[Johnusa1113]

ALL CAPS RAGE!



[PrototypeXt3]

I have never laughed so hard at a halflife video.

[megustaface]

23 people didn't make it thru the window.

[DeltaCommando52]

This is my new entrance /challenge accepted face/

[Cooldude181000]

I didn't know James bond was in Half life...

[loyaltodeath]

"That is how i say Hello where i come from " - Gordon Freeman.

[huyman06]

haha that scientist just dont give a fuck

[cliff10nater]

@bladeforsythe15 me 2 I thought he was gunna walk through the door or something

[ajaykeer23939]

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[bladeforsythe15]

That scared the shit out of me when he jumped through the glass

[Runningunner00]

I played half life 1 first so this may be biast but i think the first half life was better than hl2.

[IanTheVideoRater]

THAT SCARED THE SHITTTTTTTTTT OUT OF ME.

[ThatsPenguin]

/watch?v=skl_lQDek74 please watch trying to get some suggestions and need views thanks

[SexCyberGuideCom]

good

[mynameishump]

Is this game as good as hl2 cause I loved that game when I got it from the orange box

[NinkasiDelight]

I beat this game in one sitting.

[gingernutTV]

Half life- still kicking ass

[TheAppleBoii]

Lmao!!

[XxSNEAKYBEAVERxX]

How is that one of the top vids

[MrThedude61]

Hai.

[Lowendrach]

greetings back

[asteroidrules]

Wow, this game's older than some of my relatives and it's still making the front page.

[AceOfSpades237]

WTF!!!!!!!! Omg tht wz hilarious

[pachargers36]

Oh shit that scared me but then it was hilarious

[The890Gamer]

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[WeirdAssSnakeBoy]

oh hi! didnt see you there!

[ultimatlyunfair]

The brick falling is perfect.

[Laters22]

how odd i was just playing that lvl at the moment

[samcotton]

i imagine u would receive a similar greeting if you went Steven Segals house..

[xbox360man987]

:| poker face

[iiSocrates]

175k 6 second video? Wish i could do that

[LtSmiley24]

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[jmfv1]

I like the part where he said Greetings

[Lordvolipoop]

LIKE A BOSS

[stephenrodgers1000]

meanwhile at valve...

[loloemin3m]

that`s how they say hi in soviet Russia

[Ramonajunie3]

that's how I greet people.

[ThatsPenguin]

/watch?v=skl_lQDek74 please view worked hard and i need advice on my next video

[JumboCan92]

Thats how my chemistry teacher normally comes into the class

[AGamerVids]

@JumboCan92 You wouldn't happen to be at the School of Awesome SeaNanners went to visit are you?

[The890Gamer]

wtf



[Darkylollol]

Scared the shit outta me... Still funny as though =P

[hannibalsx]

:))