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  • lol if you follow the progression of the clock this video takes place over approx 90 hours :D

  • Thank you Captain Too Much Time on His Hands.

  • ...np

  • flirt comment in 5 months

  • No question about it, tybo09 and great comment by jimmyphack.

  • then don't watch the videos!!!! It is clear you don't understand Red State Update!

  • so im sure your favorite tv show has had what you thought was a not so good episode.......and i bet you voted bush

  • President Hillary Clinton WOULD be a terrorist attack on US Soil. LOL

  • @tybo09 By just even electing her

  • Haha, i laughed my head off, and i support Hillary for president:)

  • Nice to see someone with a good sense of humor and good attitude. Honestly these guys rip on all the candidates though, as well as the media. THey are pretty good about hiding their political views.

  • That is a tough choice. We CAN get over a terror attack.

  • " ...I don't want anyone getting hurt over this, maybe some people will take it for the team..."

    Funny stuff!

  • Only if hillary was in the terroist attack.

  • have it happen on one of our islands!

  • I think these guys are very funny, I am pretty sure they realize they're jokes. But I don't like Hillary either...

  • i'd take neither

  • thats a common republican mind :) taking hours to think

  • Atleast they don't change their minds.

  • a few people take it for the team... LOL

  • if it was really between a 4 year term with a terrorist for president and 1 terrorist attack id rather have the 1 terrorist attack especially if i were the only casualty cause if hilary gets in it will be like 4 years of constant dictatorship

  • I agree with Jackie. I don't want no one getting hurt, and I suppose we'd get through Hillary, just like we'd done with Bill.

  • and 8 years of Bush. ;)

  • BEST ONE YET!!!!!!!!!!!  LMAO

  • "Well maybe a few people take it for the team, keep her out of office....wow..."

  • Props. I'm not a republican but these guys are funny as hell.

  • Hillary went to Nascar Race. Had immunization shots. I guess she is so elite, she afraid we will give her a disease. Not a good Candidate for President! Take a little time and look at Ron Paul. He goes by our Constitution and Bill of Rights! Ron Paul 2008!

  • Hillary could quite possibly be one of the worst things to ever happen to this country. She has a little communist in her, and that's not a "family value". She's all about the "family values". What an idiot. I would like to see a woman president, maybe Condoleeza Rice? But if I had to choose between never having a woman president and Hilary Clinton, I would choose never having a woman president!

  • You guys make me real happy.  gives me the shits

  • we went from being solvent to the largest national debt in history and people are against the Clintons? Just doesn't make sense not to give her a chance. Can't be worse that what we've got now.

  • if you dont pAY YOUR BILLS (GIVING FEDERAL WORKERS PINK SLIPS OR VOUCHERS FOR PAYCHECKS), CUT HALF OF THE MILITARY AND FBI, CIA, ALL OUR DEFENSES, AND BREAK THE STOCK MARKET (WHAT WAS BLACK MONDAY?) ON PAPER IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE EVERYTHINGS FINE.GET A CLUE!.PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE THIS CRAP

  • Enter "Ron Paul" in the search bar, and cure your political apathy!

  • This is my favorite Jackie and Dunlap clip so far. These guys are really savvy and way funny!!

  • YOU GUYS ARE A TRIP DRINK A BREW FOR ME

  • YOU ALL ARE TOO FUNNY. GOT ENOUGH BUDS?

  • luv you guys.

  • Please do the world a favor and don't let anyone tell you how to vote. Pick your candidate yourself!

    I found a survey online that asks you for your opinion on the major issues and then it will show you which candidates have similar views.

    The website is: selectsmart DOT com / president

    (of course, remove the spaces and change the dot). From there you can research the candidates however you wish and vote smart!

  • i won't "take it for the team".lol

  • I'm still waiting for you guys to burn up them there Neil Young CD's.

  • The was funny ass shit!

