The Grey Area

[Macalaka567]

I love first world problems... aka making choices in america...

[zukodude487987]

This video made me think. Thinking made me smart. Smart got me success. And Success sucks!

[FishWithoutHats]

The yin yang stands for Daoism, not China.

[TyTheRegularMan]

Society rhymes with variety.

[choaticllama]

"free"



[LegalHeroin]

america a free society ? HA!

anyway nice video, wheezy

[GaspersDebates]

"I wish it was as easy to pronounce as the bibil."

<3

[AlorenNS]

When he does that to the ying yang he makes it into the Aes Sedai symbol from the Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan. I would if anyone else noticed that. Or if any Wheel Of Time fans watch wheezy waiter...

[jwebb232]

@AlorenNS its yin yang, not ying yang.

[ChynaGrove]

*sniff* Wooah, I guess I ruled THOSE out. *sniff* Woooooah, I guess not....

[MakeToastNotWar]

Bibble :') 

[peace6147]

Actually burning the Quran isn't forbiden or anything bad in Islam !!

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

do do do dah *wink*

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[arspenn]

ive done that same thing with pants before...

[dominatrix1315]

WHY DIDNT I SEE COFFEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?­!?

[97273998]

:::) -spider smile!

[eileencgress]

Nice backhand there to the kid. Kudos.

[SparklyCheeseburger]

you kinda remind me of jack black when you talk about school... idk why

[Anouqie]

craig with a wig scares me.. :(

[YurrahAlHadi]

qu'ran is pronounced the lst way u said dud, hmmm

[FlyMe2Freedom]

"the Bibble..."

wheezy, you just made my day.

[AdamantSystems]

@FlyMe2Freedom when did he say that

[TheNintendOtaku]

@AdamantSystems In the video? at :44? Did you watch it?

[iPoopypants]

the grey area

the gray area

the american area

the british area.

[SupaDupaFunTime]

2:21

lol creepy

[engrifes]

I'm glad you spell it "grey."

[spacedog1996]

"I wish it was as easy to pronounce as the bibble." Made my day. XD

[RyanTheBigKid]

sub :D

[WowItzKirsty]

first thing I noticed when he slid in was, he needs a haircut XD

[embercoral]

Bibble...my dad always called it that. What do you think about the Dizzy Channel?

(Disney)

[BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr]

i say the bible the same way you do ::) <alien smiley

[markorockstar101]

i know school is tough because my homeroom is full of jerks like that eagle. and then i am forced to think what kind of twisted reality is this?

[KSaebinMusic]

"bee ble" HAHAHAHAHA

[XxJasminexAkiraxX]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh *cough cough* lol

[Justmemyownself]

You're weird... I like it. Thanks to Shay Nation for sending me here.

[kenshin1224]

Qur'an? Koran? i wish it was as easy to pronounce as the Bibble...

[TheKastrel]

0:42... i tried to click it

[zweizy504]

you are going to love me. i will make you

[tegalto]

Why did you change the spelling of gray in the title? You know gray with an A is the American spelling of the color, and grey with an E is the British? Little-known facts!

[OliviaFromCLC]

GREG WITH A WIG!

[trishalovesfy]

Um, Anderson Cooper can stab me anytime he wants.

[kookook2]

Whoa! I guess not. :)

[xKungFuxGripx]

At 0:41 did anyone else try to click play?

[BarbieLugo]

i would really love it if you made a movie, just under 3 minutes of laughter...leaves me wanting more. I would say you rock my socks, but im not wearing any, and i would say you rock my beard...but i know that won't come in until im about 50 or 60... so until then, you rock my, um, stuff. YEAH, stuff :)

[benroch]

@BarbieLugo GO check out ozark cousins

[BarbieLugo]

@benroch AMAZING! i thoroughly enjoyed, i will not lie at first i thought to myself... "this is not the same beardo funnyness that i start every morning with :(" i immediately changed my mind. I enjoyed the plot, the beard ;) and the MUSIC! you deserved the award all the way!!! i know it was a long time ago, but congrats again

[0101010101010101ful]

can you like make your vids with lots of pauses for us to laugh,because i cant hear you when im still laughing about what you just did/say a moment ago

[jaytux08]

Bib-le

[eatenbydinosaurs]

your lips look so moisturised, what do you use?!

[Deviantlol]

Your 2 minutes of heavenly entertainment is much better then Shaytards 10 minutes of boredom.

