Mock the Week: Unlikely Things to Hear On a Charity Show - BBC Sport Relief Night 2010

[adecadewithoutlove]

I love how Andys Portsmouth joke is still true today... 2 years on.

[TheFrank652]

what has 4 legs and as more money than rangers football club?

Harry redknapp's dog

[MoonChild637]

If you don't like the fact that people are reposting the comments THEN DON'T READ THE FUCKING COMMENTS FIRST YOU IDIOT!

[TheFrank652]

we desperately need your money we're rangers football club

[CrazeeChat]

anyone realised Chris and Hugh are wearing the same shirt...

[Follovvth3dream]

Wish i could get my water for life for £8 =/

[Blake290899]

@GlophTheweb shut up you moany prick it's a joke just laugh why are you so serious

[Piratekaine]

Well i laughed

[SMlITHY]

@Piratekaine

Congratulations

[EvileLlamaThingeh]

Here's a good suggestion. Instead of bitching in comments about how people are ruining the punchline, people could WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO before reading the comments. How does that sound?

[RabidDog22]

@EvileLlamaThingeh Doesnt help when the top 2 comments are always visible even when you scroll all the way up.

[EvileLlamaThingeh]

@RabidDog22 Ctrl + Zoom in. Sorted.

[shadoweye10]

What is the name of the guy on the second joke and the guy of the third joke?

[NoezieXII]

@shadoweye10 The second one is Ed Byrne and the third is Hugh Dennis :)

[TheToffeesrule]

i have ADHD

and then russell jokes about it 1:14 i still find it funny :)

[AminAk514]

Didn't anyone notice the joke at 1:22 in which he said

'unlimited text messages and 500 messages'?

lmao

[GlophTheweb]

i'd just like to say. Russel has no idea what ADHD is XD

it is really nothing like that.

[Rollthebuddah]

@GlophTheweb It is like that, Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, short version - inability to concentrate. (Russel himself has ADHD.)

[GlophTheweb]

@Rollthebuddah I myself have ADHD.

Penguins are not a distraction.

[Rollthebuddah]

@GlophTheweb It doesnt specifically mean ADHD sufferer is distracted by Penguins..It simply means low concentration. I myself have ADHD. I know what I am talking about.

[GlophTheweb]

@Rollthebuddah well duh.

but i have never been distracted by an animal.

and nor have any of the other people i know who have ADHD.

Noises yes.

animals no.

[cornishphilosopher]

@GlophTheweb I have it as well, and I do get destracted by animals

[TheTradge]

@GlophTheweb Mate it was a joke, you need to lighten up a bit! And just because YOU haven't been distracted by something doesn't mean others haven't either, it's not all about you - and as it turns out, I have known people with the condition who HAVE been prone to distraction by moving objects! Try not to be so stubborn and arrogant, just because you have ADHD it doesn't make it okay!

[frozenheat90]

@GlophTheweb good for you, but shockingly, not everyone who has ADHD responds identically. Like Rollthebuddah said, its low concentration. I have ADHD and get distracted by random stuff (including animals) all the time.

[chedc28]

2:17 I dont get this one

[JediSlayer22]

@chedc28 Vernon Kay texted a picture of his genitals to a woman.

[shroomraccoon]

0:31 well no shit sherlock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LokkerG]

@shroomraccoon Then, keep digging, Watson.

[msg355]

@shroomraccoon thats not the point you nonce

[MyLifeAsLouis]

isn't it ironic that the title is about charity and in the description, it asks us to donate.

[ConfusedPingu]

@MyLifeAsLouis No. No it isn't.

[tantan627]

@MyLifeAsLouis

No.

[tidalwave2k11]

turtles. thumbs this up so there are no spoilers for others

[PJayMartin]

Fuck, Im stuck in that part of youtube again.

[flyingemu98]

@PJayMartin the awesome part!

[SiliconBong]

"Everytime I click my my finger a child dies" said Bono. . ."Stop clicking your fingers" said someone from the irish audience, . . .

