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  • They be like beiber, (hey) can you teach me how to dougie?

    no i cant my people i got a small penis sorry

    well i dont care so there's no need to worry

    just get your voice deeper and get more quickies

    just like me i be rocking this beat, but you cant cuz your a piece of shit

  • Drop the beat and i drop my pants

    to my feet, now my dicks out

    Grab that shit like a pogo

    Now i begin to beat

    Come fast, it's time to eat

  • the top comments are random

  • (0:11) dey be like "master " huh can u tell me who's the best. i show em side motions den they figure out the rest. i sayd put a step in, pop out yo chest. dey sayd hold up mickey wellz this must be a fuckin test. okay step right step left listen to the music. niggas gotta step it hard just b4 they loose it. teach how to dougie teach me how to swag walk. tune up the volume in the whip u can hear that jag talk. break........now give me tea. just teach me how to D.O.U.G.I.E. MICKEY WELLZ BITCH!

  • everybody frestyles only to refrain here? wtf?

  • they be like, oh (what?)

    can teach me how to wookie

    you know why?cause the troopers love me

  • @blueying1995 That was drry as !

  • @JulianKicks ok....i know it was but i did my own version like that and i got famous for it in my city so im good

  • they be like bro(what)

    nevermind i forgot

  • They be like 2Pac (what)

    can you teach us how to rap

    you know why cuz yo shit is tight but are's is WHACK:)

  • @datoldschoolraplova wow did you actually say that for you typed it down its cool but doest even go with the beat 

  • They be like bone(what)

    Can you teach me how to work it

    you know why? cus all the haters jerkin

    all i need is a cali swag beat and for you you and you to drop it low and bag it

  • they be like "woo"

    "what"

    can you teach me how to thuggy

    know why?

    cause all my niggas thuggin

    all I need is my gat cause it be sluggin

    and for you, you, you to shut it up you buggin

  • I Don Giv a Fuck, Blow trees Get Money

  • they be like smooth

    what

    did u see who stole my snuggie

  • bobo

    

  • They be like "hey, Silk, can you teach me how to Dougie"? /

    naw girl but I'll teach you how to suck me /

    come with that Child's Play then I can play Chucky/

    wearing skinny jeans but my pockets do stay chubby/

    just having fun with this beat/ swag is something I can teach/

    but I'm sleepy now bout to lay it down like bums on the street/ peace

  • I be like herp (what) Can you teach how to derp?

    You know why cause herp a derp hurr

  • they be like bitch

    (what)

    you got hiv

  • I just wonder , the 2 top comments are talking each other..

  • teach me how to's in youtube

  • Me "I be like joe"

    Joe"what"

    Me"why yo gurl love me"

    Joe "idk"

    Me "me niether but ill let her suck meh"

  • imma be posting my teach me how to josie video of me freeversing it thumbs up for it sooner guys i think im good no lie idk what you guys will think

  • Instruct me how to Douglas.

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  • ayyy quay how u do dat

    how come u get more tung

    den a tick tack y dat

    gloc mke niggahs wanna jump bck

    im up up an away gloc in ya throat

    smrik on face

    im ttellin u wat i will.do

    she suggin on my jinitoools n she kissed u ugh!!!!!!!

  • Teach me how to dougie

  • they be like viola what can you teach me how to dougie

    naah cause yall bitches ugly

  • they be like sta

    what

    how u do dat in chicago

    he say he tryna fuck me so i let him eat my taco

    it tasted really good

    so he hit me wit a bravo

  • they be like jazzy (what)

    can you teach me how to twerk

    you know why,cause u be popping

    that shit up and down round n round, on this dick

  • they be like, ramirez

    go flip that train

    with your banana.

  • mn vader zei altijd tegen mij , Polska je mag alleen dronken thuis komen van de wodka dus dat doe ik

    geef me nog een stoli geef geef me nog een stolli

  • all i need is a bitch who's super horny & for you you you be gettin high and jumpin stretch your legs wide, stretch it left to right

  • they be like chris,

    what?

    PIN THE TAIL ON HIS ASS!

  • watch?v=hyh3qBXYdBI

    check my remix, teach me how to bun it

    follow @ZebulonLZ

  • If anyone can figure out how to write out the congas part id like to know... Im trying to write it as a cadence for my high school percussion

  • @cory1thackston Use the highest drum on the tenor drums.

  • Love spittin on this one thanks for throwin it up

  • Them girls be like aye yo Chris can you teach me how to dougie,

    Oh helll nahh, god damn yo ass is ugly.

