Sex is like any game of Snooker..... Black is the colour of her short mini skirt, Yellow is the colour of her Jewellery, Green is the colour of her eyes, Blue is the language I will be thinking to myself at that precise time, Pink is the colour of her moist innner lips, Red is the colour of her lipstick on my Kidney Thumper. And obviously Brown is the colour of her oh so tight chocolate starfish which will be absolutely smashed in without a key. Not necessarilly in that order.
@MrMagoolygigs "Kidney Thumper" has just overtaken "Purple-Headed Womb Ferret" as my favourite name ever for the gutstick. Oh yeah, I'd glaze her on the baize ;)
i would put it in her mouth with some of those leather straps on, like in that scene with the gimp out of pulp fiction, well i wont go any further than that....
You people are DISGUSTING. This is the 21ST CENTURY. Women are JUST AS GOOD at anything a MAN can do and if you don't like it, GO BACK TO THE MIDDLE AGES YOU SLOBBERING CAVEMEN.
Having said that, I'd like to sh*g her senseless too.
Got to go for the traditional deep screw, leaving the white trickling by the hole...Then grab a rest, and start thinking about getting me some black.....It is an exhausting game, but very enjoyable.
omg id smash the crap out of that over a snooker table. Shes such a horny little tease round them tables, fuck it if i was a pro id smash her infront of the crowd, sure my career would be over but ya know wot, it probs be worth it, Horny little cow
Ah crap I can't think of any really funny sexual innuendos.
123backinyerface 2 days ago
Well I can clearly see the brown so the pink must go below it.
dashwood123 5 days ago
Virgo looks like he'd prefer to pot the brown than the pink.
TeflonTron 1 week ago
Wow people really like Michaela Tabb!
kwl189 1 week ago
I was watching Simon Cowell and ended up here?
beansterman1998 1 week ago
i'd pot her green with my yellow.... or something
qloudz 1 week ago 2
Fucking scoreboard!
xIJOSHU4 1 week ago
Personally I would prefer to eat the Brown and Pink like a Cocker Spaniel would polish of its food in a medium sized dish.
MrMagoolygigs 1 week ago
Sex is like any game of Snooker..... Black is the colour of her short mini skirt, Yellow is the colour of her Jewellery, Green is the colour of her eyes, Blue is the language I will be thinking to myself at that precise time, Pink is the colour of her moist innner lips, Red is the colour of her lipstick on my Kidney Thumper. And obviously Brown is the colour of her oh so tight chocolate starfish which will be absolutely smashed in without a key. Not necessarilly in that order.
MrMagoolygigs 1 week ago
@MrMagoolygigs "Kidney Thumper" has just overtaken "Purple-Headed Womb Ferret" as my favourite name ever for the gutstick. Oh yeah, I'd glaze her on the baize ;)
GervillianSwike 1 week ago
@GervillianSwike Lol, love it. Yea I would glaze her starfish with some some baby batter.
MrMagoolygigs 1 week ago
If you miss the pink... you could end up on the brown... being a homosexual crack addict i should know...
pcvideogamer 2 weeks ago
she was reffing the semi last year when I went, the only bloke not watching her in the arena was CJ from eggheads, think he was watching Judd Trump
MrChubbyness 2 weeks ago
@MrChubbyness Yeah CJ is a fucking 100% Gaylord.
deltaframes 1 week ago
i would put it in her mouth with some of those leather straps on, like in that scene with the gimp out of pulp fiction, well i wont go any further than that....
goalposthead79 2 weeks ago
LOL @ some of your comments.
Nayfeee 2 weeks ago
if the red blocks the pink then pot the brown!
cfadgin 2 weeks ago
lol fk thats funny
jamest3131 2 weeks ago
no really where does it go?
schwiiZZZ 2 weeks ago 4
Do you go for the easy pink or the hard brown?