[redjuicyapples]

The one at 2.28 was HILARIOUS!!!!!

Love it!

[seitenshow]

lol at 1:10 looks like Hugh's distressed he's not getting his turn either that or Ed Byrnes a given headache for him.

[convictPKlol]

@thatno1channel Retyping the joke to get a thumbs up, oh how imaginative you are.

[thatno1channel]

@convictPKlol it was a comment on how every missed the best joke so piss off, it is a free country right of speech you twat

[convictPKlol]

@thatno1channel HAHAHAHHAHAH I didn't say you cant, I just said you are a cunt for saying it. Thats also free speech you stupid little prick. It goes both ways!

[thatno1channel]

@thatno1channel lol you are getting so pissed off at one comment

[ScottishHades]

@thatno1channel Clearly not, look at the comment above your posted 4 months before yours. And that is the way you should do it with comedy: write down the time for the best part, and not reveal the punchline as it ruins it for other people.

[RosarioVixen]

loving how people thumbs up the jokes so its impossible to be suprised anymore >.>

[popazz1]

"Make Bono history".

[bigsnuggiebear]

POMPEY SCUM FUCKERS!!!!

SAINTS ALL THE WAY!!!

GO THE RED AND WHITE ARMY!! <3 <3

[TheToffeesrule]

i have adhd i do not... kitty come back

[Lampsmahari]

Host: Every time i click my fingers a child died *click* *click*

Me: Stop clicking you fucking fingers then!

[S117ELITEmontages]

I HAVE ADHD

[TheToffeesrule]

@S117ELITEmontages so do i 

[MrFitzonic]

2:38

Death stare from Hugh o_O

[ellenmelon771]

Every time... I click my fingers... my PA brings me a cappucino.

<3 Ed Byrne xXx

[KitsuneProject]

"Lee Evans is raising money by making his sweat into a Garden Swimming Pool for kids who carnt swim"

[KitsuneProject]

"Michael Jackson Would Like To Raise Money By Doing 6 Year Olds"

[KitsuneProject]

"And Now Mr.T Would Lke To Have His Say On How To Raise Money For 2012 Olympics"

*As Mr.T*: "Crazy Fools!, Listen! The Best Thing To Raise Money Is To Keep Ea'in Ma Snickers!"

[ElsJones94]

The Africa joke made my Hugh is sooo true!

[xXDinoman1997Xx]

Sorry. I just really had to say that.

[xXDinoman1997Xx]

This was uploaded on my birthday! Lol. 

[KitsuneProject]

@xXDinoman1997Xx Try This...

"Red Nose Day, The time where The Clowns Go Out on the piss in the circus tent"

[emilyo222]

the top comments are the same.

[ellenmelon771]

Hahahahaha loved the one about the free texts and calls! XD

xXx

[BankaiMaster137]

1:13 "Next on ADHD relief ooh a penguin.

[rjmurphyman]

Two brilliant jokes by Ed Byrne there - (Clicking & Shocking Footage)! He's on fire!

[Jemimafan7675]

"And now the cast of a West End show. Desperately plugging their dying musical!" The irony is that he was once in the TV pantomime with Julian Clary of Aladdin and he sang as well! Got to love Ed Byrne! <3

[TheMcrrockers]

Kevin Bridges <3

[rjellcome]

Look at Chris Adison at 1.33 lol

[littleblueleprecorn]

i love hughes shirt! where can i get that?!

[SAMMYCOisDAVE]

thumbs up if you think this show would be the best with ross noble

[001Stacey]

I Love Russell Howard He's My Fa-

ohhh a penguin <3 :')

[SalaComMander]

Piers Morgan. Finally, a celebrity name drop that I recognized.

[plymouthhardstyle]

0:48 more like were plymouth argyle football club lol

[olliepfc94]

@plymouthhardstyle i think this video was made when pompey were administration, but yh i see ur point

[DuckyRoanNubbles3D]

As a real ADHD sufferer...

I FIND THIS HILARIOUS.