  • blew out my earphones i hate dougie now

  • they be like killa soo wooo why u so dumb i never went to skoo why i was to koo

  • They be lik yung (what)

    can u teach me how 2 dougie

    i be sure

    but first u gotta suck me

    deep throat that shit

    n let me play wit ur titties

    n go underneath

    2 see if u smellen kinda fishy

  • @YungDenum u suck

  • they be like gee money

    muthafucka why you hard

    know why because i be watching porn

  • yeah am moving left to right and brushing my hair back i got that swagg and flow that ya'll niggers lack cause ya'll dougie is wack da da dougie is wack in the day and night i dougie to the beat even wen i in bed i dougie in my sheets hell i even dougie in my sleep da da dougie in my sleep am the dougie prince young royce yeah that's me !!! R.I.P M-BONE!!

  • @abrezzy242 bro u r so gay,,,saying nigger anit even cool 

  • @airforcejordanA3 man it was sapose to b funny mane !! geeesh niggers so judgmental !! cant do nothing on youtube with dudes like ya'll mane

  • yoh, how to remove vocals in any music?

  • they be like shemar can you teach me how to dougie u know why cause all the girls love it well no why? cause i dont know how to do it myself and i dont need no help

  • Too bland, not the best i've heard.

  • yea i dougie, but it aint funny, bec i murda u with these moves have u lookin like a dummy, my bitch lookin like a playboy bunny, yea ima sweet talker girls call me honey.. SWAGGGGGGGGGG

  • FUKIN SIK BEAT, STUCK IN MY HEAD AMN

  • they be like ayy , what ? can you roll me up a dubie ? kno why ? cause we all gone smokke weed.. get high and hide from the police... all i need is for you you you to back it up and cool it....... out your blunt out front and spread it out.. they gone want it when they see you pickin stems out.. roll it up and wet it wit yo mouth..

  • ((((((( WEN THESE FAKE RAPPERS BE SPiTTiNG/ THEY BE SPiTTiNG))))))

  • @KIDWIZZLE89

    FAIL. o_O

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  • YES! I WANNA LEARN ON MY OWN

  • MAMA KALL ME FREDDY CUS I MERKD DA GAME

    SLAVES STAYS AT MY FEET LIKE SHOE STRINGS

    YEA I LOVE MY HATAZ LIKE GATORAID

    NO HOMO OVER HERE IM FINNA GET DA RAID

    G-A ALL DAY YA WE GETS PAID AND F-U PAY ME IS MY HOLIDAY

  • @KIDWIZZLE89 that was 2 fye

  • Teach me how to dougie/ better yet girl teach me how to love me, cuz you do it so well/im make it rain but hard call it hail....got but bored on the beat but i swelled ;) ####SWAG

  • man dey be like beast, what? hop up on this beat, cook it like some beets, ima teach my niggas how to spit the heat,freestyle knock u off ya feet, u know who that is, the beast in da biz, lookin like riz, drumset on pots and pans, but instrumental still goin ham, teach me like im in a band, stackin paper in the rubber bands,i get so high im in wonderland,spittin fire so hot we need a hundred fans,damn bam bam slam the beat wit my clubhand,magical shit im on my kazam, 3 wishes,i want pussy man...

  • @hinataboy ahah just put that shit down in the comment box quick..e aint shit, just a little t t if u wanna hear some raw shit i gotchu tho...

  • sounds like bangladesh!!

  • damn someone went hammer on their pots and pans

  • Dey b like "G!"

    WHAT!

    Can u teach me how to Doguie?

    Ima pass,u got no swag an u ugly...

  • dont teach me how to dougie, teach me something good for life, cuz doin the dougie wont get me a house or wife, but i like this song in the club, i cant even lie, got my own version of the dougie, and im so fly, so how we do it, we just bop to beat, stay in our lane, please dont step on my feet, cuz the floor already wet, all these dayum spilled drinks, i aint tryin to fall, and be laughed at for weeks

  • They be like "Last" what? Can you teach me how? I be like nah, cuz I be movin much to fast, and that's a known fact.

  • Dope beat xD

  • Thumps up if you see a video in your head of ramdom gangstars walking in the street in slow motion...xDD

  • The popularity of this instrumental is because it's so simple!

  • AY YO SEAK !

    WHAT!?

    CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE?

    HELL NAW CANT YOU SEE IM IN MY SNUGGIE?

  • They be like, fag (what?)

    Can you eat yo own banana?

    You know why? Cause you a fuckin faggot

  • @xzero03x Lmao

  • @xzero03x you is a foo for this one..

  • @xzero03x Dude make that lyric into this song I want my friend to hear it he'd crack up

  • @xzero03x lol!!! 

  • @xzero03x that sir, is fucking hilarous

  • @xzero03x Lol thT was

     STUPid

  • I be like MOM can me a peanut butter jelly/she be like WHY?

