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  • Why havent i heard this song on porn yet?

  • This is actually a good song. If people could just get over the fact that a woman wants hot white cum, this could be a top 40 hit.

  • A truly hearfelt request.Caligula would have this in his favs.

  • is this actually about Semen? :O

  • @123McDestino no it's about sperm... xD

  • this is why we need an unlicensed pirate radio station 150 miles off the U-S coast lol!

  • That was beautiful, brought a tear to my eye.

  • ironic

  • She is so hot.

  • thumbs up if you come from x-videos.com

  • @goncaloleiro haha i did, german bj vid?

  • @goncaloleiro i got it from Cliphunter then type hot white cum.. lol

  • I find this song easy to masturbate to.

  • pretty catchy actually!

  • Hahahahhahhhhhhha! Omg she almost make oral sex sound SWEET, oh man too funny I love this song

  • This was my girlfriend's theme song back in college....great times!

  • Finally, a song the whole family can enjoy!

  • Just saw her on Pier Ave at a coffee shop last week...sexy as hell...I smiled when I saw her because this song came into my head...no pun intended...

  • LMFAO @ this song. Epic fucking win.

  • She's a racist against all those dude who puff talcum powder.

  • is this real life?

  • Haha what a crack up

  • I love how people say "no copyright infringement intended"... but they intended to upload it to youtube... therefore infringing on copyright... -.-

  • i want to load hot cum in her mouth.... oh yeah i love the taste of my cum

  • hahahahahah wtf

    this is going on facebook

  • hahahahahah wtf

    

  • I preferred the follow up single - "I'm Gonna Rub My Fanny Batter on your Chin"

  • how awesome would it be to be the dude she wrote this song about. that'd be the best gift ever lol

  • I'm so glad that I have the uncensored version of this CD including this song as it was intended to be even though there was a parental advisory label sticker.

  • I've just added this song to my station playlist.(I'm licensed). FUCK those offended - this is an absolute classic. Women lust the same as we men do... :) ;)

  • this is so gonna make the harmonicas popular again xD

  • If it's going to played daily over the radio...Kids under 12 would be confused upon hearing this message.

  • Note to self: Always listen to this great song on your iPod rather than youtube.

  • Boys, and Girls, please!!!!!

    Hey, so it's an explicit song about sex.

    Gotta hand it, wellmaybe i wouldn't have to, but you have to respect her for coming right out with it, and taking it alll in.

    Sorry, but I believe the joke's all on us, and I'm laughing.

    Peace.

    Rock

  • go to my channel to see my dick and cumshot! hurry before it gets removed

  • There's a porn video to this!

  • All these crazy out-there responses. Just give the lady what she wants, jeez.

  • @RollThatKatamari gladly

  • @RollThatKatamari

    I think you meant jizz ;) 

  • Cute song

  • lol nice

  • I LOVE THIS HARMONY BETWEEN VOICE AND INSTRUMENTS

    this is what music used to be like on the radio until rappers came out

  • @Kasuh3 What you talking about? Rap is good. Sorry let me change that. Rap WAS good. It's the modern rap that sucks now, with their meaningless lyrics and completely auto-tuned voices. There's no point of practicing how to sing well if your getting beaten by a guy that auto-tunes there voice.

  • On the one hand, the chorus is a great offer. On the other hand the verse explaining the motivation for the offer creeps me out. Being a cheap jar of estee lauder's under eye repair might get a little old after say, four or five years straight.

  • Actually, this song is rather lame - it's a bubblegum version of a song that screams for phrasing that gives better service to the raw sexual energy...

  • who wants my hot white cum?

  • Gimmie your wet juicy pussy!

  • liz phair is significantly hotter than she was before i heard this song

  • I just heard of this vid and don't get the comment wars, nor do I have the patience to read through them. Cliffs notes please.

  • i love the female comments. obviously a REAL female only loves her man platonically, and only a WHORE has sex with him. keep it up. jesus loves you.

  • @IDeafpool .....you're forgetting the part where god mentions many times in the bible that as long as you're married it's okay to have and infact encourged with your lover....

  • @IDeafpool awesome comment, way to read between the lines.