  • Ron Paul is gonna be like a terror attack to the corruption and warmonger status quo.

    vote Ron Paul Please, if not for you, for your children who don't want to get drafted and fight an unending phony war on terror.

    look for the movie: TERRORSTORM and coming out Nov 1st ENDGAME

  • yes a socialist FEMI-NAZI is what there scared of.

    You want a new Stalinist USA? vote for this crazy witch.

  • Cherokeedonna, I really don't think that has anything to do with it. I will concede one point: I do think it is past time this country had a woman President. My only condition is AS LONG AS IT IS NOT SHRILLARY CLINTON! If you want to see our nation take a fast track to socialism, then go right ahead and vote for her.

  • Ron Paul needs your support now! We cannot let this opportunity slip through our fingers. Ron will be a peoples president, guaranteed. Check his background. A true statesman. A gentleman. GO RON PAUL!!!

  • LOL

  • Sheer bloody genius!

  • LOL!!!!!!!!

    i LOVE u guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Um dum rednecks, g.w bush sorry but going down in worst president in us history. n democrats are in house so fuck ron paul, or any other dumb Republican, n jackie wants fred thompson ya jackie hes really gonna win

  • Jimmy Carter already hold that title, bluebitch. If you look at any reputable list of effective Presidents, you'll find ol' Jimmy right at the bottom, just above James Buchanan.

  • Y'all damn camels! I can see why you're hungry - how many hours pass while Jackie's thinkin it through?

  • Way to play devil's advocate, Dunlap!

  • I live about 30 minutes from Morristown. These guys are my heros!

  • as long as the NRA is around im not worried about gun rights. i'm worried about all the other BS she wants. if she gets elected im moving to canada or europe.

  • Dude, don't move to Europe, it'll just be like going forward in time five years. All the evils Americans fear have already happened here. Europe is just a huge socialist workcamp.

    Canada sounds good though; guns, wilderness, good quality of life and at least a 50/50 chance that someone speaks English...better odds than London.

  • this is true about europe. but they do have their positives. but i would choose canada first. europe is expensive when the currency from you're country isn't worth shit.

  • I'd tell you right now. 95% of the country would rather a terrorist attack. At least a terrorist attack wouldn't last 4 years. Unless G.W Bush got elected again. In that case we all might as well just tie weights to our ankles and jump into an active volcano, one by one.

  • The problem is that Murdoch is behind her. Elections are decided by the mass media, that's why they sideline Ron Paul.

    Governments need to be taught to fear the people. We should start by publicly executing the board of Halliburton at half time during the superbowl.

  • My god how stupid can you be. Retards just because you wouldnt get your ridiculous wars and rights to bear arms doesnt mean you need to kill innocent people. Fucking pricks

  • It's humor,guy;I don't know if you're having a problem with translation,or what;just enjoy it.

  • Come and take my arms asshole. See where you land. You communist bastards may get my guns someday but my corpse will be found under a pile of brass. Please try. Give me a reason to lay you out on a slab.

  • I love these guys!!!!!!!!!

  • Hmm terrorist attack or ruled from China by the Clintons Commie Chinese masters?

    I think i better go buy a gun while i still can

  • And I thought Stephen Colbert was funny! These guys are priceless. Wanted to favorite one for my channel so I could turn a few people on to them. It's hard to pick a favorite, but for now it's this one. Great!

  • I love how Dunlap seems so impatient with Jackie. And that Jackie takes a swig while he's deep in thought.

  • Leftism carried to its logical conclusion -> Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot, etc. Millions of people butchered in the name of "the people".

    Leftism? No thank you.

  • These guys are a scream!!!!!...great comedy!!

  • German: EINFACH NUR GEIL!!!

    English: JUST FREAKING GREAT

  • This is my favorite redstate update yet.

  • lol

  • Budweiser is a shit beer. Would Hillary agree with me?

  • American beer is pussy - German beer is the best! 4 EVER

  • Hardees of course!!! that's a no brainer!!

  • Fred Thompson has got my around 1000 votes and full support here in North Carolina so far as I know of! All of My family and freinds will be voting for Fred Thompson.2008 is a new beginning for us all...

