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  • You dont even need to put mcaffe in the video. IT SUCKS DUNG!

  • Should've used Chuck Norris...

  • Man. This is still one of my favorites. Considering I didn't start favoring anything until 07. I wonder if you'll ever make a new one?

  • @Nineteenth I've thought about it and have a few ideas - maybe when I have some spare time!

  • Ha ha i like it

  • Go rkill! 99 processes terminated!!

  • HAMMERS ARE A SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING!

  • norton, defender pro, and avast werent used 

  • @thegameplayer125 No shit.

  • @thegameplayer125

    Norton is the biggest piece of software-garbage available.

  • Norton. Problem solved. ;)

  • Panda sucks -_- It detected Realplayer as a virus :(

  • Well, there's your problem. You had 6 anti-virus programs. Everyone knows that using more than one is far less effective.

  • why no dell

  • 124 dislikes? I'm totally Jynx'd..

  • System Restore? :)

  • @timster568 You couldn't even Ctrl Alt Del on Bill's PC ):

  • with how well McAfee works, it should be more like- McAfee used selfdestruct... McAfee's attack missed!

  • lol

  • Norton360 conkers all! thumbs up if im right!

  • Where's Avast??

  • where is java!???!!!!!!!

  • lol

    

  • what about rogers?

  • Did you notice how Microsoft Security Essentials wasn't mentioned at all?

  • @SonemonV2 Did you notice that I made this in 2007 - when Microsoft Security Essentials didn't exist?

  • @suicidejournalist Did you notice that I watched this on Know Your Meme and it didn't show me when it was made?

  • NORTON FTW

  • antivirus are for noobs

  • @xbassassinsx mostly when they think that their comps are indestructible :)

  • Cool ^^

  • Gooooo Reg-edit!

  • virus used trojan slap tis not very norton 360 used squeegee wind wo cleaning thingy im too lazy to name its super effective virus fainted

  • wild virus appeared go norton 360 virus used pop up ads its not very effective norton 360 used sonar thingy im too lazy to name its super duper effective norton used firewall thingy im too lazy to name its super duoer mumbo jumbo effective

  • McAfee was useless anyway xD

  • @SCRulerShinoda they actually runs nicely. with no viruses its way better to spend the money up front then to keep paying for virus protection.

  • use avast

  • @Molkayhee Fuck off.

  • @suicidejournalist @Molkayhee haters gonna hate

  • @Molkayhee yeah, spend money on a load of crap that barely works and only looks pretty.

  • @Molkayhee Guess what? MACS SUCK.

  • Thumbs up if you noticed that panda had 1 HP.

  • awesome vid ô.o

  • anti-malebytes and microsoft security es. ftw

  • virus level los XD

  • try AVAST

  • you know, i wouldda just cut the crap from the beginning and sent out a tentacruel XD

  • kaspersky is good [:

  • AVG FTW ! :D

  • They should make a Goku anti virus. Because his level is over 9000

  • Why didn't you try Norton?

  • Is there a program to make this?

  • lol virus level lol

  • HolyshitNortonanti-virus!

  • Did anyone notice that the virus's level is LOL?

  • no funciona!

  • NORTON! THAT SHIT WORKS!

  • @BrandenSuperstar HAHA! Good luck to you mate ;)

  • you overused the fainted thing therefore this video isnt funny and it sucks monkey dick

  • What about Norton?

  • @Trudermark Norton used: Low Orbit Ion Cannon!

    *goes to video of world exploding*

  • Wheres ad aware?!?! That is a peice of shit!

  • If only you had used Norton.....

  • LMAO...Nice, Nice. Though most of them work..Nice one that hammer won :))

  • 2007, apparently google maps was just "new". Man, those where the days :-)

  • @TheDarkLordGiygas i know, it sucks

  • you should have done HAMMER Lv. 1337

  • What about Avast and Norton?

  • @MalismDK Or MalwareBytes? :(

  • xD lol I wonder if anyone noticed the virus's level is "LOL" xD

  • i love this video cause its awesome and funny at the same time

  • ILOVE THIS VIDEO MAN!!!!! LOVEEE <3 <3 <3

  • the virus isnt even TRYING and the user is getting pwned. LOL

  • that was funny.

  • U forgot avast o.o, its not free though x3

  • I love Mcafee!!!

  • aww kasperksy and panda lost and webroot has the best protection of all :)

  • Haha, that was cute. Nice work!