[ivTRiXJuMpShOt]

Basically the sport relief mile is where Hugh is running it to get away from Piers Morgan

[KieranFiferman]

I found Russel's ADHD joke hilarious, and I actually have ADHD.... :P

[benman136]

Can someone explain the joke about the sport relief mile?

[lilangel2407]

Ha, I love this prog-oh a penguin

[codeyday]

@fluffytailz3000 So....only 4 people are black? O.o

[3treeroor]

4 people have ADHD

[roadjam]

If everyone in Britain donated just 20p a month, we could feed the cocaine habit of everyone in this studio for life!

[VexonCross]

Damn, Russell sucks.

[Th3M4sT3rful]

andy parsons desperately needs to leave the show and bring back frankie

[spiritfired]

Lol even he was surprised at the laughs he was getting at the Madonna joke :)

[Inflamio98]

Hey I support portsmouth

[zephyr84]

just 8 pounds a month can help these african children build a well... to hide from madonna. LOL

[CESstudios]

"Its time for; Hand Relief..."

Russell Howard is the best!

[Boyfromasension]

lol I can imagine why there was no Frankie!

[hughesd95]

Last one was the best by far :D

[sophieflautist171]

Why so unhappy, hugh at 2:37?

[LokkerG]

Rape is no laughing matter... except when someone slips saltpeter in the guy's drink.

[samtheman485]

@Ps3fanboywellhada360 chris rock=shit ricky gervais and who the fuck is jerry seinfield? bt russell howard isn't shit he's just not as good as some of the other comedians ther (hugh dennis, kevin bridges, andy parssons, chriss addison) and his comedy is genrally for a younger audice (teens, early 20s)

[Boblvzrach]

5 pounds a month could save an africans life but for 7.50 you could get a front row ticket at his hanging

[josephhw9]

my joke: for the million fucking time simon cowell youre not getting the charity money (turns around) were live arent we?! crap!!!!!!!!!

[LittlePixi15]

Russell looks hot <3

[gyped]

what't the name of the comedian that does the teenager text message bit? i want to look up his stand up.

[XRourkex]

@gyped His name is Kevin Bridges

[JessWright98]

Oh a penguin... :\

[colonalcooper]

whos the guy at 2.18 hes sooo funnny

[Torak1998]

@colonalcooper Chris Addison



[hoppjugallo]

We desparetly need ur money ... we are portsmouth football club :D lol

[SkipSkopSkup]

Awww! Russell looks so cute with glasses! :)

[haz21000]

LadyOfPurple89 ur epic for sayin u like Russell Howard hes an epic man

darkblood626  gd jk man laughed at tht aswell :)

Russell Howard - I'm jerry morgan and if u dont donate to children in need i'll take pudsey's other eye!' ROFLMFAO

[lauramayj87]

@haz21000 Ha ha It's Terry Wogan! You idiot!!! LOL

[lelli28xxx]

Every premiership footballer has pledged a week's wages. So with that, we have bought Africa.

[solbacos]

pause at 0:00 . hahahhahaha

[ThatIzzyGirl]

"But buy the single anyway it is for a good cause. . ." HAHAHA inspired!

[b11k22]

press 5 "licking him dance"

[dragonettirockstop]

I paused @ 3:34 and thought his face looked hilarious.

[Mcdizzleshizzle]

keep pressing 3

[Raidelle]

kevin bridges!!!! ahahah i was like wtf when i saw him, i just recently like fell in love with him

[EmosRus2011]

hahahahahahahahahah , 'jus 8 pounds a month can help these african children to build a well....... to hide form madonna.' LEGEND!!!!!!

[Katebabes4eva98]

'awww penguin.....'

