met him a couple times before recognition. he was living in bilston on the street adjacent to mine. guy's a legend. my mate even worked on the meat van he's on about from the market :D
Why do people bitch about the fact people have quoted video's? They're highlighting their favourite part of something that's amusing. Whilst your at it, tell your mum to "Shut the fucking door."
"Whats he gonna do with the rump roast!" O.o hah "I'm gonna put it on the scaleeees!" teehee "I got a bag full of faggots!" between me and my friends hes forever known as 'I got a bag full of faggots!' :L hahah
I LOVE THIS GUY!! he is so funny! <3 I was pissing myself watchign this on t.v and my cousin came in wonderign wtf I was screaming and laughing about!! haha
@00youknow you obviously didn't get it then... which i can totally see why seeing as it's A LOT about people from britian... who find it hilarious btw... just saying.
@glassballerina I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you may be partially right....but personally as an amateur stand up, I don't like it when comedians come-up with a joke, and then drag it out, instead of writing more material (but thats just me)
@jimmy2k4o Oh, you totally should. He'll be devastated not to have your approval, and everyone around will be impressed by what a boring, smug asshole you are.
When I drove into wolverhampton for the first time, I remember seeing everybody in there tracksuits and I thought GOD DAMN, this place is really healthy....
LOL! I live in Wolverhampton. And i recently went to Bilston after i watched this. And me and my dad saw the Meat Van Guy and all we could say afterwards was I'VE GOT A BAG FULL OF FAGGOT! People were looking at us like we'd gone mad lmfao!
as someone who has seen that van in real life and lives 5 minute drive away from it i can say thats some true s*it and i wouldnt have paid a tenner either lol
Don't know if it's because I live in Wolverhampton but having watched this about 20 times, I still end up crying laughing at just about all if it!!!! "Bag full of faggots" cracks me up everytime.
its a different sense of humour to what most comedians use i think its his voice that completes one of the funniest comedians i have ever seen cried laughing but most people dont like him
<3
N4th4nJONES 1 month ago
when you walk in to that song you know its going to be good.
N4th4nJONES 1 month ago
Funny Guy!
muzza87s15 1 month ago
I love how a comedian has done a stand up show on meat and meat based products!
metal666satan 1 month ago
i h8 faggots, not the people the food -.-
blackvinnie1 1 month ago
I'VE GOT A BAG FULL OF FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BossManAl 1 month ago
He really assessed the English pretty quick...scarily true
gjc7777 2 months ago
met him a couple times before recognition. he was living in bilston on the street adjacent to mine. guy's a legend. my mate even worked on the meat van he's on about from the market :D
jacko3460 2 months ago
BAG FULL OF FAGGOTS HHAHAHAHA
SuperMegachico 2 months ago
100% accurate :')
MsCharlotte135 2 months ago
You've changed Gary
paramoregeorgia 2 months ago
if i was there and the guy said bag full of faggets ida laughed to and im english
jaggavan 3 months ago
When this first aired on T.V I literally could not stop laughing this act was so brilliant :'D
SelasSolaris 3 months ago 2
Can't fool me twice meat van guy!
Jackosityman1993 4 months ago
WOO! WOLVERHAMPTON!!
TallDarkAndDashing 4 months ago
Man i bet he puts them on the scale...
carcros121 4 months ago
This guy knows his meat prices! :{)
24tracter 5 months ago
A man selling meat out of the back of a van is pretty much entertainment in Bilston for a great many people.
lanpingpug 5 months ago
whats the song that plays when he comes on?
Dude31197 5 months ago
@Dude31197 I think it's called back in black by AC DC
TheRambomaster 5 months ago
god this guy reminds me a bit of paul rudd lol
hismajesty653 5 months ago
shiit, he is right, this knows his meet prices!!! :L
08debzzz 5 months ago
everything he said is true lol
yamyamalarmbloke 5 months ago
fuck all to do with Birmingham :L
GSEpoop 6 months ago
@GSEpoop or perhaps the fact hes performing in birmingham perhaps.......
milliondollarman1995 5 months ago
@milliondollarman1995 or perhaps you like the word perhaps, perhaps......
