WoW Cataclysm Guide - The Failshark

[othatsawesome]

you got mail!

[MrsMaskie]

Hey TotalBiscuit why don't you EVAR make any WoW vids now?

[KaiokenLuffy]

@MrsMaskie he quit and is waiting for gw2 which is sad...he could,ve played wow until the end of cata but he decided to stop..

[Romanthony2007]

@MrsMaskie Because hes no longer Subbed to Wow he let his subcribtion run out didnt get a new one, i think he stoped in 4.1

[Boekemannetje]

0:30 SOPA STRIKES!!!

[Dyils]

I took it down as a warrior, rogue and a lock. Fast and easy.

[kennbuje]

@Dyils if u even see in the vid they're only lvl 80, and know theres also much much better gear

[Dyils]

@kennbuje You're telling me this because....?

[Loanewolfs]

first time i watched this is thought the Seahorse Rider was a female Blood Elf

[itztehendd]

the whaleshark is deathwings pet and deathwing is chuck norris' pet

[MamaMario13]

At least its not as hard to beat as the "epic fail shark"

[dracomanm]

did he just imply that Disney owns of the copyright on terrible singing?

[xopomchat]

Yes Whale shark can hit harder than Madness of Deathwing in DS

[MrDelanem]

Tb come back plz

[MrDelanem]

God I miss these video's,will u do mist

[MegaDoco]

you have voice like cell from dragon ball,scarry:)

[iluvworldofwarcraft]

in BC and WotLK i had a fire mage but soon realized that arcane was the best spec for PvE

[MrArnberg]

I miss the times when TB played wow :(

[ByPhantomYuki]

@MrArnberg me too :'(

[punkichrokich]

How is fireball working under water?

[sillygrl23]

@punkichrokich I would say a wizard, but that would defeat the purpose.

[Slaveofamv]

@punkichrokich Well, you see, it is actually not really a "fire"ball, but more a representation of one. So it is not actually fire, but arcane magic twisted in a way to simulate fire. Therefore you can also be burned by this artificial fire. Or so i am told

[IGNACIOMON92]

what program you used to record ???

[GoldenSwordReviews]

what class are you

[blackhand95]

@GoldenSwordReviews  your retarded

[GoldenSwordReviews]

@blackhand95 how?

[blackhand95]

@GoldenSwordReviews isn't it already obvious what class he plays? HE PLAYS A MAGE.

[theMRdubermand]

@GoldenSwordReviews *facepalm* mage

[jonttta1]

You fail, look here. He soloing it.

watch?v=HaU_W-rNRiM

[gsizzles]

NOOB!!

[rmunday214]

If you light a Basic Campfire inside of it, the whale shark will sneeze and you'll become a real boy.

[superwolf226]

Only hunters can solo him at this point

[MegaEoinC]

@superwolf226 i solo him all the time on my druid and warlock

[bentley33333]

@superwolf226 and its too easy :P

[MrModernMikrowaveLP]

hmm looks like u get an arrow in ur knee and survived the 755k hit :D

[Monerasauce]

TB seems so much cheerier back when he played wow. He seems kinda bummed when he plays starcraft

[ProxAyeMox]

@Monerasauce With WoW, he was just doing videos for fun and showing his subscribers new content. With StarCraft, he's paid to be a professional.

[BlahQuay]

Lololol he survived 755k!!!

[KevinoftheHorde]

>>------knee----------}

[Rammunz]

Fuck being the Honeybadger im a fucking Whale Shark!

[EnigmaDrath]

Anyone else reading the chat box?

4:27 -> "fucks sakes was nowhere near the cocksucking retarded shark and i died"

LOL

[Klirable]

nooob use target of target -.-'

[Fenkuro]

i only watch things like this cause it has WoW and a brittish person talking in it <3

[Goscop114]

His voice is so soothing thats why I listen to this like millions of times over and over

[llamabot156]

what about the storm giant in howling fjord?

[gaiusmarius161]

@nicecado fuck up shouldnt you be crying over cum dong ill?

[reesercliff]

how did u survive the first hit? 755k how much health did u have?

[Mastertonify]

@reesercliff the fire mage talent Cauterise brought his health back to 40% after it hit zero

[Bomber680]

Totalbiscuit +10 internets for beautiful singing.

[9877611]

i remember when i saw a whaleshark :D killed me in 2 seconds T^T then got my guild master with me and we raped it like we rape arenas XD

[Th3Kr3w666]

@9877611 You're a LIAR!

[clotoe2]

FAILWHALE

[heind1993]

I soloed him on my hunter xD. I also took screenshots WHILE I was killing him, so there wouldn't be any doubts O.o.

