Halo for Dummies: Banning (Tutorial)

[QUINC3Y]

Thanks Buddy! very entertaining and informative :D

[phantomct2007]

I only ban if they are causing trouble, or if they are betraying, but don't whine if someone is killing by picking up a RL and getting into a hog and running u over. You're just a poor loser. A noob is not someone who flys around in a shee or hog, give me a break. Especially, if it's ctf. get a life. and be a man.

[AVHER]

@phantomct2007 Everyone's entitled to their opinion and one might think my mind has changed on that subject after 4 years, but it really hasn't. Capture the flag is a different story altogether; without at least warthogs the game would almost never end, especially if there are 6 or more players on each team. However if there is a game of teams and each team is legitimately trying to use a strategy against the opponent to win the game, and there is a player who is constantly using rockets...

[AVHER]

@phantomct2007 and fucking everything up, then yeah I'll ban the hell out of them. It's my game, I don't put up with noobs being noobs just for the sake of being a noob.

[segagamer20611]

2:27 should u press enter on that part? becuse wan i press enter i get disconet and i go bakc to destop

[217daneify]

full or trial

[ratchet2424]

funny vid thank u for the tip

[SILLYBOBO112]

hate banners, unless im the one banning(:

[loverodogs]

first of all people dont be bitches he actually explained it second dont you have to download something not just type i -console if not then im a dumbass and my comps not working

[TheVICENTE42]

in 3:21 they look like you todo loner with no friends pinche pendejo get a life lozzer

[hihi100202]

very funny vid!!!! thx!

[holidayreid387]

lol nice vid ur funnny

[ConnahNewtonHere]

LoL i love it when it comes up with BAN in the white XD

[1CowUtters1]

lol make it seems like the persons retarted

[linemaniac231]

Ty now when theres idiots on my server i can ban them... I hate it when people come on and start cursing at me and being annoying.

[Kingpower7]

so funny

[blt52894]

lol ur freakin funny XD

[562055]

its cause u kill pepole faster and its more effective people who actually try to kill u with out blowing u up arent noobs but rocket noobs are normally bad at playing quess so

[Guitarwithwertyloops]

woh woh lets not start a flame war here ok i just called ya a noob no biggie

[Guitarwithwertyloops]

O.O great singing XD lol

[Guitarwithwertyloops]

cuz ur a noob....

[SiiKN3SsS]

its an instant kill dumbshit it takes no skill

[XxZSeanZxX]

Does halo need skill? You only need "skill" and "pride" if halo is yur life so GET ONE AND STOP CRYING WEN WE BEAT YOU LMAO

[TheDallas3]

funny and helpfull 5/5

[XRvd15X]

LOL 4:32

[DreadAces]

i dont have that little squigly line =(

[eddy8496]

Quite funny, Great Video

[nightfoxx26]

i like the way u explain sings and the end note

[nightfoxx26]

i dont know if i meant things or sings anyways nice vid

[ripred7]

GAY-FAGGOT-NOOB

[Daniel55556]

is fancy pants a noob r a newb

[deathspartan209]

nethier he's being an example

[Daniel55556]

k i was wondering

[FeralRealm]

This was funny, you did a way better job explaining this than alot of people. good job.

[Daniel55556]

lol

[jgl4494]

I cant get to a shortcut and i cant make one...i have this weird version of halo. its not just an icon where u click and halo comes up. Its in a folder u open an has a bunch of crap in it an a shortcut "Halo no cd "The shortcut only works when its in the folder so i cant copy it or move it....any ideas on how to ban ppl with this problem??

[maddenrocks08]

ur is so clear and understandable not like the other ones

[Daniel55556]

lol

[UberHackingHelp]

this kid has no fucking friends and its so fucking obvious!! Something that should have taken 10 seconds took 5 minutes because he tries to be funny. Ban faggets like these

[AVHER]

I find it funny that you think I have no friends. Especially when you are the one with the superiority complex. You don't like humor? That sounds like another thing that would repel friends of any kind. Odd. Please try to make a ten second video on how to ban in halo, and make sure it is comprehensible. Really, it will be fun for me to watch.