  • I cried a single manly tear at this. This woman is a visionary.

  • @inthezone123 It made me weep as well, but not from my eyes.

  • the point of this is to make a bunch of idiots, and now i am one of you, debate on her intended meaning. wow its so easy to offend people, and you all fall for it. here watch... " there is no historical proof of Jesus christ outside the bible". "... Oh and "911 was orchestrated by the government, and 3000 people was decided as an accepted number of deaths for the american people to allow an entrance into war". OK now lets sit back and watch:)

  • i love liz her first effort rocked me and yrs after her second made me love her i would marry her cause she is true even if i never saw her face and she was 500lbs she is honest and as a man i feels that honesty with a girl is A+ number 1....... she knows who she is and what she likes. wow!! so many girls nowdays wanna hide what they want, why? can i ask that? i would take a girl that knows what she is and what she wants all day long over a girl thats all shiney but gross inside OMG

  • great lyrics, stupid melody.

  • haha so ppl are offended over this. so what are you doing searching the word *cum* for? try to be better trolls, ppl ♥

  • Thank you for posting in stereo. (mp4?) good stuff none the less, thanks. Have listened to many times tonight. Girls have the same sexual desires as men do, based on this song!!! ;)

  • Well if you insist. Here lemme unzip and pull it out...

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  • I have just be*cum* a fan.

  • This song is a good one

  • Baby my cum is all yours

  • What the fuck is this? God damn piece of justin biebers shit.

  • I'm 12 years old and what is this?

  • @eamon2please It's just "im 12 and what is this?"

  • @Skylar2k8 Nope. Google it.

  • ur all immature dont like dont listen if it offends ur lil virgen ears ur prolly to young to have pressed the im 18 button go back and listen to ur justin bieber dipshts

  • @robbins4390 Ok, the people who are laughing at what a funny song this is are the assholes, not the raging filthy whore who's singing about sucking semen. LOL you're world is soooo clear.

  • @jerzeyrunnerflash Sucking semen is not the issue - girls in love LOVE in the same way as we men do - they cum when the right man comes along - that is what Liz is singing about. Not all gorgeous girls are whores, and not all whores are plain women. Not all gorgeous guys are great. They all(male and female) have their attractions, and depending on the situation, there is more to making love then just fucking... (forgive me, I am drunk tonight...)

  • @VauxhallViva1975 You're right. It's NOT the issue. In fact, I agree with everything you just said. I was just simply commenting on Robbin4390's comment where she was pissed that some people got offended. It's some people's right to be offended if they aren't into this. Some people may not know that Liz Phair sung about this stuff. Just like it's her right to make the song and people's rights to listen to it. How can you be shocked about it AND how can you be shocked if someones offended?

  • @jerzeyrunnerflash Yeah, her lyrics were never backward at coming forward. ;)  Appologies for the post. Really, I should not drink and type...

  • What is this song really about? Is there some hidden metaphor that I'm not getting?

  • @AlphaQSilly Not really.

  • so this song is about sex right? ;)

  • @Daimyo20: NO! I Just have been told so by a Lot of Chicks over the years. Must be my High Sugar & Soda Diet.

  • Forget the lyrics, this music sucks... only goofy white "indie" assclowns hipsters would actually like this.

  • It's a good song, plain and simple. (To All:) If you are offended then I would recommend NOT LISTENING to the song!!!! There are a great many songs that are going to offend someone/everyone, but the point is to remember it YOU WHO HAS A CHOICE to listen or not listen. Thank about that before you dump on someone else listening preferences. Simply puts that the same people who your criticizing came come back and trash your like. Remember if you dish it out, you have to be prepared to take it.

  • @FlamestrixWindfyre And, on top of that. You have the choice to not be offended. Things only offend someone if they choose to let them. I would like to know someone's reasoning behind being offended by this song. I'm sure it will get some laughs.

  • this may be the first time that harmonicas & cum were in the same room, ever

  • So that's why she's so hot...

  • LOL@this song.

  • Im coming im coming aaahhhhhhhnooooo

    I need to clean my keyboard now

  • Catchy song but dont think the corus fits in.