[lilwrath8]

did he just smell his own ass??

[buttercupisevil]

nice RSS pillow in the backround of craig with a wig :D

[CourageousKat]

marry me XD

[bubblesnbutterflys]

wheezy madrid isnt an island its the capital of spain!

[TheLimitq]

wheezy waiter is all ways funny

[tinaconclave]

the [bɪbl̩] . lol

[DJdrue]

stop with the "OOOOOH!" thing! it hurts my ears!

[itslukerieke]

i believe in Jesus Christ so i guess you can call me a "Christian" (whatever that means anymore) and i absolutely do NOT think that burning the quran is good. Jesus loves and most "Christians" don't. this preacher's actions don't represent me or Jesus. i aplogize on his behalf

[SomeCanadianGuy01]

@itslukerieke Your god doesn’t burn books that disagree with him he burns people who don’t believe in him. This preacher is a saint compared to your god.

[itslukerieke]

@SomeCanadianGuy01 oh i wish you knew him better than that. he loves us so much. it's love that really can be experienced. he's always there urging us to just believe him and love him like he loves us. if you look into what he actually did for us because he loved us vs what we do to display our hate for him, how can we not be punished for it. he doesn't want for that to happen to us though. not at all. he loves us man

[Rawrisons97]

I've been watching you for awhile and why the name WheezyWaitor?

[MasonssWorld]

@Rawrisons97 cause he has asthma and he was a waitor

[xXjessiexnimXx]

thumbs up if you clicked the screen on "click to play"

[leeee12man]

you should make your handstand videos in your normal videos, in canada i choose to not watch your handstand videos, it wastes time i could have used watching your other videos

[kittierox100]

Its so ironic that the add for this is Single Muslims.

[docrosh12]

I didn't hear anything you said after AC's picture. Got lost in his dreamy eyes. o.o

[Toyfarer]

I cry BullSh!t. If you cannot stand the Getting up early, Staying in school all day, and then MAYBE getting into College, then MAYBE going on to a job you love, there is the alternative... Take the G.E.D. If you fail, go back to school and shut the hail up... If you pass... Well, Get that job Right now. Or.................... Go to College. If you can get in, or worse, can afford it. Good luck.

[ZaZ1230]

No you don't Wheezay, you live in Chicago.

[TheCraneOfDeath]

Wheezy have you ever considered opening a fight club? You could make your clones fight each other and make money off of it.

[hyperemomonkey]

I played Hookie today :)

[TannerBatman]

Where was the wink?!

[peacelovetennis33]

@TannerBatman On Anderson Cooper's face.

[RawkinOutt]

@TannerBatman 2:20 That wink? >.>

[monkeymonkeyxbox360]

i would just like to say that you can get beheaded in islam if you beileve in the bible so yeh go ahead burn the koran

[TheCraneOfDeath]

@monkeymonkeyxbox360

In Islam? Since when is Islam a place?

Islam is one of the three main monotheistic religions, being Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. They all believe in the same god. 'Allah' translates to 'God'. The majority of the people who are Muslims are not by any means bad. The majority of Muslims are tolerant. The ones you are referring to are like the fred phelps church of Islam.

[MHeartsJuicy]

@TheCraneOfDeath i am so glad there is one smart person on youtube.

[randombleh88]

@monkeymonkeyxbox360 You don't get beheaded for believing in the Bible where'd you get that? :/

[MHeartsJuicy]

@monkeymonkeyxbox360 hahahahahahahaha. i hope youre joking.

[BigDodonga]

Mo' like gay area....

[iTSTHESH1T]

Omg will everyone quit saying "im glad im an athiest blah blah blah" Why does eveyone get so offended when someone wants to do something to the muslim religion. People burn bibles on a daily basis and no one cares.

[whokilledabeeraatif]

Woop for Muslims!

[ArtStone]

Thank God for atheists! - it was Divine Providence

[ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo]

@ArtStone That is the most paradoxical statement I've ever seen........

[killa420herb]

@ArtStone fucking half-wit.

[kimmitalks]

@ArtStone I lol'd.

[hamshow12]

@ArtStone thank GOD for atheists? hehehe... irony

[emmfan09]

You make such big choices!

[EPICFOCKINWIN]

high times

[TheGreenr10]

this makes me glad that im an atheist in engand but its still sick (in the bad way)

[unitednerdsbeproud]

The qu'ran burning makes me sick... I'm an atheist.