  • Should've captured the legendary ANTI-VIRUS "NORTON"...

  • NICE VIDEO ITS CRAZY

  • LOL at the virus's level: LOL

  • there is a antivirus that has a hammer its REMOVE IT PRO V4 and its non-commercial use and its freee!

  • You don't have Avast? lolfail.

  • me : ok lets search for an anti-virus

    *it happens the same thing and i use all my antivirus*

    me : FUCK IT UP TIME TO MURDER

    *uses the hammer*

  • My anti-virus is to hunt down the ass who made it then hit them with a hammer

  • like the way the anti-virus's all faint before the virus does anything. It just stares at it and BOOM it dies.

  • VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS THE FUCKING ANSWER!

  • avast antivirus kick the viruses asses

  • GO MALWAREBYTES Malwarebytes used : File ASSASSIN It is Super Effective The Virus used SMASH.exe It had no effect Malwarebytes used updates Malwarebytes used Fullscan It is Super effective The Virus has Fainted Malwarebytes is Evolving!!! Malwarebytes has evolved into Malwarebytes PRO!!! That why Malwarebytes is the Best the end
  • 106 people got a virus and lost the battle XD

  • What the heck?

  • Kaspersky works. Lol nice vid.

  • Eset wins #1

  • Norton works :3

  • how did you do that? nice vid

  • just catch avast

  • GO! NORTON 360!

    NORTON 360 needs to update, click here.

    Fuck.

  • lol This was great. I LOLed.

  • Go MacBook Pro!

    Virus used Windows Virus Attack!

    It's not very effective....

    Macbook Pro Used Clam Antivirus Attack!

    It's SUPER effective!

    Virus Fainted!

    Macbook Pro gets over 9000 EXP.

    Oh Look... Macbook Pro is evolving!

    Your Macbook Pro evolved into an iMAC!

  • @NeoTifasRevenge Look! MAC USER is evolving! MAC USER evolved into WHINY DOUCHEBAG.

    Will you set a nickname for WHINY DOUCHEBAG?

  • @Tilocoma Will you take WHINY DOUCHEBAG with you? (No) WHINY DOUCHEBAG was sent to Someone's PC.

  • @NeoTifasRevenge Hello, I can take one of your pokemon into my care. Which one would you like me to take?

    *WHINY DOUCHEBAG*

    Sure. I will take your WHINY DOUCHEBAG into my care. Come back when you want it back.

    *Three Days Later*

    Hello again, it seems your WHINY DOUCHEBAG has bread with another trainer's OUTCAST EMOGIRL. Will you take the egg?

    OH FUCK NO.

  • @Tilocoma

    *Takes Egg Anyway and waits for it to hatch*

    *egg beeps* Oh look, the egg is hatching!

    You got a WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    *Trainer collapses* Game Over.

  • Violence(aka Hammers) solve all problems

  • 5 ANTI-VIRUS programs hated this video except the hammer witch isnt a program but it worked it also destroyed your computer!

  • PC user sent .

    BitDefenderit rapes the virus and then tries to get them as they are running

  • ESET?

  • hahaha i love this video!!! :D uses HAMMER!!!!!!

  • NOD apears! NOD uses clean VIRUS faints!

  • thats why you dont install more than 1 anti-virus programs

  • @Iganick You're only allowed to send one out at once.

  • @SetOfSun i mean on our computer

  • What Happened?? :O

  • Norton? :L

  • 105 people aren't feeling lucky.

  • screw kaspersky or avast I WANT HAMMER ANTIVIRUS!!!!

  • You forgot ESET NOD32 and AVAST!

  • ESET NOD32 helped me a lot. Like, the other day, before I learned it was malware, I tried to download Cursor Mania, but ESET was like, "Whoa, don't download it, you'll get a virus!!"

  • what how u did that?

  • Avast has served me well...

  • You forgot Trend Micro Titanium Lol

  • EPIC LOL :D

  • ROFL

    you can do 3 things

    1- format your pc and lose everything you had

    2- use your hammer like on the video and throw some dollars to a tech guy to format your pc and go buy a new monitor to replace the one you broke with the hammer

    3- (smart choice) stay away from "YOU WON"/"you are the over 9000 visitor" ads, be smart enough to see double extension files, and for god sake be more careful when you search p0rn if you do these you wont need any antivirus

  • avg = anti virus game :P ..hammer... lvl 100?? more like 9001!

