HANDSHAKE AWARENESS

[jnlendrum]

any white guy can understand this video haha

[TheMeiri1]

@VultureCulture2000X and @malmoovic - you gave me the same music known as "American beauty theme", i was talking about the short keyboard "improvising" that plays at the very end. But thanks for the attempt.

[GoldieLoc49]

did he just realize that he was gay by touchin his hand ?

[fireyouignited]

No one sent me here I just stumbled upon this video somehow ... but that guy is hot.

[Cuquiface]

Literally just cried.

[FelipeAkira42]

Been there man =/

[iamsara27]

HAHA :D

[MrPublickenemy1]

I was sent by wimp.com.

[erinfranzen]

kate mcgill sent me. soooo glad.. hahhaa

[Mksui]

omg i really laughed out hard the entire video, so fucking true

[shdow14629]

I was dianoesed with Akward Handshake Disorder last year. Please donate... I WANT MY MONEY >:D

[IamMrBz]

Understandable...

[american928]

thumbs up if Ashton Kutcher sent you here

[Y4NK1S]

Ashton likes to watch unpopular videos..

[TheMeiri1]

What's the name of the music that plays for a short time at the end? And no, not the American Beauty one. Thanks!

[TheCameronBrothers]

@TheMeiri1

The first song is "American Beauty". To be honest i can't remember what the second song is. I good rule of thumb is to type in OST (original sound track) For, instance "american beuty OST. It works all the time.

[VultureCulture2000X]

@TheMeiri1 Hey, the song is called "Any other name" by Thomas Newman, nice track. I knew i've got it in my music libary so i checked out all the Café del mar albums for you. The song can be found on "Café del Mar volume Ocho" (8).

[Onedayyouhadtorun]

@TheMeiri1 Sounds a lot like Shaw Shank Redemption

[malmoovic]

@TheMeiri1 Thomas Newman-Any Other Name =)

[aryanvaryan]

Anyone know the name of the piano song? Been looking for that song for ages!

[morten7400sa]

@aryanvaryan Thomas Newman - American Beauty

[thehyperchick6]

Man! That was so FUNNY!!!

[fadedyouthtube]

Damn, Ashton Kutcher is a douche. His ex-wife is hanging by a thread and Ashton is busy tweeting lame videos. What an insufferable douchebag.

[Born2bRedeemed]

@fadedyouthtube Let the guy move on!! Demi needs help.

[xNerdyBabezx]

I could feel the awkward.

[Elfakhiin]

lolz



[cmosqueda01]

Si fue el Ashton Kutcher

[battledog13]

his face at 0:32. holy fuck thats funny

[jackassiskickass]

the video should have stopped at 1:15

[peeeons]

American Beauty music



[Luis766]

You know what.....We should just remove the handshake entirely and do open mouth tongue kisses instead.

[ffxamine]

the republic sent me here

[TheUnderdogg03]

Thumbs up if fuck all of you.

[xXGOHHH123Xx]

Thumbs up if Barack Obama sent you here.

[geegee765]

aliens sent me here

[rockerscansk8]

White People

[ShuyaTheDark]

@rockerscansk8 lol white people problems

[mohmosyos]

awesome work dude , can you tell me the name of the music in the background

[Kittiphat4444]

Hahahaha Good shit!!:) keep it up:)

[PedalRevolution]

Another "from FunnyJunk" comment here

[crazynemoperson97]

Funnyjunk

[GuilhermeCosta1992]

Thumbs up if your mother giving birth to you sent you here

[bouta247]

thumbs up if wimp sent you here!!

[akatsukishar]

9gag send me here i mean funny junk

[adamterrelonge]

Funnyjunk streaming in. Loading irritating comment.......sorry failed. BROTHERS today we stand

[MeltedGecko]

Why didn't you hand-turkey?

[theydneverknow]

you're welcome for all of your views.

-funnyjunk

[campbellaytay]

Funnyjunk are taking over the comments on this video. United we stand.

[aLuCaRDpT]

i came here because i wanted...

[4guitar2]

Ashton what? Funnyjunk sent me here.

[ludvig218]

FJ

[SamuraiCrackZ]

What up funny junk?!

[ShinisMr]

Brace yourself, FunnyJunk frontpage army is coming...

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[Dnewb09]

Funnyjunk checking in.

[UnforgiiviinAngel]

0:57 in the close up you look like Jake Gyllenhaal

[serbianterrorist]

The name of the song is American Beauty - Thomas Newman (seems a lot of people were asking for it).

[morten7400sa]

whats the name of the background music?

[S1ZZL3]

im straight but that is one good looking guy...

[wildspiritualkiss]

@S1ZZL3 I was thinking the same thing. He is good looking. beIxox

[Braleven]

Fuck, I tried to donate and it subscribed me.

[gumcom]

What is Jason Lee doing here?

[simoncpu]

I think there should be an RFC for a handshake protocol in order to standardize all methods of handshaking.

[iLoveMusicQ8]

lol amazing 

[sonicangel15]

Ashton Kutcher sent me here.

[migraine516]

I am guilty of this.