    Cause you get paid like a maid you know the pockets swelly

    Errday she be givin me shit/ put I don't give a fuck cause I'm rich as a bitch......

  • They be like H! What? Can you teach me how to jerk it? I say ok now go and get cha mother, you know why? Cuz she really love me, now I need you to go and get the lotion

  • They be like, you, what?

    Can you teach me how to Dobby?

    You know why? Cause all the witches love me :)

  • 240p we meet again... :( sad face to the max

  • I got no job, I got no voice,

    Unemployment ran out, I guess I got no choice.

    Used to rock cashmere, now I wear nylon,

    I can't afford the salad, I just order the croutons,

    I used to make my sandwiches, with Grey Poupon,

    but now there's no dijon without double coupons.

    My wallet is dusty, my Geo's gone rusty,

    Pull up to the club, but the girls won't touch me!

  • @mhrusovs LMFAO. that just made you sound raggedy.

  • @mhrusovs aye u sick for that lol

  • @thesirk21 Did you write it?

  • they like khalid. what? can u teach me how to dougie? Hell naw cause all u bitches ugly!

  • shawty imma teach how to fuck me

    how to get real slutty

    and i dare ya to call ya buddy

    we can get muddy

    yeah real fuckin dirty

    u can get paid so get that ass to workn

  • This beat go hard.

    

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  • dis sounds like a simple beat but i bet it was hard 2 make

  • to the windooooooo!!!

  • they like wayne can u teach me how 2

    fuck if u get a chance 2 f wit me its luck

    all u got 2 do is suck des nuts and bend down

    and bac that but up now dnt get mad hen i toot it

    and booot it yo man walk in like who dis lol

  • They be like Jack (-what)

    I'm a fagget

    Aiight then...

  • @2001ALS2008 LMAO yo im dying right now

  • @2001ALS2008 LMAOOOOO

  • THEY BE LIKE KALI WAT CAN U TEACH ME HOW TO FUCK / HELL YEA IMA FINNA PUT U IN A BUCK / HANDCUFF U TO THE BED GOOD LUCK / IMMA PUT IT ON YA BOY IM ROUGH / TOUGHER THAN A NAIL......PUSSY GRIP HARDER THAN PLIERS/IM AMAZING NIGGA IM AM NOT A LIAR / LAY YA ON YA BACK / HAVE U SEEING STARS / DAY DREAMING IS NOT A OPTION SO PLAY YA CARDS / MY PUSSY HITTEN SWITCH'S / WHEN BOUNCE UP & DOWN ON YA DICK / IMA BAD BITCH U'S A HABBIT & THATS ABOUT IT .......LMAO

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  • she b like Ay loon when u gonna fuck me, i said bitch wen u start lookin lovely,

    she said Damn why dont u wanna touch me, i b like cuz yo stomach kinda tubby,

    sorry, ur jus not my type, hit me up when u start lookin right, cuz yo teeth look like u jus go in a fight, nevermind we can make dis last jus one night

    i complete her dream, we have a tag team, she brought one of her friends to me. da bitch had weave, both of her eyes goin to da side i wonder how she sees, i start gettin scared n leave

  • @MsKim904 thank u thank u jus showin these kats how its dunn plus a nigga wus o.d bored ......n i fuk wit yo bars too dat shit wus hot keep it up

  • @thesirk21 lol u got 134 likes

  • Our drumline already got this down packed

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  • (continued)

    jumped on tha da beat/ and now they know tha name

    i dun killed this shit like a halo gernade

  • i dont do no dougi./ i think its kinda ugly/ but ima fly nigga dont see noone above me. bitches lookin lovely/ booty so bubbly/ i jus wanna rock it/ sorta like rugby/ these niggas cant see me/ they jus wanna haate/ kuz reezy stay high i shuld be in tha parade/ tied to a string/ but no relationShips/ cuz bitches wana sail and i jus wanna take a dip/ hit em like pool/ so many women/ swagg so full that it coudnt go swimmin

    -Lil Reezy (KILLED THIS SHIT)

  • @LilReezyTopHipHop lol i likedat shyt...hot punchlines!

    I don't da dougie/it looks a lil funny/like Lil Reezy says, that shyt is kinda ugly/i'm da type of bitch dats all bout her money/independent, dont need a nigga to do nothin for me/ But if he supplies da dick i'll supply da grip/ride it like i ride beats, go hard on dis shyt/hoes swallow nut, but lyrics are wut i spit/I go ham cuz i was raised to get it how i live/.....just playin around on this instrumental don't mind me!lol

  • You can rap Look at me now to this! I tried right now. Jus at a faster pace doe. Hahaha(x

  • dey be like jack (what)

    im a faggot

    aiight den..