GSEpoop 5 months ago
@GSEpoop LOL, i didn't realise i put to 'perhaps' in the same sentence. But we all know tht 'does Birmingham' means he is playin in Birmingham
milliondollarman1995 5 months ago
jimmy is a LEGEND. pmsl. xx
TheNic81 6 months ago
I CRIED LAUGHING AT THIS GUY!
misslivi869 6 months ago
This guy attacked my religion so I dont like him. However, this one was good.
Vannereveilar 6 months ago
@Vannereveilar what´s your religion, I´d like to attack it.
yatter1 5 months ago
this was much more hilarious because i live in Wolverhampton, and everything he said was probably true :L
Kalpol88 6 months ago
haahaha, think im actually in love with this guy :) x
XglasgowGirl 6 months ago
this guy knows his meat prices!
lildavie08 6 months ago 2
Why do people bitch about the fact people have quoted video's? They're highlighting their favourite part of something that's amusing. Whilst your at it, tell your mum to "Shut the fucking door."
SamGaming 6 months ago
OMG!!!! Freaking awesome!!!
"im gunna put this rump roast.... on the scale!"
i wna go and see him =D
missemmoh 6 months ago
he's got a slight resemblance to patrick dempsey...both are eye candies...
danelletakarai 6 months ago
he's so hilarius :D I love his voice, the way he pronounce the words, it's just hilarius :D thank you so much for posting ^^
[ and sorry for my english :} ]
ninsennansen 6 months ago in playlist awesome series
Seeing him at the Edinburgh Fringe :)
lukeward17 7 months ago
youve changed gary
yeperoonine 7 months ago
Seeing him on Monday :D
SkaterG62 7 months ago
he got beat up after this show by some people from bilston
ah my home town grows good people
myboytheharp 7 months ago
@myboytheharp Quite
Zytherman 7 months ago
@myboytheharp seriously?? How do you know??
instanttoonattik10 7 months ago
@instanttoonattik10 it was in the paper (express and star)
myboytheharp 7 months ago
@myboytheharp Trus i heard abwt that, duno y this vid sez brum when hes on about wolves
kingsalasi 6 months ago
@kingsalasi it was filmed in birmingham
myboytheharp 6 months ago
The 13 who disliked this had a bag full of faggots and were offended.
Bijomaru1joker 7 months ago
"Whats he gonna do with the rump roast!" O.o hah "I'm gonna put it on the scaleeees!" teehee "I got a bag full of faggots!" between me and my friends hes forever known as 'I got a bag full of faggots!' :L hahah
MiniMuffinMix 8 months ago
I LOVE THIS GUY!! he is so funny! <3 I was pissing myself watchign this on t.v and my cousin came in wonderign wtf I was screaming and laughing about!! haha
MiniMuffinMix 8 months ago
this guy's actually hilarious. it just doesn't get boring :L!
MissEmPem 8 months ago
Top class very funny thanks for the upload
theirishmani12 8 months ago
cheeky bastard i live in bilston lmao
crazyg1985 8 months ago
cheeky bastard i live in bilston lmao
crazyg1985 8 months ago
I'm not really into american stand up but ive got to give credit to this guy.
TheSeanoman 9 months ago
@TheSeanoman he's canadian :P
supahninja1 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
maybe because he isnt american lol @TheSeanoman I'm not really into american stand up but ive got to give credit to this guy.
Wardy1000 8 months ago in playlist funny
@TheSeanoman he canadian bro
KuntMusic 7 months ago
Im gonne put these porkchops on the SKALEEEE thumbs up if you found this funny
theturd100 9 months ago
Fucking bull shot the crowd laughed when he said I'm living in wolverhampton... I mean wtf that's not even funny.
96bladerunner 9 months ago
@Leebo Productions - he's IN Birmingham, which is what 'does Birmingham' means!
