How to Cut an Onion Without Crying - CHOW Tip

[OmegaRecon65]

Oh Geez. I actually saw at Wal Mart a set of Paula Deen goggles for cutting onions. Its sad that a grown guy has a drawer full of goggles for cutting onions. Hell, punish the kids and make them cut the onions.

[TheBaccaraa]

show that gordan ramsay!

chow cooking tips, fucking amusing dont miss the fried egg show its hillarius

[xdkwallen742]

actually works better with a candle in my experience.

[pandabear987123]

he's funny

[PropMonkey87]

Not a well-done video, but YES. A portion of my prep work last year was to peel 10 gallons of white and red onions, and to use a deli slicer to slice around 5-8 white onions daily. A fan, blowing towards where you're cutting onions does awesomely to prevent irritation. Basically the chemical reaction of onion faggotry fucks off from the moisture of your mucus membranes (eyes!) and doesn't go down. Using a sharper knife prevents onion-gas from turning to mustard gas since it crushes less cells.

[mammothcuddles]

@PropMonkey87 I laughed so hard at 'onion faggotry'

[PropMonkey87]

@PropMonkey87

I was drunk when I wrote that! But it's pretty much accurate; when an onion's cells are crushed, it releases a chemical which creates a sulfur-like gas when it comes in contact with moisture, like that of your exposed eyes. A sharper knife, good ventilation/airflow and eye protection will all help. I've heard a bowl of standing water will too, but I doubt it's effectiveness.

[piepie123987]

i feel no tears i see no tears,oh just stop lying we can tell inside ur sobbing..

[sgtsexy123]

i thought this was what women were for .....oh wait haha hes gay nvm get back in teh kitchen pansy

[persianqu33n]

calm down its just a fucking onion

[craigtttt]

this man...is having a nervous breakdown

[TEADRINKA]

usually i just look away when i cut it. though makes you cut your fingers, but if you eyes are that goddamn sensitive its worth it.

[PropMonkey87]

@TEADRINKA

If you guide your knife with the edge of your knuckles you can do that pretty safely.

[TEADRINKA]

@PropMonkey87 you got trolled.

[PropMonkey87]

@TEADRINKA

i do not think that word means what you think it means

[808MAUIpnoi74]

I'm just laughing too hard that it makes me cry. Chow or who ever you are, seriously delete all your videos. Your just making yourself look like an "ASS" or better yet hire better fucking "CHEFS" that has ( common sense, balls, and actually knows how to cook)

[sheslostcontrol24]

Are your sure that you are fine?

[marlouis1]

LMAO!!!!! Swim goggles to cut an onion?????? LMAO!!!  A fan?? The first thing you did wrong was cut the root off. Once you cut the root off the onion, it releases its sulphuric acid. It's the onions version of chemical warfare ( as I heard it put on "Good Eats" ) I'm really thinking that this was put up more for laughs than for trying to help comeone cut an onion.

[elliments]

heres a real tip from a chef. SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING KNIFE

[clockwork624]

if u seriously cry from cutting onions ur a fucking pussy

[xXChubbyBuddyXx]

Shouldn't A Women Be in The Kicthen ?

[roth1962]

I think he's hot. I'd be glad to cut the onions for him anytime!

[emouch1]

where do they find these people?

[FrogsAreMyThing]

show titz

[queenblurblab]

wow someones either on speed or his 19 cup of coffee.

[ShogaNinja]

now you just get to worry about what shit you are blowing all over your fresh food.

[felixcruzazul]

dude your fucking retarded the easy solution is to get a woman to cook for you

[AvatarRoku101]

Your doing it all wrong

[AshtonChate]

Chew gum

[tpollidesign]

Don't they say all the time not to buy unnecessary equipment?

I mean, i cut onions while using contact lenses, and I can't fell anything.

Awesome for people who can't see well.

[remurlocganker]

The intro sound like SHOW TITS -.-

[TheLegoatlantis]

step one: put on gas mask.

thats it

[ChathamFr0]

Cut them underwater.

[bigyellowbanana123]

how do this even work when the fan is blowing towards him

[forbiddeni]

what a fuckin pussy

[carlosvillaisawesome]

@forbiddeni troll

[08hunnybunny80]

put it in the fridge for half an hour ad then cut it and it works for me

[pepsicola5678]

dont go buy a fan just put a match stick in yur mout (head out of course)

[nmngirl]

i hear that if you chew gum, that helps when you cut onions 

[zoharp55]

i let someone else cut it for me. no tears , really.

