OMG!!!!! I actually got empowered "through my computer". You're right. Life is only about me. My wife should entertain me 24/7. I should have no responsibility or accountability as a husband. Everything is about me and I can betray and emotionally abuse my wife as I see fit because "I" am what matters. I was soooo stupid. I thought all human beings deserved to be treated with some level of respect and dignity. How stupid was that? I see now that it is only my own gender that matters.
Thank you for saying this! I had a tantrum about 5 minutes into Eat Pray Love and turned off that piece of shit, and wrote hate about it on the internet for hours about it. THANK YOU FOR FINALLY SAYING THE FUCKING TRUTH THAT HAD TO BE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fridge empowers me because of the many steps I took to reach it from my bedroom after I forget to brush my teeth or put on a pair of pants. Also it is a thing that gives me things. Just like a women feels empowered when she devorces her husband.
Gosh your a legend - mate ! That was funny as hell. And as a comical personality myself.....I had to admire how you tore down that moronic movie ( Eat Pray Love-EPL) very well. I also enjoyed how you matched the original dumbass movie ( EPL) with similar character names i.e. thus Liz Gilbert becomes Lance Gilbert who breaks down and cries on the bathroom floor ( Lol - Epic!) and same premise with a rather amusing twist. Kudos and let humor/ satire stay alive !
Very empowering youtube and I feel a spiritually moved epiphany to watch Elizabeth Gilbert's youtubes now! What insight she has into the human condition!
Eat Pray Love? Now I remember. The best seller from last year got it's adaptation in a typical Julia Roberts movie. Some mocked it as most likely to star Jennifer Aniston . . . but the filmmaker must have taken a lesson from what the critiques were saying . . . if there was anything to be learnt at all.
I must say that I found the switch-a-roo to be funny. Ohhh, the noticable double standard in Elizabeth Shilbert's cliche money grubbing schill of a novel got it's big break. Bleh.
No Hey RZ, you left out the part of Lance's divorce. With his wife being all understanding and supportive, that he no longer feels anything for her..... VERY important plot undertone there, that you missed... LOL! Seriously tho, read the movie reviews. 80% of women HATE IT! On IMDB the reviews are just horrid! On indie pages reviews are HORRID! Hell, the book reviews I can find are not all that positive either...
Brilliant review! The book on which the movie "Eat Pray and Love" was based sounds exactly like the kind of instantly canonical crap that has been replacing Shakespeare, Chaucer, and Milton in college English curricula for more than three decades. "Sensitivity" is the new literacy, and literacy is the new "sexism".
This was fucking brilliant! Exactly how I would imagine a man would retaliate and answer to a movie like that.
I'm a girl and would rather watch a monkey fling poo, than that "Eat Pray Love" chick flick bullshit. I never liked those kinds of movies or the people that watch them.
You should do this for all chick flick movies. Would be hilarious.
I am doing 5 girls at the same time now and they dont know about the other girls.
I am empowered and have gained a new confidence. Sure you could say I betray my original girlfriend but on the other hand, she was just in my way. I got to do this for me. If she dont accept it she dont have any respect for how I feel and so she can fuck of. Yesterday I fucked a milf while her kid was in the ballpark. Oh man it was great. Then I went to fuck this little 16 year old girl behind the gym.
brilliant. if i were to pay to see a crappy movie, id much prefer to see a shallow vapid one as opposed to a shallow vapid feminist one. good on you sir, good on you!
Christ, it sickens me that my own mother has read this book. If any of you would like to make insulting, graphic sexual references towards her please go ahead.
@AIexKidd Just letting you know, wanting to nail Asians isn't some sign of weakness or inadequacy and not wanting to nail them isn't some sign of strength, because that's the main reason why guys hate guys who like Asians when it comes down to it. You're not better because you don't want to stick your dick in a yellow skinned girl.
@AIexKidd Then say that instead of vague shit, then criticizing someone who's making what seems like a accurate deconstruction of what you meant.
And also, just geographically and statistically , the amount of non-Asians who fuck Asians is nothing compared to the amount of Asians who fuck Asians, and it always will be, so making any complaining about biodiversity full of shit..
@ramzpaul I see, maybe you should put a big orange feather in your hat, wear flared pants and play:' Do the hustle". Cool. It's always 1974 somewhere. :)
I just send a link to a girl and she got all defensive because she said "It's not feminist! I've read the book!" Holy fuck, I sent the link 'cause I thought this was funny, I didn't want to start an argument about feminism. Maybe there's something more to this if someone's going to get all butthurt about it. :P
@AbsintheGlasses I've always hated chick flicks, too. I liked Fried Green Tomatoes as a kid, but that's because I had a crush on Mary-Louise Parker, who's now on the show "Weeds." The worst chick flick I've ever seen was "Someone Like You" with Ashley Judd. Maybe I should do a rant about it in a video. We're supposed to identify with a woman who was fooling around with a married man (her boss) then goes through a man-hate phase, because he stands her up. Fuck her.