Listerps2 9 months ago
Fucking joker! :'D
dumbass99887766 9 months ago
This guy really needs to do a DVD or a UK Tour...!
Jameson3632 9 months ago
@Jameson3632 he's on tour in the UK later this year :) going to see him in september :D
xxprincessamziexx 8 months ago
this guy is the best
TheHoodedhunter100 9 months ago
"D`YOU wanna knoooow what im gonna do with these pork chops? ......." "Man, i bet he puts them on the scale".
Helena74 10 months ago 9
"I got a bag full of faggots!!!" that would have made me laugh too if I was there so he's not the only one hahaha
TheGudguys 10 months ago
He is NOT doing Birmingham!!!! Wolverhampton and Bilston are NOT Birmingham!!!
LeeboProductions 10 months ago
and you ESPECIALLY...can't have a bag full...
this must be the tenth time i've watched this and it's still as funny as the first time i watched it.
BronyOhYehh 10 months ago 2
I'm from Bilston, this is the best piece of comedy I have EVER seen, end of.
namakemono49 10 months ago
"Well didn't I just die" LOL
FourLeafBlueBanana45 10 months ago 22
Loved it.
TheRobynmorin94 10 months ago
That joke was a bit to dragged out
00youknow 11 months ago
@00youknow you obviously didn't get it then... which i can totally see why seeing as it's A LOT about people from britian... who find it hilarious btw... just saying.
glassballerina 11 months ago
@glassballerina I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you may be partially right....but personally as an amateur stand up, I don't like it when comedians come-up with a joke, and then drag it out, instead of writing more material (but thats just me)
00youknow 11 months ago
@00youknow the key word being amateur there aint notin wrong wid a dragged out joke if done popally itll make u laugh for hours
rarrrrrr1 10 months ago
@rarrrrrr1 As I said I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, your partially right. But i'm sticking with my initials assessment
00youknow 10 months ago
12 people were the faggots in that bag
HBoardy92 11 months ago
12 people bought a rump roast for £12.95 at tesco
ironkid3000 11 months ago 26
his delivery is beautiful. <3
Noodles4Evar 11 months ago 4
Just keep watching this over and over! - "Just say its a fiver..." genius!
lizziedize 11 months ago
Now I'm losing my mind... I'm like "we've got a mystery to solve here Scoob..."
steveyjbond 11 months ago 3
Saw him last night. didnt stop laughing for the whole show. he was soooo good
11blakaz 1 year ago
"Well didn't I just DIE." Amazing delivery.
MissRamble 1 year ago 4
Saw him in Stockport the other week. Came on stage stoned out of his face, but was funny as hell. Top comedian
mejtd1 1 year ago
Funniest guy in the business at the moment - at last, a real comedian!
klassklassklass 1 year ago
There was ANGER. And thats when i realised... You like your cheap shit here.
meggymoomi 1 year ago
lmao! 'you cant say that where im from!'
oliviabyrnvfuvu 1 year ago
1:27 anyone would think that was the punchline
bobcat1939 1 year ago
bilston ftw
bobcat1939 1 year ago
I'm going to "stand up for palestine" in march and he is one of the guys at it, after watching this vid a should prob bring my ipod for when he's on
jimmy2k4o 1 year ago
@jimmy2k4o Oh, you totally should. He'll be devastated not to have your approval, and everyone around will be impressed by what a boring, smug asshole you are.
clarkap 1 year ago
One word...BRILLIANT!!!!!
mgwindsor 1 year ago
Poor
willbaboon 1 year ago
Thumbs up if your from WOLVERHAMPTON :)
FreakOUTJakeZ 1 year ago 7
@FreakOUTJakeZ Unfortunately I happen to live not far from Wolverhampton.
lanpingpug 10 months ago
This is my friend at schools dad haha, he's got the exact same lisp, his name is mason stade.
Aldoo97 1 year ago 2
Living, as I do, not a million miles away from there, this is the funniest routine I've seen in a long time.
abstractionmusic 1 year ago 4
When I watched this, I just kept thinking "GET TO THE BLOODY POINT!"