[snathans1]

This is great but it would have been funnier without the PSA at the end.

[andthewinnerisJ]

Thumbs up if Michael Kelso brought you here!!

[missalc13]

i'm a chick and sometimes guys will shake my boyfriends hand and his brothers hand but they will just say "hi, nice to meet you" and wave at me. is this sexism? o.O it always bugs me when it happens.

[ryguy870]

@missalc13 Its a bro thing.

[simoncpu]

@missalc13 I think there's this medieval etiquette where a guy shouldn't shake a woman's hand. Guys are supposed to wait until the girl would offer to shake his hand.

[Misshandladhund]

What's the name of the song? Please tell me i've been wondering for ages!

[killiandebeer]

@Misshandladhund I believe the music is simply called "American Beauty". Just search for American Beauty Plastic Bag scene. You'll find the music. ;)

[MizzKrazyKrisB]

AK must be a Germ-a-phobe....I understand!

[Hyetalogy]

Some historians think the handshake came about as a way to show you were unarmed, and without ill intentions. I tend to agree, and thus find the tradition kind of silly. If you can't take it for granted that I'm not carrying a weapon, maybe you don't deserve my company.

Of course, no such thought is invested in the greeting as we know it today, so it's prime time we started a new tradition. Mandatory custom greeting for everyone new you meet. 3 seconds or less, the more complex the better.

[njcristovao]

How about an intercourse hello?

[alezama21]

Oh Come on! really!?? People are becoming more and more anti social these days! GOD!

[libbypenrose]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, hilarious.

[YouGotTheVibe]

HAHAHAHA THAT WAS EPIC!!!

[makuzzxD]

i've already spread the awareness among my guy friends u.u

[Luanaa18]

and for girls.. 2 kisses or just one?

[Myhawesome]

Ashton Kutcher brought me here !

[sweetyyy9]

ashton kutcher just tweeted this video!!

[yutsar]

THE Ashton Kutcher actually watched this.

[CerLouise95]

awkward turtle

[Hacking360Tutorials]

Thumbs up if Ashton Kutcher sent you here!!! :)

[TheScoopHere]

@Hacking360Tutorials {HawkBrosReply}<~Yes we flew at KutcherCommand~Diagnose problem 4 U~2Leggeds 4 all history WAVE HAND=I AM NO DANGER~or~TRADITIONAL BUSINESS HAND SHAKE=I can be trusted~Now in DIGITAL AGE everything GETS SQUISHED DOWN&REDUCED~Like names BarackObama=BO~Very confusing to OUTSIDE SPECIES~SEE EVEN HANDSHAKES ARE NOW SQUISHED DOWN~PROBLEM=What the hell is he saying to me? You understand now~If not~Come see Bros. Luv U

Like2JimmiesComediesLateNight~­Still don't get that~

[bood3e]

@Hacking360Tutorials who the fuck is asston kutcher

[xRyanL]

Be proud Ashton Kutcher watched this.

[WorldOfMo]

LMFAO! :D

[iD4nteFTW]

LOL!!!!

Ashton Kutcher tweetet this Video!!! ^^

[xB3ntzen]

Ashton kutcher got me here

[BJBlitzstein]

Funny.  A bit Homoerotic.

[Grnhm]

Because we all know rape is a joke compared to this crime.

[TheDJBloch]

nooooooooooooooo. com

[seabass199]

I know that feel bro.

[411crebecca]

omg i think i have this were do I get help?

[solidkingcobra]

Black dudes and Mexican dudes never had this problem, I think.

[superstacyyy]

The worst is when someone gives you a limp hand to shake. If you haven't experienced that, you haven't experienced a truly awkward handshake...this sounds oddly sexual, didn't mean that haha.

[TeeCoan]

you pretty much just copied jimmy tatro's video in every fucking way possible. fail

[potterfulofharry]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[BarnyDakota]

LMAO I actually cringe so bad when the hands touch.

[GreaterDeity]

@BarnyDakota LMAO!

[MrPie455]

Comedy? Fuck you. Because of this disorder I live in a foster home. Think again, before making fun of awkward handshake disorder

[kosseh]

I laughed so hard. I really mean it. Like afterwards I felt really awkward about how hard that laugh actually was. I never laugh this hard. I mean with high volume. I mean we all know about this. This just cracked me up.

[GreaterDeity]

The music and the faces just made me die. 1 million thumbs up.

[fortminor12345]

American beauty music anyone?

[Yoshi2675]

me right there hahahaha



[Kronesefur]

Lol!

[distantlandmusic]

this idea is stolen from edbassmaster.

[Dizzylittlelord]

i went to france and got introduced to this girl while i was eating a hotdog, left ketchup on her cheek, fuck my life and this planet

[RaginJonah]

@Dizzylittlelord soz for that but LMAO

[GreaterDeity]

@Dizzylittlelord ... I am so sorry dude but... ROTFLMAOOOOOO!

[katiejoy59]

@Dizzylittlelord why were you eating a hotdog in france?? ydi...