[Nippyton]

"Ok so we've all tryed a lot of thing" PAUSE.

[Capabalanca]

OR! just.. cut them underwater in your sink.

[CallMeKell2]

@Capabalanca exactly

[astabintheheart]

lmao

[lewz2596]

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[SamiDrowsy]

wash the onion before slicing..i did that and didn't cry cause the thing that made you cry is the gas..wash the gas off

[OlegAVP]

When he says he has no problems hes just bluffing... In the beggining it says show tits...

[rainulan7809]

show tits @0:01

[cotton1983]

use a cold clean knife. between cuts rince the knife off in a water bath. if you soak the oninon you will loose some of the flavour.

[Alzdr]

cut them underwater.

[RazzireHD]

Chuck norris makes onion cry

[hexiegirl1232]

show tits 0:02

[SuperRoryrocks]

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[MrSkytops]

i let my gf do this.

[lordmagicpants]

I would suggest a heavy dose of man the fuck up.

[sk8tafrnk]

@lordmagicpants Thank you.

[kelath5555]

I don't understand it when people say to chew gum or not breathe through your nose/mouth/ears/whatever. Cutting an onion releases enzymes into the air that irritate your eyes. It has nothing to do with what you breathe. The fan blows these enzymes away from your face.

[CrisMinuano]

you can do that, or just chew gum while u cut the onions

[MaliciousArts]

I dont see tears i see giraffes either im high or you look like a giraffe

[wuzman7]

wet your knife and cut it... done.

[mb433]

Or you could just man up and have your wife do that shit.

[vinnimin96]

What if you in the wind of the fan, all the oils will go into your eyes.

[habeats]

Those onions are not strong...use a yellow one

[Lubie225]

or you could just cut the onion without cutting open the root...

[JohanssonJ92]

what the F!? what are you doing in the kitchen m8 and where is the woman making the sandwiches!!

[Sunzion]

the solution is to breath using your mouth instead of nose. Try biting something or maybe keeping a toothpick on your mouth,

[zarkorockera]

i did it! then cut my finger end up crying anyway lololol

[avimot]

grate,simply grate.



[xwowx4]

use contact lenses. that makes you dont cry lol.

[Cokecakepopcorn]

How to Cut an Onion Without Crying - CHOW = Don't be a pussy.

[2hot4sloth]

Waste of money. Hold water in wour mouth if you can't handle it.

[lilmissjester]

Chew chewing gum while cuttign onions, it stops tears.

[MasterBronto]

so i watch this right after eating my onion stir-fry :(

[OllieHikaru]

Umm, you can just cut out the lobe at the start and not be a pussy, like everyone else

[xDL0V3h0us3xD]

I'm 13 and I never cryed in my life because of cutting Onions

[yoe91]

OH MY GOD THAT'S INCREDIBLE !!!!!!...........

[JimmyKinY]

why don't you just put the onion under water in the sink? surely thats a lot easier

[isudude0913]

@JimmyKinY That's what my mom taught me. Never had a problem since!

[SteveIronmaiden]

err....all the gas that irritates your tear ducts are inside the root, so just cut the root off and quickly dispose of it and you won't have a problem...

[Forlackofspace]

You're low on calcium...



[kingbacca]

the way he cuts the onions makes me cry.

but right now im laughing :D

having the imagination that there 1 guy out there cuting onions with swimgoogles

and a vent jeez cant type anymore :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDD

[hyungsup2]

If you sharpen the knife, you won't cry anymore!

You can use 2 knives to sharpen it if you don't have the knife sharpener.

[emilybryan15]

i wash the onion in water first, then cut.. no stinging eyes!

[Mujave]

Next step: Learn how to cut a damn onion.

[mrwowlol]

I could cut this guy up without crying. Sorry, that was just too easy! I'm kidding! Go CHOW!

[weizman123]

just fill your mouth with water and cut the onion

always works for me

[obliviousfafnir01]

Guy sounds like a hypochondriac. 