[UberHackingHelp]

I think you have no friends because you talk to us as if we're the best friends you have. Your also a fatass so you lose dude. What's it like being fat? How does it feel not coming close to girls and being the kid no one wants to fucking be near? Anyway, I'm obviously not going to make a video when I can just write a fucking sentence on how to do this shit instead of trying to get the viewers to be my friend.

[AVHER]

I love how you comment like you know me. It's pretty fun actually. How do you know how I talk to people? Oh yeah, you don't. You're a fun guy.

One last thing, not being a jackass douchebag helps when it comes to chicks, I guess that's why you're still a virgin.

[omgiownk]

so wait because he might be fat makes him lose? thats fucking bad man.

[skipskipskip01]

SSSSSNAP

[Raptorman98]

it wont let me?!?!?!?!!?help!!!

[bobbybo909]

@AVHER great vid....Thank you ....

[DreadAces]

well try to make a fucking video urself noob. u know if u were on halo i would ban u straight away thanks to this guy. Like u would even have the knowledge of making a master pieace like this. and btw, its fucking obvious that ur a douchebag.

[Kamikasiman87]

@UberHackingHelp I found it hilarious and informative so your opinion and argument is invalid goodbye :)

[Pavelkovinru]

lol ur funny i like the part in the end! the singing!

[JesseEvans7]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sabbaloko]

lmao!

[paranormalpunk562]

you are so funny :)

[xsmmovl]

i did everyting u said but it didnt work...

the console dont open... what do i have to do?

[xsmmovl]

help me i got a german keyboard. there isnt that button to start the console. Which button do i have to press to open the console?

[LOLcat433]

LOL, picking up the rocket launcher and getting into a hog does not make any since. lol also hogs are no match for a well placed nade.

[Gamingrelease]

lmao i actually liked the singing at the end. XD

[SSOPHIA510]

lol the singing!

[SSOPHIA510]

lol

the ending when u where liek singing i waz hella laghing

ur funny!

thx anyways time to bann

(K)dude!

muahahahaha!!!

nobody is better that me!

[bombasu]

how do you kick people out?

Thanks for the video, you were awesome, funny,a nd easy to understand. Nice pictures!

[draco12999]

u dont need to typ in that console thing with the alldev by bitterbannana

[HokageG]

ahhhhhhhhhhh yut ta ta ta taa taaaa lol awesomely funny and helpful

[miltech29]

excellent you are excellent ,very easy to understand,keep doing more like this!

[Mindcontrol107]

FANCYPANTS IS A NUCKIN FOOB

[Juanproduction]

Fancy Pants is a fuckin noob :D

[justin20877]

the banning doesnt work.. folks can join right back..

[justin20877]

o my bad.. thought this was halo trial...do disregard my previous comment..

[2Fast2Ferret]

Thanks a lot man, this helps a lot, and its hilarious.

[SPRSniper]

lol i fought against fancy pants

he is so a noob

[superroxyman]

just get to the point quicker

[Rigplayer12]

damn look at that banlist too much noobs?

[XC0K3X]

Thanks i agree with monster3x3

[monster3x3]

awsome better than those fuckin tutorials that ppl type in microsoft notebook lamo

[Kavanagh1985]

it wont work! it says -console specified in target box is not valid. make sure the path and file names are correct. can you help me with that please?

[bannedacc]

type it in like this ""C:\Program Files\Microsoft Games\Halo\halo.exe" -console"

And it should work =D

[SDClan]

do wat he says, then hit OK

DONT CLOSE IT

HIT OK

[Kraveth]

Wow man, you found the way to show us how to ban those stupid noobs and make us launch a laugh, Very cool!!

[marshalnd]

yeah...forgot to mention the people who are smart asses about it...THATS really annoying...there like...uhem...do you want me to ban you?!?!?i can right now!?!?!?!ill do it!!!!i can bring your xbox live account down for good!!!which brings up another statement/question...aint that kinda unfair about the person being banned...? per say hes very poor and just worked 90 hours overtime to just buy an account and then he gets banned???that should be illegal...unless its only from halo 2 of course. =)

[deatho10o]

when i did it it said it couldt find command

[HokageG]

wow thats awesome

[campary]

this is realy cool

[primevil234]

thanks for that info,but for some reson nobody can join my games,i have vista,if thats whats stoping people getting on my games can somebody plz tell me a solution plz i beg every one of you plz help me =(

[Orochi45]

does it have to be on( the game )when you change it.

