Final Fantasy Machinima: Marathon Man

[FicticiousAnimation]

Thank you you smelly bitch peasent! LOL my favorite part XD!

[a2c4sc2]

"male carrots"

LOL

[FancyTomato5]

wat the fuck did i just watch?

[machinimamarlon]

Something that annoys me; why the hell did Square make Ex-Death's blocks somewhat weaker than Jecht's J-block? I get pissed whenever I remember that. I main as Squall, so it doesn't matter THAT much.

[machinimamarlon]

@DiscipleKnight1010 What do you need help with?

[DiscipleKnight1010]

can someone pls help me with script? I really need it for subtitle

[5DisAsterz]

Warrior of Li- oh wait Warrior of MEN = New favorite

[TheShadowLink500]

You can't hide and you can't run wait you CANT run I am a witty man hahahahahah

[SamuelHeaton]

This is hilarious!

[BlackSurge34]

"Thank you,you smelly bitch-peasant."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[mrguy22494]

You know at least exdeath could've like floated while moving around like golbez but nope they just make him as slow as possible.

[19Eoghan]

I would like to violate Terra's pillars if you know what i mean:D

[K1ngNoctisXIII]

"Well it wasn´t meeee drawing Hentai and ..... vigorously mastrubating." thumbs up if WoL is your fav.

[GeorgieLimbo]

"Heeeyyyy, I know youu. You're Jerrrryyyyyy"

"EXDEATH."

Hahahaha, that cracked me up. :')

[ykdori11]

jecht got counter-trolld

[giratinatamer6579]

well damn zidane!

[UchihaFaer1]

this episode's kinda BORING

[animegaaragurl]

i think i would be Zidane trying to get in Jechts pants lol

[Hazeleyedtaurus]

DOUG the dog from UP.

[deryth]

Guys, you should really, really make one episode of Jecht. Its frikkin awesome. :D

[HeroOfTomarrow]

" i remember your the guy who can run 100 miles in like five seconds" at 2:51 i lold when he was running on walls while hold is sword funky

[MarioSonic46]

why dosent exdeath just grind?

[GummyBearSophomore]

"Oh, I can give you a beating." >.< Giggity.

[VicManNic]

Dissidia THIS! Episode 4

thumbs up if you want to see it.

[15Linkmaster]

pause at 2;23 to see the funniest terra epic face ever!

[finalfantasyfan80]

"its no good when you just offer it...."

hahahahaha Jecht is only in it for the chase XD

[IwillPwnYou101]

No!

God you remind me of myself!

[thetazz12ful]

" thank you you smelly bitch peasant" 

[apocaly21]

good but needs more cloud and squall

[EmJohnsonArt]

I love how hyper active Cloud is in this.

[houssam443]

hehe this rocks



[sunheart123]

PILLAR LOVE <3

[caleellis]

Eh. It was ok

[zackxaerith01]

i miss those boys. XD

[lightbrownwolf1000]

cmon stupid legs cmon cmon cmon oh god please walk please please please!!! lmfao!!!!

[Zeitzbach]

Thank you you smelly bitch peasant. LMAO :D

[AndrewRealm]

I love everytime Cloud appear, everytime he appear there is something funny :)

[AndrewRealm]

excuse me young man have you-

he´s down there.

Thanks

XDXDXDXD

[donovan161]

lol common god damn legs move it!!!!

[YosukeComicRelief]

I fucking love the warrior of lights voice.

You are a slippery- AHHH

[twilightacolyte]

mmmm Jecht + any male final fantasy character.

[UltimativeCalamity]

I am a witty man :)

[ShakeAlmighty]

It's so stupid. xD

[shkdbsahbdlabf1]

thank you, smelly bitch peasant! xD

[masternegi2]

OH i can give you a beating

[Slicer141]

clouds im fav character in the series thumbs up if u agree

[halfsplicer]

Looks like Jecht has a problem with Zidane.. He always wanted to have sex with someone.. Why do you think he rejected it this time??? Weird....

[yunholoverable]

No warrior is more wittier than the Warrior of Men.

[VulcanHeStan]

@brassard15 Actually, Garnet and Eiko were, and still are, considered the two greatest summoners in the history f Final Fantasy. I'll admit, I like the look of Final Fantasy X's Bahamut, but his actual attack animation loses a LOT of luster when put next to Final Fantasy IX's Bahamut.

Personally, I look at sidequests and actual storyline. I may hate it, but VII ad one of the best storylines, with VI, V, II, I, VIII, IX, IV following in that order close behind. FF:CC is better than X, I'm afraid.

[UsagiToxic]

@VulcanHeStan Rydia still pwns them.

@OhGodNo666 And Yuna.