EffOne95 1 year ago
When I drove into wolverhampton for the first time, I remember seeing everybody in there tracksuits and I thought GOD DAMN, this place is really healthy....
BT24Comedy 1 year ago
'Quote from what you've just seen' *104 likes*
lasereye99 1 year ago 45
Quality
reedub 1 year ago
This is the funniest thing I have seen for a very long time, just brilliant!! X
SarahJBJ 1 year ago
The title is so misleading.
MrWonderkid118 1 year ago 3
BILSTON MARKET MANNNN !!!!!!
jakee77 1 year ago 2
9 people payed a tenner for the meat.
lennongerrard 1 year ago
This is the 3rd time I've watched this!!! Very simple and very funny
BABYPEARS 1 year ago
this guy takes fuckin ages to say a joke
sniktun 1 year ago
I actually love this guy!
''Tom, I've got a bag full of faggots...''
''You've changed, Gary''
MarieeVee1 1 year ago 114
i only heard this guy last night and EVERYTHING he said had me crying with laughter, this guy has got to be huge soon, hes amazing! haha
TheEternalDaze 1 year ago 3
Haha me & my friend know this off by heart, and yet it is still hilarious :L xx
lemonadegoespop 1 year ago
he sounds like he should be in wwe
dukkha88 1 year ago
@dukkha88 Because im Tom Stade........AND IM..AWESOMEEEEE
Meeriio 1 year ago
@Meeriio spot the miz fan, :L
MDLeviathan90 1 year ago
@MDLeviathan90 :) cmon, hes the most entertaining since the rock
Meeriio 1 year ago
i come from bilston it is all so true.ah very funny indeed.
MsSkislope 1 year ago
LOL! I live in Wolverhampton. And i recently went to Bilston after i watched this. And me and my dad saw the Meat Van Guy and all we could say afterwards was I'VE GOT A BAG FULL OF FAGGOT! People were looking at us like we'd gone mad lmfao!
MoebiusxCatastrophe 1 year ago 5
as someone who has seen that van in real life and lives 5 minute drive away from it i can say thats some true s*it and i wouldnt have paid a tenner either lol
KageMatchKaylz 1 year ago
Don't know if it's because I live in Wolverhampton but having watched this about 20 times, I still end up crying laughing at just about all if it!!!! "Bag full of faggots" cracks me up everytime.
thwibble 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I miss this style of comedy where it's more about the funny points in the story rather than the punchline. Reminds me a lot of Billy Connoly...
Krishnaisgod 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I miss this style of comedy where it's more about the funny points in the story rather than the punchline. Reminds me a lot of Billy Connoly...
Krishnaisgod 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I miss this style of comedy where it's more about the funny points in the story rather than the punchline. Reminds me a lot of Billy Connoly...
Krishnaisgod 1 year ago
This guy is such a legend!
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lelli28xxx 1 year ago
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MrCardboardboxman 1 year ago
@MrCardboardboxman NO! 8 :)
ASSASSINBOB1 1 year ago
@ASSASSINBOB1 people are sooooo clumsy
MrCardboardboxman 1 year ago
God damn, this place is really healthy!
BrokenSmiles91 1 year ago 3
I saw him do this sketch in afghanistan, absolutely pissing myself.
"he's fuckin right, that is 12.95 at tescoes"
ukstreetracer 1 year ago
like this guy on facebook, this guy is really under rated, only 3k people atm like him on facebook
coolisnow 1 year ago
i love the way he speak
1:59 "like flythss" lolz
AMD7thS 1 year ago
watched over and over again - makes me laugh everytime and more - just superb !
cmcquaigue 1 year ago
i just love this guy so much - one of the funniest comedians ive seen in ages
and hes well cute too ! added bonus ! ;0) x
mazzag77 1 year ago
I'VE GOT A BAG FULL OF FAGGOTS!!!.......killed me!
chelseasmile17 1 year ago 5
I love his facial expression after he says bag full of faggotts!