[taylormcghee]

holy shit taht was funny

[Owen150194]

cAN you can if you are not the host?

[tehnoobcakesfan]

no idiot

[Owen150194]

I was just asking, prick...

[windowsxpfan32]

freaking awsome

[onlyonesk8]

this is alsome

[ECHOB52]

when I try to press the ~ key the pink words dont come up what do i do can any on help me plz and about the vid thanks i told three of my friends lol can

[dietrikn00bsly3r]

ur a good singer XD

[karatekidrocker]

funny AND educational

always hard to find both

[emotionalsniper]

how do you ban them permanently? It says their banned, but they just keep coming back, I put sv_ban # and sv_kick #, neither of them worked, all i can do is kick them out of the game.

[AcesHighJosh]

it always says that it cannot be executed right now

[peeparmy2]

i did that exact thing but the halo( dosent come up

[buinshizen]

same here ?????

[buinshizen]

okay nm it works now. here is what you do...go to the one of these videos first link called how to kick or ban in halo pc by hackiesacker007 though long: it helped me...

[hayate002]

wtf unban dont work

[conorq23]

Great job! Funny and easy to learn!

[Alexiandikama]

Very well put together. I knew about DOOM3 having the ban function through the console but I didn't know that Halo had that. Enjoyed watching.

[fullmetal196]

lol funny and educational

[batleb6]

tell me where you got the got issues call 1900 retard thing

[itachinaruto69]

this also works if u type sv_kick its like banning but they can come back 4 those who say,"wats the difference"

[xXJcam14Xx]

can u do this on windows vista?

[lachy4eva]

OMG IT IS THE FRIGGEN EASIEST THING TO DO.. if you cant do it after watching this video, just leave

[ryan287]

omg i love this vid. who ever says that youtube is stupid is wrong and this is a reason.

[ecwfan93]

can we do for the trail

[nishan29]

gj nice vid i already knew how but my lil brother was so proud to teach me how to ban lol

[fastgirl321]

thanks for this video now i know how to ban retards...great singing lol

[vanhalenownz]

What your suppose to do to make it work if u have the new halo.. is space -"console"

[turahk547]

do you leave open the proporties window?

[MUKIProductions]

i need help it wont work i typed it in rite but once i do that and press ~ nothing happens plz help

[vanhalenownz]

go to propertys and put this in on the top line at the end.. space -"console". The same thing happened to me i put in "console and it didnt work put inspace -"console" ok?

[grrr199]

thx so much dude i have a bunch of noobs on mine and they wouldt shut up and i didnt know how to ban so hahahah the noobs are gone yaaaay

[POTVIN121]

dude u need a new mic

[Cocoa4Dairyproducts]

Nice credits lol...

[Kiidawesome]

I pressed the little squiggly thing or whatever and accidentaly pressed tab and this whole list of options came up, like sv_tk_grace and i didnt know what to do with it. I was wondering if you knew anything or could help me out with this.

[terankhu]

how do u bann for i mac!!!!!

[criticizing1996199]

TY so much1

[SuperDaveTV]

thank's for this

[AkumaADemoncus]

Ban doesn't always work considering if the player knows how to change their IP Address you will have to bann them again and again so it can be annoying. Microsoft shouldn't allow other players to see the hosts ip address by holding F1 because it can be very dangerous

[boomheadshot46]

OMG TY FOR TEACHING NOOBS HOW TO FUCKEN BAN you shouldve let them keep asking how to ban so ppl like us could b like HAHAHAHA NOOB and then they get mad and leave (or run you over with a warthog or shoot you with a rocket launcher) but watever either way it goes its all your fault!!

and well what im trieing to say is.....well

idk what im trieing to say but i think that YOU DID GOOD YOU NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AVHER]

How do you know no one can join? Are you on LAN? Because you shouldn't be.