PADDYLINTHORPE 2 weeks ago
I'd go for the brown too!
thehoff1982 2 weeks ago
so , where the pingu ?
wolfy049 3 weeks ago
So...... Where did the pink go?
jontywfc 3 weeks ago
i'd get the old extension out, spread them legs, fall into position and SMASH IT
arlington33able 3 weeks ago
one in the pink and one in the stink
TheTEAMBUTLER 3 weeks ago 2
fucking score board !!!!!!!!!!!!
s1p1h1 3 weeks ago 3
ooh i droped my chalk , let me jst go down here .HELLOOOOO
chrismck100 3 weeks ago
these arte some of the funniest comments ive read on youtube so far. ye are all legends in yer own right, thanks for the laugh :D
whisky321 3 weeks ago
I'd fuck her.
tehn00bpwn3r 3 weeks ago
I prefer to pot reds... with my tongue mmmmmm monthly smellies.
AdriansPunk 3 weeks ago 2
@AdriansPunk you're a sick man! lol
thehoff1982 2 weeks ago
I PREFER A BIT OF BROWN MYSELF
UP DA BUM
NO HARM DONE
MrStonecold69 3 weeks ago
@MrStonecold69 You like it up the bum???? oh well, no harm done appart from you're shit not touching the sides.
celtno1 3 weeks ago
Where does the purple go.
weeweeeewee 3 weeks ago
ahhh,........classic racism
AlgernonsDream 3 weeks ago
@AlgernonsDream What racism?
killerdeen13 3 weeks ago
I'd rest her on the cushion, chalk my end and stun the brown after kissing the pink
joffiler 3 weeks ago 72
@joffiler epic comment, lmfao
JohnTurk92 1 week ago
I think in this case, the pink ball should be replaced touching the ball blocking its spot, on the side facing the blue ball.
Why, what were you all thinking?
JBofBrisbane 4 weeks ago 28
Right up the arse
captaincomputa 4 weeks ago 4
I'd have a go at the tight brown
whixley 4 weeks ago 3
Was funny then kinda got a bit disturbing
pimmagrimm 4 weeks ago
THat is so funny. You couldn't make it up
hoarse01 1 month ago
You, Sir, are a moron.
xBucketOfEvilx 1 month ago
I know where my cue and balls are going!
satchfan2010 1 month ago 3
If annoying people was your intention, you succeded
JonesSimon1 1 month ago
"where does the pink go" ill tell ya where my pinks going
123321ads 1 month ago
Sick!
Mrphilharmonic 1 month ago
can just see all the pocket on this one its tight no gimme
Deetee272 1 month ago 2
Might need my extension for this..ease pink in with a bit of screw back...then I may need to go for a long rest.
spacecowboy7580 1 month ago
@spacecowboy7580 Lol. Love it.
MrMagoolygigs 1 week ago
Once was funny...repeat it endlessy and it gets perverted.
spacecowboy7580 1 month ago
@spacecowboy7580 Agree
Crewka 1 month ago
@Crewka
I left 2 comments, which are you agreeing with?
El Stupido!
spacecowboy7580 1 month ago
@spacecowboy7580 Which one do you think?
Also, just because I comment on something, does not mean I read every single one comment AND check who wrote what...
Ps. Nice of you to introduce yourself and sign your post.
Miss Good Manners
Crewka 1 month ago
@Crewka
How would I know which you agree with, you moron.
Nice of you leave your name too...didn't realise you were female ;-)
spacecowboy7580 1 month ago
@spacecowboy7580 Read your both comments, add the fact that I'm a female and I'm sure you'll come up with answer. :)
Crewka 1 month ago
this is sick lol
livedder99 1 month ago
Best 2 top comments in the history of Youtube.
rub1k 1 month ago
The best bit is when she's preparing the table....
I always like to watch her rack.
pantyhosethief 1 month ago
That damn score bar!
Pac2Man 1 month ago
mmm....do I go for the slack pink or the tight brown?
exPresident2010 1 month ago
Simple really.... come up from behind and slip it in gently!!
nathanuk99 1 month ago
Really annoying
rarandndomom 1 month ago
SHIT
xoio 1 month ago
SO WHENS PINGO?
Kamenos4ever 1 month ago 4
so where does the pink go?
DJFREDHEAD2010 1 month ago
i'd take the hard brown
wayne071079 1 month ago
i want to tickle her garden of eden
Mynamesnigel 1 month ago
'Cue' all of us pervs.