  • well since your so demanding.... ok... i guess.

  • This was originally written by Noel Coward, right?

  • she definetely swallows ;)

  • This is ridiculous. FUCKIN' LOL!

  • so...if her skin is so clear....she's putting it on her face?

    and what about her hair???

  • Thanks alot Liz Phair, now I have to wipe my jizz off my monitor. You said you wanted it but yet you didn't take it.

  • Yeah Liz!!!

    Women are goddesses , men are whores!!!

  • @gitgurl601 Haha that's a semi-accurate sentiment, loooool she makes oral sex sound sweet loooool too funny

  • I know there's footage of Melissa Etheridge urinating in Liz Phair's mouth. I was hoping to find it here.

  • @thesaxrocks

    Melissa Etheridge is a disgusting butch lesbian. At least this woman is hetero and attractive.

  • Liz Phair is a total goddess!! She is so talented and she's not afraid to totally stomp on the sick, puritanical american viewpoint that women who want and love sex are just filthy whores (but men who are the same are masculine heros to be admired). I greatly love and admire her and her music. Well done Liz!

  • any fan of liz phair should know she is very sexual. i can safely say that im pretty certain this song was written seriously.

  • @zmoney1971 I should hope so....she is crazy georgous

  • YES! I'LL GIVE YOU MY HOT WHITE CUM...

  • @Offended83Shadow: can't agree more!!!! Liz did not sell herself out. She just changed and guess what? I LIKE HER ALL THE SAME!!!!

  • LOL Can't blame her for being straight forward

  • I think it's written sardonically. What nearly every guy wants to hear, but what's in it for her? I love Liz for shocking and educating me.

  • @jamesericm i am pretty sure she was dead serious when she wrote it. Whats in it for her? The hot white cum being sprayed all over her whether its from sucking him off or being fucked from behind and turning around so he can spray it in her face.

  • cum on! this is Liz Phair XD

  • So many haters on this song. Any girl who is judging this song is a hypocrite prude. Everyone has sexual urges and while guys are allowed to express sexual urges girls are expected to be virginal and want babies and crap. Truth is some times you just want to fuck. And as far as her selling out. When liz came back with Why Cant I she was a mom in her mid 30s, you cant expect her to be the same person she was at 20. her style changed. It happens. Deal with it.

  • @Offended83Shadow Using terminolgies such as (fuck) demonstrates low intelligence, see in reality people aren't ready to be sexually liberated in general because they aren't SPIRITUALLY awakened. If you want to be promiscuous fine but show some respect, don't be such a walking sperm donor you know.

  • @Ichliebemusikundybd if saying fuck is a sign of low intelligence then having imaginary friends is a sign of mental retardation. Take your god and shove it down someone else's throat. I dont want to hear it

  • @Ichliebemusikundybd and i am pretty sure you meant sperm dumpster. Oh yea, why is such a "spiritually awakened" person listening to a song about getting fucked and jizzed on?

  • @Offended83Shadow Nope I mean 'sperm donor' that's what a promiscuous man is and he's also partially the seed of potentially un-wanted genes, sex isn't purely a phyiscal construct and if you desire to make the conscious choice of cheaping the value of sex than be prepared for the consquences: oh and I find this song very comical, I had no idea she promoted this type of behavior prior to discovering this song. peacaroonie!

  • @Ichliebemusikundybd "cheapening"

  • @Ichliebemusikundybd oh so much idiocy here. 1) you had no idea she "promoted such behavior" prior to HWC... have you never heard any of her other songs. Hell even why cant I is talking about how a guy makes her wet even though they havent FUCKED YET which is a lyric in the song. There are also these awesome things called contraceptives. Have you heard of them? w/o baby batter throwing kids in the mix, the only inherent value of sex is the hormonal surges that occur/dont occur in the process.

  • @Ichliebemusikundybd There is nothing spiritual, there is only the flesh and our short time on earth. You cheapen the ejoyment of life when you demand that human carnal desires should be locked away.