[VulcanHeStan]

@UsagiToxic Tell me, does Rydia summon ARK or Eden? No.

Even Square Enix sad that those two are the most powerful summons, second only to Shinryu now, but that's exclusively for Chaos...

Garnet --> ARK

Anyone in VIII that you equip it to --> Eden...

I rest my case, and please don't be a troll...

You'e using opinionated responses here, and that's NEVER a good thing when talking to me...

[UsagiToxic]

@VulcanHeStan

You say "You'e using opinionated responses here, and that's NEVER a good thing when talking to me..." as if you were someone special. And now trying to prove something to me, when I just said that Rydia and Yuna are awesome, and I don't give a...anything about your opinion, awesomeness of summons, and so.

Also I like their characters, and that makes me to care about "ARK or Eden" even less (Yojimba is the best summon anyway, 'cause he is so...well)

[VulcanHeStan]

@UsagiToxic What I mean by my 'opinionated response' comment is that I go off of wghat's been said by people that work at Square Enix, and not my personal opinions.

Granted, I like Eiko the best, but she can't summon Bahamut or ARK...

What I mean to say is, no one that played the earlier games likes the new summons, because they lack the spark and ferocity of the earlier ones...

Look at Bahamut from Seven, Eight, Nine, and Crisis Core, then at Ten's and Thirteen's...

You'll see who's better!!!

[roxyfirebender]

2:24.... TERRA!! XD



[roxyfirebender]

"can I touch you NOW?" "NO!" XD

[CheesyGranola]

@OhGodNo666 OH SNAP. xD

[PJayOkay]

he cant walk but he can blast through the air

[AngelofAwsomeness]

FUCKING ADD ARGGGGGGG [KILLS EVERYONE]

[holyknight70]

@OhGodNo666

i gotta nsay no, sephiroth had the biggest female fan basis i had ever seen even in the game.

[holyknight70]

damn i miss this game

[KytaEternal]

These are absolutely fucking hilarious... seriously dude, these videos are AMAZING. I love how they're kind of slowly developing through all the videos...

[brainjuice654]

@OhGodNo666 seymour is a creepy pervert

[ratmanrussell]

Jecht needs his own episode! xD

[LaranethXxX]

You´re jerry

Exdeath -.-

xD

[RPGSaga]

BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XxEliXiRzxSc0PeZxX]

what game is that?????????

[DISSIDIAcosmos]

its no fun when you willingly offer it.. lmao

[ShadowSoldior]

"EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN, HAVE YOU-"

"Down there."

"Thanks."

[gamersunite26]

I just love these videos

Can't wait for more

[MrBlueMikeDA]

"Let us do battle together!" :P

[TheBlackFireX]

'this is for being such a loser!'

'and this is for... er, actually i forgot what that was for. oh, wait, i remember now! oh damn, i forgot again...'

[eXTRAXE]

"Can I touch you NOW?"

"NO!"

[N3RDYKID97]

@eXTRAXE hahahahahahahahahahahaha

lol

[movieman29k]

Oh god please make more its the funniest sh*t I've seen in a long time.

I love what you did with the characters, and I can't wait to see what you do with the rest of the cast.

[marluxene]

@movieman29k

gay joke with kefka

gay joke with kefka

gay joke with kefka

...please?

[Kyuubi619]

"Excuse me young man, can yo-"

"Down there"

"Thanks" lol

[bigman3004]

use dash next time exdeath XD

[SquallLion90]

46 people can only run.

[SOF006]

Thank you, you smelly bitch peasent!

[Zykenfeir]

46 people will be chased around by Mr. Warrior of Men.

Note: Don't hurt his face.

[vanchai1]

can i touch you now

[SirKobrias]

46 people have a leg defect

[J03y29]

What gameis this!???!?!?!!

[javelinmaster2]

@J03y29 Disidia final fantasy for the psp

[astrotoadp6]

yay, exdeath-centric episode! :D

[deph008]

"Do you like carrots? Preferably male carrots?"

[SamuraiK500]

My legs have a defect too. I can only hop.

[SethRiku]

46 people couldn't touch Jecht

[mattbrvc00]

@tikl2DX ty =D

[Lindaru]

lol go Zidane! :3

he has balls to say that to Jecht :3

[E40HANdZ]

@Lindaru lol anti-pedo line

[brainjuice654]

i kinda feel sorry for warrior of light, no one can match the power of ex-death.

[megamanmariosoul]

@brainjuice654 that's MR. Warrior of MEN to YOU!

[b0r3d0mz1]

@tikl2DX also works with google chrome

[cynicsfaith]

douche-head and smelly bitch-peasant LOL. i'm so mature...

and squall sounds really different

[SamuraiK500]

Can I touch u now?