    VOTE Fred Thompson 2008

  • If I was american - RON PAUL for president - if america is too stupid to vote him I would like him for leader in europe -

    RON PAUL for whatever possible!

  • I agree, but for the concept of a "european" leader. If my country (the UK) had someone with half of Ron Paul's integrity at the helm we would be out of the European fascist superstate within a week.

  • I am from continental europe and I do agree - Bruxelles is worse than communism and nazis combined - just wait ...

  • We'll be more then happy to sent Ron Paul, along with Hillary, Obama, Larry Craig, Barney Frank, Howard Dean, and all other assorted left wing nutz to Europe!

  • I send them further to Iran. And Ron Paul will be the new leader of Germany...great idea!

  • Craig is a conservative gay republican, Ron Paul , a libertarian Republican, and Hillary a closet conservative masquerading as a democrat- more concerned with personal power and sucking up to corporate America.

  • I like mexicans better than blacks. At least their are good family people;70% of the black kid are born out of wedlock from the mack daddies that are in jail and/or on drugs.

    Re: sen Craig, he is a bitch'n crazy homo that said 'anything' to get elected. that bitch should have his pension revoked. other wise it's more money in the gay community.

  • That sounds like something Hillary would say.

  • I just love you guy's videos. They have so, so much truth in them. America is waking up to the travesties of the elites of the NWO. Keep it up because I praise along with the true American patriots and Jesus Christ. Humorous Intlligence

  • Fred Thompson is a fraud and a lobbyist on top of being a CFR member. The CFR is an organization who wants to combine Canada/Mexico/US into a North American Union. Don't believe me look it up on Wikipedia.

    He has also voted for benefits to Illegial Aliens and for Gun Controll (14 Times).

    Vote Ron Paul once I leared the above I dropped out of the Fred Head mindset.

  • Damn this funny! I don't which side they're on exactly but this brillantly illustrates the extreme neo-con hatred of the Clintons.

    Sounds like an endorsement! LOL!

  • I agree.  This was Hillaryious!!

  • tough making the right choice huh? I have to Say Hillary is a great choice over all. I am sure I am not in the majority here but I do feel that Hillary will make for a great President. This is another good vid from you guys thank you for sharing. This Buds for you.

  • HAHA Take it for the team.

  • That is a great job. I love it.

  • Hilary Clinton or a Terrorist attack! make your choice!

  • thats like a woman asking a man if she looks fat, there is no right answer.

  • hahahahaha

  • HA-HA. Really makes you think. Hilarious! Ron Paul, the same Libertarian candidate that ran for President in "88 and lost"; is trying it again as a Republican. He's like the most liberal Republican.. Almost... I'd rate Rudy higher. Ron Paul is anti-abortion. Hell yeah lets outlaw that nasty practice on society!

  • HAHAHAHA!!! funny

  • I love these ppl! I just fell upon it. this is a series, correct? u guys rock! that old guy sounds like my great uncle harold! ill tell my friends about this crap.

  • I'd take my chances with the Terrorist.

    For the record that goes the same for my constitutional rights too.

  • "maybe a few would take it for the team." LOLOL.

  • NON CFR......RON PAUL!!!!!

  • ROCK ON! Ron Paul Revolution!

  • I've made several European trips in the past two years and can tell you that they are hoping for a President Hillary Clinton and an America that leads rather than dictates, that solutions through diplomacy rather than war and that is a beacon of democracy rather than forcing democracy down weaker nations' throats. She is going to be President and all you right wingnuts will just have to deal with it.

  • OR...we could elect a real president like Ron Paul who actually wants to pull out of Iraq, forget about our stupid nation building, leave everyone alone, and invest time and money in building good trade relations with other nations instead of bombing the hell out of everyone....which is exactly what Hillary would continue to do. She voted for the War in Iraq, plans on keeping troops there and is all for a pre-emptive strike against Iran...VOTE RON PAUL!

