How To Lose a Guy in 10 Texts

[xxSoulsinDarknessxx]

How to lose a guy in one text: "I'm pregnant"

[CanadaBud23]

This video makes me laugh!

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

how to be a stupid slut more like

[alleyd001]

are we bf and gf or what...lol

[YxtreaM]

Or you just write 1 text saying: Bye i will never see you again! :D

[BlueberryBunnyxoxo]

Sexting,Flirxting, WTF else! Curxting..xD

[lilltartan]

"Yes, stuffed animals qualify as pets" WTF?! XD

[Selozzz]

CFMICHSI means anything like Between Charmant And Idiot

[xoMissMillieox]

Anyone else pause to read the uncensored thoughts texts? 

[bboyfallout]

step 1: tell him you have a rare mexican disease and you can never have sex again

[killarjn]

this is the fucking stupidest video ive ever seen

[FlyingSophisa]

Tell me one person who has used the word "flirxting". ONE.

[bboyfallout]

@FlyingSophisa

me

[pebs016]

flirxting ? they have the wrong word xD

[xXDeathByCandyXx]

Howcast is fucking weird sometimes



[Cleung4649]

sexting :D

[evandixon7]

Flirxting?

[jacobxtothez]

step one: say you have aids

[MechGamerProductions]

sexting is sex though texting

[MegaRandompeoplez]

that is more then 10 texts.....

[InescapablePain]

@MegaRandompeoplez 10 steps

[CaptainCrunch4Me]

i never would have thought flirxting was flirting through texting

[fatumoa1]

gooby scmoopy poopy XD wtf

[TitanicMasta]

This is good, there's a queer at school that won't leave me alone.

[nachojr456]

Wait... Isnt is sexting??

[SoundShunter72]

2:16

So... Optional: Pet?

[TheDMEN247]

i flirxt to much then

[Alovesdogs]

i didn't understand what she was trying to do at all... first she wants him gone, then she is being nice

[kevinj224]

Just tell him you're pregnant >.<

[Dungeonboytellem]

LMFAO she said why are you so ugly? Man: Naw brah

[SatinSunbeams]

Only takes one:

Hey, hun, I'm pregnant 4 months. Forgot to tell you. I wonder if your the dad...? Probably not! C u l8r!

[Twdee2]

omg loooove the book bite @ 2:39

[X1Jebus]

Americans...

[PIXMAi1980]

Why would you even get a boyfriend, if you're just gonna sabotage your relationship? This is an EPIC FAIL.

[stanbalo]

cute guy..cute robot pet

[Ciaran55]

How to be a bitch part II

(the first is 'how to make someone jealous')

[PirateDuckyy]

I can do it in 1

to Gary: Oh Dave your so sexy and exciting!!! cant wait to do it again! I love you Davie <3

[joeman543]

I could get rid of him in 0 texts, just don't ever reply

[funnyjuiceeffects]

at 1:12 snoopy poopy?n WTF?

[mymarcus10]

Is this a joke ??

[skullythebloger]

"How to be a total bitch to your boyfriend."

[9877653]

wats mr.rightandwere do u bye a so called cell of a phone

[8000football]

AT&T message: Sorry this number has been disable due to the death of this customer, sorry

[dingumfCallofDuty]

It only takes 1. hey I fucked a nigger before and you just wont do

[alstorp100]

who the fuck uses the word "flirxting"??

[Happyalways13]

One text?

I DON'T LIKE YOUR ASS SO LEAVE ME ALONE. Damn -___-

Lol

[Johnnylightning93]

But if you know he's the right guy, why would you want to text him away?

[XxforeverbleedingxxX]

Mr. Right? ha more like Mr. Right this second.

[sony39929]

What the fuck does CFMICHSI means ???

[Kitundrawolf88]

@sony39929 Continue Fucking Mr I Could Honestly Show Interaction. XD Idk...

[Selozzz]

@sony39929 CFMICHSI means anything like Between Charmant And Idiot

[lifediesyoung]

what a fucking bitch! >:(

[SittingPrettyx10]

why would you get rid of mr.right?

[feefee209]

@SittingPrettyx10 to get mr.left duh

[SittingPrettyx10]

@feefee209 mr. left has problems of his own thats why hes not mr.right

[MrRyans35]

@SittingPrettyx10 For the lulz? To soul crush someone? I mean the options are endless.

[octavedtuned]

oh well..she's still in step 3 XD im gonna ask her out one day ...

[alexcerna12]

i love carrots

[modelking100]

2:46

Duh!

[bamireh345]

A little old to be skateboarding dont you think?

[Ofieleea]

Flerxting... Great.

[icewhipRox]

Flirxting? Really? You put an "X" in any word, and its turns into a texting activity no a days! Lemme guess, bixtch slapxting is give a guy a bitch slap through a text, right?