Just before Christmas, an honest agent, a kind studio exec and Santa Claus were riding up in the elevator of the Beverly Hills Hotel. When the doors opened, they all noticed a twenty dollar bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
@johnu78 White women don't need any incentives to act like whores. It's rather common place for them, take Roman society for instance. Whorish white women can be found throughout white folk lore and religion such as the with Freya, the whore goddess of Teutonic love popularizing midget gang bangs all for a fucking necklace.
LOL!! I already commented on how big of a whore like movie "Eat, Pray, Love" really is. I warned the ladies that they aren't Julia Roberts and they should not use this movie as a guide to get fat, after all yoga or sitting on your ass and meditating doesn't really shed the pounds.
OMG!!!!! I actually got empowered "through my computer". You're right. Life is only about me. My wife should entertain me 24/7. I should have no responsibility or accountability as a husband. Everything is about me and I can betray and emotionally abuse my wife as I see fit because "I" am what matters. I was soooo stupid. I thought all human beings deserved to be treated with some level of respect and dignity. How stupid was that? I see now that it is only my own gender that matters.
ActaNonVerba71 1 month ago 3
finally, someone to fight for our rights. empowering the man.
lonk42 2 months ago
Thank you for saying this! I had a tantrum about 5 minutes into Eat Pray Love and turned off that piece of shit, and wrote hate about it on the internet for hours about it. THANK YOU FOR FINALLY SAYING THE FUCKING TRUTH THAT HAD TO BE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Floodlezoot 2 months ago in playlist RAMZI PAUL
If I was your son I'd be so fckin proud. Seriously I'd be behind the camera holding tight not to laugh.
PauloCapua 3 months ago
Personally, I would have partied in Asia and fucked in Brazil. :)
Amillionmes 3 months ago
The fridge empowers me because of the many steps I took to reach it from my bedroom after I forget to brush my teeth or put on a pair of pants. Also it is a thing that gives me things. Just like a women feels empowered when she devorces her husband.
CpsLock3 5 months ago
It is imperative that you include G.G. Allin's "Drink, Fight, and Fuck" in the soundtrack!
Icecreamforcrowtoo 6 months ago 3
hahahaha this is awesome!!
ThePhotobot 8 months ago
You're my hero!!!
goloby 8 months ago
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Gosh your a legend - mate ! That was funny as hell. And as a comical personality myself.....I had to admire how you tore down that moronic movie ( Eat Pray Love-EPL) very well. I also enjoyed how you matched the original dumbass movie ( EPL) with similar character names i.e. thus Liz Gilbert becomes Lance Gilbert who breaks down and cries on the bathroom floor ( Lol - Epic!) and same premise with a rather amusing twist. Kudos and let humor/ satire stay alive !
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paxfromindy 8 months ago
lol, the best video ever.
onemoreturn 11 months ago
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HAHAHAHA! That is how Hollywood/jewwood runs...
NPDkampf 11 months ago
HAHAHAHA! That is how Hollywood/jewwood runs...
NPDkampf 11 months ago 5
This ones an eternal fave.
I'm gonna go get Empowered now..,
heavenseek 1 year ago
Spiritual
MILLIONZofUS 1 year ago
he looks like Edwin Van der Saar,,lol
putribrikke 1 year ago
Absolutely hilarious, man.
makeitrainharder 1 year ago
feminists, lol.......I'm in Thailand, that stupid shit never happened here
pretorious700 1 year ago 3
lol. That movie eat, pray, and love SUCKED!!!!!! I think you might have to change the title of your movie.
ArizonaSean 1 year ago
ROTFLMAO amazing
jihadexposed 1 year ago
This was awesome. Thanks for exposing the sexism and gross hypocrisy in modern society which privileges women and demonizes men.
johnas1011 1 year ago 10
Very empowering youtube and I feel a spiritually moved epiphany to watch Elizabeth Gilbert's youtubes now! What insight she has into the human condition!
rerevisionist 1 year ago
Eat Pray Love? Now I remember. The best seller from last year got it's adaptation in a typical Julia Roberts movie. Some mocked it as most likely to star Jennifer Aniston . . . but the filmmaker must have taken a lesson from what the critiques were saying . . . if there was anything to be learnt at all.
I must say that I found the switch-a-roo to be funny. Ohhh, the noticable double standard in Elizabeth Shilbert's cliche money grubbing schill of a novel got it's big break. Bleh.