[Henryisshit]

haha i love those last moment :)) you look funny

[flowiepanda]

so you just buy any regular fan and put it beside the cutting board without even plugging it in and... no tears?? amazing

[Downbeatoff]

I cut the ends off of onions, then cut it in half, then continue cutting. I never get watery eyes from it at all. Maybe cause I have contacts on?

[GrandvisionStudio]

Start cutting out a smal sphere from the bottom of the onion where there's no onion hair and then pull out the bulb. This bulb releases a chemical that makes you cry if you breathe it in.

[joemay5]

if u dont cut the onion at the root u wont cry either but hey! fans are cool too.

[Summerrdaize]

No problem. I'm totally fine. I'm totally, totally fine. I'm not crying, do you see tears? I don't see any tears. I feel no tears. I see no tears. I'm fine. LOOOL

[driftkingpro123]

what’s the solution if someone farts, without laughing

[xandercom]

I'm totally fine.



[alikid123]

GUM



[justforexperience]

i just close my nose

[AzizaMoghal]

@justforexperience Me too :-)

[Crapoeira]

have a pencil in your mouth sideways

seriously try it

[KidDynaMyt]

Or you could just put the onion in water and cut it in the water - that works too

[iiNocentHD]

But the real question is, What is a man doing in the kitchen ?

[slovenedudebmwlover]

@iiNocentHD ok thats really like wtf i hate the guys that say that men are not for kitchen look how many chefs there are! and whyt are men even for? siting behind tv, drinking beer, gaining mass, having sex and do little bit of house painting? and im a male and im not a homo or trans but im just thinking wisely! and i dont wana be and im not a man like that yes im doing stuff like that but rarely but when i saw your comment i can think that you are man just like that!

[MrPivot911]

@iiNocentHD He's bitch is psyco mabye?

[knoxjeff]

@iiNocentHD All the best professional chefs are men, where else would they make their culinary masterpieces?  If you don't know how to cook, you're not a real man. A man without a kitchen is a man with an empty sack.

[miketzanos11]

i see no tear i have no tear im fine ....really ??

[IndustrialInfact]

remake that one with a withe onion the red ones are weak most of the time!

[Cinnamoka]

If you wear contacts it also helps immensely.

[marco1991pl]

breath thru mouth not nose :P

[starbrat224]

Run water over the larger slices of onion before chopping it up.

[BakersVault]

Or you can just keep your fucking knives sharp enough so they don't bruise the onion..

[samizlearning]

how the hell can you see your tears

[3153dee]

chew gum



[xRoflman]

chew gum, it works

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

i think i'll just suck it up and cut the damn onion

[jerbear938]

I really want to punch this guy right in the mouthZ

[xxbagoshnixx]

just wear goggles

[risk3715]

How... seriously. Let the internet misguide you. Anyone know what causes you to cry? Check the onion wiki under "Eye Irritation" You shall learn the truth! This video confirms this

[sharonspoon]

Put heaps of water in your mouth and keep it there trust me it works

[ufsantaris555]

Chewing chewing gum stops you form crying when u cut an onion

[KonohaNoKiroiSenkou]

Orange : Knife

Onion : What ?*Slash* AHHH

[Error404AccessDenied]

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[Error404AccessDenied]

Wear goggles. Duh.

[numerokoodiss]

Eat bubblegum while cutting onion or man up :)

[threembeats]

its true that you are not crying BUT WE ARE CRYING...

[Sexalize]

Ye sure... 3 minutes later he's crying on the floor like a pussy.

[MrEdilaga]

im not crying, im not crying, mummmy :'(

[TheMuggleworld]

It's just so sad why would they kill the onion!!! :"(

[grarosting]

w8 is this a soldering fan>?



[LaughingGoh]

try watch P0RN while cutting onion ,

[DjZSkillz]

0:01 Show Tits o.O

[emilio9831]

@0:01 show tits!

[riotofdablood]

REAL MEN AREN'T AFRAID OF CRYING.

[anderenwelt]

chew gum

[3picFailGuy]

wait wait wait... im a guy and im watching this? i dont need to watch this, women do this shit not men :|.. we dont need this tut..

[oldtown1988]

juz chew a gum...



[lolcatsNYC]

How to cut an onion without crying:

1. Chew gum

2. Cut the onion

3. The end.

[damianpaz]

*stretches his face* I'M TOTALLY FINE. I'M TOTALLY TOTALLY FINE. I'M NOT CRYING. YOU SEE TEARS? I DON'T SEE TEARS. I FEEL NO TEARS. I SEE NO TEARS. I'M FINE! *runs away*

So the trick is to smoke some salvia before cutting the onions. Go it!