  • @thesirk21 broooo lmao i made a song wit the 1st line u used hahah thats crazy its simalire but not exact same thing....hhahaha

  • this sounds like some fukin jungle music

  • young caprii is da best go to throw it back by infinite jenius and get me high by infinite jenius we go BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @thesirk21 Better get started.

  • @thesirk21 Send me the music. xD

    I'm about to do that, too. xD

  • simple ass beat lol

  • if i get 200 likes or i will sing the song at my school with it uncencored

  • hey if you can plz make a instramental on what do u say by Mike Avalon?

  • if i get 100 likes I will make a pizza.

  • @mitchellspenser89 You'll do it anyway, cus they are goddamn delicious.

  • dey be like nia

    what?

    can you teach me how to dougie.

    hell nah cause all you bitches ugly

  • they be like pat (what)

    im a phaggot

    aiight den..

  • @sunnyrida3838 Nigga hell nah I'm bustin through with no crew just the truth and a sword this is no voodoo I'm wreckin on baby stronger than a bomb like a missile in the air I will put the words here and erode in your lair I'ma get it happnin baby like a captain put it in your face cuz no one is laughin shit makes me sick like a turd to a pear I'm on this path and you better be aware obsolete optimistically talented inclined smokin on that best talkin orange and the lime

  • day be like kyhdcandii

    i be like what

    can you teach me how to dougie

    hell nah just lean side 2 side and and put yah arms out and move nigga

    ------>candiibabii was herr nigga!

  • aw mann

    they be like k can you teach me how to dougie

    hell naw bitch give me a suckky suckky -

  • this nigga stole that beat from"dmon - cannibal"

  • Does anyone have the Instrumental with hook but the clean version?????

  • let blood drip cover dat bitch in all red shit cuz he count ass nigga lookkin lil bitch nigga go snitch again n u will watch ya whole fam wrot in a ditch but throw em in a blender first on some maniak shit

  • i got dat maniak flow count killa in my veins blood killa mines blue beat ya face in wit da 20 gauge till ya brain shake n ya skull break in half cracked like da five point star dat yall cunt niggas have, think im fuckin playin watch my twenty 2 blast, get money all day so its green that i live fo,blowin money everyday cuz life go by to fast hollow tipps in tha 4 4 got these niggas shook what u run fo thought u was gangsta lil bitch runnin like some hoes when we see ya whole cliickk,

  • read a tale/feel in brail/whats about to come on sale/buyin' all this island prices got me rollin' a thousand dices/plenty paper player maker makin' all that's takin' there/leave nothin ' but the vacant air/runnin' low on broken spares/fuck chopped/ain't enough pot/spendin' more gwap then i got just to get a whole lot/no not actually my show be goin' fanstatically/we got dro if you're askin' me/purple pearl that shit then pass to me/

  • i liked the part from 0:00 to 3:58

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  • I killed this beat in under a minuteee . check out the verse i did on my channel, thankss =')

  • @thesirk21 howd it work out?

  • CALI SWAG DISTRICT!

  • @thesirk21 there you go I did the 50th thumb

  • I WISH TUPAC WAS IN THIS SONG!

  • lmaaaao you gotta here my 2 young brothers ones 12 and others 8 they freestyle it goes hard and its hilarious xD..... but its only on fb

  • @thesirk21 Make sure you post that shit!

  • they be like mcdonalds why yo ya fries so salty cause yall softies

  • im chillin with yo girl, chllin, chillin with yo girl what cha gonna do what cha what cha gonna do imma sit on top of my mother fucking throne and tonight imma steal your girl and call her my own im the reason why your girl left you for good bet you would have never thought in a lifetime that i would could'a should'a well i just did gonna fuck her good tonight and in 9 months you'll be raising my kid im chilling with yo girl chillin chilling with yo girl what ya gonna do what ya what ya gonna do
  • dey b like quise,what,how u do dat in CT,im fresh like my dougie,all my haters is batchy,bacon eggs and gritz crack eggs like humpty, i took a shit on dis beat foreal like dumpty,i shot him in da head,left a piece of lead,den i went and snitched just to save my as,im scared of da feds.......

  • check my remix... and soon to be a remixed "dougie"

  • frooty loops

  • yo i actually rap, i dont just write bars on the comments lol. check my channel out im from VA. give me a look i know you'll like my shit...thanks, peace

  • HOLLA FOR CHEAP MIXTAPE, LOGOS, AND GRAPHIC DESIGN TSMD HOLLA!

  • Y dha fck is yall putting yall raps on here ebough for somebody 2 steal yall shit smh

  • I jus went in on rappin 2 diz