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  • Mario finally got what he's been trying to get all this time lol

  • when hes having sex he says gaga at 1:25

  • Want to watch some sextapes?

    You can view all the big sex tapes overhere this web site right here.. WatchCelebSexTapes. com

  • i got a 8 bit boner from this

  • in bowsers bed aswell

  • I bet Luigi faps to this...

  • Press 7 for craziness

  • its a not a you its a me! xDD

  • zelda?

    

  • How did I get here from new bioshock plasmids?

  • your like yoshi down there?

  • I can eat a Peach for hours. --> HAHAHA!! Clever line! Two references:

    I can eat a peach for hours. - Nicolos Cage in the Movie Face/Off

    I can eat a peach for hours. - Mario referring to "Princess Peach" xD

    Love collegehumour

  • @TheGalinOfWorld also in scandanavia peach means vagina

  • Thats Italian sex kids!

  • Thumbs up if u heard Mario say Italian and mushroom

  • OH ZELDA! Wat? I mean uh HELL YEA

  • Let´s a play Doctor Mario :D

  • lmfaoo!! GAME OVER Mario

  • this was funny shit

  • That was funnier than shit oh zelda what i mean a hell ya...

  • WTFMario is gay LOLZ,Uh..hu,Zelda!.

    xD

    

  • @jorklenis2srb2 no, the main character (the elf lookin guy with the big green hat goin around with the sword) his name is link. Zelda is the princess the main character is trying to save.

  • @jorklenis2srb2 zelda is a girl..

  • somehow i knew yoshi was gonna do something like that

  • best porn ever XDXD

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  • @Jaldanaa You don't have a GF. you just wank all day to mario porn wierdo!

  • Haha

  • after i watched this, I made god kill a kitten XD

  • they were so caught up in the sex that they didn't even notice Bowser's minions

  • did anyone notice that marios hand looks like a dog at 1:52?

  • @qbat77 No it looks like a bunny :p

  • Boo monster haha

    

  • i did too NOHOMOCOCO O_O

  • is it weird i gotta boner from this?

  • @NOHOMOCOCO yea it kinda got me excited alittle ^^;

  • how come its age restricted, i saw this 2 yrs ago and it didnt have this

  • it's about, mario 69, jajaja xD

  • i luv it if you press 3, 4, and 7

  • i wonder if a midgit and a tall woman found love and then sex.............the THINGS what will happen

  • funny af!

  • wow im 14 and i still play mario, i think im scarred for life

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  • mario mario your like yoshi down there

  • 1:31 everyone's like WTF? boo idk but he's covering his eyes XD

  • keep pressing 6 XD!

  • oooohhhhhh Zelda!!!! xD

  • oh mario OOOOHHHH ZELDA what ? i mean HELL YEAH !!!

  • yahooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • keep pressing 3

  • she said peachy!!!!!!!!

  • Lol mario loves zelda peach loves luigi xD

  • sorry babe, Mario always goes first ;)

  • what did I just watch , sick basterds

  • what did peach said on 1:38-1:40?

  • @omega197

    peachy peachy PEAAACHHHYYYYYYY

  • (at the end) Maury: Mario, you are NOT the father...

  • time for mario 69

  • i believe Mario was holding the B button the entire time

  • LOL in transcribe audio captions it says the European way when Mario goes in!

  • oh yesssssssssssssssssssss

  • i mean a hell ya!!!

  • Zelda and Hyrule's Sex Tape:

    Link: Uh... uh, Zelda!

    Zelda: Oh... MARIO!

  • Do translate captions on this video.

  • 1:09 Pirrahna plant shits a brick lol

  • I want to play Dr. Mario ;)

  • im 12 and wat is this

  • @ilyLaura1

    WTF! You shouldn't have watched it!

  • @mastermindgokuto i know right?

  • Well anyone else find it hard to masterbate to this?

  • do me, now:L

  • Thumbs up if you think Mario DICK is 10 foot Long!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lmao the fuck is this?

  • oh zelda i mean hell yeah

  • wtf is this

  • IDK why I went to this, I was just bored.

  • @BeckyofIowa same here

  • omg...

  • lmao, O my god your like yoshi down there xD roflol

  • LET'S PLAY DR.MARIO!!!

  • lawl waht

  • OHHHHHHHHHHHHH ZEELLLLLLLLLDDAAAAA!

  • there goes my childhood

  • XD mario: OH OH ZELDA!

    peach: what?

    mario: oh i said, HELL YEAH

  • What does mario 69 mean?

  • @Tortarra2 69 is a sex position

  • I mean.. I said, "OH HELL YEAH!"