[ultranoodles]

i have that same problem, im on the internet, even though i clicked unblock on my firewall it still wont let me... its weird

[poopoo56456]

how do u make a server so other people can join i went to create internet game chose my gametype and map and titled it then start game but no1 can join plz help me

[Bibab99]

OH MY GOD thanks

helps me so much!

awesome video

and funny

[SDClan]

I Clicked That Key To Turn On Console And The Pink Thing Didnt SHow Up, Help Me Plz

[SDClan]

I Freakin pissed my pants!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Thanks For Info

Cause Noobs always come to my server

[4245y4up849p2]

dude u are fuking hilarious i pissed myself watchin this

[4245y4up849p2]

dude u are fuking hilarious i pissed myself watchin this

[sora542]

lol nice vid

[AVHER]

Yes... yes indeed... but the small amount of noobs smart enough to maybe come here and learn, will be banned by all the people who are actually good. It all works out.

[TrickstaG]

LOL! Awesome video dude! Thanks a lot!!!

[bonez72392]

1 thing to say find comedy central go there and whoop larry the cableguys ass already XD

[POTVIN121]

i loved the halo for dummies seres BUT could you make one for halo coustom edtion

[1stHALO]

lol nice vids tho i wonder when u make more vids and its also funny how u add something funny at the end lol

[nopeimin]

lol special thanks to fancy pants lolol

[kinetic23]

lmao man you are freakin hilarious

[AVHER]

I'm glad so many people have and are being shown the beautiful art of banning.

[cs2sasuke4life]

how do u unban tho

[moatartareque]

sv_unban n select number for example sv_unban4

[xXPcCXx]

lol, What do you think?

[soalreaper123]

nice

[blowmeaway324]

XD you funny! BEST EVER!

[AVHER]

Eh, he was just an idiot.  If they didn't want people to be there they should have locked the game.

[joshXisXdead]

lol we hardly knew ye

[uberdubersweet22]

nvm i got it to work

[AVHER]

Why yes I am a tenor actually. I've been told my many people here that I have a good voice and should use it. So I do.

[Link0t]

lol thank u and tht was funny ay the ending

[PtanAtlas]

if im on our clan dedi it has an rcon pass and i type in sv_players but it wont show the list, why?

[uberdubersweet22]

the console window dosent want to show up help me i got windows vista

[prettything15]

It probably won't work for Vista, vista is relatively new. So someone will eventually come up with a new way to bring it up eventually. Patience, grasshopper.

[tarrito91]

great video, fucking hilarious

[bravocmdr]

lol, this is one of the videos i like and that happens rarely :D

nice singing btw lol

[cardzone1000]

how to see the console when i see whos killed or not please pm!!!!!

[AdrenalineJunkieXL]

BANHAMMER STYLE BITCH

[AVHER]

Well I am in choir, but that was just my faltsetto.

Yeah I know, looking back now, it isn't an IP Adress, but it sounded smart at the time. lol

[prettything15]

That was a grand falsetto, I must say.

So, out of sheer curiousity, are you a tenor?

(Random.)

pwnedNOOB.

Rhiannon

[yellan13]

also, the long number isn't an ip address, it doesn't have letters... and in all seriousness, you should try REAL singing, you can hit a REALLY high note, thats pretty good. youre also keeping the same airflow so it isn't cracking. pretty cool, and HILARIOUS!!! 5 stars!

[PlazmaSword]

wat do u do if someone banns u how do u get back

[prettything15]

You don't. You're banned. Your life sucks.

[yellan13]

Got issues?

man where did you get that image, I want it as my boot image for my iPod...

[wiihalofan]

thanks and that was hilarious!

credits singing lol XD

[XxXxnikkifmXxXx]

lol funny

[AVHER]

Well, then they would fall under the "You're a noob if you do this." catagory.

[spartenreaper]

what if a noob leaned it and baned u

[AVHER]

Another segment, another chapter has been made,

"Halo for Dummies: How to tell if you are a Noob"

Come check it out.

[jujubeaner11]

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[tythespy]

omg your video is sooo funney,

[kogathedogdemon]

u should make an info video on what happens if the banning thing dosent work after awial.

[OriginalKrauser]

your such a noob lol

[flashback44]

noooo dont tell them!!!! noooooo

[AVHER]

You can only ban on a server you create. And to set up a sniping server . . . you take all of the vehicles off, make it FFA on either sidewinder, blood gultch, or boarding action.

[Turok456789]

ok, thanks