ChuckyDoll10 1 month ago
right up her fuckin dirt box!!
oggy368 1 month ago
ello ;)
alexwilliams95ify 1 month ago
i would love to pump her.
doyougototowndriver 1 month ago
i would canon my balls onto her back cushion
PeterOwen88 1 month ago 5
@PeterOwen88 so funny mate , you a comedian...
royseahawks 1 month ago
He sounds so creepy loool
atomdragon4 1 month ago
but when going for the green, yellow and blue one must always think about the element of safety
REXX241 1 month ago
I wish she would grab the balls through my pockets
toyotasera55 1 month ago
Oh a trick shot.. Its called banging the back doors in
triniriderz 1 month ago
Definitely worth licking out from behind i wager.
JACKANDJAY10 1 month ago
You people are DISGUSTING. This is the 21ST CENTURY. Women are JUST AS GOOD at anything a MAN can do and if you don't like it, GO BACK TO THE MIDDLE AGES YOU SLOBBERING CAVEMEN.
Having said that, I'd like to sh*g her senseless too.
anxresi 1 month ago
@anxresi Wrong!
AnthonyB465 1 month ago
@AnthonyB465 Did you read my last sentence?! LOL!!
anxresi 1 month ago
@anxresi The Cavemen weren't around in the Middle Ages.
Starthrust1 1 month ago
@Starthrust1 Cavemen was a metaphor for 'chavanistic, boorish men'. Comprende?
anxresi 1 month ago
@anxresi Indeed, I was just pointing out a historical mistake, Capiche? :P
Starthrust1 1 month ago
so where's the bingo?
igorcheteful 1 month ago
I`d give it a deep screw with plenty of bottom.
tightbastard 1 month ago 116
its so nice 2 see the white hitting the pink and the female referee bending over also
NippleLover0069 2 months ago
she has huuuge tits
1478ball 2 months ago
Don't care where the pink goes John, but I know exactly where the purple is going if I can get a clear 5 yard run up!
armandin2048 2 months ago 2
Got to go for the traditional deep screw, leaving the white trickling by the hole...Then grab a rest, and start thinking about getting me some black.....It is an exhausting game, but very enjoyable.
movement26 2 months ago 32
Congratulations. You've made John Virgo sound like a pervert.
eclectica1 2 months ago 3
Id follow through both balls would vanish into the hole.
teesfella 2 months ago 3
Only problem with the difficult brown is that I may sink the white
2Badism 2 months ago
Snooker perverts! Now I've seen everything.
wobblefluff 2 months ago 3
id pot the pink and screw back into the brown
DAJAZDJ1 2 months ago
i dont know were the pink goes but i know were id stick my balls.
dubman75 2 months ago
bet her fanny stanks...
pistolpeeroy 2 months ago
I need to chalk my cue.
SteRDLK 2 months ago
So, where is the pink girl?
RedMouldable 2 months ago
where does the pink go?.... behind the (11)
punkrutherford 2 months ago
not "so where does pink go" but "just give me a second" idiots!!
anduxon 2 months ago
Surely once you have black you don't go back.
stevebritgimp 2 months ago
you would think at virgoes age he would know where the pink goes
glesgasam 2 months ago 4
With her I'd end up with black and blue balls.xXx
dantrizz 2 months ago
quality
69robtaylor 2 months ago
Make sure the white doesn't run off into the pocket!
M1st3rB3nn 2 months ago 4
sowedasapingo.
doublejab100 3 months ago 7
Well I'd say it goes right in her twat from behind - it's a difficult snooker, but with a cue like that he should be ok.
cupomash2 3 months ago
rumour has it she squeezed out a hard brown that night
dessiesdoneit 3 months ago
every few weeks the pink gets hampered by the red and one must take on a tricky brown :)
xxMaddy1321xx 3 months ago 101
@xxMaddy1321xx you disgustin slag
jonjones20143 1 month ago
@xxMaddy1321xx bahahaahhaahaa
CopyriteInfringement 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kousaburo 3 months ago
omg id smash the crap out of that over a snooker table. Shes such a horny little tease round them tables, fuck it if i was a pro id smash her infront of the crowd, sure my career would be over but ya know wot, it probs be worth it, Horny little cow
CarpMagic95 3 months ago
@CarpMagic95 agree with you man she is turns me on goddamit !