NO!

[burningsquash]

CAN I TOUCHOO NAOW???

[4k1m1]

Can I touch you now?

[0ZAZU]

46 people didnt want to pleasure his genitalia

[SonictheHeadgehog]

4:17 lol

[zama59]

which final fantasy is this? sorry i have never played any of them

[AshisogiiJizo]

@zama59 Dissidia

[thekman227]

@zama59 Final Fantasy Dissiadia or somthing like that.

[Zaphire77]

@zama59 wow... it's dissiidia - an anniversary special

[Ikkiku]

@zama59 It's Final Fantasy Dissidia for the PSP.

[brainjuice654]

best one yet faved

[roflwaffle100]

fabtubstuck

[dustinjr1993]

0:20 dont you hate it when theyre so willing

[Partrola]

ouhhhhh stupid woman!.. ouchhhh shut up!!..

haha that was hilarious!

[SOF006]

That you, you smelly bitch peasant!

[CrimsonMoonM]

These always makes me laugh without fail.

[E40HANdZ]

omg i was literally laughing the whole episode

[febsta555]

Thumbs up if you think dexterboy is secretly gay

[illidan1333]

lol i like cloud much better this way xD

[omexheartless21]

omg lol

[HideogemuMeijin]

Voice acting was over the top

[CatFoxBliar]

lol nice one

[BlackStar657]

YEAH DISSIDIA FF BITCHEZ!XD

[KH9506]

"Thank you, you smelly bitch peasant" Lmao.

[hybridwolf55]

this was fuckin hilarious! XD

[BobbyBlack988]

Jecht is the best, he makes these videos. Love Dexterboys videos so much

Ex-Death only walking annoys the hell out of me in Dissida!

[lukethekid1]

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[wariorcamicase]

can i touch u now? xD

[robloxguggi]

/watch?v=vtnw8PSe2tQ

[Feralicousness]

@tikl2DX it doesn't block them on youtube you silly.

[Dramoir]

@Feralicousness Oh my god yes it does ive been using this for 2 years now. i have NOT I repeat NOT seen any adds on youtube. I actually thought they got rid of ads on youtube. Ahh the life of adblock plus... it really does wonders I tell ya.

[gadunka245]

can i touch u know??

[piplup10036]

this game is Dissida FF for the PSP

[TheMafianKing]

this is that psp version that came out, forgot the name, it was basically just a fighting game though

[LEpicFails912]

this is halarious

[DigitalStrike117]

what ff game is this?

[driftingwolf0]

@DigitalStrike117 ff dissida

[wariorcamicase]

@DigitalStrike117 Dissidia Final Fantasy for PSP

[mangafighterlags]

which final fantasy is this?

[luckytrifle]

LOL so gay XD

[Arausito]

@luckytrifle what did you expect? its final fantasy

[jaw118]

"can i touch you now?"

"NOOOO!!"

[VanitasXGod]

he has tricked me, the vile beast! xD

lmfao

[ShakeAlmighty]

Woah, that was actually funny. 

[brittonbful]

lol sooo funny

[m1k3ismike]

he tricked me the vile beast! lol

i wish he would do like 1 of these per day their so funny

[DeadlyFingerz21]

MOAR PLZ!!!

[icko125]

final fantasy charecters are soo wierd :D:D:D

[monksterz1]

Thank you smelly bitch peasent lol 

[andreidane]

MALE CARROTS FTW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[MrFriemel]

just start the second season of sanity not included already

[lediadruid]

Oh Dex, always with the hilarity :P

[monksterz1]

"Thank you, you smelly bitch Peasent" LOL 

[SwoshyTV]

lawl :D

[TheMegaJuniorC]

Ohh... man, that was great! Make more!

[gadunka245]

LOL EPIC

[Jhonnyhax]

ads? what ads? i'm using mozilla firefox with ad block and I don't seem to have a problem.. :D

[TheElizander]

Is it just me or Cloud was drunk or something?

[coldsky01]

Voice acting was awesome hahaha. Hilarious

[Tinman151]

Your the guy that can run like 100miles in 5 seconds right?

[ArsRagnarok]

Screw ads 0:00

[anrutoenix1]

I love final fantasy and that was hilarious!

[mikeloire04]

lolololol

[razzer818722]

lol



[magicicle]

I want to touch Jecht too

[zerox227x]

@magicicle we all want Jecht

[darksand17]

@magicicle we all want to touch Jecht

[360SnipeProductions]

i didnt even know you could make machnimas with this game

[TheFateArcher]

@Jacck1213 what?

[TheVietChi]

I love this Series! :D

[iSniffz]

CAN I TOUCH YOU NAO?!?!