Helena74 1 year ago
this video was shown on a plane flight. when i watched it i laughed out loud and got ALOT of strange looks
bonzo537 1 year ago
@bonzo537 on BA! I did the exact same thing!
JohnnyDarkoKelly 1 year ago
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Helena74 1 year ago
cant fool me twice meat van guy!!! haha every line in this sketch is perfect
CrazyTaxi2001 1 year ago 4
hahah you guys wont pay jack -shhhhh- sqaud! for nothing
velvetundergroundx 1 year ago
Saw this on comedy central. it was so funny i had to see it again
PandaSparkz 1 year ago
This guy, this guy right here, is a freaking ledgend.
ThisCouldBeAwesome 1 year ago
this guy is great
tomwhodoyathink 1 year ago
Bag of faggots!! Lmao!! This guy is hilarious!
Wobertio47 1 year ago
its a different sense of humour to what most comedians use i think its his voice that completes one of the funniest comedians i have ever seen cried laughing but most people dont like him
badmanslayer04 1 year ago
i said man i bet he puts it oan the thcales! fucking epic
skillzdatkillz900 1 year ago
Watched on monday night on Comedy Central!
Absolutely amazing!! :D
Watched it about 10 more times on here!!
BRILLIANT!! XD
HazeeFx 1 year ago 5
"i'd say, you've changed gary" i actually sprayed my laptop with apple juice : / ..sorry lappy : )
kruza2k 1 year ago 5
Eh, He's genius, well near it
kabir144 1 year ago
Gosh, he's hot <3 lol
Moniquinha87 1 year ago
"Ahhhhhhhh trynnna lick it" :L :L :L <3
Love this guy.xx
KirstyandNatalie 1 year ago
Lol the meat van guy does some cracking meat thou
wolvoduggie 1 year ago
oh dear lord,,, i still cry with laughter !! i probably am the person who makes up for half of these views ! xxx
LoveWithoutMeaning 1 year ago
youve changed gary lool
lsaye 1 year ago 4
McIntyre will never replace Dee. About as funny as an ITV3 panel show. Stade was great tho... XD
obnoxiousbastard 1 year ago
cant wait to see him livein liverpool
lordswaminjayfatal 1 year ago
I'm gonna put these pork chops...ON THE SCAAAAAAAAALES!!
Man, I never saw that one coming! XD LOL
kristinaxfrost 1 year ago 4
This will get you laughing! Top Top comedian!!!
DAMASCUSMUSIC 1 year ago
Cant believe I get to see this guy on Saturday :D
555564 1 year ago
i was laughing the whole time, even with his slow pace :)
SSmudger13 1 year ago
"Goddamn! This place is really healthy!"
saanzacs 1 year ago 3
You just driving around with one rump roast? :')
StarringHilary 1 year ago
Ooft! And funny too!
MissJokerJames 1 year ago
I'VE GOT A BAG OF FAGGOTS!
Hasbo56 1 year ago
@Hasbo56 "You can't say that where I'm from and you especially can't have a bagful!!!!"
saanzacs 1 year ago
his delivery is perfect! lol
conhocky94 1 year ago 33
bag full of faggithhhh
david2k6murphy 1 year ago
I think we got a mystery to solve here Scoob lol
imbo8w 2 years ago 5
This is even funnier when you're from Bilston and realize how true it is.
JeSuisStefanie 2 years ago 9
funnny as fuck
CopyriteInfringement 2 years ago
6:39 - Trying to lick it.
Fucking brilliant.
GBRSilverDragon 2 years ago 5
I live in wolverhampton and my god this man explained it all in basically 7 minutes!
splashie777 2 years ago 9
You're right! From a fellow Wulfrunian!!
jackiemann20 1 year ago
wait, is the meat van guy real?
DaUziel 1 year ago 3
Yup - you'll find them in a lot of public marketplaces. And they sound exactly like this.
aslyn01 1 year ago