  • ohhhh ouch...right in the childhood

  • i love the hammer bro's high five, nearly pissed my pants seeing them do that xD

  • changes mario so much f**k i used to love playing mario at 6 7 8

  • thats how every mario game should end

  • OOHHH ZELDA!!! XD

  • Mario: sorry, babe. Mario always a goes first!

    Right as it's about to close out, Luigi pops up.

    Luigi: room for one more!?

    They just stare at Luigi...

    Luigi: aww, man! Mario always gets everything. One day I'm gonna get my own game and I'll show you all how a great Luigi is!

    Concludes Luigi's Mansion.

  • @Luckbay that's really funny. I wish you could've been the one to have written this episode. You're so talented.

  • SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT VIDEO

  • This is a continuation of the Warp whistle episode.

  • there goes my childhood!

  • LETS PLAY DOCTOR MARIO!!!!

  • lol no warping right ummmm sure

  • Peach cheats on yoshi

  • Mario cheats on Yoshi

  • oh  no!

  • i dont get when he said mario goes first ??

  • @mellyandchellybff mario cums first.....

  • @Blackblade22100 ooooh ok

  • @mellyandchellybff

    he came first

  • haha that is sooooo funny.

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA THE COIN SOUND!!!

    OOHHH ZELLDAAAAA

    AHAHAHAHA, i'm dying xD

  • omfg xD

  • this shiz is hilarious!!!!haha>D

  • that coin sound will now haunt me forever...

  • LETS-A PLAY-A DOCTOR-A MARIO-A

  • mario: here we go~!

    *1up sounds*

    *1upsounds*

  • always thought that mario was a superhero....

  • Lol oh Zelda oh huh I mean he'll ya!

  • so there's mario,peach,zelda,and yoshi....i smell a 4some coming on

  • OH zelda!

    wat?

    oh uh.... I said h*** yah

  • this vid is so shit it sucks ewww sims 2 lesbian woohoo is better

  • im never looking at mario the same again

  • ZELDA .. ouhh I mean .. hell yeah :D:D

  • this made me have a boner lol

  • lol like Yoshi? Peach must've had sex with Yoshi and Mario...ZELDA!?

  • wish this happend on ever game. 

  • do me NOW! haha lmao

  • haha funny shit ! they should marry haha !

  • Mario: OH ZELDA!

    Peach: what?

    Mario:ehhh ..I said eh.. HELL YEA!

    XD

  • Teehee Thumbs up for ZELDA I mean....HELL YA!!!!!!!!!

  • i have to imagine a dr mario sex tape XD

  • He shoulda gotten a one up.

  • like people say always leave them wanting more lol!

  • Oh my god you're like Yoshi down there!

  • Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere goes my childhood.

  • *bing* *bing* *bing*

    I died a little

  • Ohh... Zelda! I wonder if Hyrule has a sex tape? Zelda: Oh, Link! Link: Oh, Toadstool! Zelda: What!? Link: Uh, I said "Oh, Triforce!" Zelda all you care about is power!?

  • LETSA PLAYA DR MARIO!!

  • Nice me first!!!!!!!

  • oh ZELDA

    what?

    i mean, hell ya? XD

    jajajaja

  • this is sooooooo funny mario fucked her ass hard!

  • Ur like yoshi down there! lol

  • lol it's time for mario 69

  • ZELDA!!! What? I meant to say a HELL YEAH!

  • I so like this!!!

  • jajajajaajaj mario needs a mushroom to get a boner

  • 1:34 what the f**k

  • ROFL!!! And EVERYONE was watching!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!­!!!

  • your right we will never see the mario same way

  • omg that was ummmm something i think ?

    

  • 0:55, the ghost is horny!

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  • LOL

  • 1:34

  • 1:34 OMG

  • Yeah!!!

  • lets aplay DOCTOR MARIO LOL

  • LETS A PLAY DOCTOR MARIO lol

  • OHHHHH Zelda!!! LOL

  • haha Mario has boinked Zelda apparently

  • lol it feels like yoshi's down there xD he was down thar

  • what the heck is hiji

  • im cute

  • i bet if mario did that on the planet without peach absorbing all the shock 2012 would happen only theres a huge hole in the planet 3000 miels across

  • i bet if mario did that on the planet without peach absorbing all the shock 2012 wold happen only theres a huge hole in the planet 3000 miels across

  • god i never thoght that peach would be so iresponsuble

  • WTF !!!!!! Y WOULD THEY DO THIS LOL

  • I had no Idea why peach said “Your like yoshi down there” until the end of the vid xD

  • ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • wow... i will never get those sounds out of my head...

  • Ohhh Mario Your Mustache Tickels Down There! :L

  • THATS THE PLAN! DR. MARIO!

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  • there goes our childhood

  • yea ssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeee oh zelda

  • They should have said

    "Mario always comes in first"

    xD

  • mario always finishes first baby!