[YaoiIsMySin]

We did pretty fine killing the Whale Shark, after 30 mins we had taken around 4 million away from it (I was kiting, as Resto Druid and we had two warriors and one rogue) and then I went and reset him swimming too high. T.T

[fico0003]

fire mage sucked at wotlk and now its the best spec

[LoneAlphaWolfZero]

u need some resil for this thing

[invil123]

1 MILLION

[Zapper1234567]

From hells heart, I stab at thee!

[MrNiels202002]

Whats that Portal at 4:39? o:

[thotovy]

@MrNiels202002 it´s meeting stone from warlock

[MrNiels202002]

11:26 am or pm? :D

[TheSirPrise]

Totalbiscuit you're a raiding noob you pulled aggro, nyeeah!!!

[LichfiendRazool]

[totalhalibut] FUCK YOU MANATEE!!! lol

[beegiienh]

WTF undead is immune to breath right?

[super7174]

@beegiienh No, they just have extended breath. I believe it's 10 minutes, while any other race gets 3 minutes. Not immune, just racially buffed. Cheers mate.

[DeZephi]

Can you imagine if you couldn't slow the whale shark?

O.O

1,755,963 damage T-T

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[xXObLiVioN1996Xx]

I F#*#ing love the old intros

[Zeruckiven]

@xXObLiVioN1996Xx 

[Iouapie]

Why would a whale shark be aggressive aren't they filter feeders?

[Zeruckiven]

@Iouapie Your mom's a filter eater!

[Iouapie]

@Zeruckiven

Trust me I know, I want to eat dinner she inhales the whole damn table

[Zeruckiven]

@Iouapie lolololol

[TheYt1993]

Total Biscuit. Best tank in the world.

[Arcticwolf19]

THAT IS CRAZY!!!!!

[Arcticwolf19]

OMG thats huge!!!

[joeylauigan]

he's in Philippine waters

[AwesomeEpicMuffin]

I dreamed about mounting a druid last night.

[AwesomeEpicMuffin]

...... I love your song.

[MOSleeping]

Oh! So it's a whale-shark... I thought it was a rock.

[silverdragon147]

"i wish i was kidding....i'm not"

[MrBitchslapping]

if a death knight can solo it a mage shouldn't have any problems

[royalsunce]

forget over 9000 try over 1,000,000 O.o

[Digita1Phant0m]

@royalsunce ITS OVER ONE MILLIOOOOOOONNNNNNnnnnooooooom­G tht doesnt work.

over 9000 worked so much better tbh

[Digita1Phant0m]

@royalsunce but yh u got a very good point right there lol

[gorstiee]

i got him down to 542k soloeing weith my hunter and he ran off and went back to 8m -.-



[XStealths]

Old Epic! =D

[animefreak4144]

Totalbiscuit, i would like you to know i made a Troll Fire mage because of you. it is now my favorite character EVER

[graablarbl]

@animefreak4144 this is 13 months ago no way he sees

[chrisba01]

@animefreak4144 pretty sure that ones undead...?

[eyeofthelyger]

whale shark vs deathwing?

[Mineheartftw]

@eyeofthelyger the whale shark wuld totally win

[xXdeathmetalXx100]

that would be sooooo cool if you could tame that as a pet.... if it grew some legs

[Warhamer116]

The fight to kill whaleshark is like playing in pvp against disc priest with goditems in 10-14 bracket with quest greens

[Teddiecrush]

I dont know if any of you knew but there is a dead Whale shark in Thousand needles and tbh hes creepy...

[xXdeathmetalXx100]

1mil crit meh my lvl 1 warlock could aggro that...... and die

[gueren717]

ehh why dont they just tame some of these things and make is kill deathwing??

[Munno22]

@gueren717 Would would something that hits you for 1 million damage let you tame it? :)

[devilknight69]

@gueren717 well my friend deathwing is in the land whiles die in the land :D

[TheTodesweib]

@MrMaxPwnage I mean the recorders Name ist TotalHalibut -.-

[TheTodesweib]

@MrMaxPwnage Hi's name is Totalhalibut -.-

[MMOTotal]

@TheTodesweib No.. the name is TotalBiscuit

[FyreFlyghtFilms]

I miss when TB still posted WoW :(

[MultiChris17]

wait to we are level 300 and we can one shot that guy/shark/whale thingy :P

[M4rkh0lm]

@MultiChris17

Nice video to your "girlfriend" mate.

[devilknight69]

@MultiChris17 nah m8 i dont think there gonna be a level 300 :/ i think there gonna end it in 100 or 250

[xXx1a00a1xXx]

@devilknight69 most likely it will end at 255, thats the current lvl cap for gm's to .mod level, anything higher just returns an error saying value too large

[kirby675]

for all you guys TB quit WoW

[Loanewolfs]

for a quest u can go in that turtal but theres Naga in it

[TheWOwse]

What Realm are you and what Guild?