[Dizzylittlelord]

@katiejoy59 at a parade/festival thing, havnt been invited back

[Hitogata]

Try living in a country where girls need to greet anyone with 2 kisses in the face. Now THAT's awkward :( I used to completely refuse it for a few years when I was little. I still hate it and avoid it if I can, but there are some situations where you can't avoid it. It's just so awkward! and even creepy sometimes!

[TheCameronBrothers]

@Hitogata LOL yeah thats pretty awkward

[oED209o]

@Hitogata for ex. Hungary?

[dmagro]

@Hitogata wich country do you live?

[maxtitan316]

@Hitogata here where i live, its 3 kisses ^^

[TanziGill]

@Hitogata I once kissed a girl accidentally on her lips cuz both of us couldn't decide which side to kiss first. F*ck traditions. What happened to simple nodding and a hello?

[GalaxySuperGirl]

@Hitogata oooh C'mon, that's bullshit. We're talking about the same country. Guys are the ones who like to receive kisses! If I am the first one to approach a guy and I don't kiss him (in a friendly mode) he'll think that he did something wrong lately.

[sabrinaleis]

@Hitogata and it´s even 3 or 4 kisses in some places like switzerland and south of france!

[ampix0]

@Hitogata not a problem for the guys i bet



[DanteYak]

@Hitogata is that spain ? cuz i live in spain and is the same thing and is veryyyy awkward when you meet the girlfriend of your friend and you have to give her 2 kisses and you go straight to her mouth and sudenly you change de direccion and she do the same =))

[imnot15im84]

@Hitogata HAH GAAYYYYYYYY

[wildspiritualkiss]

@Hitogata Are you in Portugal?

Sux when it´s not a sexy guy don´t it... beIxox

[sisk22]

What's the song the piano is playing? Anyone?

[kandykraze100]

LMAO! Me and my friend fell on the floor laughing at this! The music and your faces were just PRICELESS! :D

[BluesmaNeedham]

story of my life....

[KonfidenceMan]

lol happens to me all the time

[123OGMUDBONE]

so funny ahahah

[Dawson101]

Niagara college, welland campus??

[TheStripeyStudios]

SOOOOOOO fricken LOLS!!

[AntonSlizzardhands]

The soundtrack made this video funny.

[EagleGarrett]

Happens way to often, I'm glad someone took it upon themselves to bring awareness to this terrible disorder. lol

[armymannoah98]

LMAO awesome video u guys do so well!!

[michelHernandez1202]

this is hilarious!

[jennkneefaire1]

#firstworldproblems

[KAG2012]

Happens to the best of us...

[gohardorgohomeplease]

They should've shown sweat dripping

[01SweeterThanHunny01]

Lmfao, I love it!

[KCDZfilms]

man this is a massive rip off of Jimmy Tatro

[bumwholez]

genius 

[maximumwangchung]

wow... that was something that SHOULDN'T be THIS FUNNY! Excellent editing! The pacing on cuts and expansion of time really forced the awkwardness home. Good work!

[1978marwen]

Deep down the guy was thinking "your hands are so smooth. It's f***king up my disability."

[xxGHSxStudentxx]

@1978marwen lol

[recklessdreadful]

This isn't funny.

My brother died like that. >:I

[Bianca16161616]

Nothing gay here...

[001010011100101110]

"AWARNESS" yeah, great

[lazarra101]

Awwwkwarrrd.

[kizzzmanay]

the only time you're reluctant to shake hands is because you have the sweaty hands case.

[xxGHSxStudentxx]

@kizzzmanay or ice cold hands. :(

[battledog13]

damnit, this was hilarious

[Blindsushi]

Funniest video I've seen in a while!

[shadowkill546]

I shed tears

[EntaiIIe]

I've conquered this disability by purposely choosing the wrong style. hand flat open? I'm fist bumping that shit. fist out? I'm putting my hand flat out on it. *GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE*, death to the hand shake and fist bump, long live the turkey.

[Ryat51]

You use depth-of-field focusing like J.J. Abrams uses lens-flare.

[HarmonyFitz]

OMG! This video is amazing...I am so impressed. My dad sent me the link and glad he did. Not sure if you guys would remember me? I haven seen the three of you in years! Would be great to catch up sometime...Keep making video's you boys have a talent.

[idluv2hateyou]

Commented 'cause you all are cute! oh, and the video's funny (:

[TheChinchillaMax]

naisssss

[iliketheZ00]

The Bros of Failblog brought me here :)

[ThemRoomies]

You guys rock! We've fallen prey to this terrible affliction once or twice. Especially love the Thomas Newman in the BG.

[emmieisadork]

Guys, this is brilliant. :)

[dlhill19]

Very funny video, guys. It happens to the best of us.

[SeshMobfilmer]

Funny, but Jimmy Tatro made a video almost identical to this.

[scotturbanvids]

I hate people who go in for a "fist bump" when first meeting someone. Shake their damn hand.

[AlexCeeification]

This. is. the. most. epic. video. ever!

Seriously...every nerdy white guy in the world suffers from this. LOVE IT!

P.s. Please Donate to 0800-imw-hite. We need your support.

[tarnicles]

The guy in the dark-blue sweater is really cute! Very kissable lips.