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xxdiogenescynicxx 1 year ago
You should get that produced. But don't make it a wacky comedy, just make it a serious drama.
RawwestHide 1 year ago 3
sounds great
210thefade 1 year ago
Genius
PepperGeorge 1 year ago
Genius Ramzi!!!!!!!!!
I`ve never seen a role-reversal like this done on the feminist propaganda.
Your "Masculinist" film will get the much-coveted "Lead Balloon" award I`m sure.
fourteenwordsisall 1 year ago 5
No Hey RZ, you left out the part of Lance's divorce. With his wife being all understanding and supportive, that he no longer feels anything for her..... VERY important plot undertone there, that you missed... LOL! Seriously tho, read the movie reviews. 80% of women HATE IT! On IMDB the reviews are just horrid! On indie pages reviews are HORRID! Hell, the book reviews I can find are not all that positive either...
blupheonix44 1 year ago
Ireland is nice. Are there any leprechauns in the movie?
jackbarbara 1 year ago
Brilliant review! The book on which the movie "Eat Pray and Love" was based sounds exactly like the kind of instantly canonical crap that has been replacing Shakespeare, Chaucer, and Milton in college English curricula for more than three decades. "Sensitivity" is the new literacy, and literacy is the new "sexism".
supersporkspank 1 year ago
I'm waiting for the sequel, "How to Stretch Out Your Pussy Without Having a Baby."
DefenceSpeech 1 year ago 2
@DefenceSpeech
Haha omg!
xD
MrHerrIQ 1 year ago
@paul..... Dude, your channeling your inner Hunter Thompson today brother, lol!!!
blupheonix44 1 year ago 2
@blupheonix44 Hunter Thomspon? Best compliment evar!
ramzpaul 1 year ago 2
Great comment! Very empowering!
fredontube 1 year ago
Great comment!
fredontube 1 year ago
This was fucking brilliant! Exactly how I would imagine a man would retaliate and answer to a movie like that.
I'm a girl and would rather watch a monkey fling poo, than that "Eat Pray Love" chick flick bullshit. I never liked those kinds of movies or the people that watch them.
You should do this for all chick flick movies. Would be hilarious.
AbsintheGlasses 1 year ago
Listen to Tom T Hall's "Faster Horses"
ScottfromTexas 1 year ago
lol, hell yea!!! can't wait to see the trailer, lol.
TheOutspokenman1 1 year ago
I am doing 5 girls at the same time now and they dont know about the other girls.
I am empowered and have gained a new confidence. Sure you could say I betray my original girlfriend but on the other hand, she was just in my way. I got to do this for me. If she dont accept it she dont have any respect for how I feel and so she can fuck of. Yesterday I fucked a milf while her kid was in the ballpark. Oh man it was great. Then I went to fuck this little 16 year old girl behind the gym.
MrHerrIQ 1 year ago
Can't wait to see your movie, Ramz! Sounds very inspirational and empowering.
loqutor 1 year ago 11
@loqutor I am having some Single Malt tonight to empower myself.
ramzpaul 1 year ago 17
I can't wait to see that movie! It sounds much better than part 1.
upstart1234ify 1 year ago
lol !
OfSennian2 1 year ago
brilliant. if i were to pay to see a crappy movie, id much prefer to see a shallow vapid one as opposed to a shallow vapid feminist one. good on you sir, good on you!
knowthingman 1 year ago 2
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knowthingman 1 year ago
Yep, more Illuminati Satanic crap to brainwash women. Sickening.
avzett 1 year ago 6
sounds like college :O=)
bohemianh 1 year ago
Wonder how many divorces and wayward "cougar" lifestyles this film will generate among the guillable Ameriskank ranks.
Hell, it will give them another excuse to be a skank even at middle age---again.
Wytchfinde 1 year ago 3
Christ, it sickens me that my own mother has read this book. If any of you would like to make insulting, graphic sexual references towards her please go ahead.
heyyoubeindthebushes 1 year ago 5
@heyyoubeindthebushes Tell your mother that she is adding to the feminist bullshit.
Tell her as a fellow female, that I feel that she is helping feminism destroy society.
AbsintheGlasses 1 year ago
Hoooo Ramzee got a shave!
And funny as hell!
XD
WUNDENFLAMME 1 year ago
@WUNDENFLAMME Yeah. A Shave. I am still thinking about doing the Charles Manson look.
ramzpaul 1 year ago
@ramzpaul
"Charles Manson look"?
What do you mean?
WUNDENFLAMME 1 year ago
There's no way I could sit through this film. I'm glad you did it for me. Well done.
pinegrove33 1 year ago
ROFL !!! CAN'T STOP LAUGHING !!! xD
SexyLittleTanya 1 year ago 2
@SexyLittleTanya You obviously have a refined sense of humor. ;-)
ramzpaul 1 year ago
@kennit1000 ...mmmmhhh......