[Coffesdashit]

You don't need a fan o.O just blow gently while cutting...duh

[Slayer2k50]

Noone cares, just cut the damn onion

[PajdoPatak000]

How to Cut an Onion Without Crying - let your wife do it!

[Porqqqqq]

Or just where contact lenses it works great

[christinelou1]

Run your onion under cold water after you peel skin off, and before you slice. Your eyes will not burn. Half way thru, run onion under water again, then continue...If your onion "is smelling to strong"(or tasting too strong(red ones usually do)...Put diced/ sliced into the freezer for about 5 minutes...Bingo...Sweet onion! Just remember to "take it out! Or "just buy "Valdaliah" onions or "oh so sweets"...

[DutchManiacFromMars]

just cut the onions in your sink filled with water

[christosmani]

why dont you simply try chew a gum???

[squirrelliekat]

this video made my eyes water

[maserati315]

0:01 Show Tits lol

[janvoslos]

pussy.

[LittoBUbbo]

just dont cut the root. the root makes it bleed the stuff right

[zippers2]

oh, come ON....just let the tears flow. It's a good cleansing trick. you feel great after a good cry !!!

[ferbforneil123]

he swimed in invisible water @ 0:12!!!!

[TheBigNegus]

0:32 why so defensive?

[Urbeflurb93]

Just take a sip of slightly warm water and keep it in your mouth whilst slicing. It works and you don't have to buy a fan.

[kingsas24]

its the onion odor you idiot

[omaman92]

show tits?

[fatwrecked14]

0:01 Show tits

[biskmatar052192]

Science says chewing a gum will do the trick because "fuck you, gums are fun"

[KavionMs]

the reason you cry when you cut onions is becuse the scent gets in your nose it has nothing to do with the eyes

[NavesRegg]

How to Cut an Onion Without Crying:

Step 1: Man Up and Quit Being a Pussy

Step 2: Cut the Damn Onion

[dandeadly3]

@NavesRegg You fool. Pussys crying are a good thing!

[TheAudiopulse]

@NavesRegg

Step 2: Make the Onion cry!

[bourky93]

@NavesRegg It's not about being manly. All eyes are someone sensitive to raw fumes from freshly cut onions, I don't care who you are or how manly you claim to be, everyone's eyes will water to some degree.

[waelhasneoui]

@NavesRegg cu your ass

[NavesRegg]

@waelhasneoui Uhh... what? If you're trying to insult me because you thought I was insensitive or rude, then stop it. What I wrote was a joke.

[rachel14604]

Just wet the knife before cutting the onion!

[elmagnificodep]

You just have to make sure you leave the root intact while cutting the onion. If you leave the root intact then the onion won't bleed. The onion bleeding is what causes you to cry. Keep your piece of shit fan. You're doing it all wrong!

[YourFavoritoMexican7]

0:01 Show tits!

[CrazyJenkinsOldman]

@YourFavoritoMexican7 Jesus Christ stop posting this!!

[XxhilfmirxX]

@YourFavoritoMexican7 cant unhear...

[extremepietbh]

cut to 0:35 for severe childhood trauma relapse

[MR9President]

if you just put it in some water,the natural gasses that then release wont flow into the air and make your eyes tear. That's what i always do

[ItstheAlexShow]

also if you chew bubble gum while cutting onions you dont cry..

[DrDavidColmenar]

He's most definitely NOT fine. He looks high out of his mind.

[MustnagLOVER]

yeah hes not crying, BECAUSE HES A REAL MAN!!!

[Starioshka]

Step 1 : Call for your wife

Step 2 : Eat.

[froireier]

0:01 show tits LOL!!!!!!!!

[ritax3bbyy]

its not your eyes that makes you cry its you smelling that make your eyes tear up.

[Starioshka]

@ritax3bbyy no it's the gasses from onions.

[commentsadcb]

Simple but good idea

[imthetank3]

i was waiting for someone on the set to run up and shove his face in those piles of onions

[snewper]

step 1: call your friend

step 2: let your friend do instead

[Spart0xX]

HAX HAX HAX HAX

[annoyingryan1220419]

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