  • what eset? it could pwn all teh viruses

  • XD this is so damn true lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What about Norris Antivirus?

    As in Chuck Norris.

    As in... yea... nuff said.

  • LOL THEY ALL DIED AUTOMATICLY!

  • Comodo used sandbox,

    Virus' attack is weakened

    Comodo used isolate, virus can't move or attack.

    Comodo used purge

    It's super effective.

  • virus:MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

  • if only this can be use in todays goverment

  • i have panda on my cop

  • 1:19 panda is one of the 3 antivirus I know

    

  • If you need a really goood antivirus... take deepfreeze it wont let your computer take ANYTHING(even your downloads or virus...DELETED) until you turn deepfreeze off

  • Hey, that's not fair.

    Kaspersky's been damn good to me.

    You should've sent out Norton though. Thing deletes so many viruses that it finds ones that don't even exist.

  • Avira is the best one.

  • Its funny because they do work.

  • @VaderGuy9 check again with an other real anti-virus

  • @VaderGuy9 Including the Hammer

  • @AntiVillainLucid I KNOW RIGHT!!!!

  • Avast win! :)

  • @OlirockCP: Kudos good sir, but I do not consider any Norton products an antivirus program due to the fact that it roots itself so deep in your system it is almost like removing a rootkit. and yes, I've had to deal with a rootkit before, Norton didn't detect it, so from now on I shall call all norton the "you know what" product line. ;)

  • lol an anti virus appeared! you send in: Missingo! now you're screwed!

  • Avast Antivirus would be level 1000 with infinite health

  • lol lvl and lol video nice one tumbs up if this video is awsome

  • Level LOL! Haha fuuny XD

  • That virus could have been Missingno...

    In that case, no wonder AVs don't work on it...

    Great work.

  • Well, PC Security is serious now, so I suggest you go get some. AVG isn't bad now (I test their products before release) and Avast! is out of date and needs to get upgrade their signature scanning method before I ever consider buying their product. G-Data/Nod32 aren't bad, but you have to pay for them.... Just saying man, running around the net without AV is bad, really bad.

  • WIN

  • @suicidejournalist: I don't think you saw the joke in that comment, lol. I'm a flash artist too, never relased a flash animation because I was never happy with the end result because of my lack of AS2 skills. Basically I slammed Microsoft for their antivirus program, why? Because they pulled their "Windows One Care" product off of store shelves because it was so bad.

  • @kyubifoxtrot Pretty much all anti-virus software, to me, is useless. Hence the video. I've never actually heard of Microsoft Security Essentials, probably because I just ignore any form of that software.

  • @suicidejournalist actually, nortons has saved my butt a few times, but that was years ago. nortons sucks now. its such a resource hog.

  • @suicidejournalist

    thats why avast is the best :)

  • You forgot Nod32, A-Squared, Malwarebytes, Comodo, and.. uhh... idk if I can even call Microsoft Security Essentials an antivirus.

  • @kyubifoxtrot I didn't forget them - they're just not included. If you're going by that logic you could say that I forgot to include Yahoo as a search engine. It's so annoying when people claim that 'I've forgotten to include' something. If I had forgotten them then I wouldn't have uploaded the COMPLETED video and kept it online for more than three years.

  • @kyubifoxtrot Even YOU managed to forget one. Norton Security Scan counts doesn't it?

    (Norton just guesses all the time though, i mean, saying that every '.exe' file is a virus is a bit stupid.)

  • @kyubifoxtrot AND Windows Live Onecare

  • 96 People dont have Hammers

  • avast ftw

  • so true

  • lol @ the over 9000 hp of hammer XD

  • anti-virus fainted go norton 360!!!!

  • Try using Rising.

  • Avast !!!use avast!!!

  • Should've used ESET Smart Security

  • is that the myspace logo?

  • coulda sworn kaspersky woulda worked

  • Pokemon is so *!!!

  • level lol what level is lol

  • Use Norton!

  • What was the battle music? It sounds like Firered but with more depth in it? Am I right or completely wrong? Awesome Video.

  • Lol. Comodo. But you need the IT Badge to control it, otherwise it will attack anything it doesn't recognize.

  • : )

  • A Funny Nice Video! :D

  • Take out the F-word, and this could be a commercial for an anti-viruus program that comes out at 1:40

  • McAfee works great for me. Not sure why it had 0hp when you spawned it :D

  • Actually I find Kaspersky works fairly well.

  • --> Avast <-- :D works good for me

  • This really happens?