Zanyar7 2 months ago
whats going on dont get it ?
danatrangers 4 months ago
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iCarroller 4 months ago
most stupid video, only for sex idiots
serratop 5 months ago
@serratop hahaha oh lighten up!
DLPBurke 4 months ago
@DLPBurke A snooker referee is putting a ball back on the table, you please lighten up, omg this is so deep
serratop 4 months ago
@serratop deep, you got it. Deep screw! hahahahaha
DLPBurke 3 months ago
Damn, Virgo's voice totally broke by mood!
MrOSullivan147 5 months ago
Pity that score's in the way actually!
terrycharnley 5 months ago
I want my cue buried in her ass so i can take a lovely shot in her pocket.
satchfan2010 5 months ago
I want my cue buried in her ass so i can take a lovely shot in her pocket.
satchfan2010 5 months ago
I'd just fuck her asshole
80sTheEqualizer 5 months ago 2
I did not get it. I am not a native English speaker. Can anyone explain me this joke please? What means “So where does the pink go?" in this context.
eligarl 5 months ago
@eligarl The "color" balls get spotted up until all of the reds are gone.
A bunch of wierdos can't talk about anything without it being sexual.
goatman069 5 months ago
@eligarl vagina=pink
marmaladovable 4 months ago
Uh, I didn't get the point, anyone helps me?
Mindfucker92 5 months ago
I'd go for the deep screw on the brown.
MatthewDavidParr 5 months ago
Some of the filth on here is disgusting!
i like it though
hearts76100 6 months ago
I'd let her clean my balls.
ASH18YEARS 6 months ago 4
I wanna pot her pink
ToonandBBfan 6 months ago
I'd just fck the shit outta her doggy style
dagreatmogul 7 months ago 4
id go for the DEEP SCREW shot, if you know what i mean ;)
MrPlaystation95 7 months ago
@MrPlaystation95 no what?
wasianwigger 2 months ago
@wasianwigger I would SCREW her REALLY DEEP, get it now?
MrPlaystation95 2 months ago
Move that scoreboard :p
Gersboy147 7 months ago
2nd tome dats happend to hr same ball and every ting
beno259 7 months ago
Once you pot the black there's no going back.
boomyakasha 10 months ago
LMAO
cueshark 10 months ago
i'd go for the difficult brown
drongovids 10 months ago 255
@drongovids tight brown or easy pink?
MrJohnnyJoyce 6 months ago
@drongovids legendary.
ASH18YEARS 6 months ago
@drongovids hahahahahahahahahahaha
pont123456789 4 months ago
@drongovids good one i like it lol
glesgasam 2 months ago
@drongovids ohhh you are the worst! hahahahaha
Henry1993bc 2 months ago
Sink the pink and hit the spot.....
EgoShredder 10 months ago 2
sick person
largoisthebest 10 months ago
@largoisthebest get a sense of humour you boring dickhead
TheWackadooFuckhead 10 months ago 6
@TheWackadooFuckhead already have one im just not a perv
largoisthebest 7 months ago
@largoisthebest fuckin loser every blokes a perv!! id love to sniff her ass...
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pistolpeeroy 7 months ago
@pistolpeeroy id beat you at a game of snooker anyday
largoisthebest 7 months ago
Up the gicker, nothing slicker
bruceleeC64 10 months ago
up the gary glitter
gaminggoduk 10 months ago
read the ruleboock--.-
mosen17 11 months ago
I'm more interested in the brown myself.
STUARTSt321 1 year ago
@STUARTSt321 only when the pink is snookered by a red
MachineGun28 1 year ago 51
@MachineGun28
XD LOL Snookered by a red. That's probably the best joke I've heard in one year, and I will say nothing more,Period!.....XDDD
hemmojito 1 year ago
@MachineGun28 I wanted to go for the pink once, but was snookered by the red, so I went for the easy brown XD
80sTheEqualizer 5 months ago
@STUARTSt321 thats because your a faggot
TheWackadooFuckhead 10 months ago
@TheWackadooFuckhead She's a woman you idiot!
STUARTSt321 9 months ago
Shame the bar showing players' names and score obscures the view
navybloo2002 1 year ago
i soooo would
mafls001 1 year ago