SexyLittleTanya 1 year ago
I look forward to seeing how the public reacts when the film Machete hits the screen September 3rd!
MrWatchdawg77 1 year ago
White men with 'yellow fever' sicken me.
AIexKidd 1 year ago
@AIexKidd are you a fat chick in South Dakota by chance?
malangsob 1 year ago
@AIexKidd I have lime fever.
ramzpaul 1 year ago 17
@ramzpaul LOL!
Is that your way of saying: "I like turtles"?
AIexKidd 1 year ago
@AIexKidd Just letting you know, wanting to nail Asians isn't some sign of weakness or inadequacy and not wanting to nail them isn't some sign of strength, because that's the main reason why guys hate guys who like Asians when it comes down to it. You're not better because you don't want to stick your dick in a yellow skinned girl.
RawwestHide 1 year ago
@RawwestHide Ignorant fool, your stereotypical hypothesis is false. I am talking about preserving human biodiversity.
AIexKidd 1 year ago
@AIexKidd Then say that instead of vague shit, then criticizing someone who's making what seems like a accurate deconstruction of what you meant.
And also, just geographically and statistically , the amount of non-Asians who fuck Asians is nothing compared to the amount of Asians who fuck Asians, and it always will be, so making any complaining about biodiversity full of shit..
RawwestHide 1 year ago
@AIexKidd Why?
LeftoverJedi 11 months ago
Wow. Sounds like the Crowley lifestyle.
Look forward to it.
Psuchagogos2 1 year ago
All dressed up to retire in Miami?
LittlPussi 1 year ago
@LittlPussi It is my pimp look.
ramzpaul 1 year ago
@ramzpaul I see, maybe you should put a big orange feather in your hat, wear flared pants and play:' Do the hustle". Cool. It's always 1974 somewhere. :)
LittlPussi 1 year ago
I just send a link to a girl and she got all defensive because she said "It's not feminist! I've read the book!" Holy fuck, I sent the link 'cause I thought this was funny, I didn't want to start an argument about feminism. Maybe there's something more to this if someone's going to get all butthurt about it. :P
theMaddShangi 1 year ago 4
@theMaddShangi I'm a girl and think the movie looks like a load of crap.
I've always hated chick flicks and wish they would just disappear.
If the movie is bad, I can't imagine how bad the book is.
AbsintheGlasses 1 year ago
@AbsintheGlasses I've always hated chick flicks, too. I liked Fried Green Tomatoes as a kid, but that's because I had a crush on Mary-Louise Parker, who's now on the show "Weeds." The worst chick flick I've ever seen was "Someone Like You" with Ashley Judd. Maybe I should do a rant about it in a video. We're supposed to identify with a woman who was fooling around with a married man (her boss) then goes through a man-hate phase, because he stands her up. Fuck her.
theMaddShangi 1 year ago 3
Nice....!!
3shacks1house 1 year ago 2
Just before Christmas, an honest agent, a kind studio exec and Santa Claus were riding up in the elevator of the Beverly Hills Hotel. When the doors opened, they all noticed a twenty dollar bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa, of course - the other two don't exist!
BestVideoResponse 1 year ago 5
Lol..hilarious
tesharika 1 year ago 3
its sad how women will view this and model their lives after it
themaniusedtob 1 year ago 9
I flushed my agent. He was some clown with a big nose and 20 pounds of gold jewelry.
BestVideoResponse 1 year ago 3
The movie with Julia Roberts was one more J*wish production to totally f*ck up the minds of white women.
johnu78 1 year ago 44
@johnu78 yes more jewwood propaganda trash !
ERIK88kz 1 year ago 5
@johnu78 White women don't need any incentives to act like whores. It's rather common place for them, take Roman society for instance. Whorish white women can be found throughout white folk lore and religion such as the with Freya, the whore goddess of Teutonic love popularizing midget gang bangs all for a fucking necklace.
Xtro2005 1 year ago
@ramzpaul You, my friend, are brilliant :)
SeekingOutTomorrow 1 year ago 4
Hahaha...5 stars
trettio 1 year ago 3
LOL!! I already commented on how big of a whore like movie "Eat, Pray, Love" really is. I warned the ladies that they aren't Julia Roberts and they should not use this movie as a guide to get fat, after all yoga or sitting on your ass and meditating doesn't really shed the pounds.
anikinippon 1 year ago 6
I want to be at the Academy Awards to get your autograph!!
BabyHominid 1 year ago
@BabyHominid A RAMZPAUL Academy Award speech? The Acadamy's heads would explode.
ramzpaul 1 year ago