  • @Offended83Shadow Great points! I think it's also just a matter of diction. Time and effort was spent to create specific words for specific meanings, so let's use all of them when they fit. Sadly, most folks associate facials with degradation, but it's all in the spiritual anchor as you say. I was just playing it safe here since I don't know her, and because of some of the interpretations of Flower, hence the sardonic opinion. Truly great art is complex, and invites many interpretations.

  • @Offended83Shadow I just think the song's funny and awesome as Hell o3o 

  • @Offended83Shadow I'd love to know that my mom made a song like this.

  • @Offended83Shadow Wrong. Guys aren't allowed to express sexual urges, either. If we do, we're sexist pigs who are trying to make women feel uncomfortable, even if there are no women around.

  • @loqutor That's true, but still women are often believed to not even have "real" sexual urges. Men can't voice theirs freely, either, but it's much more accepted that they have any. That can of course become a disadvantage because often men are reduced to their sexual urges, but women often are denied theirs, which is as much a problem.

  • @Offended83Shadow Excuse me? Not the same person? Have you actually listened to the "Why Can't I" lyrics? She's just a bit more subtle is all. However, Liz would probably say she "Never Said" nothing.

  • @Ibber actually liz would say what i said cause she said the SAME thing in a on "i love the 90s"

    or one of those vh1 specials

  • @Offended83Shadow The only thing that isn't the same about Liz Phair is her demeanor. The personality in her music hasn't changed.

  • @Offended83Shadow What a bunch of facile horseshit. Girls are NOT "expected to be virginal and want babies and crap". That refrain is just impossibly weak, much like the song. I'll grant you it is interesting she put it out there, but really, it's a shitty song. Sounds like a Doris Day tune the way Phair sung it. All you up-thumbers are weak as well...

  • @beeroosterm go fuck yourself you obviously have no idea what the REAL word is like for women/girls. read a damn book

  • @Offended83Shadow I read plenty, darling. And the real world appears to interfere with your fantasy version of it. Why don't you make a relevant comment instead of making facile declarations?

  • @beeroosterm lol sure cause there is no historical double standard for sexual behavior for men vs women girls vs men and it certainly doesnt span across cultures. you are so much smarter than every sociologist/psychologist/filmo­grapher whose ever spoken or written on the issue oh wise one.......smh idiot

  • @Offended83Shadow You're so fucking boring. "Double standard", blah, blah; "Span across cultures", yadda, yadda. Why don't you get some balls, read some Camille Paglia, and then take at least some of what she says to heart? Then call me back. She likes Liz Phair, but Liz has her limitations...

  • @beeroosterm nothing you have said validates your argument whatsoever. One authors opinion does not negate the bottom line facts stated in my comment. the reason songs like HWC are so Shocking to people is because it is in direct contrast of societal expectations of appropriate behavior for women. So how bout you get your head out of your ass and fuck off and stop being a megadouche

  • @Offended83Shadow It is not just her opinion nor do I count on it exclusively to form my own. And part of my point is that you have no "facts" to bolster your "argument". And you would hate Paglia - not an obscure author by any measure - because she hates the kind of tired cynicism you spout. And by the way, your grammar and spelling is atrocious; if you wish to debate a point, you really need to go back to English class - or at least have the brains to use your spell-checker.

  • @Offended83Shadow And frankly, there is little left to shock people these days. The incredible exposure the internet and television provide leaves very little in terms of new experiences for people to...experience. With all the sex, death, and drama broadcast out there, having a respectable-looking (and sounding) white girl sing about hot white cum is frankly very tame. Your assertion holds no water, as "appropriate behavior" keeps being redefined.

  • @beeroosterm blah blah blah still reaching. really you are trolling and its pathetic. Who said I hate anyone? oh grammar/ spelling nazi sign of internet's biggest loser. Red herring ad hominem gosh your argument falicies abound. i pity you for having nothing else to do with your life but troll. does it make you feel better? well bottom line is my original comment was correct. There are double standards in expected male/female sexual behavior and expression. if you don't see it you are

  • @Offended83Shadow Yes, yes, yes. You're a miserable cunt. I get it.