[RawkinOutt]

@unitednerdsbeproud I'm a Christian and it makes me sick too.

[unitednerdsbeproud]

@RawkinOutt What a world we live in... *cries*

[kimmitalks]

@unitednerdsbeproud @rawkinOutt

I'm neither athiest nor Christian. But prejudice/ignorant people make me sick ;)

[Screenplaya]

Oh man! I hate discovering things at which I am good. Grammar! That, my thing, is. Nope!

[RyderRooRoo]

1:57 OMG IT'S NATHAN FILLION!

[Chaseroonie1]

I NEED BANJO FACE

[ErikGusto]

I keep getting supprised by the bubble the US-inhabitants live in. Most of Europeans have it just like Americans... we´re just not so attention demanding.... except England... England is the "special kid" in our European "class".

[imoan631]

@ErikGusto this made me laugh for about two minutes

[OfficialCalumChannel]

Woah. That craig with a wig smile started with an eyebrow cock. o.o

[angelcute72]

OOHOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH! XD

[AcuraSniper75]

Wow! I hope I never have to think about stuff! Especially if I get paid, 'cuz who needs money??

[Xphobe001X]

Alfalfa BOING . :P Little rascals fyi

[dinoboykyle]

O, I get it. His hair's grey!

[bovineuniversity1290]

are u sporting a beard wheezy? if not, then why?

[Tigerwolfie2655]

do u eat cheese wheezy! or r u laktos in tollorent if u r HOW DARE U ALL THE CHEESE LOVERS WILL DIE IF U ARE

[plasticvines]

I lol'd

[1machi]

I want a wheezy coffee mug!!!

[ShanaHaZe]

@1machi i actually really want that settlers of catan mug

[taxt17]

lolz. I am going to laugh to this all day. maybe going to laugh school is bad. pants funny.

[fayetify]

bible ftw hahaha

[imXsoXnotXscene]

1st world problems. lulz.

also, that pastor is a retard.

[chromebandit]

@imXsoXnotXscene anyone with a mustache that bad should be

[Raphaelus13]

you almost had a topic on this one :D

[LarsPwnsAll98]

1:30 - 2:15 is the best thing that wheezywaiter has ever said!! From my own experiences atleast.

[iMANTlS]

I'm really disappointed, you don't know anything about Islam, how it's freedom by preventing them from building a mosque ?! And responding to the guy who will burn the Qur'an ?! REALLY ?! FREEDOM ?! I remind you that guy who's going to burn the Qu'ran will deserve bad things happen to him

[iMANTlS]

I'm really disappointed, you don't know an

[austinzach00]

im favoriting this because it was posted on my birthday.... AND ITS AWESOME!

[Ifdeathhadaname]

*Sniff* Whoa! Guess I ruled those out. *Sniff* Whoa! I guess not.

[OhFididdlesticks]

dude you are amazing. you can make videos everyday. i can't even take the time to watch all of your videos! im so sad that i can't though :(

[WhereIsWales]

I vlog too! :D

[Viltan]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!

[itsNyvviex3]

LMFAO.

Craig, I'm going to VidCon just so I can find you and give you a hug. <3

[Malachai2012]

dam, nice camera, the quality is really good

[Wingz136]

BUT WHEEZY!!!! HOW WOULD YOU FILL IN THE BLACK DOT!?!?!?!?!

[ANproduction]

best ahh ever.

[zyklonb1488SS]

living in America aint anything to be proud of man

[doug12361]

@zyklonb1488SS Then don't

[doug12361]

Everything IS Black and white. Grey doesn't really exist. It's more an existential place in our mind that makes us feel better about doing the wrong thing. Or to make it simple, a choice to do something wrong but not call it wrong. Beyond that blithering sociological philosophy, great video!

[fidgetingfinch]

@doug12361 But "right" and "wrong" is also an arbitrary creation of our minds. In the physical world, there is no right and wrong. We define what is socially acceptable and what isn't. Physical matter doesn't.

[doug12361]

@fidgetingfinch

I take your point and somewhat agree, however ignored that view as it disappears by necessity once you "social agreemnets or morays. Basically I jumped to the end. Thanks for the input. Interesting.

[ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo]

derp

[bhayes0175]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[KingOSketchKomedy]

@Datux91 how does michael Jackson equal awesomeness? At best he's a "meh"

[trolltrolero]

the Island of Madrid? you must be kidding me!!!

you should visit Spain, maybe on tour why the driftless pony club? :D

[zuklzi]

Can you speak German? I can better understand German^^

[DaTux91]

Wheezywaiter = clones

cloning = ethical fucked up-ness

ethical fucked up-ness = Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson = awesomeness

Thus: wheezywaiter = awesomeness.