[PokemonAwesome999]

i killed the whale shark in a 10 man 84-85 group yesterday. it was pretty quick and easy.

[SusaWP]

I remember we had 40 people in greens/blues a week after release that went there.. Was soo funny. People got one shotted, and got back asap so we didnt wipe lol

[engrpetercheung]

Whale shark is only available in our contry :)) Philippines

[MrDiogocampos1997]

@engrpetercheung in our contry to duch

[Supersomonerandom]

@engrpetercheung wtf dude

[sedwardpenton]

@engrpetercheung idiot

[dkoldt]

@engrpetercheung and in egypt

[19Jones91]

@engrpetercheung congratufuckulations.

[marianniz]

@engrpetercheung nooo , in Mexico too. in Holbox

[XDoublexXx]

@narpocolypse I call bullshit mages dont have healing spells and there not good at taking damage. And even if they were that thing is dealing 80000 a hit it could easily two three shot you.

[ihateyoujeffy]

@XDoublexXx any class can do it as long as you know how to kite

[Capabalanca]

@XDoublexXx You're wrong, NO ONE can heal against this thing, and it does't hit for 80,000, its hits for 800,000 damage, more than ANYONE can get in this expansion (unless the Neptulon buff?....) So.... yeah, mages are no different

[Narpocalypse]

I killed the whale shark on my lvl 80 mage by myself. It took me 1hr and 45 flippin' minutes. I'd record me doing it but my mage is lvl 83 now and I don't have the patience for that.

[PSP5400]

You should try singing opera

[AchievmentsOrNothing]

I dont even have WoW and I still watch these.Now this makes me wonder if I should get WoW.If I should what reasons should I cos I may like this game.Please reply =)

[50gshady]

i don't get this... you posted this in august 2010, was cataclysm already out in august out there?

[Turdinator7]

@50gshady 7th december in the UK this is on the test servers 

[21ramp]

@50gshady lol idiot

[50gshady]

@21ramp wtf?

[MrBillyBobBadAss2]

"giant ass shellfish thing" made me laugh my ass off

[ToxicityCode]

i kno ima get no likes but Whaleshark > Lich King :)

[santosalexandre]

@ToxicityCode i know you'll get an F for grammar

[alexmini123]

@santosalexandre So will you mate, you did not use capitalization nor proper punctuation. :)

[LeonusStawalker]

IT'S OVER 900 THOUSAAAAAAANNNNND!!!!!!!

[Temaile]

You almost made me reactivate my WoW account.

[2334juan]

id hate 2 go aginst that whale shark



[BlakesWarnersaccount]

your voice is golden

[Dualwieldingroxas]

TOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL BIISQUIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT­T

[DaTroll1999]

omg Tameable?

[Felfire90]

yOU're not supposed to use fireball. everyone knows the main fire mage skill is Frostfire bolt

[checkerskater]

Hes voice is so beautiful XD

JK

[V3rs10n1]

This is easy soloable :)

[tritandjordan]

i saw a hunter solo this easy

[Brungysalt]

OMG TOTALBISCUIT YOU ARE SUCH A RAIDING NOOB NAARRRRHHHH

[robinrmu]

Check out my soloing of the fucking whale shark

[jiffypillow]

there is probably going to b a quest that givs u a buff that reduces the damg taken

[yeti576]

@jiffypillow nope

[jiffypillow]

@yeti576 realy wow is it even possible to survive a hit like that XD

[rojonomada]

fire only can be under water with mage XP

[sorskilla]

That's yet to be your hardest pimpslap ever...

[boiseguy43]

Hey Total, have you defeated him at all yet?

[Ch4iNzY]

shut up bitch!

[pwchcenjuro]

este ctm no tiene vida

[zaymoney121]

How the hell can u cast fire under water lol

[zingozotto]

@zaymoney121 stop copying other comments

[SFGamingTV]

GOD DAM 1 Million damage that monster owned your team accualy alittle scary

[SilverXGames]

@MrMaxPwnage You know if you listened to 2 minutes of the video you would know that he didn't.

[jimmypop652]

I was levelling a Druid in Tanaris, and I was swimming downwards and came across the courpse of a whale shark.

[XxxSilentShreddaxxX]

@jimmypop652 yh me 2 might be just there for show like a permanent one made there by blizzard

[JeredFromSubway10]

Whale shark > Arthas

[n00bonastick]

i know this is an old vid and all. but if the DK is kiting. why not kite on top of the water with water walk?. DK's can walk on water. and all he has to do is kite a circle. around the team. far enough to avoid aoe. just saying. that what the first thing i would have done on my dk tank.

[menacidal101]

You know what blizzard should make underwater mounts just like druids have aquatic form there should be a mount to make you travel faster underwater........