  • @beeroosterm and just a side note. I dont recall Pagilia denouncing the idea that women have been yeared to sexually oppress themselves. maybe you should double check your sources before you start tossing out obscure authors. kthx (lol you must be a college freshman womens studies.. hahaha and if you are any year beyond that i take back the HAHA and sincerely pity you)

  • @Offended83Shadow And the mere mention of any kind of "Women's Studies" program immediately makes me want to vomit. Much like your commentary...

  • @beeroosterm frankly living in a bubble of your own stupidity. oh and point counterpoint is a valid argument form in debate. you claimed there was no double standard i pointed out it exists cross cultures. all you brought in is Pagalia and not even as a direct citation for your argument, just an obscure reference. just give it up. Frankly you arent really worth the time. Oh and women's studies makes you vomit? no wonder u've been talking out of your ass this whole convo.

  • @beeroosterm Girls/women are seen as more caring than men, more emotional (those cliches are not only disadvantages for women, but obviously also for men and for society in general). This also means that there sexuality ist often denied to a certain degree. The idea that women exchange sex for love or affection, or use sex to control men, but not because they enjoy it, is still widespread, often subconsciously.

    And women who lead a promiscuous life are still looked down upon.

  • @Ra8amuffin Excuse while I fall asleep. Once again, we have someone who spouts tired old pseudo-feminist rhetoric with no factual basis. You're a robot. Go read and have some sex and then come back when you're ready...

  • @beeroosterm Excuse me? "Girls are NOT expected to be virginal and want babies and crap." Does that mean you're saying girls are expected to be sluts with jobs?

    Society still believes that girls should be ladies in public, but can act differently in private. I believe you're confusing expectations with acceptable behavior. If you really want to understand what Offended83Shadow is talking about, analyze your reaction to playing this song during dinner with your parents and/or children.

  • @Ibber No - girls are expected to be whores (that's their job). And what makes you think you can speak for all of society, you presumptuous dickbag?

  • @beeroosterm I was speaking of society in general.  You really ought to be ashamed of talking about your mother like that, if you honestly believe all girls are expected to be whores. Maybe you have something more to be ashamed about. Maybe you're on the known sex offenders watch list. It wouldn't surprise me, with your attitude.

  • excellent tune

    

  • this is so stupid!

  • I'll take "Best songs to find on your date's IPod," for $500.

  • @Vmole1 LMAOOOOOOOOOOO YOU GET BEST COMMENT AWARD

  • its really awkward singing along with this as a hetrosexual male...

  • So..Let me get this straight..This is the girl that wrote Why Can't I? >_> The fackkkk

  • @bandfan1234 It's a bit too explicit for me to believe that she wasn't parodying/satirising sexual pop songs and the bullshit women's magazines tell women who read them about sex. Liz definitely sold out but I think this is satire...

  • wait, like really?

  • hahaha deffinatly different.. man she is goooood.. in soo many ways

  • love this song

  • What a ho.

  • publicity stunt.

  • This is the kind of thing people do to get kicked off a major label.

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  • wow go for the shock factor why don't you?

    my dad showed me this. most disturbing three minutes of my life.

  • I played this for a guy i had a crush on once... and flower. Thank you liz phair

  • best fap ballade ever.

  • hawt

  • Wow. This is just ridiculous, haha. The music seems so pleasant and then--then the lyrics. hahaha geez

  • When I read the lyrics to this song...... I died laughing.

    But, I can't really understand. I mean, cause she uses so many metaphor, its just so difficult y'know?

  • Oh it's taylor swift, and she's really saying 'Need ya to hold my right arm'

  • hot cum.

  • That's too subtle. I don't quite understand the metaphors in this song, anyone care to explain this intricate work of art?

  • omgz i luv this song i mean sure its not ur "average" song but hey its okay :P

  • haha i love it!

  • It amazes me how cute and girly Liz can sound with her lyrics... It's not right.

  • Around 5 calories in a teaspoon of sperm! :|

  • it works!

  • oh my god..

  • This doesn't feel like it's supposed to be funny... more like it's an expression of codependency and how if she isn't getting fucked, she won't have any self-worth. Or at least that's the feeling I get after listening to her other stuff, too.