There's also a version with Michael Jackson = dead, but let's not dwell on that.

[vasemedroserii]

The Bible and Torah is mentioned as holy books in the Quran. All 3 books was sent to the people as salvation. Jesus is mentioned as one of the most holy persons that has ever stepped the earth! All that in the Quran.

I guess they are very keen on teaching muslims what democracy really is.

By the way. Im a muslim! But I DIDNT and DONT neither support or lead the action of 9/11! Or any other terror! First of all the Quran tells me it's a sin that is a one way ticket directly to Hell!

[ducktapelover1]

@vasemedroserii to long : did not care

[vasemedroserii]

@ducktapelover1 Ok..

[shackelfrdace69]

@vasemedroserii all 3 books *were sent

[vasemedroserii]

@shackelfrdace69 Thank you for the correction. English is my 4th language......

[shackelfrdace69]

@vasemedroserii no problem. there were a few other errors but i'd feel like an ass if i were to correct them all.

[vasemedroserii]

@shackelfrdace69 Hehe yeah you are right.... :)

[Mubarak635]

@vasemedroserii thanks for metioning im muslim too! mashallah

[vasemedroserii]

@MHeartsJuicy lie

[xTinaBlueEyes]

Whezzy Waiter i think your great.....mmmmwwwwaaaaa!

[SMP922]

I FRAKING LOVES ME SOME WHEEZYWAITER!!! 

[rymaly]

where the fuck is the coffee? arghh

[manateelover95]

The best thing about school is that when i come home i get to see a new video from you!

[colinzap]

WHEEZYCAKES!

[akitteh1]

im doin ya mum

[diokeo]

ahmhuahmoiahohohohoba

[browneyes04047]

ive had a shitty ass day, all day...then I randomly found your vids and you made me laugh without the assistance of smokin pot....subbed

[BlissfulMelancholy]

You can wear my pants, Wheezy. :3

[xxRUCHIxx]

Kitchentable tester?

Me?

I'm a TV couch tester. Im proud to know that I make a difference .

[MoonlightFading]

I wish it was as easy to pronounce as the bib-le.

[theLEADERofTROLLING]

so i heard that wheezy waiter use to wai tables at the gay club called ariolla bar

[karenc1023]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

[sonotsavvy]

Yelling plus winking equal awesome overload

[BoumaKa7la]

eurk :s

[superfox1080]

Craig with a wig makes me LOL IRL every time.

[WhereAreMyOreos19]

Haha I love ya Wheezy.

[Fishpoke320]

It's pronounced Iran.

[lemonman652]

You should wear the blue ones

[knoose]

Shay Carl!

[Charlestonville]

.... yeah i like this

[718Digital]

haha you're so awesome wheezy!!

[Nadroj7991]

I taste mustard ! Explaination anyone ???

[sonotsavvy]

@Nadroj7991 hmmm... you ate mustard? Or maybe someone put mustard in your mouth when you weren't looking.

[AlexanderCarpenter]

hahah for some reason, the cut off "whoaaa"s really got me laughing.

[animemangamt368]

@linlomox I don't get your pount are you saying this refering to schools in Asia? because if it was in Asia you get no education unless you PAY so it's like private school no such thing as free education. But if your talking about American public schools, the kids don't PAY the teachers, the district does but the more kids they have the more money the school receives for their budget. By the way what point where you trying to make with your example? cuz again the kids don't pay the teachers.

[theLEADERofTROLLING]

is it just me or this guy wheezy is fake, we all know thats not really him, hes pretending to be charles trippy and shay fat douche smelly bag carl and mix with shane fagdawson.

[CalIMehJesus]

@road2happiness Haha i don't care i thought it was hilarious

[TAJours]

I think , i am Craigwithewig phobic !

Oo

[UhhhJaaa]

Can Craig with a Wig host a show one day?

[Wiiman530]

@horsesruleguysdrool wow u really thought he forgot about exploding Wednesday ur cra-EXPLOSION!

[Redcaster916]

LMAO...love the ending.

[iiottoii]

the yelling got a little annoying, please dont do it again

[HadderMadigan]

hey wheezy did u know there is a phobia of beards? I thought you might find that interesting.