Chappelle on hanging out with white people

[OnaHoliday]

And fuck carrots

[crocodylus73]

If I wake up with a carrot in my ass, I'll stab you in the heart with it!

[setapart1234]

Lol Fuck carrots!

[porterz720]

hahah so true!!!

[gombie]

Fucking true... Except it's more like magic markers and stacking shit on them...

[Zakenfein]

oh dave...how i miss you so...

[glitcher500]

10 PEOPLE GOT CARROTS SHOVED UP THERE ASS!

[crf156]

0:20 so true

[hankdablonde]

so true

[preschoolpimpan]

omg dude, im white and my friends watch porn when im asleep at their place, OM MY COMPUTER! im like WTF?! when i see brazillian fart porn in my history

[drTC666]

@preschoolpimpan lmao

[ChicagoFan32]

This is too true.

[no6way7yahweh1]

AND FUCK CARROTS

[DanDelAwesome]

noone gets near your passed out body when you just finished puking up blood 8D

[rxqueen04]

He's so right with the cheeseburger!!!!

[ItchyFilms]

2 shawts of jager, tekilla, 4 bawng hits man, BEER, cheezburger.

[thatsfornoobs]

i love the guy farrr in the background that lets out an almost crazy scream at 0:36

[Bazompora]

Reminds me of that time I was drunk with my white roomies on a high school ski trip. But the guy we put a bottle between his legs while passed out - and photographed - wasn't as much of a friend, so... that's OK, right? Also it was all my idea: it just seemed like a fun thing to do.

Why?

I dunno ...

... but I am half-white. >:-)

[stifflersmum7]

I'm gonna kill that mutherfucker! Hahaha

[SosBucket]

"4 Bong Hits Man, BEER" LMFAOOO!

[UsperKrephus]

Borderline gay shit? If you're lucky. I blackout and when I wake up the next morning my friends are rofling over photos of my face covered by another friend's scrotum. Damn us, drunk white people.

[erikrulez17]

put pubs in my friends tooth paste funniest shit ever lol

[frizzybob]

@erikrulez17 question - how the fuck ? like, you put the hair inside the tube? like, i dont get it ?

[erikrulez17]

@frizzybob retard left it out =]

[devilselbow]

and fuck carrots

[GogetaEX]

LOL, 0:32 "uhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuh"

[flyleb]

I remember Franks..

[Emelbelle2]

lmfao fuck carrots

[agorman99771]

And fuck carrots

[playnowand]

2 shots of yager

[RubberyDreams]

@playnowand jäger*

[playnowand]

@RubberyDreams why thank you:)

[unspokenrespect]

lol 0:37 some dude in the crowd was laughing his ass off

[kevfulchester]

The funniest thing about this whole clip is right at the very end when he says "and fuck carrots"... that just slays me every time...

[MaRiOBrOzJ3Rk]

Thumbs Up If Katt Williams Sent You Here ! :)

[RevanGabriel]

The Milfhunter sent me here!

[rayblack2004]

dave chapelle - great comedian

[ConspiracyClown]

hahaha Katt Williams says the exact same thing about white people and drinking

[prince112233]

"FUCK Carrots"

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

I'd love to hang out with you black liberal racist douchebag and spark one up, you funny ass mofo. When you fall asleep we'll put a fake throbbing I'm Gonna Get You Sucka big toe on your cheech and chong wannabe ass, lol. Hilarious!

[YungVayKateTv]

I Thought yall were friends baby??

[SoloDolo784]

im white n would slice a motherfuckers throat if he tried puttin a carrot in my ass

[NavySealWannabe67]

@SoloDolo784 same here man

[MissPompousTwat]

@SoloDolo784

You prefer cucumbers?

[SoloDolo784]

@MissPompousTwat funny

[SoloDolo784]

@MissPompousTwat i would go at you but ur too cute to do that to

[MissPompousTwat]

@SoloDolo784

Your father prefers cucumbers as well.

[SoloDolo784]

@MissPompousTwat lol he died 10 years ago or so but i never met him..but ok. lol

[MissPompousTwat]

@SoloDolo784

I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe someone slit his throat because he tried to put a carrot up their ass.

[SoloDolo784]

@MissPompousTwat who knows

[RoyceO73]

hahah!!

[l3loody]

IM GONNA KIIILLLL THAT MOTHAFUCKAAA!!

[SpicyHam]

lol carrots in his ass

[kellikel13]

"gunna put a carrot in his ass?"