  • Tia vote back a loser if that's what you want, but please don't misrepresent Senator Clinton positions. She's never said she plans to keeps troop in Iraq (withdraw them carefully and safely is what she said) and never once has she ever advocated a pre-emptive strike against Iran or any other nation. Stick to the truth or are you too Republican to do that?

  • I am anything except Republican...What I am is someone who happens to thing that our Constitution should be the supreme rule of law in this country. and as Shadow stated, Hillary has no plans on leaving Iraq and she most definitely is in favor of a pre-emptive strike on Iran, and has said that nothing be left off the table...meaning using nukes would be a possible and acceptable means. Vote non CFR, vote pro US pro freedom, anti war...Vote Ron Paul!

  • what? live and let live?

    imagine that.

    RON PAUL +10000!!

  • I'm sure a lot of Eurotrash is hoping for a "President Hillary Clinton", particularly the ones who were robbing us blind at the UN with the Oil-for-Fraud Program. They loved Bubba.

  • Whats the lesser of the two EVILS!Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!You guys rule!!!

  • Let's see, you Libs have Hillary "That Bitch" Clinton, John "Gay Boy" Edwards, and Barack Hussein Obama (or is that "Osama"?).

    Geeeeeezzzzz, you Libs sure know how to pick them! You've already lost 2008. Time for Libs to start hoping for 2012, or maybe 2016, or maybe .... ROFLMAO!!!

  • What intelligent political commentary. Any of them would be better than the past six years of the Boy King, Bush II. By the way, where is Osama?

  • You should ask Bubba where Osama is. He let Osama go three times.

  • awesome

  • lets go to hardies then have terist attack on hilory then all problems solved

  • oh my god you guys are hilarious.

  • And I was gonna vote for Jackie for President? That guy can't make up his mind about anything.

  • Guys, the neocon lapdogs have started a blogging brigade to get on these sites and basically try to tell you how wrong everyone else is. Dunlap could take a shit and one of them would come and tell you that it isn't a turd and that the democrats urinated AND vomited and NO ONE DID ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

    SO THERE!

  • I stringently object to the use of the Tennessee state flag for this satire. There are other states FAR more redneck, backward, and conservative than Tennessee - Alabama, Arkansas, Mississippi, Louisiana, Kentucky, West Virginia, and South Carolina, to name a few. Tennessee is actually one of the more progressive Southern states - Al Gore is from there. Get a Bama flag, and you'll have the perfect satire.

  • I think the texas flag would be perfect.

  • I'm with Jackie. Hillary or terroist attack. Long-term disaster or get it over with quick. Tough choice!

  • You guys ROCK! Keep up the great work!

  • Besides handling 9/11, which I give Bush respect and credit for, what has our President done for America? Lets review: the national deficit has increased by leaps and bounds, New Orleans and the entire Gulf coast was basically destoryed by Katrina, our foreign allies hate us, and our enemies have even more support and motivation to attack us.

    P.S. its SYRIA not Sieria. The Syrian-Iraq border is nothing but open desert, I'm pretty sure we would've spotted them.

  • What a bunch of crap...you are full of sh..!!

  • How am I full of crap? Everything in my comment is clear and simple fact. If you think I am wrong, offer some evidence that proves me wrong. Do not rant and curse if you have nothing to back it up. This kind of mentality is exactly what is wrong with America, and one of the reasons why Bush is still our President.

  • funny vids im subbin

  • Let's see, you Libs have Hillary "That Bitch" Clinton, John "Gay Boy" Edwards, and Barack Hussein Obama (or is that "Osama"?).

    Geeeeeezzzzz, you Libs sure know how to pick them! You've already lost 2008. Time for Libs to start hoping for 2012, or maybe 2016, or maybe .... ROFLMAO!!!

  • You sound like like an Anne Coulter interview gone wrong. You do realize she's not a respected voice in any form of politics, and her views are bashed by Libs and Conservatives because they all realized she's a joke. Try reading something that stimulates the mind and doesn't stimulate hatred. Tell me, have you read Mein Kampf along with the rest of the Anne Coulter catalog?

