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  • Dude I King of England:

    But this is exactly how you conquer Europe in Age of Empires II -- by swinging swords against castles that's not your own!

  • I see that he wears contacts. :P

  • That awkward moment when you realize that you've attempted and failed to besiege your own vassals. There's a bit of a steep learning curve on the game mechanics for each level of the feudal hierarchy, but well worth it.

    Duude, a most excellent strategy game!

  • lmfao!

  • Dear god. The add that came up was actually for the game in the video. Youtube... You've targeted your adds. ;_;

  • Attack in true Monty Python fashion. :)

  • i was expecting a flying cow at some point.

  • DUKE OF LOSECHESTER MORE LIKE

  • was this filmed in the same place monty pythons holy grail was filmed? i sure hope so

  • This is now available on Steam, by the way, guys and gals.

  • Generic_EU_III_player.avi

  • Total_War_player_plays_real_gr­and_strategy.wmv

  • 1:07 Age of empires the movie (players will get it)

    and one does not simply attack Winchester

  • I'm play this game. But these trailers are awesome.

  • CROATIA FTW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh god. This was me the first time playing Magna Mundi. I don't need to say how that turned out.

  • Will this game be avaible on Steam?

  • @guil2034 Yes it will be. But for some reason the pre-order is yet to appear which is quite annoying :(. But yeah Paradox Interactive have confirmed that it will be available for pre-order on steam.

  • DUUUDE

  • dude :(

  • I think this was supposed to be a parody of novice strategy gamers striking out to conquer something without really understanding how the game is played.

  • @TheOffkilter XD Nice.... applaud you, man. It would've fit nicely :D

  • @TheOffkilter Most experienced paradox gamers would get that without someone pointing that out to us.

  • @TheOffkilter I think it might of been making fun of Age of empires, with you being able to destroy a castle with purely swordsmen :D

  • The awkward moment when seeing the king in the trailer acted exactly the same as how I was playing Paradox SLGs as a newbie....

  • "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!"­

  • Best trailer ever!

  • Really funny trailer, Paradox had a great idea to have these seven sins trailers. This king's damn funny. What's his title? Jackass I ?

  • @Khandov Dude IV

  • Run away!

    

  • Monty Python moment! :D

  • jesus these are fucking funny love paradox

  • My favourite game's add on my favourite site (9GAG)! me gusta

  • @Beornhan

    Die.

  • He is hitting castle with his sword to destroy. I guess he thought it was a Stronghold RTS game?

  • what the fuck is this?

    travian brought m here.

  • I came here from a list of Skillet`s songs

  • WHAT,THE,FUCK???

  • yo no se como llegué aqui D:

  • yo vengo de cuantarazon xD

  • me gusta

    

  • 9gag ;]

  • nope, imgur.

  • 9gag

    

  • Wait... What? o_O

    

  • wtf is this shit?

  • 9gag

  • Buraya inci sözlükten kimler geldi?

  • @umutcanuygun ben geldim. neyse eee paradox oyunlarıyla aran nasıl?

  • so monthy python

  • I came from hell.

  • Que pelotudos que son los que vienen a comenar "Llegué a acá de tal lugar y bla bla bla".. Que subnormales..

  • i came here from e-sim lol

  • hey can you play as Muslim countries in this game? or they still limit it to Christian countries like the first.

    Owh yeah, I come from 9Gag

  • i came from 9gag and i'll buy it.

  • i'm from mangastream and u?:)

  • Now go awee, or I shall taunt you eh second time-a!

  • OMG Czech republic was bohemie in 1 500 AD, not in middle age :X

  • hmm, funny how I found this in an advertisement with a CK2 image, and thats it :P

  • a kind of monty python HUMOR :D always a good thing

  • Came here from e-sim. org/lan.41537/

  • Who else noticed the Monty Python sketch?

  • Even animated people are better.

  • 9gag

  • I really thought they were going to make a monty python reference

  • @JimmyCos I was really waiting for the knight on the fort to be a french...lol

  • Yo vine de No tengo tele :foreveralone:

  • @PowerMetalSwordman El primer paso es la negación tranqui, se que te dolió hasta el or.. (:

  • @PowerMetalSwordman Ok ;) te dolio al parecer.

  • vine a leer estúpidos comentando.. vine de 9gag, taringa, cuanta razón....

  • NIIICE! Can't wait to ilegally download it for free :D

  • Yo vengo de Cuánta Razón :D

  • Vine de taringa :)

  • Is that the same castle Monty Python used at The Holy Grail? O.o

  • Dude!

  • 9gag?

    

  • CC Rules

  • Dude.....

  • Manito si llegás de Taringa!

  • me quedo con Age of Empire ¬¬

    

  • Manos arribas si llegas de CC

  • @JohannRahn o de Vaya Gif!

  • @JohannRahn llege de memebase, pero es la misma mierda.

  • You know they are gonna put a hell of difficulty on the warfare if they make an ad like this...

    and there is a very good reason for it... On Crusader Kings 1 you could conquer hgalve europe in 100 years...

  • Who came here from 9gag?