[coltonconley]

with white people, that sterotype is very very true, im white and ive seen fucking crazy shit like this many many times, same thing with nothing but bullshitting about other times we got high, is it true all black people do is complain about there lives?

[Bren565]

@coltonconley

haha i hate admitting it but us white guys do do fucked up borderlined gay shit to eachother all the time lol

[coltonconley]

@Bren565 when your white..... your biggest concern is not passing out lol

[PromiserOfDeath]

@Bren565 Are you Serious? Dude when i smoke weed i don't do that borderline gay shit to my friends. We just watch Family Guy and eat Bowls of Cereal!

[SuperBlackbeauty19]

AHAHAHA SO TRUE!!

[StasisDreams]

3 people passed out around white people

[Dubroar]

tinoooo sorry!! hehe

[diamonds454]

FUCKING SMASHED MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[EmoSchemer]

3 people are carrots

[aornelas93]

Haha the guys who comment "fuck carrots" probably had some stuck up their ass too

[daven3297]

I hate white people voice fuck that shit -____-

[jkm10113]

dis funny



[minditownsend]

fuck carrots

[T9sNumba1BiaTcH1]

OMG this is so fucking true LOL, I fell asleep at afriends house once and my friend and his friend drew on my back... I woke up, washed it off and then stuck my dick in his ear for revenge LOL

[LeeBrianQuedo]

LMAO

[elijahpr]

3 people got carrots stuck in their asses

[UNLAWFULCOPTER]

cheeseburr

[noizefilms]

FORREAL haha 4 years back me and my friend were sleeping at a friends house and we stayed up all night and when i fell asleep i felt a warm thing on my forehead it happend to be the dick of my friend ..and hes white. some gay ass shit.. and everybody was laughing WHAT THE FUCK ?? were not friends anymore now LOL

[Violator2]

@noizefilms thats FUCKED

[meifert2]

his white voice sounds like Obama.

[MnM7431]

"too shawts of jaaagur, teguiaaa, four bong hits mannn, beeur, cheeseburguer.."

[Ndeezy94]

haha we do, do gay shit

[Jaremus]

This shit is true. LMFAO. I know a group of people who, if you pass out drinking, draw cocks on your face with permanent markers. LOL

[mkextra05]

this dude is fucking funny. best stand-up dude ever

[PhillyChzStk2012]

2 people love them carrots up they asses

[thermopylae85]

Eff carrots

[Tokyuuu]

LOL Frank feel asleep so we like stuck a carrot in his ass.....OMG!

[YouthEnergy]

Beer. Cheeseburger.

[ferrellcm]

I thought cha'll was friends baby. What happened?

[tulsakings]

1 person got a carrot stuck up his ass! lol

[awesome3994]

this guy watches too much jack ass lol

[1234klopo]

dave= best stand-up

[layah2sexc]

fucking smash man LOL

[TheLordZixx]

I totally do this :D

[itmighty]

hahahaha this is fucking true

[syxxstringify]

Do you remember....

1. When you could get on youtube without a huge ad at the top of your homepage?

2. When EVERY music video was from a user, not Vevo?

3. When you could use it as a music player without having an ad in the beginning of a music vid?

4. When copyright infringement wasn't a big deal?

5. When it was YOUtube?

Copy and paste onto videos telling youtube how PISSED we, the YOU in YOUtube, are with their greedy corporate butts

thumbs up if you agree

[WayfarerYouth]

@syxxstringify

this is really ignorant..

"there's no such thing as a free lunch"

[Kory4000]

@syxxstringify Stop bitching. You sound worse then my wife

[boertush]

@syxxstringify Stop bitching, youtube is a free service so deal with the advertisements, not to mention it costs a shitload of money to provide the millions of videos stored on youtube.

[fatboyen2]

FUNNIEST THIS EVER

[MrPominnz]

It's funny cuz it's true

[SECISBEAST]

dude remember franks last week?! i was fuckin smashed meyin!

[Waitak22]

I love his white voice

[faheem1k]

every time i watch this i cant help but laff lol

[curlyfry007]

Reggie Love knows ALLLLL about this shit, LOL.

[jgcfc58]

fuck carrots

[mcrkid22]

I have a black friend who fucks with people when they pass out xD

Muthafucka teabagged me.

[0ky0urd3d]

@mcrkid22 why you cheesing about that lol

[mcrkid22]

@0ky0urd3d To be honest, I don't remember posting this at all. I think a friend was on my account.