[klashnekov86]

its not the same without frankie :(

[mac2552u]

keep pressing 2 then 4 for regeneration

[24Squall]

Hugh's face at 2.37! haha clearly not impressed with that one :D

[bloodblitzgaming]

i could only imagen why frankie wasnt allowed on

[Restayvien]

Keep clicking @ 2:36 for scary Hugh Dennis ^^

[DrumBass4ever]

next on ADHD Relif....oh look a penguin gotta luv Russel Howard and let me say he looks really hot with glasses :3

[Throatmad2090]

@DrumBass4ever I have ADHD & that's so like me :)

[rcsjet]

press 1 for crazy

[LadyOfPurple89]

"Ooh, a penguin..."

I love Russell Howard.

[Ps3fanboywellhada360]

@LadyOfPurple89 Russel Howard is not funny he can't compete with comedians like Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais and Jerry Seinfield He makes very unfunny and simple jokes.

[JTeam95]

@Ps3fanboywellhada360

honestly......they're all funny, that's just the person's preference, shut the fuck up and watch the damn video

[Mediamonsta95]

KEVIN BRIDGES RULES

[shyvr]

Please call the number at the bottom of the screen and donate as many pounds as you can spare, the American Medical Insurance Companies Foundation thanks you for your support.

[EvertonMan1]

the vernon kay joke is quality!!

[KelseyyLauraa]

Just eight pound a month can help these African children build a well to hide from Madonna <3 Gotta love Kevin Bridge

[BigFatBiatch]

hugh dennis is funny but he's a miserable bastard isnt he :-)

[sugaluvaluvsu]

how can people not love this!!!

[andrewf01134]

Can someone please tell me the name of the guy who says"You all send us a fiver and we put the proper telly back on"

[comicraider]

@andrewf01134 Chris Addison

[LittlePixi15]

"every time i click my fingers....my PA brings me a cappucino" haha love it :)

[TheJesterGirl]

This reminds me of 'Whose line is it anyway?'

[pimasta314]

ADHD relief ohhh look a penguin!

[wfcsports]

portsmouth fc lol

[OleBenjisBrew]

2:37 *death stare*

[takeyourcanvasbags]

@OleBenjisBrew I didn't notice that until I saw your comment and watched it again. That is quite scary.

[19NaVi72]

No Frankie = FAIL

[ICantBeFaged]

And From 0.13 - 0.20 Is Also Sexy

[ICantBeFaged]

From 0.40 - 0.47 Is Sexy

[BUBLOOGABLOO]

I think Richston United won that won, yeah I know, IT DOESN'T exist!

[BUBLOOGABLOO]

This week David Beckham travelled to Africa to help children who need it most - FOOTBALL SKILLS!

[BUBLOOGABLOO]

and with all that money: we've brought Africa!! lol but likely-TRUE!!

[XxXGhostsniperx]

lol 0.07

[rachel11smith]

@XxXGhostsniperx

Why?

[Tracymmo]

Liked the joke about putting the regular programming back on. I've actually heard US public radio stations (funded mostly by donations) get in more contributions during "pledge week" by telling people they'll end their fundraising drive a day or more early if they hit their goal. Works well!

[MrHudson1988]

4 people are Portsmouth fans

[HopoTen]

I said this one today at school:

"Just two pounds a month can help the citizens of Libya."

[pillar89]

@HopoTen I guess we had to be there....

[HopoTen]

@pillar89 I guess =[

[nioor]

Wow this is the first time I saw Hugh fail a joke.

[Knightrobo4]

3 people got poked with sticks and made to dance

[shirazbailywood]

Just BTW, i think he means ADD, not ADHD...

[TheSamwoolf]

@shirazbailywood Think ADHD is what it's called in the UK

[diamonddanceangel14]

@TheSamwoolf ADD = Attention Deficit Disorder

ADHD = Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder.

Two different things, though they are similar. Country does not matter.

[shirazbailywood]

@TheSamwoolf what diamonddanceangel14 said. i should know; I'm ADD. =P

[XDDuckie]

Three people arn't seeing penguins

[ilovecake151]

3 people shared a bath full of baked beans with Vernon Kay and Nick Knowles.

[HughesyRemixes]

Omg, kevin bridges should be on this moarr! xD

[17gibin]

What did maddona do to africa