[magicicle]

@icewhipRox LOL

[gymnast768]

please! tell him i love you and hell move to argentina

[killstreakwithgunzz]

This is stupid they teach girls this so they can break up with their boyfriend

[BrianaBelton]

fuck you howcast!

[gifted97]

Lol, this vid was probably one of the most ridiculous Howcast vids ever.

[amamasaeed23]

just say "im so happy my poop isn't green anymore!" he'll definently think yr weirrrdd!! haha

[starscottpwn]

at 2:24 is he just skating off?

[Sno0py7]

-__- ill just tell him fuck off. it works ^__^

[xe1881]

i thought it was 10 texts? not 10 steps? see @ 1:38 it says send SEVERAL texts. wtf?

[fumanskeeto6587]

I think this video is telling you what NOT to do to hold onto a guy from a different perspective. Just like the movie, "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days," its about teaching women who are oblivious about these things and always lose guys they like.

Based on these comments, it looks as though people WANT to lose him. And that is not what the video is about.

[Nicolettaax33]

Step 1:

Text " We're done whore.. "

Works for me all the time ;D

[TheBlackHawk449]

stupid bitch...QUIT TEXTING AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

[tree068]

I would freak him out and say i have a penis! XD

[tree068]

Why would u wanna lose him if hes '' Mr. Right''?

[brutaka359]

The only thing I learned from this video is that I Flirx alot..

[The7FOX7]

im a guy why the fuck did i watch this

[PickledOreoCupcakes]

That is WAY more than 10 texts.

[davidbliz123]

just text i have a penis

[LaurenKayleighOnline]

whats the name of the guy?? i reconize him :/ :D

[naviblue56]

:S wierd thing is id love a girl do all those 10 things for me XD

[LoniganTheDragon]

flirxting... wtf?

we kids call it sexting my friend!!! D:<

[cchope1]

did you know?

sexting is having sex with your phone..

[TheSynyster27]

LMAO

[Ratch3ta]

Someone did this to me recently :*(

[Verradonairun]

So much effort...to me a simple "leave me alone" would suffice.

[XraineX]

haha at the long text message

[XraineX]

I used to do a few of these things lmao

[XraineX]

haha i used to do some of these things

[92benno92]

That's lame. You could do it in one, and say you're not interested.

[orochicc002]

It only takes 2.

1: I've decided to break up with you.

2: Sorry, wrong person.

[yranaivo]

why would you want to do this on purpose?

[scarlet12223]

thats not 10 texts.

[scarlet12223]

cfmichsi?

[Zebrakindom]

this confused me so much

[xMrShady3x]

I would have killed that bitch

Shove her in the tub with a cordless phone.

See if she's an annoying motherfucker after that.

[noregrets92]

@xMrShady3x

calm down casanova...

[garyheller5566]

This should be entitled: How to make me sad :(

[KawaiiKurasu]

I can do it in 1 text:

"I'm doing your dad"

[johny11150]

@KawaiiKurasu oh!!!!!!!

[eatmycookieface]

ahah lol

[skullythebloger]

mr right? sweet is he gonna help us shoot a porn and send it to your bf?

[the777brian]

just another reason why males are the dominant sex just for the reason that we all aren't total d**ks like these "Girls"

[CuteJoey1219]

Ha, swear ihate wen girls take a long time to text baqq. So annoying.

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

Crazy bitch..

[ashlecrash]

You never hear about flirxting becuase mist people just sext.

[TheRoxiLin]

@ashlecrash *Most idiots just sext

[narutoo04]

text him go fuck a dog and you suck in bed

[HeartKevinHeart]

Simple... Dont reply or answer his calls. If you see him in person ignore him and pretend your busy and have to answer very important phone calls. Or have your guy bff pretend to date you. I used... "Oh i thought you knew we were dating. You and me? Mehh, we were just a fling :)"

[sweetamber18]

@HeartKevinHeart Actually that doesn't work. Tried it with 3 separate guys...and they still hit me up till this day...

[irockskinniesx3]

Flirxting.

[laskarolas]

LOL...Hahahahahahahaha!!! X'D

[KaylaKarnival]

Uhm. Wtf why would you do it to mr right... ISnt this how to get rid of a guy?

[shockbreaka]

cfmichsi?

[chickennuggetmobile]

How to lose a GIRL in a text:

I did your:

Mom

Sister

Brother?

Best friend.

Then you're out.

[RavenMondragon]

@chickennuggetmobile

Maybe some girls will text back:

"Yeah sure. Love you <3."

[11nvb11]

best way is to text dat guy that you are HIV positive!!!

[timitermita]

yesterday i went out on a date with a guy and he was all over me

i was saying stupid things like...i am very religious (he's not), i started to play sudoku HAHAHAHA, i even told him i'll cut my hair short the next days =)) ...so he doesn't like me. unfortunatly it did't work...he left me a message on my facebook profile as soon as he got home

[erererer2]

@timitermita dick

[timitermita]

@erererer2 indeed ....