  • @Zerutis1 68164 out of the 68163 views the video

  • @Zerutis1 they know where to put advertisment :P

  • @Zerutis1 :D ME...

  • @Zerutis1 I don't f*-king know where I came from...kinda confusing...

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  • I used to conquer europe until i took arrow in my knee :D

  • I wonder whether PI will make similar trailer to this with HoI4 or EUIV. xD

  • "Never give up!! Never surrendeeerr!!!" *clonk* LMAO

  • 9gags and incisözük siker

  • LOL Reminds me of stronghold soldiers charging at walls and hacking at them, only these guys didnt do any damage.

    And mind why are they spending so much time on the freaking advertisements and so little on the game?! Finish it faster.. Dude!

  • Thumbs up if you thought of Stronghold:Crusader while watching this ;)

  • 9gag brought me here

  • LOL, they really know their public... I was sent here by an ad that was just a screenshot of a 4X map.

  • @ramboman88 me too :)

  • sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­et

  • big like

  • duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

  • February 7th? Sooo, a couple days after my 18th birthday.. New Paradox grand strategy game, legal drinking age, I can't wait goddamit!

  • Paradox, i love you

  • DUUUUUUUUUUDE!

  • RELEASE THIS PLEASE. Though I have to say, playing eu3 for almost the whole year is never boring.

  • this is so hilarious hhahahahah

  • THIS! IS! AWSOME!!!!!!

  • I love this game. :* I'm so buyting it!

  • I love this game. :*

  • Release.

    Now, please?

  • dudeeee

  • monthy python and holy grail spoiler detected.

  • Can't wait!

  • Pshhh, lol, this is a strong buy!

  • This strangely reminds me Monthy Pythons the Holy Grail, idk why..

    BTW: Before 1500, most english soldiers spoke french at that time, or a dialect of english and french.

  • @iloveeverything219 yeah, me to :D

  • @iloveeverything219 now this game only needs a unit of knights who say NI :)

  • At first I thought it was the guy from Epic Swedish Meal Time

  • lololol I thought this was Monty Python all over again.... silly English Kerniggits.

  • Haha this is brilliant!

  • The battle is lost! Lol

  • Even if CK2 is a serious game, i love this! Pretty high quality to be honest, i've seen movies that are far far worse.....

    Love the king/lord running at the castle and failing hard, that made me rofl.

  • That was unexpected.. and good. But next time have more than 2 soldiers charging, that really looked low budget.

  • @Renegen1 Part of the humor of this was the idea of a player attacking a stronghold with a crap army with expectations of victory, hence two soldiers is perfect, also, Paradox isn't EA, they don't have millions to blow and they typically sell their games at a very affordable price.

  • awesomeness! definitely hilarious and just plain funny especially if you already get the in-jokes from crusader kings (the first)

  • Give us more of the fun movies please!!!

  • haha awesome!!!!

  • so is there warfare in the game or not? be pretty dumb without it

  • @Matt68046 Wait what? That depends on what you you define with ''warfare''.

  • Love it! More please! Have to watch some monty python now i think.

  • can't wait!))

  • Indeed! Series! If need be create a Kickstarter to get the extra funds purely for this!

    (and longer then the 7 deadly sins)

  • Can't wait looks awesome, loved the original

  • I hope that there will be 3 men protected castles again... :D

  • Hahahaha, great video!

    

  • This sort of advertising works better for things like Magicka - Crusader Kings, like Europa Universalis has a certain gravitas, seriousness about it. People unfamiliar with these kinds of series after watching this won't take that away with them

  • god awful

  • this made my day. paradox, you are amazing

  • More like high functioning autistics, this is horrid! This is some real Quinn behavior if you ask me man.

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  • @hagersMD The TRUE Crusader Kings had aspergers dontcha know. Like Einstein and Beethoven.

  • @Guggy85 Dogs can't have autism man, you got a little tism in you?

  • The previous king disliked

  • Oh Quinns you cheeky bastard!

  • Owns.

  • I love it !!! Can't wait for the next six !

  • age of empires style

  • The fewer men, the greater share of glory! Come along, Greg and Steve.

  • I demand the swedish accent

  • Who expected to hear "Your father was a hamster!" during the siege?

  • better than game of thrones

  • wow this is really well done

  • I loved it!

  • hahahaha xD

  • I wonder where this is..

  • @cliffhanger11414

    I don´t know. But perhaps the trojan rabbit here knows it....

  • This is so awesome.

    Well played Paradox

  • A HoI player trying CK.

    (No offense, I'm a HoI player)

  • Ah, it's every time I try to play one of these games.

  • Haha! This is awesome! Totally going to buy this game! :D

  • But... but... Winchester isn't a duchy.

  • @vurogj Losechester!

  • @vurogj

    Maybe it is in the game. :P

  • my gosh! an actual live trailer!

    Paradox is just awesome!

  • A nice 3d engine at last

  • this is a joke, right?

  • @EpicHashTime ... Yep. It's a joke. That's the point.

  • Finally a good and funny trailer from Paradox! Thumbs up! :D

  • the duke of winchester should have asked him if coconuts migrate ;)

    monty python and the holy grail anyone?