  • RON PAUL 08!!!

  • rofl! That is quite a puzzler, hmmm...

  • I vote, HARDEES!!!!

  • Which reply do you like better?

    Serious reply: Pick the terrorist attack. That way it only happens once. Hillary as prez, we're gonna get attacked a lot more than once.

    Silly reply: Which of the girls from the Joe Biden song would you most want to be with?

  • (the one on the right at 1:45 of that vid *grin*)

  • "maybe a few people will take it for the team". that was so wrong, yet so funny.

  • One of the best ones yet. Is it true you are related to a Tennessee State Senator?

  • This surprises you? People in power make connections.

  • Jackie, dude, come on, I can tell that's Will Ferrell in a dyed wig and fake beard. Come clean Jackie!

  • " I don't won't no one getting hurt over it...but maybe a few people will take it for the team...to keep her out of office" ROFL Funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is so Funny. A Friend watched it with me, and we were laughing so hard our sides hurt! Your the Best! you's should have a weekly show on TV! I would'nt miss a epasode

  • You guys are great, hilarious!

  • i love the old guy

    he's hilariouss

    lets see, hilary or nancy..haha

  • hahaha nice job this is really good stuff

  • Jackie Broyles endorsing Hillary Clinton?!? I never thought I'd see the day. Hey Dunlap -- I think your friend might be going daffy. Hope things are hopping with the blonde bass playin' chickadee. I'd let her sit in anytime!

  • "take one for the team" ROFL!

  • Hahaha, this was really funny.

  • hahaha... "he has had his terrorist attack, let someone else have one"

  • it really does depend on the amount of life lost.

  • eh eh ! :-) cool one Dan ! :-)

  • Rob Paul is a republican...he can make comments like this all he wants but bottom line is that he can't be trusted. Never heard him speak up when bush was preaching his fascism!

  • Wow. Captain obvious strikes again! LOL

  • Y'Tube "Mena Arkansas" six part video Guess who was governor?

  • hey t&j, so that's what a dilemma is, i thought that it was what they gave you when you graduate.

  • how does he do that? amazing voice and range.

  • Dunlap endorses the terrorists!

  • Hit the South! LOL!

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  • he looks like Will Ferrel in the preview

  • I thought the same thing

  • If you think this is funny your gonna love this:

    Y'Tube "Mena Arkansas" and guess who the governor is?

    Six part video

  • Brilliant!!!!

  • REPUBLICANS: Give this comment a thumbs down!

  • i busted out laughing at the end again

    silly clock bit.

  • R.I.P.UBLICANS: Give this comment a thumbs down!

    (we are all friends in here)

  • You guys are great. Keep it up. I genuinely laugh aloud to you - rarely done for other videos.

    (The waiting music was key, and brilliant)

    -Qes

  • I don't like conservatives, but this is pretty damn funny.

  • There will be a terrorist attack, under bush or Hillary dont matter who.. and believe me were going to Iran.

    False flag terror = not looking like the aggressor = Hitler style .. so attack iran because we all know Al queda and Iranians are in bed together... Psht CMON PEOPLE!!

  • Still funny after all these videos. Keep them coming.

  • HAHAHA, this was awesome! Hardee's!!!

  • Damn Rednecks!!LOL!

  • I'd rather have neither! vote republican!

  • Maybe a few people to take it for the team!!...LOL...LOL...

  • Terrorists i rather have Terrorists to attck

  • Well, the thing is, terrorists would attack either way.

    There hasn't been a successful terror attack on the continental United States since 9/11, but I'm willing to bet my life that within a year or Hilary's inauguration, we would be attacked again.

  • You would honestly rather people be maimed, injured or die than your personal political views be threatened? Did you not get the humor of this video?

    -Qes

  • good humor will require you to think.

  • Very good point abolof - some dislike such arduous exercise.

    -Qes