[vChappy2010]

HAHA "i love carrots"

[cfriday101]

text "hey i used to be a man"

[kellkell1995]

this is hilarious!

i actualy know some people who are like this.

and its absolutly crazy

[megustaverlas]

I already lost a guy by my own way of texting. Thanks anyway.

[201WMB]

What pisses me off is when they know they're hot but they always say there ugly or bad at something to try and make me tell them there amazing.. And if I don't they guilt trip me.. FUCK MIND GAMES!

[ultravas]

well weak minds are more susceptible to mind games my friend...when she says "i'm so fat!" say "yes you are" n walk away, see how tht works for u

[theraVen27]

@ultravas

i wouldn't recommend this to anyone.

if u tell a girl she's fat (even if she is...and knows it) she will hunt you down!!!

[ultravas]

@theraVen27 that right there was something we in the trade call..erm...sarcasm? you can go right ahead n check that out in the dictionary, any more queries and i'll be happy to help, just leave me a comment, kay? is that cool with you humor police?...

[solangejolie2012]

Although you do have to pay in some form for text messages, as they say 'talk is cheap' And so are text messages. This chick in the video is miss super stalker!!!

[asiancaramel]

text him, "I'm pregnant". he'll bounce in a second! haha

[mspopcandy2532]

@asiancaramel

How I lost mine D:

[Elex250]

@asiancaramel hahahahahha u definetely right. Why do they ve to do all that work when they just ve to call us and tell us that thing.. hehehhehe this video is USELESS in front of what u said hahahah

[TheMoriMaster]

@asiancaramel Especially if you've never had sex with him before. :3

[WildDiscoDance]

wake him up with his balls in a jar,yup

[IllogicalGenious]

I don't get the first sentence of the descirption or the first part of the video. If he's "Mr. Right" & perfect, why again is she trying to lose him?

[Nena70001]

because he is perfect for a while then who needs him?!

[brainiac554]

0:50 cfmichsi= cock fucking mother in crazy hell sucking it and if u want to get rid of him tell him u have to return "how to chop off ur boyfriends penis 2" to blockbuster u won't see him for a long time

[billybatson55]

i;d bang this chick

[dianniscool]

exactly thats why its called how to lose a guy in 10 texts

[USGamerGuy]

my friend almost got arrested for sexting

[music1world]

really?

[USGamerGuy]

yeah and my other friends got expelled for it...

[OptLtges]

@USGamerGuy

I know almost a year later but - unsolicited sexting is sexual harrassment.... Write that one down....

[SageProjectile]

ya me to...

[lolz1666666666666]

tell him you killed his family.

bingo hes gone.

[poopooland4me]

LOOOOOL.

[crazygirlsmallworld]

damnit this wont help me lol this guy john is crazy about me and wants to go out with me haha doing this would make him think i'm in love with him O_O

[unlimitedspeeed]

my head hurts...

[michellemayhem19]

flirxting? FLIRXTING? thats an awful thing to call text flirting.

[ruthi3baby]

That's funny. And horrible on the girl's part! Sheesh, i hated her x')

[Pikmin11111]

u r so CFMISCHI?

[crimsonheroX7]

text im just so happy that you dont have zit elbow

but i expect flowers every friday

my mom says your a dirtbag but i know better

ur my little wittle kitty-face gooby shmoopy poopy

when u ask me to marry u i promise to say yes

i love carrots :) dont u??

lets go to the mall and buy pants

one day when we grow up we should buy a car and fill it with flowers and little tiny beads of glass that are broken. hopefully they wont cut us but if they do i wanna get cut wit u so in a million years more?

[jlspma]

@crimsonheroX7 Are you writing from personal experience, my friend?

[brandonr85]

She's cute. The cute ones are already crazy.

[BoiLight]

damn thats already like 50 texts in middle of the HOW To!

[Ulrna]

OMG! This is how they lose guys!?

It's the only way to keep me, hehe.. :<

I would luv that kind of stuff, she speax liek me! lolz! ^_^

[portugal82]

Flirxting that is brutal, sexting is better then flirxting, sounds like a cheap drink.

[Pen2AndyP]

nice palm centro

[UcanbeGOD]

DAYUM bitches be crazy!

[zeratul575]

let me tell u as a guy who watched it for the laughs yes that would kill a relationship then again its a nicer way than the old blunt way of just saying it make us feel like garbage and u lost us

[NotThat3]

Flirxting? That's terrible.

[Thegirlnextdoor42]

lol stuffed animals qualify as pets!? lmao

[TeslasRadio]

I've done about half the things they mentioned in the video. No wonder guys never waznt to date me, lol.

[justme252009]

lol i love it. I will try it, thanks!